R A W

>You now remember EC3

Wooooooooo! Nature boy! Woooooooooooooo!

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me in the middle

After this, there is no turning back.

You take the bluetista the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

You take the redtista you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Remember - all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.

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Alexa's skin is so good

Rolled 62 (1d100)

Bigger dick
Even: Breeze
Odds: EC3

you can hear the adult males booing reigns already

why is EC3 a geek bros💢

PEDO-PHILE
*clapclap clapclapclap*
PEDO-PHILE
*clapclap clapclapclap*
PEDO-PHILE
*clapclap clapclapclap*
PEDO-PHILE
*clapclap clapclapclap*

BASED DREW

who's this uggo

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That's racist Braun

>The absolute state of EC3
Remember when everyone thought he would get megapush because he checks all the vince boxes?

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>Roman not sporting the wet hair look tonight
W O R K E D

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BASED DREW WOLFNASHCHADPACMAGAINTYRE

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we never stopped

Redtista is based, Bluetista couldn't stop drooling on the mic.

based and redtista pilled

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BASED DREW

Piss break match

FUCK THE WOMEN'S REVOLUTION

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Whats the main event tonight?

dicks out for Ruby. let the fapping begin

Liv is cute!!!

>hitting on breeze
Is Bliss's gimmick wanting to fuck everyone?

ROE MAHN
YA FOKIN RIGHT PRICKE
IMA SMASH YA HEAD ROE MAHN

babe

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE SARAH LOGAN

Drew just walking around backstage in his trunks

>gets called pedo because of wet hair
>suddenly has dry hair
BJOWTCR (based john oliver working the cancerous roman)

bit gay wwe tbqh⚽

Alright. Turn off your TVs everyone.

what does this expression convey?

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>Ronda takes a dive to get Charlotte kicked out of the match

save us Drew

BASED❤️

I want Ruby's old gear back.
I loved the one cheek look.

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What's SNL's gimmick?

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POST GRAYONS PLS

...

P I S S B R E A K

>gimmick

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redtista is based

based Bliss
based Riott Squad

Working the president into a seething shoot

but he lost cause he took his hand off right?

nice

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trying to be like the 70-90s SNL but failing miserably

Can someone redpill me on roman being a cunnychad?
>magaintyre
what?

PRESS LIKE FOR RIOTT SQUAD!😂

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im gonna take a shit and eat a sandwich

cancer caused constipation

The fuck is going to main event?
The main event of WM isn't main eventing RAW so what happens?

God I want Liv Morgan to sit on my face...

BASED

...

all we get is a backstage segment of her in that shirt?
Fuck off Vince.

Nu-males and disgruntled people that have been watching for decades but don't want to watch anything else. Kinda like WWE really.
Bring back MadTV

its his favorite show

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based

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🐸

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Tune in to find out!

so irrelevant they have to partner with mandrama

When are we getting 3Dista.

when will blissfu show her feet lads?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

SMASH IT IF YOU WANT LIV TO RIP A HUGE ONE ON YOUR FACE GUYS

she probably fingered herself that night thinking of him

god I wish I was the rope that Liv is sitting on

Rey Mysterio vs Corbin

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>not "you wake up in your bed and believe WHATEVER I WANT BELIEVE! LET ME BELIEVE WHAT I WANT PAUL!"

Oim the mon

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for all the autism here Yea Forums does not give any fucks about gets

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Bucky has a cold sore on her lip

YUM!

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soon god willing

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

is ec3 punished or something?
i figured this dude would be at least rising mid card by now...?
is this part of a bigger plan?

Bitch new what she was doing then thought better of it by not looking at the camera.

Ahhhhhh i can go for piss Becky is on

LIV A 30 FOR 30

SNIIIIIIIIIFFF

>match starts
>hey listen, Riott Squad ladies, uh... we need an interview with Beck the Ladyboy
>here's one we done earlier!

>blah blah blah OIM TUFF

BASED TWO BELTS BECKY

worth it xD

Becky sounds shoot retarded

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Only because you're so lucky🐷

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PRESS LIKE TO FATTEN LIV

I gave it to her. She also has full blown herps downstairs after I ate that pussy. My bad Bex.

God I want to slap that thing and stick in her rapidly growing pooper

I can stand Becky’s voice

muted

Something like that it's been a while since I watched it and seen the exact circumstances.

