SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #3

god i love becky sexy irish voice

so powerful

MAN WHAT A PROMO FOR THE WRESTLEMANIA MATCH IN SUNDAY

SHE HYPED ME UP SO MUCH
IS LIKE SHE CHANNELED THE ROCK FOR THIS

It's the week of wrestlemania and carmella cat poster is nowhere to be found. He's probably killed himself because he knows it will never happen.

18 PEOPLE TAG TEAM MATCH

what in the fuck

I want Becky to fart in my face. I bet they smell like Lucky Charms

>18 person mixed tag

There are shemales in this thread right now.

Attached: 3k1z1t8bhqb21.jpg (1000x850, 112K)

she's the chap

Is Auska teaming with OTIS? lmao

>Asuka is in this shit
God I feel so bad for her.

>18 person mixed tag match

no thanks

>this tag team match

oh my god hahahaha

GROSS GROSS GROSS

ASUKA NO

Attached: 1525527364567.jpg (1920x1080, 315K)

>doing a splitscreen during ad break for entrances
what the fuck is even happening

>person
holy cringe

>multibillion dollar company
>trophies look like they were made in middle school art class

shiggy diggy, vince

lol i forgot about the vagina trophy
looks like shit compared to the andre trophy

>18 person mixed tag team match
HOLY FUCK. This may be the biggest clusterfuck match of all time in WWE

>Asuka & Otis
Did they ?

Wait, she did called Rocky for a possible intergender match in the future?

i think i may hang myself tonight

>18 person mixed match

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

Attached: 1513376521372.jpg (600x600, 62K)

>Tyr

Rowan is fucking based

it's a bit too rough for my liking.
i like feminine ladies with class

Attached: girlz.png (585x446, 326K)

Mixed battle royal of the jobbers next.

Is this the piss break of tonight?

I want Becky to shove her sweaty pits in my face

Attached: 1538832049804.jpg (1600x1600, 991K)

Attached: D0Vx9IeVAAEWuBJ.png (480x480, 161K)

gotta do something while ya dilate

Attached: 1553823601767.jpg (1269x1927, 1.4M)

Post 1 (ONE) realtor or lawyer POV JOI video

Attached: 1489371018207.jpg (486x701, 37K)

just missed it

why go to a commercial right now? it's fucking awkward. Does the crowd see the ads?

Attached: 1542373051059.jpg (423x417, 42K)

>pushed 24/7 the last 6 months
>gets half the crowd to cheer and 10% to stand

Attached: 1541650017041.gif (200x200, 3.9M)

>the same shitty women thory from last WM

Attached: joker tdk.jpg (500x375, 111K)

>anyone being surprised that a fatty like Asuka would be attracted to a fatty like Otis

Watch a real sport faggots. stop watching fake fighting shit. stop choking down the pizza and mountain dew for fuck sake.

Attached: ASP.png (775x339, 477K)

h-haha I'm fine user, look at my smile can't you see I'm happy

Attached: 1536496486773.jpg (524x516, 23K)

(((doctors))) did this people.
how
I though they took an oath

>AN EIGHTEEN PERSON MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
what the shit is this

Attached: screen-10802_2019-04-02-02:00:17.jpg (1280x720, 805K)

>Good Brothers and based Ottis reduced to this level of crap

The April Fool's bullshit exposed a high abundance of shemales all over Yea Forums, ready to jump at any chance to show off how much of a sissy faggot they are

youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o

Erick Rowan's new theme music

youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o

Seeing Andrade in that match hurt---

Wait a minute, Didn't Andrade had A FUCKING MATCH WITH REY TONIGHT?

smol

>state of fatgook

>Asuka & Otis are canon

I don't actually think they realize the power of what they're done

Attached: kairiface2.jpg (319x339, 45K)

>the absolute state of fatsuka

Attached: D3MN51yW4AEbWmt.jpg (1200x656, 127K)

they have a lot in common

Attached: Fatsuka literally hungry 2K18.jpg (1939x1090, 409K)

That's the face of a Japanese woman who just had to spend a few hours at a Wal-Mart in Maryland.

I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET

Attached: 1528201906100.jpg (870x500, 253K)

how’s she doing lads?

Attached: 2DBA4AFA-270E-4CB3-B4E8-1C27560BCF7F.jpg (1125x1415, 660K)

nothing wrong with that

EL GOBLINA

Attached: 1540344808392.jpg (951x1024, 122K)

>we heard your complaints of not using our talent enough
>HOLLA HOLLA 18 MAN TAG MATCH PLAYA

This fucking clusterfuck night

>Asuka relegated to garbage throwaway match

it ain't right lads

Attached: 1554172545150.jpg (713x545, 29K)

So this is where all those NXT call-ups ended up
pathetic

Attached: Bootista.jpg (600x450, 48K)

>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole

Attached: [muffled onions heard in the distance].jpg (200x218, 23K)

just for likes that lasted less than a day?

