SmackDown Gamethread #1

we here for now
this is gonna be Thread #2

returned too close to mania

i want to do some nasty things to peyton

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I fidn the aussie accent hot as fuck.
Aussie bitches are hot.

Aussies if you are still here since Based muslim killer hit the high score and all you faggots lost the internet.
I got a question.

Are they fun to date?

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Wait, THIS didn't get interrupted?

Nah I think Bucky will

Those two women have to know they are annoying as fuck right?

The iiconics should be renamed to the squackin' shielas.

this is now the second time they're recapped the police shit from Raw

when did graves go for a normie look?

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I want to cum inside Peypey

Rollchad here, Version Three is now complete. Enjoy this pic for that will be the last time it'll be posted here on Smack.

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>that simp who isn't looking forward to Shane v Miz the most of all Mania matches

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>sanity getting some tv time

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>the city state of Sanity

>Sanity on tv 2 weeks in a row
holy shit of course they're just gonna lose a handicap match but wow

I'm just happy we're getting a show at all. I'll never forget that period of time where SD before Mania was a recap show at Axcess

in4bliss

Sanity exists?

>Sanity making two TV appearances in a row
Definitely getting released.

rollin' for someone tasty

who tf is sanity

based Woo tube
taima.tv/r/wooo
playing kpop during the breaks.

Kpop is like early 2000s girl groups, its fun and sexy with out being nigger tier
national geographic dancing

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plz someone hot for a change

cameo.com/v/GZYOO7d9i

Lads what should I get Peyton to say for me?

roll for Billie Kay

rollan

unironically better look overall desu

Roll

rolling

kys

reroll, I don't care for dark meat

rollando
hope to see a new one in the post-mania week

Do you feel like you're in charge?

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>/wew/
please leave and never come back cripplechanner

Mmmmm I want to fuck with her.

is sanity supposed to be the new mean street posse?

I never get Renee

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nice

Have her tell Carter to get a life.

just wanna host

KILLYOURSELF WEEB FAGGOT KEK

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Re-roll just to see if I can get something better than Nikki Cross. Too sweaty

Rolling

por favor

oh look more promos

>miz and mrs is back

based

Man they just put any into the hall of fame, don't they

gotta love the energy from this miz kid he's a real up and comer

Are you inviting me over?

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Oh fuck that reroll.

Yees

>Believe it!
t.Mizruto

wew

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Who's going to meet her?

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BASED KOFEFE SHOULD MAIN EVENT INSTEAD OF THE TWATS

This is the worst HOF class of all time

>if clownworld took human form

THANK YOU BASED MIZ

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GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

give me something good

I like how Miz plugged his show there

finally something good!

>AND I'M GONNA LET KOFI CREAMPIE MY WIFE MARYSE!

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They put Koko in dude. They put anyone action figure worthy

I wanna put Zelina in my pocket.

you talked mad shit in the other thread
but im over it. just have fun dude

>bitch
>male

I'm glad commentary called it out

SANITY ABOUT TO JOB

Anyone better going to be out that day?

>Sanity

Who /miz/ here?

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That fucking shitter Beefcake is in it. Of course one of Hogan's boys gets in.

IT'S SANITY
HOLY BASED

>It's a Miz mentions other people to get cheers episode

eric young deserves better

good he deserves it.
Beefer the man of a thousand gimmicks is based

booty booty booty booty booty man!

Holy shit Sanity has a fucking match

Miz thought that was his theme starting from the beginning lmao

FUCKING BASED MIZ CALLING VINCETTY A BITCH

MIZ SAID BITCH
WTF IS WWE DOING!!! THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW

I will and I'm going to ask Sasha if I can lick her pits just to see the response I get. Will post on Yea Forums with results

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rollin' for aj

le wacky camerawork

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you can hear a pin drop as those guys come to the ring

KNACK TWO THE FUTURE

kkk

HERE COMES THE PEPE

>me trying to talk to a smoking tiny goblina

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aquí papi

More like
>it's a WWE has to have anyone with a decent promo put over the main eventers because Ronda/Becky/Charlotte can't talk for shit

Try to get it recorded.

