UNITED WE STAND IMPACT GAMETHREAD MID DAY BECAUSE I'M SLEEPY AND IM GONNA GO NAP

Hey I actually watch Impact live

impact live? like, you go to the tapings?

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>and oh my god why the fuck are they doing this at fucking 11pm
Starts at 4am here in England.
Started on the ciders like 4 hours ago, I doubt I'll remember any of the PPV.

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>this late ass show

fine..fuck sleep

Start Time: 8pm PT - 11pm ET

Airing On: FiteTV, TubeofCozy & TaimaTV

Enjoy the show friends

This

ddt show is over and pre show is on

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35 mins to get food

i wanna fuck kid ref he's such a lovely dork

Actually looks like one of the better IMPACT crowds.

BAHH

Based RVD making SIMPACT book his girlfriend or else he wouldn't work the show.

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Sabu Is still working?

thank you

lmao @ kidref talking to the wrestlers mid match

kid ref getting so much work this week man, he was at the bloodsport show earlier

aaand we're on

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Good

and they're already doing audio botches

never change impact

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How is Johnny Impact in an Ultimate X match?

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How is it that the venue, setup, and production all seem worse than they do for the tapings?

they have time to edit everything

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Nice

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rip audio

why are they fighting for an X?

X division title shot.

this

x=ability to challenge x division champ for title
it looks stupid as hell though and it's way too low

RIP

man gotta fix the audio issues

This please

why can't impact do live shows for shit aaa

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#UNITEDWESTAND
#JETFUELCANTMELTSTEELBEAMS

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HOLY SHIT THAT DIVE

Basado

Ace Austin just fucking died

that dude is dead

RIP everyone.

>Should I climb the ropes and grab the X as all my opponents are out of the ring, thus guaranteeing myself a victory?
>Fuck that I'll kill myself instead

F

Is Kevin Dunn producing this shit too wtf is up with these camera cuts?

Poor Gambit.

>the world champion is now the #1 contender

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Johnny Allbelts incoming

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didnt expect him to win

thats... actually pretty intresting

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Based Johnny

>Impact wins
cringe, he has been a more boring champ than Austin Aries

Kino.

people on the taima chat who never watch tna spamming loltna in the chat for a booking decision they wont see the outcome for is my favourite thing

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Fix audio

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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Is Lucha Underground even a thing anymore? It should be Team AAA

Impact deserves all that chat and more for this abominable audio engineering.

Based

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Brian Cage should hit the weights, gain some height, have sex, get a clue, and come home to the WWE. Tuhmbs up if u agre

for that? fair enough

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How has Marty not been signed to Impact at this point? The whole show is LU and friends.

weeee

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No, thanks. I don't need to see his bitch tits each week

Radioactive piss

based Eddie

youtube.com/watch?v=nNBWHhtV2VQ

Holy fucking cringe besides RVD and Sabu

Based Crazy eddie

Aero Star should have brought his rei del reis sword

go collect your retirement checks grandpa

FAT ASS

>Radioactive piss

Please. You know Vince is furiously masturbating over signing this Mastadon right now.

Surprise, it's Tommy Dreamer

Based Dreamer

This looks like shit, but i'll keep watching for Dreamer

>Please. You know Vince is furiously masturbating over signing this Mastadon right now.
This

How old is that ref?

Bombita

Younger than everyone here combined

>watching this instead of AIW
plebs. You don't deserve to see Hornswaggle vs Steiner anyway

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I went for a piss break. Was that Ace Austin? Is he alive?

26

Aerostar is fighting under the Lucha underground banner. That's like taking the money in the bank briefcase to progress

Fucking kek'd at Cage doing lucha moves.

Cringe

Nice

how many matches in? I only want to see rvd/sabu vs penta/fenix

the show sold out you stupid smark.

its literally in the OP

This is the second match of the show. Ultimate X #1 contender match was first.

This is the 2nd. First was the ultimate X match. You have probably over an hour to go for Lucha Bros vs. RVD/Sabu

DEED years old.

liked

AIW has unironically been way better so far unless you like Tommy the American Dreamer with his 50 year old ass and yellow polka dots and shitty gimmick matches like Ultimate X. Watching both.

Based Dreamer taking the pin.

Tessa vs Joey Ryan will be based

>dead promotion wins

So do they not have the crowd mic'd or do the crowd just not give a shit?