Attached: wow.gif (230x179, 1.91M)

This match is batshit. Theres managers in there with the former champs

What the fuck

HAPPENING

Attached: 16EBB59C-AC2A-4F17-A121-0C1D9499DC49.jpg (750x642, 136K)

well we know which side's gonna lose

Attached: screen-10802_2019-04-02-02:02:40.jpg (1685x964, 856K)

Mysterio injured his ankle

>it gets even worse

well humilation is kind of their fetish.
And in real life they dont leave the house.
So they get a rush from this.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITE

Baron injured Rey in their match last night. Seriously.

>BASED Mommy interrupting this shit match

Attached: 1535954491739.jpg (768x768, 61K)

what?

>nikki cross is in asukas team

lmfao what the FUCK is this cluster fuck of a match holy shit, who said this was a good idea?

Holy shit Byron. Fucking savage.

So, of all these simps who's eating the tag?

why live

Attached: 494.gif (448x256, 299K)

Based corbin

What are they actually planning with Lacey Evans? Nothing has come from any of this shit.

What the fuck is happening

matt hardy looking good and young

>matt is in this too

fucking hell

Who's the girl in the black fishnets!?

He looks like a 60 year old Dante

Imagine how rancid Lacey's armpits must smell. They're probably like rotten onions. Absolutely face-meltingly stinky.

Attached: 1483050155431.png (800x1000, 717K)

Attached: screen-10802_2019-04-02-02:04:42.jpg (1280x720, 773K)

if Lana doesn't eat the pin I'll cut my dick off

>Byron and Corey just shooting the shits on commentary

She's interrupting and probably interfering in a match at wrestlemania

Matt looks great. best physique in 20 years

>EC3 is heel
>Nikki Cross is face

Attached: 1329408802319.jpg (423x480, 42K)

FUCKING REMINDER:
COME SUNDAY. CHARLOTTE FLAIR, RONDA ROUSSEY, AND BECKY LYNCH WILL HAVE EACH HAD MORE WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENTS THAN JEFF HARDY

Isn't Andrade going to beat rey tonight to be added to the us title match?

Di.. did he try to eat Kairi's Dog?

Wheres Mustafa Ali?

Attached: zayn.jpg (360x360, 15K)

>asuka

Attached: LMAO.webm (1280x720, 1.07M)

Zelina Vega

Based shortstack.

Otis is Based

>Nikki Cross is literally in the same building as Sanity
>They have no interaction whatsoever

how does this match even make sense?

good. It's their time.

I thought you already did that.

fucking Otis lmao

Otis needs to ditch the janetty.

>planning
lol

cute!

there it is

and Semen Punk

They want to make the fans forget about him, so when he screws Kofi this sunday it will be more surprising

the absolute state of EC-SIMP

>spergdot calling her racist in wootube not knowing she is beaned
I love how this bitch triggers leftists

Attached: wew reddit.jpg (1102x800, 78K)

>>Eating
>>Not Asuka

Asuka... God bless her soul

Attached: jackswaggerinatophat.jpg (157x169, 7K)

Otis is my /ourguy/. Right?

based corbin protecting samoa joes champ reign

this show is a straight up filler

jdimsa

Attached: crypepe.jpg (388x388, 20K)

>EC3 laying for the caterpillar spot
This user was right.

ummmm who?

YASSSSSSS SLAAAAAYYY QUEEEEENS

Attached: 541AB68C-B7ED-4525-9E55-BF037C375C9C.gif (413x243, 51K)

Holy fuck thank you user, shes working me into a fucking shoot.

should have had Kurt Angle have his retirement match against Matt Hardy
The match would look like taking 2 action figures and slamming them into each other for 10 minutes

Based Matt not being a milquetoast youtube.com/watch?v=mc_z2E9ODF8

Attached: 1541308730313.jpg (1300x1836, 686K)

Otis is unbelievably based

Vince booked this one.

His other dick

Wish I could whiff and fap

And your other gun.

inb4 Lars "the FREAK" comes down and buries everyone in the ring

>let dogs out
>come inside and ec3 is jobbing to another mixed bag of jobbers
this is all part of the plan right guys?
RIGHT?

Attached: sadhbk.jpg (1276x720, 82K)

She likes to cosplay and shit too.

Attached: zelina.gif (250x330, 3.74M)

ummm good one?:

is this a work or a shoot?