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Please be true

not even a cuck but i'd love to see liv bouncing on a BBC

mother of god i wanna fuck her, let logan sit on my face an ruby to lick my ass

>THAR AFTER ME GOLD

>interviewer walks in on wrestler minding their own business backstage
>wrestler cuts heavily scripted promo and walks away scowling
>interviewer left staring into space like a retard
every fucking time

OYY DAT WIDDLE WEIRDO RONNIE IM A BAD LASS OII GUT PANCAKES FOR TIDDAYS ARGHHHHH

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redista 4 life

HERE CROAKS THE PEPE

>read this as shitting on
was disappointed

what's up Yea Forums?

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>WOAHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH WOAHHHHHH

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It's like my SSX but it's saturated in the Women's Revolution™.

is this match gonna go an hour or is there another main event?

>WHEN A WOMAN HITS THE OTHER WOMAN THEY WILL BE OUT OF THE MAIN EVENT
>repeat every 5 minutes
Now, as I'm the commentator, I will explain. IF not when but IF someone attacks the others, they'll be out of the main event

What did they mean by this last minute word change?

feels like tuesday night all of a sudden lads

FUCKING BASED HUNTER IS GONNA GET KEKED

imagine this but on your face haha

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I DONT GIVE A DONG BOUT MY DING-DONG DIDDLY

the few fans she has left will drop her so fast after that it will be amazing

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ME LOOKY CHURMS, HOOHOO

Reminder blissmom > bliss❌

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Dubs and the rafters come crashing down on Beko and Charles.

Holy fuck why does Ronda walk like that. Im turning this shit off fuck this cringy ass shitshow.

based poochad👌

this RAW is so baaaad

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What year did Kevin Nash get raped? Asking for a friend.

gimme likes lads. I'm a likelet

Will I ever have sex with Bex?

based

corbin vs mysterio is the main event

>boy beck barely gets a reaction
>manly charlie gets none
>Based Rondetty gets massive pop

I thought Rondetty was a heel? She's not - she's anti-authority.

>godly luck
d-does this means she will show her cute lexi toes at wrestlemania?😂

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>BECKY BECKY BECKY

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

and if I get them the rafters will gape your anus ten fold.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Bex thighs lookng thicc as fuck tonight

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pretty based skiing if you ask me

How many likes for Liv's brappers?

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>them jewish genetics

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Let’s see

>No Asuka chants

It's over, lads

this is the go home show for mania

Oh shit don't get Nash'ed bro

cool low T

Please leave your basement if you think thats "thicc"

What the fuck am I even watching?

charlie botching within 5 seconds
sweetie, ya gotta realize you'e not in here to do daddy's dick dance

Am I gonna have a visitor from my past?

Your fortune: Good Luck

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yeah I'm getting more beer for this cringe match

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my dad got me a new computer and i dont have any pictures saved can you guys post some for my collection so i have some for mania weekend?

kek based

Remember when Bex and Charles were best friends those few weeks for no reason?

Fucking pathetic.

I would fuck all of these women but I would only cum inside Carmella.

the meme has gone full circle

streamable.com/l3gd0

Rolled 64 (1d100)

How many was it again Kevin?

How will wrestlemania be for us pitfags?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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OH NO NO NO

How has Raw been guys? Exciting as usual?Coin Flip: Tails

Will I get raped this summer?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

FUCK THIS FUCKING BORING ASS SHOW IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

Mr. Ass should've been WWF Champion... y/n?

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I know what im doing next sunday, getting piss drunk so that i dont have to even stand this shit mania. Of course continue bender on monday skipping work.

Charles looking less human by the week

Post more booty you fucks

I like becky lynch
DO SOMETHING TO ME

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I think Oliver was right what the fuck

Sounds about right

ahahahahahah

>ywn kiss Charlie Caruso’s thick lips
Also
>This Rav 4 ad

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Flabfags depressed

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>Johnny Reddit
Yea Forums using memecasting again

Rolled 41 (1d100)

odds y, evens n

Who would ever chant for her

WHY AREN'T THEY CHANTING FOR HER? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Charlotte gets booted from match for being an idiot
>Battle Royal added stipulation to get title shot later in the night
>Asuka rolls the field and smashes the shit out of Charlotte in rematch

Your fortune: Godly Luck

NASHED

Will I die a virgin?