It's probably both.

nobody cares about AIW ya simp shill

That's nice. You can keep watching your faggy little show

>Joey Ryan
>Based

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they seem pretty active, but the volume is low

I've been relatively sports entertained so far

>Taya.

If I looked like Johnny Impact, I think I could do a tier better than Taya.

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How much fucking makeup is on Taya's face to coverup her turnbuckle faceplant botched moonsault from the other week?

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>womyn's wrestling

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she's getting ultra fat

Okay thanks keep watching your promotion that would have failed like 10 years ago because it sucks if it wasn't initially run by a money mark with a rich daddy and has only made a profit one year of it's existence since NWA:TNA
And yeah I'm seething + boillin + worked

She got fat

well thank you rvd then

Rosemary waifu wrestling time.

Thick

Crowd was good during the pre-show on the kid ref cam, there's been tech issues with the audio on the main show.

>Rosemary waifu wrestling time.

Too long, didn't read
LOL

thicc match

RVD is fucking this forbes hoe

Let me know when the filler match is over Chief

>caring about how much profit the company you enjoy makes

Based RVD

Any chance this match is better than Becky, Charles, and Ronda?

>female vampiro
>female michael elgin
>some stripper they brought in because she's banging one of the boys
yikes

are you even asking lmao

There is usually a reason nobody watches trash user, but you probably enjoy Russo era WCW so do your thing user

TNA has always had better women's matches than WWE

datass.jpg

as you say defending aiw lmao

Lucky

>Shinjiro Otani vs. Eddie Kingston > wimminz rasslin

Damn, Rosemary has gotten really fat

i feel like this would be a lot funnier to watch live

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Thick

>let Allie go
>Hire a 48 year old RVD and his stripper gf

you dont fool anyone, i know there is wymmin shit on aiw too

Agreed

>Eddie Kingston
One of the most garbage wrestlers I have ever seen

>dat homunculus logo on her tights
dunno if based or cringe

this crap really brought the show to a screeching halt

Your point being...?

>not watching multiple streams on several monitors
holy fucking poorfag

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It looked like Jordynne just stiffed this new girl in the face,

bitch stop squatting

>based Taya

god i wanna fuck jordynne grace so bad

Can't believe RVD left based Sonya for THAT.

forbes ass just looks weird as fuck
ass implants are the worst thing ever

Grow a chin

I wish I sounded like Low Ki

2 Dusty finishes so far out of 3 matches. Is Russo booking this show?

thats not how dusty finishes work you retard
i'm also watching kaju tho

Nice mlw vs impact

Based Agent 47

this match looks DOPE

>The (((current year))) of our lord
>2019
>Low Ki is still doing his Hitman gimmick
>On an Impact brand show.
>versus LAX

And that's a good thing.

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>>Low Ki is still doing his Hitman gimmick
Based

Un-ironically MOTN right here.

This

I think I need to change my location from my city to the US because all my trends are boring basketball and baseball games.

How come Low Ki doesn't just pull out his gun?

For a 100-500$ payday ladies and gentlemen

That's how you get a pay raise in the Indies

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT IS ON THE HARDCAM?!
YOU KNOW WHAT A HARDCAM DO, YOU MOTHER FUCKER?

>How come Low Ki doesn't just pull out his gun?
Agreed

twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1114016677451259904
MEANWHILE AT THE AIW SHOW

BASED SAMI EDGE

Based

Tessa vs Ryan

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>joey ryan

Winks.

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There is no way this could be worse than Joey Ryan's match in the DDT show earlier.

At least I hope so.

Joey Ryan is a cancer on the wrestling business

This

this fag is here as well?

Don Callis is going to be the best thing about this match.

>Joey Ryan is a cancer on the wrestling business
Based

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Do you have a link to this video? I forgot to bookmark it the last time I saw it posted.

>this fag is here as well?
Yup

Don't ever compare me to that retarded liberal faggot

Sorry user.

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Apology accepted

This

kuddos to Chinfu for not being a cunt about a men touching her

I hope his gear has a little pocket for those suckers.

Based Tessa

i'm glad it's over

Same

I hate that she actually touched his dick

I love Joey Ryan but I'm actually glad Tessa went over. Kudos to her for doing the dick spot but she's on a roll and Ryan will forever be an Indie Darling.

almost didn't recognize swann with that clean cut lel

>I love Joey Ryan

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SABUUUUUUUUUU

loser brothers

got em

>no Bill Alfonso
fuck everything

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>almost didn't recognize swann with that clean cut lel
Same

Fuck, I'm still contemplating whether I should fly to NYC for this, or go to the rumored AEW All Out in Chicago.

