RAW GAMETHREAD #3

I'm seeing emojis and shit on Yea Forums, what's going on?

/spoiler reminder/ undertaker vs angle for mania confirmed. who will win lads?

I love batista

But I thought Becky was the man?

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Based

Jannies, kiss my ass.

Is he going to suicide on sunday or something?

HOLY SHIT

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B A S E D
A
T
I
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Sorry, i'm watching NJPW

I hope vanilla midgets take notes, this is how you cut a promo

is there anyone more JUST than him right now

KEVIN NASH! LICK MY ASS

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

will he get paralyzed at wrestlemania

Everyone who posts after me is 100% gay

Go home show and just promos and matches? Where is all the good shit

what channel?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

>flesh eating genital infection
wtf

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Undertaker vs Angle💯

who was in the wrong here?

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No you're not🙁

>pic related

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Who wants to walk with Elliott?

click
click
BOOM
we are LIT

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Reminder if you want Kofi to win the wwe title you are killing America

anyone watching WWE

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lel

Mmm

user...

Kiss my ass

Jets or Giants
who are the Jannetty?

When are they bringing in the new Demolition guys?

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adapting to the times

Nattie is a sub

The next poster is 100% gay

>killing America
*the planet

Natalya has never done anything right so obviously her.

please Yea Forumsbros, I'm so close to spooky

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YUMOLA
U
M
O
L
A

Kiss my ass

wew

he was my shoot favorite when I was 11 when I started watching wrestling

Rolled 19 (1d100)

If dubs, Nash got raped in 92

>apollo vs jinder mahal

you can hear people tuning out right now

Why are these two geeks having a match against each other

Tyler Breeze still exists

who are these guys in the ring ?

Coin Flip: Tails

The Andre the Giant trophy is made from 100% pure American Cheese

based big poppa poo😼

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>EC3 STANDING BETWEEN THE ASCENSION
DING-DONG DIDDLY SAD

homo

It's the go home Raw for Wrestlemania and we're watching Jinder Mahal vs Apollo Crews
>Post yfw

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>The B Team
>The Ascension
holy shit they are still alive

Jettetty though both are pretty shit now.
Bills are the based jobbers.

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Brock got paid $750,000+ for tip-toeing back and forth while some fat jew talked.

David Michael Bautista Jr. got paid at least in the high six figures maybe 7 to point in order to que a promo and then say something about Levesque fucking him in the ass or the other way around, can't remember and who cares after that shit promo.

Owner takes out $250 million more, after some $500 million before that. Ratings are struggling and Fox might renege on the TV deal.

Will Hornswoggle land safely somewhere?

press like bcuz kurt without a doubt needs your energy🙁

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>Rhino retires
Hmm, let's send him out again

Is this a qualifying match?
wtf both are midcarders. Why aren't jobbers fighting for their spot?
Europe is already dead

You're only cool as /dino/ then becoming spooky makes you gay

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Has anything good happened to anyone who won this battle royal?

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With all the blow jobbers surrounding the ring

WITH CREWS YOU LOSE

>OHHHHHH WALK WITH ELIAS

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What a fucking match for the ages

None of this match even fucking matters to the ppv

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FORMER WWE CHAMPION BTFO

How do I emoji on mobile?

>Can Apollo win the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
>No he can't because he's a nigger
WHOA COREY, NOT COOL BRO

EC-JUST in the jobber royale
dice+1d6

HOLY FUCKIN NUT

Who's gonna be The King of the Jobbers?

santa

>EC3 out there like a fucking chump

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EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY HAVE A BATTLE ROYALE THEY DO THIS CRINGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA MAKE THE DIVES DO ONE ON SMACKDONW

>titus o'neil

corbin later won mitb and then failed to cash in🍏

I WANK FOR DAYS
INSIDE MY PARENT'S BASEMENT
A PLACE WHERE NO ONE FOLLOWS ME
I WANK ALONE

If tails, Crews shows up to Mania in full Boogeyman get-up and entranceCoin Flip: Heads

URRA URRA URRA🏴

The absolute state of this fucking company

>dice+1d6

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Poo in loo buried wtf

Will Jinder's humiliation ever end?

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joy😂

BASED💯

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How much will Paul seethe when Big Dave outclass his entrance thanks to pyro and based Saliva?

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based or cringe?

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Gimme a like

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holy shit give that man the strap

she looks so nervous

Maybe don't be an antidraw phoneposter

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what a waste of a segment

good lord

based emo g's goin over these jabronis

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Number of seconds Kurt will be on-screen crying for at Mania:

what the fuck was that

NIGGA!🏴

BRING ME JHON

Your fortune: Average Luck

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ryno got tossed out by ec3

I'VE GOT
NO PANTS!
AND A MUSTY SMELL!

>last time we are going to see Kurt Angle & Rey Mysterio together alive on Raw

Why must we get old lads

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remember when Mojo won this shit

fortune

Rolled 8 (1d100)

dicelet

Ok

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this is seriously the worst RAW of all time

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the end can't come soon enough for kurt.

What did Batista say?