Your fortune: Average Luck

I’m eating a bucket of KFC chicken, drinking Italian beer and hanging out in the Gamethreads. Can’t wait.

Ya gotta put in the work, son🐸

Rolled 46 (1d100)

nah it was closer to this.

>Beckys the new Stone Cold

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dat 50/50 shot

>Watching wwe in 2019🐸

moar

Your fortune: Bad Luck

😂

Why is the RAW thread so fucking dead?
It's the go home episode

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uhhh, gay?

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all of them

cuz..

youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4

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The only thing this go home episode is doing is making the crowd go home.

At least try to get it done before you turn 30 or else there's literally no hope for you on a societal level.

Interesting photo you have saved there for someone who doesn't like Asuka buddy

>Becky having to do all the work in the match

lol Charles is so lazy

Will i ever rape a white boy

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what's going on outside?

3 stars breddy good🌈

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I really spend more attention shit posting than I do watching.

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Based Bewp-Bewp-pilled💯

...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

We don't watch Raw.

Are traps gay?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

I feel so sorry for Liv and Ruby.
They know Sarah is the only one that carry Becky and Charlotte to a decent match.
Ruby got in, took a knee the face since Becky can't wrestle and tagged Sarah in again

How can I convince friends to watch wrestling?

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The average person gets laid eventually so your good

pride parade

>pic related

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THIS IS BASED

Let find out Y/NCoin Flip: Heads

>Trying to separate these 3 men

You have only one job Cole you fucknut

MEN BTFO

>separate these three men
AH HA HA HA HA OH NO NO NO FUCKINGG TRANNIES CONDING-DONG DIDDLYFIRMED AH HA HA HA HA HA

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that fat security guy lmao

The "cops" are here

>these three men

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FUCKING LAW ENFORCEMENT

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>these 3 men
wtf Cole

wow this is an awful show. it makes me want to watch Wrestlemania less

lol I bet Soros is funding that money losing shit

realistically, how do you make people watch raw?

>TRY TO SEPARATE THESE THREE MEN

HOLY FUCK

>trying to separate these 3 men
lel

Pathetic.

HAHAHAHAHA NOW RONDA GOT ARRESTED

>these three men
What did Cole mean by this?

>these 3 men
KEK

>THESE THREE MEN

I’d rather put my butt on her face if you know what I mean

>Making security look like geeks
kek

book her debut

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Ronda shoot beating the shit out of Beck and Charles lmao

Charlottes tits just dwarfed Rousey, how could she stack up?

>THESE THREE MEN

COLE KNOWS

>these 3 men

CONFIRMED TRANNYS

>prop walkie gets stuck on the rope
kek

>crowd literally doesnt give a shit anymore
yikes

>men

FUCK THE OPPS YA HEARD

>this is going to be the main event
yikes💔

mmmmmmm pure strikes

o please cancel the main event

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It was a virtue signaling pop-up only meant to last a short time

At least they're properly protraying beck as a heel which she is
Ronda is the only face

SPERATE THESE THREE MEN

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID LOL

sauce???

>benny hinn starts playing

its ok Smackdown will make up for it like every week

the fucking fuck is this "like" shit?

this is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time

so powerful

it went out of business..
It almost like AIDS is a deadly faggot disease and basic survival instincts would keep you far away from that abomination..

But ya know.... Democrats

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Russo couldn't even book something this convoluted and nonsensical.
So fucking bad.

LMAO WWE IS THE BEST COMEDY PROMOTION IN THE WORLD

Charles looks disgusting

When will chestlets learn?

HOLY FUCKING CRINGE

>an hour left

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remember when they did this same segment with Austin and it was awesome?

>this segment

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Ok pack it up. The main event is cancelled due to jail.

Women's lesbian prison sex angle next?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

FUCK 12💢

First one to break their thumbs and get out of the cuffs wins the title.

The cops should be grabbing titties and ass

came to asp expecting you guys to be loving this. I mean real police!!! Omg!!!

qt female black cop

Thank fuck Naomi wasnt in this angle, she would have been shot lol

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this shit is so fucking stupid why does everyone get the handcuff spot now

This is the most cringy thing ive ever seen

ASUKA DUAL CHAMP BY DEFAULT
WE DID IT

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Didn't Charlotte get arrested for fighting the cops before?

when do i unlock the dino?

