>12:00 AM
>You head down to the hotel jacuzzi to relax your sore muscles after a hard workout
>see this
What do you do?
12:00 AM
bus a nut
>That whale in the bathtub
Man the Harpoons, Blare Mastodon.
Look up a sushi recipe
I would be super confused with that image
Low test detected
bugchaser detected
ejaculate into my speedos immediately
Stop and imagine the smell.
Do a 360° turn and walk away
Climb in and introduce myself. Try to low-key distance myself from Nia.
>not riding Nia's giant ass like a bull
Up your T levels, boi.
>1 whale
>4 sluts
>1 nigger
Detonate bomb belt and fuck 72 virgins instead. Praise Allah.
Slide into the back corner over there and sulk until the thots leave
T.desperate af uggo
Undress and dive in
Has the grade of WWE divas gone down? Imagine seeing Trish, Stacy, Torrie, Sable, Steph, and Lita nude in a hot tub instead.
Based Paige would probably jack you off and make fun of your tiny penis and small load before leaving.
>no lexi
no thanks
Man I jerked it like an hour ago why you gotta do this to me dude
>see the whale in the middle
>wonder how i wandered into seaworld
IMAGINE THE FUCKING SMELL
Based pure mommy Brie being the only one wearing a top like a normal person should
All the piss and period blood and Brie's milk in that water.
Im ding-dong diddly hurl
Imagine how good that water tastes!
Im ding-dong diddly puke im ding-dong diddly hurl im ding-dong diddly throw up
Walk up, pull down my trunks, squat over the water, blast shit into the water, leave
Sauce on this????
Imagine her braps
thats disgusting
DING dong diddly nut on them except Nia Snacks
Is there a webm or youtube? I really really want to see this in motion.
Based Nattie showing the goods
Seriously what the fuck is genetically wrong with women? For me an important meaningful moment with friends would be a long talk about how we feel or what we want or a girl we're interested in or being able to vulnerable because we so rarely get the chance in life. For women it's getting drunk, giggling, taking your top off, screaming WOOOOO and hugging. We all like having fun but women describe this stuff as meaningful or important as if they're bonding or sharing something.
have sex
You're a friendless virgin who will never have sex.
based incel
Most of the men have husbands/bfs
based incel user shooting from the hip
Nia is confirmed single tho. Would you shoot your shot Yea Forums?
I would cum all over her
Whip out my fat dick and get in the tub with them.
It would take years to cover that amount of surface area. Sign me up.
Damn, have sex you virgin
PUT THE UNCENSORED FOOTAGE ON THE NETWORK VINCE AND I'LL PAY THE $9.99 I SWEAR
Only Stroman can tame this mare now.
Just listen to Patrice O'Neal's Examinations on women.
He came to the conclusion that they are basically children and that you still Have To "Rear" them.
>implying Bobbo's BBC isn't up to the task.
Hey Kev, damn that rape really fucked you up huh?
WHITE
fucking unreal how she has no ceiling on how fat she can get, when you look at her 4 years ago shes fat AF but she somehow pushed past human limits to become battle cow.
samoan genes
Based virgin neet, famous women are not like the average woman
puke and do a 360 turn and walk away
t.never went to high school, seek education
It's a reality TV segment targeted to the worst tier of women, did you expect a political debate?
/thread
Hire professional hot tub sanitizers. Between Nikki and Paige, who knows what diseases are festering in that frothy mess?
Based sandnog
Based. Patrice was a redpill machine. Too bad he was a fat bastard.
Where is the uncensored pic bros?
Kevin Dunn has it. He has ALL of it.
Based roastie SEETH
Can someone hack that faggot or some shit? I don’t know I’m autistic
I want to rub Nikki's feet in that tub
Whats she looking at?
even better when you check her in her "modeling" years
Make a B line for Nia and get the sloppiest head off of queen slam pig. Ask Renee to leave.
fun fact: nia provided the bubble making for the bath
That's Lana.
>Nia is confirmed single
She's with Gallows.
Slip into the back and start flirting with Paige
laugh
Can I get a source on that?