Why do they call guys up just to do this to them? Hell did Sanity get a single storyline before they were made into complete jobbers?

based

hottie

BEST IN THE WORLD

kek yeah I thought that too. caught me off guard.

Rollin

Miz deserves better than this.

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Hey if Asuka shows up tonight I'll snip your cock off to make us even ok?

DING-DONG DIDDLY MR.REFEREE

release sanity

DING DING DING

he sad beitch

do you guys think jordan peterson is a meme? i really like him.

So Hogan is inducting him right?

HERE COMES THE PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!

I will have my phone recording and ask for a picture and as we're posing I'm going to ask

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This woman's legacy will be this image.

you gonna need bigger chippers

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I think this is their first match of the year

sanity and ec3 are jokes wtf is this bros
>pic related even impact made bobby roo a based star in tna

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He's really good but this is his ceiling in WWE man. Maybe he'd have better hope if they turn him into a comedy guy like the majority of his TNA career.

this should have been the wrestlemania match

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He's an anti-white zionist jew marxist who wants to genocide the white race

ROLLLLLLLLLLLL

last night I got paige.

glad people still doing the bubble. Based.

They were stars in TNA because TNA was desperate.

SAY YEAH!!!

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ding-dong diddly roll

Based. She might say yes because even though she's getting dicked by Sheamus, you know he's not licking her pits.

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>Miz deserves better than a wrestlemania match on the main card and a constant presence in storylines.

AEW debut when?

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ding-dong diddly bust

ROLLAN

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this, wwmeme would rather make contrarian matches instead of going with what makes sense

buss down thotiana

nah. Peterson offers good life advice

You need to remember that TNA basically crash, burned and embarrassed themselves.

me on the left

I'm surprised we didn't get any form of this

Smarks would turn on it for being heel bryan vs face miz

What tag team is this?

holy shit Eric Young looks TERRIBLE with this look he has right now

rollin

I've got just the right size for you bucko.

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i guess, but the only time i had any interest in tna was based roo, ec3 vs lash, and aces and 8.
it's a shame these guys are all jokes atm
cept lashley is sitting ok.
bros, even luke harper wrote he's been cleared for months and theyve done nothing with him :(

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Shane bullying Greg is pretty good

Agreed. They completely ruined a multi-year story line with legit heat with that shitty match last year.

holy shit

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man what a buildup for a wrestlemania match

like what? clean your room? wipe your ass?

this abysmal camerawork missing everything

He's done live shows. Harper is also nearly 50

Is this actually heat?
Shane being mean to MIZ dad.

What happened to blood feuds.
Rock vs Austin
Austin vs Bret.
Hogan vs Andre
Hogan vs Warrior
Where the fuck is Taker?

Now we have becky lynch v Ronda.
Shane v Miz

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

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Why does EY look 60...

the revival

Should Miz be able to beat three guys easily like this?

at least sanity has a good match.....

>a man is built for survival to provide for his family
this is modern wild controversial thinking in today's pathetic soi world

The utter burial of Sanity

LOL WHY IS FUCKING MIZ BEING BOOKED THIS STRONG

its funny how this is 100% better than the dean vs seth match

This has been fucking ridiculous

Sanity has a combined power level of like 40. Based Miz is at least Krillin level even when he's in his weakened Face form.

that's some quality work.

>Going this far on Smack because you know you won't really go anywhere at Mania
fug

If the nxt guys will be in the sd tag match, who's challenging the revival this sunday?

Based attitude era hardcore match

Did you all listen to Prichard talk about x7
Or OSW's show on X7

Now THAT was a mania

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kek Sanity are fucking useles

lel, sanity

BASED MIZ MURDERING TNA KEKS

OMG SEIZURE
HES FUCKING DEAD

Hes keeping them separated and not being floored. Kayfabe hes much higher in power level as well

Sanity just a local jobber group it's not like they're some quality tag team group employed by WWE or anything.