WHAT A LEGENDARY MOMENT IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

Becky is eating submission

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I'd rather not

>womemeCoin Flip: Tails

not the first time this has happened to charles

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Meow I'm a cat🐱

Lady officer is cute!

>Guardians of the Diversity Scene

Ronda is the only one trying to sell this

Russian Game Show
youtube.com/watch?v=FM_i4iVCS2o

THIS IS STUPID

THIS IS STUPID

THIS IS STUPID

THIS IS STUPID

holy shit Ronda is flat as a table, I have seen fat kids with bigger tits

Will we get fake mug shot photos the second RAW goes off the air?

>WWE Security is weak as fuck in kayfabe
>Cops are OP

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

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I love seeing Bex in cuffs.

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>Havent watched wwe for a good month or so
>Turn up
>See this

Gonna need to be drunk wrestlemania

Deploy tasers

>WE PAY YOU'RE SALARY
kek

OH NO NO NO

You bros still going to watch Wrestlemania?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Im losing brain cells watching this

>comparing bolt ons to itty-bitty titties
yeah color me shocked

HOLY FUCK
I literally thought this was the end of the show😂

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dice+1d100

Buncha female DSPs
>Assault officer
>"WOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I'D GET ARRESTED? AH HAHAHAHAHA"

All two of them?

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The only way they can make this decent is by making the match a 3 way "don't drop the soap" match inside a prison cell

This angle is dogshit

fuck

BASED

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WWE will die in your lifetime

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whoa dudes this is so epic

BASED HONDA

>the state of this policing💯

GETTING HOT AND HEAVY IN THE BACK OF THE COP CAR

oh my god theyre gonna have them fighting at the jail to close the show

This is just fucking horrible

this is the most cringe inducing segment of all time

time flies when you're having fun right, user?

Is this supposed to be a comedy segment?

All that's missing is the Benny Hill theme

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THIS IS FUCKING GREAT👌

Fucking gimmick cars.

WHERE TO, BECKY?

This surpasses any men's angle.

Holy crap, all three arrested?!!!!

This is more based than Austin's beer truck/beer bath.

KEVIN DUNN YOU FUCKING ANIMAL

Am i watching TNA

THIS IS THE MOST KINO SEGMENT EVER

THIS. FUCKING. SEGMENT.

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Just taze the bitches already.

Because Russo is fucking based

worked by perks

>RONDA FUCKING RAMMING THE CAR
okay, this is fun now

Why is Ronda the only one trying to fucking save this shitty segment?

Becky is like "UHRRR DURR DO I DO KICKY"
Charles is like "HUUURRR UM YA ME DO TOO"

Cuff their ankles togethe

this is fucking hideous

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Did Becky drop an f bomb?

this is great!

IT'S STILL GOING ON
WHY

💯

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>I DINDU NUFFIN

how many upvotes does that segment get?

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Was all this necessary, WWE?

Im gonna go to sleep this is boring

Please someone do this.

Ronda no selling a big boot from Charles

3 trannies gingerly kicking each other while restrained by manlet "cops." That very well may have been the most CRINGE segment in WWE history. I don't think that shit can be topped.

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

jabroni

That's actually fucking disgusting. If you're getting bolt ons, at least get good ones.

pickle

:pickle:

policing is a joke these days. watch that Seattle documentary

t-shirts will be on sale for 25% off at WWEShop.com

i would've laughed if ronda jumped out of the broken window

Said "feck", it's like saying "damn" to USA
Source - am a potato myself from where she's from. about an hour from her house

I heard it

Is Kevin Dunn having a seizure?

>Not bathing them in pepper spray

What's the point?

Honestly? That was pretty fun for a cringy "OH SHIT THEY'RE ALL HANDCUFFED" segment

>that knee hit from Charles on Ronda
That's gotta hurt.

Based Captain Kirk

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WWE MAIN EVENT

NEW

Must not have with that no sell..

can you imagine if they put lexi in handcuffs?...

How did Ronda pot the car in drive while her hands were cuffed behind her back?

me penis would spurt

I hope WWE provides those three brave womyn crafty lawyers.

Scared they might miss Wrestlemania. What is Vince going to do?

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STEAKS AND WEIGHTS NIGGERS

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If heads, their match is a disaster, worst in WWMeme history
If tails, their match is 5 meme starsCoin Flip: Heads