Smackdown Game Thread #1

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA

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>no justice for asuka

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anyone got a stream? none are up on reddit

BASED FATASS

He's FAT

At least we're getting one of the fat asses from Smackdown.

Can I get a based?

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really the 1st one up a few mins ago
just saying

BTFO

based catmella poster strikes again

Not our fault that it was shit and no one cared. Welcome to the real thread though hope you enjoy your stay.

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what the fuck happened to my likes

BASED

Also where is lyricchad with his Jannie song?

I love Andy Organ

Big Based

Is it really going to rain this weekend at NY?

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based

>just seething
ftfy

>I'm gonna RKO you at Wrestlemania then I'm gonna spend the rest of the evening sniffing Wendy's feet.

HOLY SHIT ORTON!

fine. but its gonna act as thread #2

is it bad that this is the only mania match I care about?

Shame WM doesn't have a soap sponsor. Might be the only bath some of those fucks take in a month.

Yes, it will rain so the smark tears will be masked when Vince shits over all the predictions. Kofi? LOSING. Rollins? LOSING. Becky? LOSING AND ANAL PROLAPSING!

if you don't care about the main event you're probably sexist

Gonna guess there will only be 4 actual matches tonight.

Based E not giving two fucks.

not really. is it weird that I'm interested in this match, but don't really think that it's mania worthy?

What exactly happens if it does rain? It's not like the cancel the event, but how they prevent the talent from slipping and hurting themselves and fucking up moves? Seems dangerous. Has it ever rained at a big WWE PPV before?

This doesn't feel like a special Smackdown, it feels like your average smackdown

christ, when did Randy get good on mic?

65% chance which means it will rain some

Yassss randall spill the ding-dong diddly TEA

Hitting below the belt already, are we

shut just started

THIS IS A SHOOT

I hope there's a fucking thunder storm on Sunday

but I am a soft sensitive sissy s󠀀oyboy that loves equality and women. ronda and charles just suck and i only liked becky when she was a geeky face

Nothing in WWE is special anymore, just average.

HOLY SHIT THE VIPER IS GOING FOR THE JUGULAR

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>>Discount Diamond Cutter

stream anywhere?

>le you got one move haha!

fucking marks are in the ring.

canopy over the ring

RKO'D Randy into a fucking tomato!

hot dog and a handshake indyshitters BTFO

randy burying the indy shitters

Based Randall

Has it ever rained during a WM? I don't recall in recent memory it has happened.
Kek based Vince.

>the city of kevin owens

BASED AJ

I hope I die on Sunday. my family hates me and I am a colossal fuck up that is a leech on society.

INDIE SHITTERS BTFO

>Orton BTFO

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oh shit AJ is shooting

Randy's corpsing

ITS A SHOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRUGGIES BTFO

THE CLAWS ARE OUT AND THE TEA IS DING-DONG DIDDLY POSITIVELY BOILING

Holy shit based Redneck layeth the smacketh down

I think it did a little. The ring itself is partially covered

Randy and AJ are really enjoying this exchange.

kek based fatass

BASED FATASS

>AJ in one line makes the feud suddenly the 2nd best match on the card after Kofi/Daniel

>Randy "my wifes kids" Orton

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BASED BIG BIBLE

>cuts to a guy in the crowd nearly rolling his eyes kek

>Owens just runs off
10/10 comedy timing

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!

that's a good fat ass

Alphas use roids

What's Kev doing at mania, besides overeating

Is this Smackdown already better than last night's RAW?

BASED FATASS

it's not interesting anymore cause we're not kids anymore
we don't believe it's real anymore, and when you don't believe it's real anymore, it's just a bunch of weirdos in ridiculous outfits doing and saying retarded things
you would have to be autistic to like it

Styles v Orton is the Shawn VS Kurt of WM35

>CHEESE?!

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Guess we're not seeing that spot on Sunday

>Doing that spot here
Now what are they gonna do in the match?

AJ/Randy will be way better than AJ/Nakameme from a year ago.

I figured they would save the forearm in RKO reversal for Mania. Why do it on Smackdown?

damn aj actually makes it looks like he is going for his move before being caught in an rko

Owens vs Asuka in a Golden Corral Challenge

>Discount Diamond Cutter

probably going to see a 450 splash being countered

>AJ not mentioning Orton's obsession with shaking hands

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It will be a 450 into an rko instead

That looked retarded as hell. Like he didn't connect with the RKO until Styles was already on the ground.

Smackdown is once again proving to be the A show

That fucking sound effect when he's raising

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oh my GOD who fucking cares about this faggot

Aleister Black and Ricochet is a fucking channel changer for me. Why the fuck should I care about these guys? There is zero backstory being told, they just come and wrestle. Literally wanna take a nap.

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DING
DONG

is he supposed to be a dracula?

aleister is so lame now

NO DING DONG IS TRULY DIDDLY

NO RAW IS EVER TRULY GOOD

10 mins in and SD already won

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Styles/Orton will be the surprise hit match of the entire PPV

these 2 nxt geeks appearing on every show for the last month have been just as annoying as the women

AND WE WILL ALWAYS USE ZZZQUIL!

sleep tight aleister night

BASED BILLIE

Just can't get away from epic spookman and mulatto captain america CHRIST

>wearing your face on a tshirt

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Based

NXT promos look so much cooler than the boring product

AND WE WILL NEVER DONG DIDDLY

why the fuck does shitter black and rickoflip get on both shows each week?