THE REFS HAND DIDN'T TOUCH THE GROUND
>THE REFS HAND DIDN'T TOUCH THE GROUND
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kek that smug shane in the limo

BASED

But fucking why tho?
Miz could lose and we'd understand, he just picks the win back up on Shane on Sunday
Why fucking bury THREE new fucking talents like this?

>Police car
not again goddamnit

THE POLICE DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Sanity first releases after mania

STONE COLD!

DAMNIT I WAS ON THE PHONE DID I MISS NO DING IS TRULY DONG POSTING??

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Sanity? more like BURITY

That fucking pop for Becky, holy shit

Jesus, didn't expect EY to get buried this hard.

that was fucking awesome. makes me wanna play some yakuza 6

BASED BEX WITH THE POLICE ESCORT

the floor is dirty though

you play dbz dokkan battle?

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>cops helping becky
uhhhhh stone cold looks like that?

Becky has the cringiest "I'm tough" walk ever, holy shit

>that seamless scene transition with nice shades of continuity

well done WWE you get an A+ for that effort.

I was in the other room and I thought Steiner showed up

Was RAW even close to wherever Smack is being held

RAW BTFO

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>Becky Cringe
time to mute this cringe

Anddddd time to change the channel

Sanity is basically buried now.

>sirens
>not Big Poppa Pump
fuck, it's just Becky...

>"Hardyz got the gold!"
>belts clearly silver

>backseat door of the police cruiser is unlocked

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>Becky blew the cop for a ride

isn't this suppost to be his most powerful form yet though? emotional face wrestler fighting for something they believe in/their family is generally the most powerful form of face wrestler and heel miz is generally a chickenshit who can't win without cheating

>Willing playing 6

i really thought shane was gonna get arrested
would have been kino

HOLLAR

RAW is eternally BTFO

>snickers hardy return
that was so based, fellas

>forgetting about ronda

Sadly yes.

Paying money to get shittily drawn DBZ pictures

she's been selling a broken leg for months now

and an 8 ball that he'd confiscated from a dealer

Ya know, I would be totally down for giving into this Snickers marketing and getting a Snickers for Wrestlemania, but they've been shrinking the damn things for years so they can supposedly keep the price from growing too much.

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Roll

so when can we stop caring about becky

RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT
GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT
TALKING BOUT THA DING-DONG DIDDLY GREEN LIGHT

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Seething cunt

calling her "the man" is ridiculous feminist shit

t. shit phone, shit skin

I'm still waiting for Becky's career ending injury

>phoneshit
Might as well be playing WWE Supercard

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been since August. I don't think people are going to stop caring any time soon

when she jobs yet again to Charlotte

Just buy a king sized or try to hunt down one of those 5-10lb child killer Snickers.

Reminder that this show is turning 20 years old this year. How did they do it? How are they keep skyrocketting once a week?

I was gonna say 0 but it's on sale and I didn't my Smachbros to know that I'm poor

HEY HUNNR....

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Stop talking about Becky you cringe bexcel

OH NO NO NO NO NO COPING SHIT EATERS

Anyone here unironically mark out for Becky and unironically buys into her being so tough that she can kick a group of guys asses each week? Be unironic here.

It's also because of a push to reduce calories per package to appease various health initiatives.

she's gonna need a tag partner so she can be put in a match with Sasha

pls 22

And yet Face Miz has lost matches because he's trying to adapt the "high risk" style that he yelled at D-Bry for. We will see just how strong, or not, this form is when he takes on Super Saiyan Shane this Sunday.

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Reminds me of DBZ Infinite World (Basically Budokai 4) where Yamcha was broken OP

Rollerino

sorry, bro, you've been replaced

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Do they use real cops?

Isn't it illegal to impersonate one?

>Arrested in Washington, DC
>SD is in Baltimore
>Was released last night
>Shows up in Baltimore in the Washington, DC cop car
>implies the cops gave her a ride to Baltimore from jail but yet she was released last night
why are the writers so terrible

Miz and Mizes actually looks pretty funny.

>shrinking the damn things for years

Well if anyone knows about "shrinkage", it's you.

