A Week In The Life Of Paul

>You wake up at 5 am to the sound of "Bow down to the, bow down to the King" blaring on your cell phone
>You make your way to Steph's room but find a note on the night stand saying she is out with "friends" again and will call you tomorrow
>You head down stairs to make breakfast for the girls
>The sound of "I love you daddy" pierces your heart as it becomes increasingly obvious the child is not yours
>She looks more like Angle now. While the other one favors Cena
>Yet the 3rd you're not sure. Maybe she's really mine
>It doesn't matter, you just have to grit your teeth and bare it.
>Hours later at the Raw meeting, you pitch a new idea and angle to Vince.
>Vince and Dunn both shut it down
>You exclaim "Ratings are dropping Vince, we need to do something"
>Vince replies, "It's nothing like the poor ratings when you were champ Paul"
>Everyone laughs while you cry a little on the inside
>I'll go do my NXT stuff you think to yourself
>The meeting wraps up and Vince asks you to stay
>You cringe to yourself because you know whats coming
>Vince says, "You know what time it is Paul, drop those pants"
>You do so regretfully
>Vince lubes up his asshole before sucking your cock and telling you to plow his ass
>You hate this part, but after 15 years it almost becomes routine
>You just grit your teeth and bare it
>After leaving Vince with a creampie, you go down to the company gym
>Walk in and figure to get a good workout in
>But you see all the weights have been removed and gym equipment has broken down piece by piece
>You realize that Vince had the maintenance crew remove everything down to the bottom floor again to rib you
>As you head for the exit to go to the gym downtown, you try to ignore the laughing coming from Vinces office as Dunn says "There goes The Game HAHAHAHA"
>You just grit your teeth and bare it
>Finally you make your way over to meet with the NXT crew as this week's Takeover is the biggest of the year
>You wanna go over a few things before the show

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>As you got the whole roster in front of you, the door opens
>Steph finally makes her way in, as Big E is dropping her off
>He slaps her on the ass and says "see you later slut" as Steph turns red
>Big E looks at you, "Paul, hope you don't mind but we removed some of your items from your memorbalia room. Steph wanted to put a swing up. We dropped all the items off at the Goodwill if you really need them"
>Everyone on the NXT roster trys to contain their laughter as one of the female wrestlers has an audible giggle
>"Tha-that's fine, I'll go pick it up later" is your reply
>You just have to grit your teeth and bare it
>Later Vince is trying to contact former legends to make an appearance at Wrestlemania
>Rock is busy in Hollywood
>Stone Cold is busy with his TV show
>Hogan wouldn't be a good move right now
>You bring up, "Hey Dad, I'm a former champ. I'll come out and psyche the crowd up"
>Vince says, "We know Paul" as he tries to contain his laughter. "We want a bigger star though"
>Tears build up but wrestlers don't cry
>Finally as Sunday approaches, you know this is the night you can cosplay
>This is what makes it worth it
>You put on your Thor cosplay as Steph reassures you how cool you look
>You make your way to the entrance and hear the screaming fans
>Kurts daughter says "Have a good match daddy"
>As you walk through you hear Vince laughing maniacally as he exclaims "DUMB ASS FAIL FOR IT AGAIN"
>You don't care though, this is the moment that makes it worth it
>This is the moment you live for as you get to go bury a succesful Hollywood star in a fake fighting match

The absolute state of Paul

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Mental illness: the posts

why hello Hunter! how's Steph and the kids?

Here brother.HH

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I think you know what happens next

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>As you come home from your "victory" you are feeling frisky
>Maybe Steph will be in the mood tonight
>As you start touching her, she smacks your hand away before finally relinqushing
>"Ok Paul hold on and I'll let you go down on me"
>She gets here phone out and puts Randy Savage promos on in the background
>She knows you hate that
>But this will be the only time you touch her in the past year as you masturbate yourself
>So you just have to grit your teeth and bare it

what the hell? this shit isn't even funny. fuck off retard

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I'm probably one of the biggest Triple H haters on here but honestly this is just cringe

HOLY FUCKING BASED! Get to the part where Steph has him prep a bull before pegging him. I'm diamonds over here.

>>You do so regretfully
>>Vince lubes up his asshole before sucking your cock and telling you to plow his ass

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Louis CKposting was kinda funny
this shit just feels like a ding-dong diddly thinly veiled fetish desu

>OH NO NO NO
Hmmm, Steph sure did like to do skits with New Day. And now kofi is getting a world title push. I wonder why... >:)

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This is fuckin cringe bro

This is fuckin Based bro

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She just loves to have fun

Overall it was pretty based until you brought in the gay vince fucking, that was pretty cringe.

vince is gay though

I'll give you a 6.5/10 for the effort.
The gay Vince shit was too over the top and overall this was poorly written. Plus Triple H isn't this sad.

hhh the game should have way more self confidence than this. that’s where you fail

Funny thing is HHH Paul The Game actually wrote this to make himself look better. His real life is much MUCH worse.

LMAO

gay vince is the most belivable bit

This. I dont' know why E drones have a hard time accepting it. It's been confirmed by numerous wrestlers. Linda is a beard

hhh paul the game the cerebral assassin is based delet thi

lol

He just needs a Chaperone reference to make it complete

>dumbass fail for it
It’s fell for it you dumb ESL.

worked

Sad!

>>Vince replies, "It's nothing like the poor ratings when you were champ Paul"

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Could have been dimes, but it failed when you used Big E, who is the most obvious homosexual on the roster.

Based OP working the local plebbitor population into a seethe

This was based, hating on triple h is based as fuck.

Many homosexual men can fuck women for work or other interests rather than sexual gratification.

The ass slapping bit doesn't fit. Big E looks like a supercamp mincing gay guy. The casting in this story is weak.

Jesus ding-dong diddly christ

>Kurts daughter says "Have a good match daddy"

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GAYTCH BTFO

>"It's nothing like the poor ratings when you were champ Paul"

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kek what a bitch

Replace Big E with Bobbo and it becomes 100x more believable.

>This is the moment you live for as you get to go bury a succesful Hollywood star in a fake fighting match
pretty much sums up Tripletty's entire ego, SAD!

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this is some funny shit. FUCK PAUL.

HAHAHA TRIPLETTY CRINGE FUCKING BURIED BY BASED CHAD OP

necrobump

this is based OP ignore the haters
tell the h8ers 'cya l8erz'!

I am randomly watching reruns on youtube, and man how long did triple q have a rivalry with kane and undertaker? i love it though

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jesus look how young they all are especially randy looks like hes 22

cringe