They did a twitter angel where they said they were dating one day and then had a dramatic breakup the next, the user you're (You)ing is a dumb mark.
Do you think the camera man had boner
i wish she would sit on my face
whats the deal with women? Guys dont do this. Unless theyre fags
how could ya not?
holy basedola
I am begging to have sex and get a clue
Imagine drinking that bathwater
Call the police, someone is smuggling walruses.
Attempt to fuck Lana, Naomi & The Bellas sure why not. I'd throw Nia over the top rope and I want nothing to do with Paige and her nigger fucking and probable STD's
That's women. Once you understand that you won't understand women because even women don't understand women, you will be better. Take advantage of this, confuse them, then have sex.
>Patrice O'Neal'
>A gf is like a fish who jumped into the boat
I learned a lot from him and I miss him.
>famous women are not like the average woman
Based
>is a racist
fuck off and die
Act confused because the jacuzzi has been replaced by this giant low resolution image of some ladies in a jazcuzzi.
>For me an important meaningful moment with friends would be a long talk about how we feel or what we want or a girl we're interested in or being able to vulnerable because we so rarely get the chance in life.
Hit the outdoors
Gain social skills
Have interactions with other people
Take a deep breath
and get basic understanding of human society.
>everyone topless except Brie
Based Bryan picking a pure and unslutty waifu
>Wrestler
>Not a slut
Seek knowledge
reminder
t. incel
wew
t. incel
based
GTFO thots this tub in MINE *splash*
ok
da fuq happen to those tits...
Childbirth
Look at those saggy floppers
Literally just fuck women and stop over-thinking it. Don't be a cuck and hope that you'll find a loving woman who cares. They'll just find a stupid reason to cheat on you and justify it with muh feminism. It's 2019 bud, women have always been scatterbrains, but now they're proud of it and it's socially acceptable. Like other user said, take advantage of that shit.
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREEEVAAAIIILLLL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST TO THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS BROKEN BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT
IN
THE
EYE
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL
She has orangutan titties jesus christ
Costco’s shelves because that’s where she buys her meals, by the pallet-size.
>no Nattie
yawn
Do a 360 and walk away
Nia, Naomi, and Lana can all get this dick. Don't (you) me virgins.
Time to hunto weiru, user-san!
Drink the water
If wrestling was uncensored, I'd be paying the $9.99 no problem. I'd maybe even be willing to pay $11.99
Tell Jax to get out so me and my four buddies can fit
HOLY YUM I WANT THOSE FLOPPERS IN MY MOUTH
What happened between these two? They don't do Bantz videos together anymore
>Tastes like chlorine.
join Islam
we need more of you desu
>bunch of girls all naked in a spa I’d considered hot and sexy
>bunch of guys all naked in a spa is apparently gay
Wow, sexist double standard much?
>getting into the tub
>seduce them with my fat dick and naked wrestling
>establishing a reverse gangbang
Someone from E! needs to leak the uncensored video
I'm not a Nash fan, but I'm glad he can take an L like a functional adult, such a rare sight in the wrestling business
But you’d be facing them if you turned 360
He has a good record of taking.
worked
That face is top tier. Damn shame
I keep seeing all of this about Kevin Nash. Is it true? If it is, can anybody provide some sauce?
yuck, almost as bad as becketty;s
Tell Nia and Naomi to get the fuck out, then fuck all the rest
Hahaha
Are these the Total Divas?
Can you be white and convert to Islam?
Look for the one with the naked guys
>m glad he can take an L like a functional adult
*tells a story where he comes out on top even when he loses*
Wonder why Brie is the only one wearing anything.
to hide her floppers
Nia got legit worked into a shoot by Alexa.
a humble tape logger got to see every last second of footage
being 35
based sexy lexi working the sows into seething fatlogic shoots
This, Roman may broke the streak but lets w8.
go back to my room
based
tell them to fuck off so i can get in and relax in quiet
Bunch of dudes all naked in sauna is normal and strenghtens the bond in Finland
Smoke some meth and have fun
WHALE
American men are scared of anything that might threaten their fragile masculinity