Attached: fce695c1-2c0e-47e1-9c03-a82e1edf07c8[1].png (501x232, 13K)

she played AJ on the paige movie

Dixie is coming to wwe in the raw post mania

Holy fucking CUTE

>Ric Flair is doing new england convenience store commercials
absolutely hurting for money

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

They should just have 1 intergender Battle Royale

Looks like a shoot

I was at Raw last night, and it definitely looked like he turned his ankle during the match. Not sure how serious it is, but maybe I'm being worked.

its a woot

>Naomi threw Karl Anderson over
Yikes

BASED

Attached: 1525669312250.png (339x375, 148K)

Is Mella still making sex with Corey?

based dogchad

might be trying to get more heat on Snorbin

>turn wrestlemania go-home show on to see if i'm watching this year
>r-truth is doing fortnite dances
looks like i'm saving $10

Attached: I want off this ride.gif (250x188, 2.4M)

>free matches on tv
>no matches on the ppv
honestly its for the best

holy ...

in 480p too

I totally thought Andrade started kicking Asuka.

Attached: (roaring laughter).png (145x235, 57K)

Otis is so fucking based

>getting to eat a rear view

Based goodbrother desu

BASED OTIS

Based Otis

I’M CUMMIN!!!!!!

Mandy confirmed BLACKED

im streaming that shit, im not gonna give Vince any shekels until we get quality product

MANDY TAKING SHELTON'S BBC

IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!

PRETTY LADY

MY MAN OTIS

>Mandy high fived Shelton

blacked when?

Did they?

BASED OTIS
BASED FANS BOOING SHELTON FOR INTERRUPTING

RAPE PRETTY LADY

I'M CUMMIN

Who does Joe face at Mania now? They should have the winner of the Battle Royal face Joe later on at Mania.

SHELTON'D

OTIS RAPE PRETTY LADY

RACISM

>what a story of redemption it would be for asuka
lel

Based BBC Shelton saving Mandy from that fatass simp

3 rescue chihuahuas dogbro

Attached: chad.jpg (288x175, 9K)

BETRAYAL!

Ali. Notice how he wasn't in this tag match even though hes supposed to be in the battle royal

ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA ASUKA

EC3 UNDENIABLY HUMILIATED

BASED ASUKA

Otis went through the middle rope

Do you think WWE would actually consider doing intergender wrestling?

Mildly fun

WHAT
THE
FUCK

Attached: MOMMY CHAMP.jpg (400x589, 29K)

EC3 FUCKING BURIED

>e drones will defend this

There you go, Asukafags. She's redeemed

It was a one night stand

Did Jeff raped Asuka?

Who did EC3 hurt backstage to deserve this?

I jerked off to a pile of mud that looked like Asuka

Attached: 1554102800785.jpg (232x217, 10K)

BASED ASUKA

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Attached: 1538124623454.jpg (898x665, 75K)

Wait that was the match? Who fucking got pinned/submitted?

WHAT DID OTIS DO?????

Attached: i'm coming.webm (832x467, 1.47M)

>first black wwe champion
>demon finn with lgbt colors
>armenian refugee universal champion
>women main eventing
Reminder this wrestlemania will be the most progressive wwe show in history and there's nothing you trump supporters can do about it

Well, Asuka is losing the Battle Royal. Nothing to see here.

>Asuka wins out of 18 people
In many ways, this is better than holding the belt. Its a bigger feat.

women are too fragile so no

asuka looks like she wants to cry

BRING OUT THE SHOVELS!

Attached: 1553567796886.gif (346x182, 2.53M)

>here Asuka, you get to stand tall after a garbage match after eviscerating you last week

Attached: 1554143994104.jpg (320x240, 18K)

PRESHOW

>EC3 UNDENIABLY HUMILIATED
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS REEEEEEEEEEE

Attached: reddit.png (1231x780, 93K)

They've tipped their toe in it recently. Besides Nia Jax at the royal rumble they had her fight Dean Ambrose at a live show in a single match.

Based Asuka
I still love her lads

3 abandoned shit skin dogs.
Why not get 5 pitbulls.

How come Mexicans and Blacks can't take care of animals?

Rhetorical they are low IQ

Attached: 1548730564936.gif (741x674, 118K)

>Mysterio hurt

In other news water is wet

HE DING-DONG DIDDLY NUT

>Asuka

Attached: 1523931202646.webm (532x298, 2.98M)

i wish i was dead

>EC3 jobbing to asska

having men wrestle women makes an absolute joke out of wrestling

Saved.

Attached: 1527800596331.png (378x357, 81K)

hang yourself

based Suzuki showing that slut her place.

pretty ding-dong diddly sports entertained

Literally me when I see a pretty lady.

I seriously want to hear this. It has to be some kind of story

I want to do predictions on the WrestleMania matches. Do we have a thread for that?