>garbage can shots are completely silent
Impact is fucking incompetent. This show would have been decent if not for the sound issues.

This

>sami stapling a newspaper on jimmy
but why

Proves to the crowd that they're real staples

>lemon juice in a cut
YOU SICK FUCK

Damn

Salt

Been watching Kaiju Big Battel is anything based worth watching still? Also still watching that but not sure if I should MAKE THE SWITCH

this is fucked

not the legos!

that match was sick

There's only one match left. do ya wanna watch lucha bros vs RVD / Sabu?

Not really, pic related is on

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honestly a good hardcore match

with how based they are how come their tag team name is just "lucha bros"

Seconding this

bear ranger just got burger'd

taya looks like that?

Based sabu

THE WHOLE F'N SHOW

this theme

FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH

It's so bad, it's good

>It's so bad, it's good
Agreed

youtube.com/watch?v=tZNHPj4LUec

They're brothers and they're luchadores. It's simple and easy to remember. Look at the new stable Lifeblood in ROH. Who looks at Juice Robinson, Tenille Dashwood, and Bandido and think "yeah, that's lifeblood alright"

This ring is too small for these guys

i can't believe that among all the fuckery that happened tonight the match that had the biggest trainwreck potential is actually pretty good

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Nice

BASED

Tomorrow

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I fucking love wrestlemania week

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Sabu looked like shit

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too short

not a bad match though. I liked most of the show, i would even say it was a great show if it wasn't for the piss poor production

THAT WAS IT?!?!

WWE uses 20x20 which is the perfect ring size IMO
t. not an e-drone

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sabu is too old for this shit

RVD probably only agreed to be there tonight if they let his gf wrestle. You'd think he would've at least tried. That match was short as shit.

He signed with them, dummy

No, you know what that is? I was interviewed on a video format like YouTube or whatever and I did this imitation of him along with an unflattering answer too. When I look back at it, it’s not something I’m super proud of because I try to just put positive energy out there but anyway, I’m glad a lot of fans enjoyed it, but what I did was I crossed one eye in the middle because he’s got that eye thing and it got a [big] reaction because you know, here I am making fun of Shawn Michaels -- one of the best wrestlers ever in WWE. So it got a lot of reaction but looking back at it that’s really gotta suck and I know what’s like to temporarily have vision altered and it’s not good and when I look at it… I think I’ve had headaches all day. I can’t even imagine one eye looking in but you know, it’s something… that’s what my impression is, and part of always trying to improve and grow and be a better person is you’re always looking back at a lesser version of you. Always. That’s how it has to be.” RVD expressed. fightful.com/wrestling/rvd-says-he-not-proud-mocking-shawn-michaels-lazy-eye-during-shoot-interview

Boy the production and buzzkill finishes derail the show, good to see RVD and Sabu though.

they should have brought in their usual production team oh well

TONIGHT RIGHT NOW, DON'T MISS HISTORY
taima.tv/r/wooo2

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No thanks, redditor

is this on in cozy i dont wanna use wooo my potato lags on their site

Cool

>paying for wrestling and caring about where illegal streams come from
kys, pay for it then faggot

The fuck? I'm calling you a redditor for actually watching that bullshit

Reddit poor fag SEETHING

>The fuck? I'm calling you a redditor for actually watching that bullshit
>replies to a post in Simpact topic
>calls anyone a plebbitor
The absolute state of you

>he pays for wrestling ever
What a fucking simp

>WWE uses 20x20 which is the perfect ring size IMO
smaller ring would be better. it makes the wrestlers look bigger and forces the pace of the match to be faster, especially with anyone who isn't a heavyweight. having a smaller ring did wonders for wcw. i always found it weird wwe never did the same, especially considering they keeping signing midget shitters.

shame you couldn't hear the crowd all that good because they were loud and into everything

youtu.be/tZNHPj4LUec

Is Impact the ultimate filter to remove reddit from Yea Forums? they get super triggered that Impact has a thread on Yea Forums every single time

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This

He doesn’t support what he loves. Kys you fag

youtube.com/watch?v=kK6lQjzSN8M

Here we go.

Here too.

Based petey

Moosed.

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next week

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