Why hasn't sumo taken off in America?

Why hasn't sumo taken off in America?

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Because all Americans are sumos

This.

They do it for free

Americans need storylines and trash talk

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It's too BASED. Amerifats can't handle it.

Will we ever get another Sumo wrestler in wrestling? Do smarks even want such a thing or do they only care about the flips and dives?

Big naked fat guys in thongs

basically this
if they wore singlets and shorts they might have a chance overseas

This is why sumo should stay in Japan

Trying to ruin hunderd years of tradition

I remember an article saying that anyone second division or lower got paid absolute dog shit (wanna say it was close to 5K a month and less or the youung guys). Hell, yokozunas make a shade under $400K for a year.

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This is pretty old but since then they got pay raises. Only highest en second division get paid a monthly salary.

Food and living in a stable is free. You do have to do chores as a low ranker, good deal if you ask me

>I remember an article saying that anyone second division or lower got paid absolute dog shit (wanna say it was close to 5K a month and less or the youung guys). Hell, yokozunas make a shade under $400K for a year.

Sumo isn't like pro sports. There's not 30 teams with individual TV contracts worth tens to hundreds of millions. There's not jerseys to buy. They only run tournaments that count in 4 cities. And you can't hype stuff up since you never know who will be in the race for the title or not.

There's just not the opportunities for profit there like in other sports.

Hope so. There's something about big lads that can move and groove that's more impressive than vanilla midgets doing flippyshit.

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>One of the posted articles suggests that he had a big ego and considered himself invincible. He felt that it would only be a short time before he would be working his way through the Ozekis and the Yokozunas. He was rulling the roost going against the young kids in the heya. One day, Sadagotake Oyakata brought in one of the more experienced Makushita's for keiko, and John got his butt whupped consistently by the rikishi. He then realized that he wasn't going to have a cake walk and quit sumo shortly thereafter.

>Why hasn't sumo taken off in America?

Here's why:

- There's no history of it here. There's no hometown connections. There's no parents passing it down to their kids, etc. It's not an American sport and has never been a thing here minus 1990's ESPN2 reruns.

- There's too much competition. You got the big 4 leagues (and their college counterparts) plus golf, UFC, WWE, soccer and everything else. And those sports have a lot more potential for profit than sumo.

- No one wants to see them in their mawashi's and the US really doesn't like heavier people much.

- It would reek havoc on TV schedules. For two weeks 6x a year, no one could run traditional programming. It would be virtually impossible for it to get on a decent channel during football season.

>tradition
HOLY FAGOLI

We put all our nimble fat guys on the offensive line.

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James Gandolfini had a bizarre career before the Sopranos.

The HNICs of Sumo are butthurt at the literal greatest yokozuna in history for slightly deviating from the tradition of how to end a tournament.