Who would you rather have as your dad growing up?

Who would you rather have as your dad growing up?

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Neither, my dad can kick both of their asses.
Based dad.

Holly

Your faggot dad produced you so he’s lower test than either men pictured above

Based Rowan
>big leagues Big JUST
>Big JUST gets fired
>wrestled The Rock on Wrestlemania
simpcore holly
>big leagues brock
>brock brokes his neck
>highest achievement is being a tag team with CAWdy

probably bob because he's richer

Kek I highly doubt that

How does being a brainlet even feel

Rowan seems like a nicer guy, but can still be disciplinary when he needs to be.
Bobcore has an erection for power and would likely beat me.
Rowan is the superior dad

Please tell me how bobcore has more money than a dude that’s been making generous six figures the last 4-5 years

This

HarpGOAT is the superior dad

because bob made generous six figures for over 10 years ya slapdick

he also hates anime and will make fun of you and verbally abuse you every day, is that what you want? or do you want a swedish death metal listening dad instead?

Google their net worth you absolute ape

i said probably not definitively. i dont know much about rowan other than he's a big ginger

neither of them are measured, if you don't think bob holly had a lot of big money years you are a zoomer or being deliberately obtuse

Rowan he is a cool dude and had a match against The Rock at Wrestlemania. Bobcore is a shitter that no one likes or thinks is a cool dude. I'm not sure if he even had a match at Wrestlemania because he is such a shitter

Since Rowan is a kayfabe genius/autist, probably him.

>Have Rowan as your dad
>Based uncle Harper comes over to visit often
>Papa Rowan teaches me how to be a family man
>If I'm lucky he'll introduce me to Carmella.

>Have Holly as a dad
>beats the shit out of me
>sends me to bed with out food
>comes into my room at 3 A.M and beats the shit out of me because he was bored.

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Rowan

Well I fucked your mother and produced you so I guess you are right

D-dad?

also
>dad rowan and uncle harper shows you the ways of the hammer
BASED

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ITT: Weebs

Getting jobbed out to the Rock in a few seconds isn’t an accomplishment. Holly actually had a program with Lesnar for the WWE title, which had Lesnar running away from him every week. That’s something very few can say and easily trumps the list of “accolades” Rowan has.

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you must have shit genetics then

You can see the dried S oylent in Rowan’s beard. Holly would instill you with traditional southern values so you don’t grow up to be a leftist fairy c uck.

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Rowan because he listens to viking metal and could teach me how to chop down a tree and make a cabin out of it

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I don't need dad

Pick Holly and then you'll get beaten up to death by him after discovering his personal Lucky Star folder

>Pointing Bob's flaws
>Is automatically a weeb
>Bob Holly is now protected from any criticism by the existence of weeb and anime
The deepest lore

Holly. Rowan would raise me to be a cuck faggot who white knights women

>he also hates anime
Based bob

>metal listening dad
Yikes! what a simpola

That's it, i'd pick bob over rowan.

Crinfe

Bases

Bob. He is real. Rowan is just a faggoty LARPer and a fake tough guy. He listens to music like a teenage girl and he doesn't have discipline. Meanwhile Bob is a real tough guy, races and works on cars, has a strict fitness regimen, and isn't afraid of anyone. If I said boo to Rowan he would probably apologise to me.

>or do you want a swedish death metal listening dad instead?
Why, so I can end up looking like this?

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>do you want a swedish death metal listening dad instead?
I'm not an emo, so I don't want that.