I bet Aleister Black was one of those hardcore kids who hit on underage girls

You should see me in a CRROOOOOWWWwwwwwnnnnn

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>Kofi and his caved-in chest are having a match for the World Heavyweight Championship at WrestleMania

AN EIGHT MAN TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA

guys why is the stream i normally use lagging so badly that it's unwachable wtf

That song is pretty based but how old is the singer?

>Shadman

>heavyweight
>counting his body weight along with the weight of America's sin of slavery because he would be barely eligible for the cruiseweight otherwise.

based if true

>stream

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17

because they haven't been entirely ruined yet

Would you rather see Sanity out there?

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>sparcringe is on woootube

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You see kofi...The matter of the fact is. People like you dont win championships.

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Aleister Black is a jannie?

>shitstain nakameme gets the jobber entrance

He married a 3 toot tall goblin

Nice to see League of Nations back together

>The Blacks vs. League of Nations Part Deux

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the fuck is that? did she actually bring her fuckdoll to a show?

Ricochet

>Pic Related from the future

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AYO UCE

I liked Black and Ricochet a lot better when I saw them once every 3 months on NXT Takeover.

>League of Nations Part Deux
An Axis Power gimmick will be top dimes

why arent the hardys in this instead of blackochet?

This mania is going to be LIT

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pls help my stream is literally dying wtf none of the links work

Have they even announced any tag title matches for Mania at all aside from the womeme's? If so, they've done a shit job of building them.

USA Network

Not everyone is an amerifat or a fog breather you absolute retard

>ring falling apart

I don't speak bulba but I assume that means shit

they teased usos vs hardys but i guess that got dropped

Break into your neighbor's house and make them watch Smackdown with you.

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Why did Nakamura get buried?

Le Meltz said Revial vs Ryder & Hawkins

network.njpw.com

>League of Nations
I still miss these lads together...

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a way thinking of saying that, but less insultish

Also hearing about a Fog makes me wanna play fallout 4.

wheres hottie poster?

I don't know if I can keep up the post quality for 11 hours. Supposedly it'll be the longest Mania ever.

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Your thoughts on the official WM35 theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=xj1yVi0t6z0

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>not knowing how to find tv streams in the year 2019

same

>less insultish
just go back

How absolutely based would it be to end Hawkins' losing streak at Wrestlemania against those tubby manlets? The Revival would never recover.

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reEEEEEEEEEE NONE OF YOUR FAGGOT SHITPOSTS ARE HELPFUL I JUST WANT TO WATCH SOME GODDAMN SMACKDOWN WITH MY Yea ForumsROS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???

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>getting worked by USA Network

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It's shit.

How do we tell the Usos apart? Those waterspics look alike.

How long is WM this year?

>Mixing up Nakamura and Rusev
If that doesn't say something about how they're treated then I don't know what will

based

Just use your imagination. It'll be better than what's actually on.

jus watch on taima uce

Sounds like a generic PPV theme. Pretty cringe and redlightpilled.

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It's WM the entirety of Yea Forums is going to on point for 24 hours. We're in this together. We're gonna shitpost but we're gonna shit solid gold.

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>Those waterspics look alike
They're twins moron. Also never heard of waterspics being used for samoans, thank you.

Isn't Matt retired? I thought he had several disks fused in his back and couldn't wrestle anymore

God literally sending you a sign not to watch my man

time to fap

>whorelexa piss

>brand split

When will Corey fucking die?

JUST

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I'd cry desu.

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>Bliss on both shows

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IT'S THE KIKE

The two best things on SD so far tonight.

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>juvenile delinquents

I know of four sites to watch streaming live wrestling for free, how do you not?

He came back looking like he was 25 again

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another dead crowd

COCONUTTED

It goes beyond retarded when you remember they were paired as an excuse to the US title botch with R-Trtuth that somehow ended with Rey Mysterio not getting his anticipated match against Almas.

Poor Ruru and Nak.

>getting punished for throwing matches
kinda based desu

IN4BLISS

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>that anti-pop for womeme main eventing
OH NO NO NO NO NO

lol why is Bliss making matches?
Is Paige gone?

this ho got no ass and a whole lotta neck lmao

ANOTHER Fatal 4-way tag team match?

and then heels won every match for the rest of the night

YUCKOLA

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Preshow?!?

Aleister and Ricochet are gonna die
>Takeover
>RAW tag match
>Smack tag match

Yes, and they all list like seven alt streams and they're all easily found with a google search

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FAT OWENS BTFO

Uh...why the fuck does Alexa Bliss have any power??????

???????

I want to see Bliss get UCE'd

So why are the New Day not in the match if it the forfeit against the New Day that made this match?

