ITT wrestlers and wrestling personalities who batted WAY out of their league

>Men that have any level of celebrity status and money
>Batting out of their league
Literally impossible, regardless of their looks. Back before morals, even D list celebs would have a harem of women

World-famous millionaire celebrity and some used up roastie.

World-famous millionaire celebrity and a fat plastic mutt.

Two rich celebrities.

Two ugly fatasses.

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Kinda homely, but definitely a few points over him in the looks department.

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>Greek towelhead
Based retard

>wine aunt
>married a garden gnome

which sister has it worse

Of course they are marrying the fame not the guy. that's the whole point

greeks are orthodox christians ya dummy

Nikki is desparate to have a baby whereas Brie is probably hard at work on cooking a second one.

He could do better than washed up used slut Brie Bella

She's used up because Mick has been banging her for 30+ years. See Noelle? That ain't Mick's genes.

What's that sandnog gobbledygook on her titty?

Maybe the ass is.

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True. The exception here so far is Mick who dated his wife when he was killing himself for hot dogs and handshakes.

It's hard to say if this is out of his league.

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KO's wife stuck with him when he was homeless

But maybe they saw a paycheck in the future. Plus Mick was pretty handsome as a youngster I guess.

No idea how Fale got Pieter to be his ride or die but I'm honestly jealous as fuck

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I highly doubt anyone saw any paycheck coming for a glorified yardtard

Mark Haskins is a lucky cunt.

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Because Fale is a Chad

yikes, looks like a goblin

I wish Yujiro would let me be his slutty valet

Dbry is out of brie league. He is hotter.
Kinda like Andrade and Charlotte.

If anything, Bryan batted too low.

cope harder manlets

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Wish he would have married her instead tbqhwy

You are the one that sounds like a bitter incel manlet nig.
Is everything alright?

I read somewhere that Chyna never wanted to have kids. Based on her lack of self esteem and her career choices, I don't blame her.

Kevin Owens was already dating her when he was wrestling in the indies for a hotdog and a handshake, you pinhead

>REEEEEEE But that is not possible , r9k told me women only like Chad!

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What would a Polynesian + Jap mix look like? More of that combo please.

Who are you building a strawman for? I don't think there's much /r9k/ crossover here.

Wtf are you talking about, you simp? What's r9k and how is that related to you being retarded?

Anyone with Phil at this point. You know AJ is getting side dick

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He's an idiot for ditching a modern day goddess for a fat paycheck and place at the McMahonsion table. Chyna is hotter than fire with muscles and without. I'm not saying Steph is a dog, but shit. Plus he ruined her career. Dickhead.

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The chad poly with a jap girl in his lap next to the virgin azn flippy manlet.

Steph ruined her career out of sheer jealousy and he just sat back and let her like a chump.

Rent free

Kids would have had fetal alcohol syndrome.

>he threw this away for some ass
Pathetic.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Wont pay for his kids, newborn will never know her father
>Will spend thousands on a mini horse for some dumb ring announcer
>Knocks her up and will probably flee that scene as well
They should have never given that redneck money

Hebrew, Owens is a kike

Corny would be an incel without wrestling.

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(((Steen)))

>French Leafs
>Kikes

You faggots seriously thought she was hot? Jesus, even when I was jacking off to Sable and Trish I thought Chyna was ugly.

No just me. Most on Yea Forums thinks she looks like a man like Charlotte. She was actually a sweet girl behind the scenes and probably more of a woman than that witch trips married. Her cunt is so strong that she is denying him sons.

She was totally different to all the other women on there so I immediately payed attention. Plus I kinda like that she could probably have kicked my ass.

I had a thing for muscle girls before her (American gladiators, etc.) but my worlds converged when Chyna showed up on WWF strangling Marlena.

Its the namaste symbol

The biggest girls before that were Madusa and Jackie. Peak Chyna was 200 lbs of solid muscle. Crazy.

Forgot Reggie Bennett, though she went full on BBW later in her career.

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Nice catch! If I ever lost someone like her to another guy, I'd murder them both.

Wouldn't have happened if Trips and Chyna were still dating.

agreed, Miz could really do better

What if they had a kid though?

Fale is a gigachad, Pieter is the reacher in that relationship.

not his but kemo is way outta their league

>what’s r9k
there needs to be a hard firewall, if you go to reddit you cannot go to Yea Forums and vice versa

Since the kid stands for everything I would hate, I'd take them out along with the parents.

>Brie has a tattoo for a memory of her dead ex-fiancee
>Bryan sees a reminder that she will always love the dead guy and Bryan is the backup.
OH NO NO NO

>yfw she used to be a manager in OVW with a BDSM gimmick and Batista, Tyson Tomko, and Kevin Thorn were all in her stable

Foley was a legit chad back in his day. Look at any high school pictures and shit. The problem is that he was always a weirdo and he has the Kevin Smith thing, where they rather look like fat slobs rather than lose weight, hit the showers, and get a stylist.

Mick was a chad back in the day. And in certain photos you can see Noelle's resemblance to Mick, especially around the eyes.

Should he have stuck it out with Trishelle from Real World Vegas?

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how the fuck he scored her is beyond me

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Nancy must have had very low standards. She could have had a real man but instead she was with guys like Sullivan and Benoit

have sex

some women confuse small man complex for confidence.

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How has this not been posted. The original what the fuck is she doing with him. Ya she cucked him but he got her when she was still pure.

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This. They know each others for years, well before he was big in the indie.

She knows that manlets are the way to go.
Once you go small, you'll never go tall.

Billy Kid Man

Is she way younger than he is?

High school sweethearts, that's why

that's when she had already left him irl. she was pretty plane jane before

still not one guy from her high school better than him.

That girl looks like she knows how cook a cheeseburger.

based retard

Triple H probably will never admit it but I'm sure he was only fetish-banging her, and then completely ghosted her when he realized her mental issues
A lot of people act like Chyna started losing her mind after WWE but I think she showed signs well before that

Pillmans wife was kinda hot

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>gets big tiddy goth gf
BASED Cornette was WAY ahead of his time in wrestling and life

being called up by the WWF literally ruined their life

ironic

And a cunt so there's my fetish in this

How did Billy Kidman do it?

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Could be my future my wives kids.

What about the dogs though?

She was damaged goods in a major way before she ever set foot in the WWF. Once Haitch realised kids wouldn't be on the agenda with her he probably saw no reason to stick.

Lock them up in the pool area. They have nothing to do with this.

Like Father, like Son.

WHOOOOOO!

High trust, teenage face - anything but face is cope

>that slight chunkyness on her
kev got good taste. also i cant believe this bitch has been with him since his deathmatch wrestling czw days. niggas eyes are way too close to eachother

Rock star spud? Isn't he gay?

This is what happens when you marry in high school

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Spud is pretty handsome even if he is a manlet

Though not technically a wrestler, the man is batting waaaay out of his league, must have a giant dick and is rich.
Way to go Paul.

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Heyman has a shoot nine inch dick.

He's also ripped as fuck. He's small but if he's charming enough, I can believe he could pull it off.

Need to be longer to pass thate egg gut

>he took her name

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She's not greek ya cringe retard
It's the goa trance symbol

Chyna was indeed mentally unstable. She was rich and famous she could have had a great life but she fucked everything up because her boyfriend abandoned her.

Probably had her parents bitch at her like "when is your husband going to get a real job I don't think this wrestling thing will work out" but she didn't care and stuck by him anyways.

she cute

imagine the sex