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reminder asuka got buried for charlotte

>Becky jobs to Charles
>they repeat this multiple times over the next few WM to try and make Becky the Roman of the Women's Division

not me
she looks weak as hell. Even Ronda has more muscle definition

>implying she didn't fuck the cops all night for more abortion power level

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damn how many times do they gotta show this tonight?

unironically kill yourself

zzzzzzzzzzz

Only when she dresses in sexy gear, but nowadays she's always wearing a jacket or t-shirt.

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Did the leftists ever apologize to that kid?

I'm glad I don't watch RAW, but I'm scared that they're going to turn Smack into this because of the FOX deal.

>libtards
>apologize

you all need to stop watching this fake fighting bullshit. go watch a real sport like baseball or if your more into contact sports watch UFC. at least thats real fighting. your all a bunch of fat losers sitting at your desks munching on your greasy pizza, dorritos, and downing can after can of mountain dew. kill yourselves.

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Yes it's illegal. That's why they always get real cops to play them in TV shows.

Becky's ring gear is perpetually among the worst of all the women in WWE.

Honda hijacking the cop car and then crashing it while handcuffed was fucking hilarious.

>drive from D.C. to Baltimore

honestly it's faster than MARC

WHY IS COREY SPEAKING?

No but Conservatives are throwing him under the bus too.

is becky lynch a man?

Unironically ding dong diddly yourself first.

No. But he's suing almost everyone who accused him of doing something wrong including CNN.

BASED BEX

we don't deserve big match dave

based

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Does Graves look different to anyone else or is it just me?

For as many "police" that were there, they really didn't have enough squad cars that they'd need to take them away in an unmarked one?

>the man
>no title
>fake female stone cold gimmick
>will always be the Janetty to Charlotte

impersonating a police officer isn't the same as acting like one for a production. And for things as big as the WWE they usually have off duty cops from the city helping out.

Thank you Enzo

She's wearing that shirt just to piss you off. yes you

CUTE

Based Batista

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i rarely think of bex as sexy but she's fucking sexy here

Cory's about to job to Becky

He's suing a bunch of media outlets for $500,000,000 he is gonna be rich as fuck

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>he ding-dong diddly typed it out
oh nonononononno

>conservashits
>apologize
Yep.

why is corey in the ring

No. She's THE man. Where the fuck have you been?

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that's not the writers fault, that's the creative directors fault.

>platform Doc Martens

holy cringe

BECKY IS SO FUCKING CRINGE

no, but he's suing the shit out of CNN or something for all the shitty reporting

i loved this post last night.
saved af

Yeah he looks more like a cat for some reason.

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graves should stick to this look

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I'll watch some MrHurricane instead of this crap

NEW THREAD

how?

AAAAAAAAA THE MUGSHOT SHIRT
CRINGE DING-DONG DIDDLY CRINGE

Graves low key a snack

Well until some source from wwe says that Charles specifically got the belt because espn made her seethe or whatever reason, then technically Asuka will have got buried because of Becky assuming she wins.

who cares? when it comes to women, all that matters is whether they are good-looking or not

why does she have a padawan braid?

Funny how they were all defending some other kid for physical assault less then a month later with no hint of irony

>hugged charlotte and gave her the ronda match

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>getting paid just by doing nothing
im jelly af

I unirronically can’t understand a word beko says

his hair is longer and stylized differently

>B-BECKY ISN’T OVER!

Yea Forums btfo haha

For being an israel first good goy trump supporter

...

he has a better shot at getting vince to agree to a union

Being sellouts

the crowd reaction never matches the 24/7 push she's been getting these last 6 months

the question was whether it was believable that she could beat a group of men, which to me, requires her to look strong.

Im so sick of this bitch

>from women's champion to an 18 person tag match
Poor Fatsgooka.

ever heard of a settlement? he will get millions before the media outlets go to court and admit their biases under oath

>the queen, the baddest woman on the planet and the man
>giving head, head head

>>Mommy Asuka reduced to commercial jobbing in pointless comedy match