>EC3
>Never gets to promo
>Always stands around like a geek
>Had to give a win back to a guy that's leaving the company
>Gets buried by a lesbian
>Looks like a geek in a clusterfuck match too
Fuck hell

Attached: 1535746072862.jpg (1920x1080, 230K)

DUCKIED!

wow that was fast, how u do that? What program?

twitter.com/Crunchyroll/status/1113206111094497280
you wanna see this

Attached: 1480319044825.png (400x278, 119K)

NICE TITS BIG E

Otis is fucking GOAT

BASED

>crunchyroll
unholy cringe

Raw is gonna take all the good divas at the draft and Smackdown will get Lacey. The Smackdown divas is like developmental for Raw.

That was unironically probably more entertaining than either of the real Battle Royals will be
Hell it might be better than any of the Wrestlemania matches

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOEJOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOEJOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOEJOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE

I don't understand the point of your picture. Can you explain?

Undertake vs Asuka would be dimes

webmcam

EC3 will be jobbing to a mop soon

I MEANT TO POST A DIFFERENT PIC REEEEEEEEEEE
blacks are animals
hispanics are savages
at least mexicans do labor jobs pretty good though, and many of them are family oriented

Attached: tax.jpg (604x592, 157K)

Wait, did I see Based Manny?

Based Japs showing like it truly is

nah they’re merging the women’s rosters bro

literally spit my drink everywhere for the first time in a decade

cringe

holy fuck her ass! holy fuck his tits!

Bear vs. Bimbo, the gays and straights got a horse in this race!

God really doesn't exist.

What's up Corny?

Why is Mandy so ugly bros?

Attached: 1552354671415.png (396x430, 335K)

youtube.com/watch?v=b41oAgHJIro

>Ali
Wait, what? Did they shorten his name?

Hnnng for fucks sake.

Rather does your mom.

what was he going to do to her?

i didn't mean to post that with my reaction.
but basically leditt blocks news that doesn't fit their narrative that muslims/blacks/jews are based and not capable of evil shit

Attached: hillacuck.jpg (1027x720, 491K)

bandicam or whatever screen capturing program you wanna use

My foot long dick you Yankee mutha fucker

Yes

Did you not see her pants being able to barely contain her ass? That shit was popping out like biscuits in a Pillsbury container!

Attached: 3337e59228ec42d54ef79b5cf0c556e7.jpg (640x333, 54K)

His gimmick is raping pretty ladies

LMAO ANTI-ASUKA COPE

EC3 is a kike

Attached: nigger no.gif (200x199, 666K)

Buy her a Yea Forums x pass

>Brutus Beefcake and Torrie are Legends

Attached: 1331067919648.png (218x245, 120K)

>triple cunt front and center of HoF

>when Yea Forums meets a irl woman

What an awful HOF class, holy fuck.

English motherfucker do you speak it

ALI

Just caught the end of that rumble. Have I missed anything good?

This is a boomer nigger, the ENEMY!

I got so many likes yesterday.

They should of left it on for a weekend.
Yea Forums was marking hard for my casual racism

Attached: 1540339923508.jpg (773x767, 160K)

>ali
>no pop
>crew member runs out during entrance
what a shitshow

>that guy running in front of ali

You were saying.

Attached: 1464563703830.png (1122x1122, 1.13M)

WE GOT ANOTHER JUMPER

>Ali
>Tron says Mustafa

and this is a bad thing???

This explains why he's fucking bliss

>ring tron still says Mustafa

kek

>>name short
>>good 3 letters
>>me not forget now

>Final fantasy 8 is filth
What did he mean by this?

>Ali
Toppest kek

Ali? No more Mustafa??

The way I worded my post made it pretty clear that I was quite pleased that the integrity of her pants was almost compromised by copious amounts of her ass.

>Ali

just like andrade

The first ten minutes alone made it top RAW this week

The was a sign on a smack a couple episodes ago that said FF8 is underrated. Based crowd feuding with eachother

Thanks Vince

they got rid of it a few weeks ago

mustafa ali was too hard for americans apparently

NEW THREAD

Never could stand all those letters and quotation marks with Andrade

gotta end this match fast so we get 10 minutes of "contract signing"!!!

that butt is tight

They should have went with Mustafa, Ali alone sounds weird

whar is with Vince and shortening names?

Ali ruined his career getting hurt before EC

I wish I was

so rey is ok then

I'm watching smackdown though.

he has autism

Nah we just hate sandniggers

treat her like it's 1992

Orton ruined Ali's career by hurting him before EC.

Orton was just checking if Ali was one of the boys. He wasn't.

>michael cole
the fuck

Corbin didn't injury rey, Rey landed the frog splash directly on his knee when corbin moed out of the way.

what a waste of time