A Week In The Life Of Paul

>You wake up at 5 am to the sound of "Bow down to the, bow down to the King" blaring on your cell phone
>You make your way to Steph's room but find a note on the night stand saying she is out with "friends" again and will call you tomorrow
>You head down stairs to make breakfast for the girls
>The sound of "I love you daddy" pierces your heart as it becomes increasingly obvious the child is not yours
>She looks more like Angle now. While the other one favors Cena
>Yet the 3rd you're not sure. Maybe she's really mine
>It doesn't matter, you just have to grit your teeth and bare it.
>Hours later at the Raw meeting, you pitch a new idea and angle to Vince.
>Vince and Dunn both shut it down
>You exclaim "Ratings are dropping Vince, we need to do something"
>Vince replies, "It's nothing like the poor ratings when you were champ Paul"
>Everyone laughs while you cry a little on the inside
>I'll go do my NXT stuff you think to yourself
>The meeting wraps up and Vince asks you to stay
>You cringe to yourself because you know whats coming
>Vince says, "You know what time it is Paul, drop those pants"
>You do so regretfully
>Vince lubes up his asshole before sucking your cock and telling you to plow his ass
>You hate this part, but after 15 years it almost becomes routine
>You just grit your teeth and bare it
>After leaving Vince with a creampie, you go down to the company gym
>Walk in and figure to get a good workout in
>But you see all the weights have been removed and gym equipment has broken down piece by piece
>You realize that Vince had the maintenance crew remove everything down to the bottom floor again to rib you
>As you head for the exit to go to the gym downtown, you try to ignore the laughing coming from Vinces office as Dunn says "There goes The Game HAHAHAHA"
>You just grit your teeth and bare it
>Finally you make your way over to meet with the NXT crew as this week's Takeover is the biggest of the year
>You wanna go over a few things before the show

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>As you got the whole roster in front of you, the door opens
>Steph finally makes her way in, as Big E is dropping her off
>He slaps her on the ass and says "see you later slut" as Steph turns red
>Big E looks at you, "Paul, hope you don't mind but we removed some of your items from your memorbalia room. Steph wanted to put a swing up. We dropped all the items off at the Goodwill if you really need them"
>Everyone on the NXT roster trys to contain their laughter as one of the female wrestlers has an audible giggle
>"Tha-that's fine, I'll go pick it up later" is your reply
>You just have to grit your teeth and bare it
>Later Vince is trying to contact former legends to make an appearance at Wrestlemania
>Rock is busy in Hollywood
>Stone Cold is busy with his TV show
>Hogan wouldn't be a good move right now
>You bring up, "Hey Dad, I'm a former champ. I'll come out and psyche the crowd up"
>Vince says, "We know Paul" as he tries to contain his laughter. "We want a bigger star though"
>Tears build up but wrestlers don't cry
>Finally as Sunday approaches, you know this is the night you can cosplay
>This is what makes it worth it
>You put on your Thor cosplay as Steph reassures you how cool you look
>You make your way to the entrance and hear the screaming fans
>Kurts daughter says "Have a good match daddy"
>As you walk through you hear Vince laughing maniacally as he exclaims "DUMB ASS FAIL FOR IT AGAIN"
>You don't care though, this is the moment that makes it worth it
>This is the moment you live for as you get to go bury a succesful Hollywood star in a fake fighting match

The absolute state of Paul

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Mental illness: the posts

why hello Hunter! how's Steph and the kids?

Here brother.HH

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I think you know what happens next

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>As you come home from your "victory" you are feeling frisky
>Maybe Steph will be in the mood tonight
>As you start touching her, she smacks your hand away before finally relinqushing
>"Ok Paul hold on and I'll let you go down on me"
>She gets here phone out and puts Randy Savage promos on in the background
>She knows you hate that
>But this will be the only time you touch her in the past year as you masturbate yourself
>So you just have to grit your teeth and bare it

what the hell? this shit isn't even funny. fuck off retard

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I'm probably one of the biggest Triple H haters on here but honestly this is just cringe