I gotta say I saw a dude in a heath slater I got kids T-shirt and the next day I saw a fat redneck in a Sonya Seville hair up and square up t shirt. Fags

Rey on raw wtf lol

no. did he?

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>this vanilla dicelet calling anyone a dicelet

>that jobber segment was in the 1st hour
>of the go-home to WM
YIKES

on behalf of all phone posters, go fuck yourself

i can't reply to posts, update the bread or see the chat in the stream. pls help frens

I find myself saying that every week

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Crying like a genderless creature.

>gassed Kurt

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Deville I meant

SUCK MY DICK HUNNER

Hey take that back

>The best RR was 13 years ago

HUNNR

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That scene and the aftermath resulted in another abortion since she might of thought one of the stage hands could of been the father and not Triple H who produced as well as being one of 25 participants involved in gang-bang that followed.

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Boy that was so much better. Only doubling the dicelet while using 1d100.
Is user a faggot: Y/NCoin Flip: Heads

take a shower, lift some weights, and get a clue

the bread is outdated!

>He's crying like a genderless creature!

TRANNIES DING-DONG DIDDLY BTFO

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Gimme a like lads.❤️

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Mario makes a surprise appearance, wins the Battle Royal, takes out Rollins before his match and challenges/beats Lesnar for the Universal title

How many dimes are we talking here, guys?

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Congrats you own a mirror and wear different shirts each day.

fucking state of the brand split

The only good part about that first hour was one sentence from Batista. WWE is shitting the bed tonight.

ironically the most memorable win out of all those shitty battle royals

Who the fuck is Yolanda Adams???

> 9/11 was 32 years ago

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Unlimited

hey cawdy!

>not the national anthem
Yikes

What's the matter, phoneposter? Too much effort to attach an image to your post?

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It was Jinder's time...
Thank God he won the wwe title a month after that

based and liked✔️

Not meant to be a racist question, but when was the last time they had a singer for the Mania anthem that wasn't black?

Please don't die, Kurt

Kurt already gassed

It’s ending after Mania

Im going to cry lads. Dont listen to them Kurt you dont suck

Kurtbros..........

No I was talking about your father and brother bitch

>contemporary gospel music

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DESAB

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HERE COMES TAKER

>mini poster

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MASSIVE amounts of coins drawn

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please kurt dont die

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Forget dimes, that's QUARTERS

WE WANT CENA

unironically who

i remember one time in middle school i randomly tripped on a rock then some how kissed some dude in the lips am i gay guys ?

>Jinder hasn’t won a match since December

Yikes

6 mores years tranny

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holy based!

based

i will never understand why in the fuck Kurt encourages the people to chant "You suck"

Look how fucking stoned she looks.

Imagine what the YOU SUCKs are going to be like on Sunday

but they announced a superstar shakeup

Fuckin racist. Bitchin’ about niggers

This is a conservative christian aryan board, go back to red.dit with your tumblr degeneracy ya queer

IM CRYING LADS

Why are they chanting about Manzikert?

>I'm retiring in about 6 months and a month before that I'll be doing some farewell matches
That's awesome! Wanna get in shape?
>no I like being an out of shape fat bastard who can barely move

Give me likes! Give me what I want!

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>takes off his mask to reveal he's actually Grand Dad

Ya seethe?

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>You Suck Thank You

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>"You suck" chants
Why is the crowd being rude to Kurt?

based God Emperor

he’s awful and doesn’t deserve to win

F

TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER TAKER

👌

Was Angle even that much of a draw in his best years?

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His last night ever or last match?

did he fuck that up?

Because he tried to get people to stop doing it for awhile and they just chanted it louder, so he finally just accepted it.

Kurt was a great fucking wrestler

It's always been that way outside of the Tornto one and Willie Nelson singing God Bless America.
Vince prefers the song over the Star Spangled Banner, because
A) it's a better song and
B) it's shorter

>not meant to be racist
>is racist❌

What's Kurts health outlook for this Sunday?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Liked for Bonbi feets

this raw needs to get better because I can't get any higher

p-plans change

God i hope HHH breaks his neck this sunday

GUYS I'M NOT READY FOR THIS, FUUUUUCK

man his age is really showing🙁

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I can't believe Kurt Angle died

>Kurt in the small cowboy hat

🙁

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Based RNG wills it

not happening cuckservitard. enjoy prison!

been watching on and off last few months, are they non-ironically doing Angle/Corbin??

nope, just on the elite team

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TIME FOR SOME MOONSAULTS

Reminder that Izzy is posting with us

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But he was in shape, WWE just ran him into the ground with all of the travelling. Here he is doing stuff just 6 months ago after coming back from his "vacation" from being GM of RAW
youtube.com/watch?v=KOyWYZHiE9M

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Based Vince. Star Spangled Banner is shit. SHIT!

Edge started it originally but in 2003 or 2004 whenever he broke up Team Angle they started doing it when he was face

Don't Hurt Angle

No matter how shit the product becomes, promos and tribute videos always stay based

Rachel please.

This bitch stupid

based

Why the fuck does Dunn not want Music Tributes anymore instead of this shit.