She gonna be the host of Mania 35

billie eilish is britney spears but for zoomers

host of wrestling mania nikka

Xray this.

that's exactly what they are doing to punish the revival for complaining

she's the host of wrestlemania ya simp

Wasn't Ricochet and Aleister Black in the Raw tag team title with also in the NXT tag title?

THE ONE WINGED MIDGET SEEKS TO TAKE FLIGHT

>host of Mania being able to make matches for Mania
Why does this surprise you?

Are there any Americans involved with this tag team clusterfuck? Seems like they've shoved all their foreigners into the tag division

She's the host of WrestleMania

She's the host of WM, so she can make the WM matches

MUH

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Paige was gone ages ago. Why are you here?

>They had this right in front of them and didnt do it

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because even though you care bout wwe's "canon" they don't and will continually insult you for caring about their product. want to enjoy this shit? stop caring about anything

I would fuck both still.

Jew

>Will this be Ricochet's final flip?

to shitpost?

She doesn't. She said she was just there to announce it, not that SHE was making it official.

Don't the Washington DC police have tasers or batons or something???

>Peyton wearing shorts

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As in an underage girl I wanna fuck? Spot on

i only have one site all the other sites i've found were just duplicates of the same site's streams and none of them are working properly

Wait, paige is gone? Never noticed

>Iiconics cringe segment

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busy sucking dick
but so is Alexa

>Bootleg Roman Reigns 2x
>vs
>Sawdust Memories

HoF is Saturday before Takeover now? I guess Hillbilly Jim really killed the show

xray dont work on thick clothing nigga

She's the host of wm you ignorant cunt flap

Will she put herself into the ME or is she too retarded to make that decision

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>Peyton

Just came

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Is there a Raw tag match booked?

why the fuck did they make him drop the strap the next day? he could of been a great long term champ.

Based Colonel doing some Colonizing

why the fuck is she the host of WM? how does that make sense?

>giving a mediocre at best program the privilege of having your viewership increase ratings

Why do I want to pat her head in this picture

>Becky wins
>Alexa comes in and makes a title match
>Show closes with Alexa as undisputed champion

Don't we all just wanna go back....

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I don't see why she would.
No other host has. New Day, Hogan, literally anyone else.

She was GM of RAM for a while until I think last April when they made Kurt Angle GM then they decided to take him out of retirement and now it's Alexa since she's injured and needs something to do besides host Mania this year

takeover is on friday now.

Bullshit. The technology is out there.

I’m sure someone could fake it

The brand split is dead lol

kek

She’s a heel so I can see it being now

ayo smackdown pretty good so far uce

Guess I'm not watching Takeover then

Do you guys think Captain America is gonna die in the new capeshit movie? I hope not. I like him.

it's going to be Hawkins and Ryder vs the Revival

Isn't Evans' contract up or some shit? Also I hope he dies he's literally the blandest Avenger if that's even possible.

Freedom never dies son

BECAUSE THERE WILL BE A FIRST EVER MAIN EVENT INVOLVING WOMEN. THAT'S WHY.

no one's GM anymore, the mcmahon family took over direct control of all the shows in an attempt to save the ratings, IE no more stupid buisness ranks for wrestlers who aren't wrestling anymore

stop watching that retarded SJW shit

That tag match was awful.

Yeah, chris evans said he's done. Probably gonna kill Iron Man and Thor too.

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cap dies

based and redpilled
capeshit is gay as fuck

Heroes never die.
How else would they make sequels?

buss down thotiana

>saying triple h 3 times in one sentence
man that sounds dumb

Is HHH going over Braptista this Mania? Can't see him retiring (for long at least).

Meh, it's okay when you have nothing else on mind to watch. Some films are actually even good.

that still makes it random to have it be Alexa
and a women's main event is gonna fail so hard, it's bad enough there is any women's wrestling at all, should go back to doing bikini shoots

is it bay bay time?

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Same reason Asuka is about to be.
The fate of all Japanese wrestlers in WWE.

Hawkins and Ryder are in the ArmBar

Yeah can't wait to see Danvers carry the franchise

This fucking godawful photoshops on Triple H and Brock.

>be jobbers for over a year
>never win a match, barely get on TV at all
>week before Mania, suddenly everyone pretends they are a threat to anyone
Literally only there to eat the pin

damn peyton look good af with that new hair color

...

Has there EVER been a more obvious janetty than Billie Kay?

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Peyton is so hot.

god women are so useless

You're literally watching wrestling right now. Go rope yourself.

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Wait what about Cena? Whatll he be doing at mania

...

NEW FUCKING THREAD

Cap is toast. Falcon will become new Cap.

Why is Paige in a tag team now?

Somebody needs to go back the past 3 or so years through every Raw, Smackdown, and PPV to get the actual stats, but there's gotta be more 4-way tags and 3 on 3 tags than actual tag matches. I'd bet money.

These two women must be aware how annoying they are right?

ok guys i found a new stream nevermind i'm good now :)

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worked

I want to impregnate them

Plans Change

black panther will white boi

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Somehow I don't believe Lana is the kind of wife that will go grocery shopping

they will all die except for the real captain who will defeat thanos with ONE (1) energy beam