BASED KURT IS GOING TO DIE AT WRESTLEMANIA

Im crying why do the good die young

That is NOT Bonbi. That is (((Nyanners))).

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Yes sir

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>all those fucking huge names in the promo package
>last match is against Snorebin

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whats this

>>Roman getting cheered as a conquering hero
>>People want Cena to come back and beat Kurt

These are strange times

Boring Corbin

thanks dave

Kurt is a real american hero, a deserving legendary wwe champion unlike kofi

how would you describe angles body style

Is it true about the undertaker vs angle?

Corbin is the last real heel in wwe

WHY THE FUCK THEY INTERRUPT KURTS LAST FAREWELL SPEECH

Like....they're going to do a last minute sub with somebody like RVD right?

Rollchad here, working on the third version of the diva rollchart right now. This looks to be the biggest one yet. Over 100+ divas in this chart. Expect the release on the Smack after WM.

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>Kurt Angle
>Hurt Ankle
Coincidence?

>that one simp who doesn't like based Corbin
Uhhh it's not you, is it?

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>the guy is a heel for stating facts

Is Corbin this generation's Xpac?

because he isn't a mark and realizes that people say it with love

THE KEKTENDER!

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God I want to touch her in a molesty way

🙁

based heat

Kurt shoot tearing up making me feel feels guy

BASED LONEWOLF

>Corbin

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WE WANT CENA

Did the video package contain any TNA footage? All his best stuff is there.

this hurts bros, this really hurts

Based fortune

>Too big
>Too Strong
lol this nigga lying

KURT ANGLE DESERVES SOMEONE BETTER

Where's Kacy?

Muscular Thumb

what's happened i just started watching

based corbinto slidin through with the roast of kurt brangle lmfao

Based

Worked

They keep acknowledging that everyone wants Kurt to get a different opponent. Does that mean they're gonna do it

>are they non-ironically doing Angle/Corbin
Ya. The match would have made sense if Corbin stayed GM and his job was on the line because he's the one that got Angle fired from the position but Vince scrapped GMs back in December. So it makes no sense now

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

>scumbag

Based Renee

BIG DIMES BARON CORBIN

KURT BTFO

Don't forget Bullet Slut

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I like to think Corbin shoot respects the fuck out of him.

Corbin saving the segment right when Kurt was about to start crying♥️

yes

>Muh social media

This shit is fucking cancer

The heel pretending they're going to wrestle tonight and not really doing it is the most tired wrestling cliche I can think of

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

>Like....they're going to do a last minute sub with somebody like RVD right?
Not that I know of but I wouldn't be surprised, they have to know nobody wants to see Corbin in that match

Couldn't find her profile pic in the WWE website. If you can find her I'll find a place for her in the chart.

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

>what brand split

>what a scumbag
>stop Renee! WE HAVE SPONSORS!

What did Michael Cole mean by this

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

I KILLED A GUY

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

BROKE HIS NECK IN MEXICO

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA

KILLED A GUY

I fucking hate these

...

Based Roid Manlet spic shit skin...

MEXICANS.
I know there are a ton of you low IQ meatballs in this thread
So you all love Rey?
Is he like a king in your shit hole you call a country

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Kurt's in such bad shape he can't wrestle tonight

OH SHIT REY IS IN THE RING

SOMEONE GOONA DIE

WTF dead silence for Rey holy shit LOL

Based Pieter😃

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Y las velas papá

>new japan shit
No

marquee⚾

>mfw 2019 Mysterio would be worse than Corbin

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BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
I WANT TO DIE

based guy who posts this

>Vince not letting Kurt wrestle on his final Raw

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Wtf was Rey doing?

So why didn't that pussy faggot Angle not wrestle tonight?

>You're suspended from rolling for 60 days.. oh that means you can roll again on the Smackdown...AFTER Wrestlemania!

>Promise fans Rey vs Kurt
>Give them Corbin vs Rey instead
Is Kurt in that bad condition?

FATSUKA BTFO

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>They brought Rey for a shitty segment instead of a last match with Kurt

He needs to save his energy for Sunday.

hi Mark!

They probably don't want to take chances.

>Before
Where's the "After" that's just a tombstone?

>it worked
Cool, but this guy is just going to change his info

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Charlotte should get bigger boltons

Charles cosplaying Dora the Explora.

YUu-suck, yUu-suck, yUU-suck, YUu-suck....

Tranny peacock

bruh

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As a Castilian overlord of the mestizo rape babies and descendent of a brave and honorable member of The Falange, I can answer for them. The answer is "who fucking cares?"

hes saving his paralyzation for wrestlemania

when?

NO DING CAN EVER TRULY (DONG)
NO DONG CAN EVER TRULY DID..(LY)
I DO THE DINGS YOU NEVER DONG
AND WE WILL NEVER DONG DIDDLY

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/ss/

Ricochet's song is pretty based

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"Edgy Dark Silent Guy" is pretty much every 14 year old's gimmick after they realize they won't have the physique of Goldberg, right?

My hand is up, anyway

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