RAW GAMETHREAD #2

>admitting raw is the flagship
sdl and fox buried

I wish Sasha and Bayley would get sucked into a vortex.
I fucking hate them so much.

Hows everyones AAF team did last week?

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fuck rollins
fuck bailey
fuck horseface

AHEM❌

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heart💜

>Beth holds the middle rope open
>Natalya goes under the bottom anyways
heh

let the botching begin

did they ?

I wanna fuck peyton

Women's tag title match is gonna be on the pre show, right?

This is awful. Last RAW before WrestleMania and it’s same old boring garbage.

why are they having this match now?

IT'S BOTCH TIME

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/?

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this is obviously all staged you all dumb as shit for watching

>Begging for likes this much like a GEEK
get a clue, I'm begging 'ya

BASED BOTCHA LIVING UP TO HER NAME

>botch
>repeat spot
>botch again

Am I the only one who fully expects Lesnar to squash Rollins?

How come Naomi isn't bitching about how Beth Phoenix just strolled right into a main card match at WM?

SASHABOTCH!
what a shitter

Stomp on my dick like you did this balloon or I'll kill ya

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>the state of botcha

Sasha in terrible form tonight.
Two botches in 5 seconds.

Didn't take long, I say we're due for 2 more really shitty ones by the end of the match

same

Always broski.

are you fuckin kidding me😂

BOTCHES ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
SHE. IS. SHIT.

Why does WWE keep rewarding these awful fucking women matches?

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The only good thing about Sasha who has the body of a small boy, btw, is that she can't injure the riott squad anymore with her fucking botches

Because she's not stupid enough to get fired

ANOTHER FUCKING BOTCH LMAO

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HOLY BOTCHA

right here broski

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stop attacking white culture

I hope Daniel Bryan retains.

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Yikes

YOU KNOW IT

Tonight's the night!

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Mmmm
>DRIPPING WITH CONFIDENCE

press like to give liv your energy❤️

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she's botching already holy shit

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women's wrestling was a mistake🏀

Cole you retard, Nia literally competed in both Rumbles this year.

>Billie's screams
my fuckin dick

>the state of botcha skanks

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The Aussie shitposters are great chickenshit heels. I love the screams of terror when they get in trouble

Bipedal? Corey what?

I want Sasha to botch all over my dick, tbqfh familia

THIS IS WRESTLING

Um Nia literally competed in the men's this year, Cole.

90% sure Renee has Tourette’s

I wonder what Renee thought bipedal meant

Peyton is terrible.

>enemies on the same team

why does wwe keep doing this

Who else hasn't watched since Royal rumble?

When a 35 year old sees a teenager enjoying themselves at a hardcore show

510615862698633498640>>6498645>>6498649Sorry I don't watch gluttonous fascist organizations that does not acknowledge that healthcare is a right and not a privileged and treats their workers as borderline slaves until they die in their 40s.

And neither should anyone who wants to enter the human race

Grow the fuck up, stand up for a cuase

>beth only woman to compete in mens and womens royal rumble
nia confirmed for male pre op trannie

Botcha living up to her name early in the match

>this is their Wrestlemania Go-home show
holy yikes

He's from Davenport, Iowa. It's a city representation of an Indy shitter.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

dice

Life tip for anyone out there:
Never drink wine from a can.

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Suggesting shes a cat lady.
Was funny

...

Is Sasha bald?

Sasha's botches at mania are going to be epic, she's already spooked the fuck out👌

cringe

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NAITO drawing the real dimes this past weekend♨️

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Fuck you you incel pussy bitch

What, you don’t faint when clotheslined?

based liv and gaymeat girl safely catching botcha horse

perfect💯

A pedo that likes boys and girls.

Guys is it true Remy Lacroix got pregnant in a gangbang scene?
I thought machine gun kelly was the father of her kid

>Mass reply
yikes

based⚾

lmfao how JUST is Michael Cole these days, his lines sound even more forced than usual. Wonder when he will kill himself

wtf I can't believe Corey made me look like a brainlet

>liberals are dumb, but i know better im really smart just like my president
Dont get cocky kid

>sasha and bayley yelling at their teammates for no reason

And they're the "good guys"

unless its a 4Loko

Press like to FEED LIV🐷

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>all women hate each other
most realistic thing on the show honestly

unlove💔

Women's wrestling is time to do chores and use the bathroom.

No

dice

He is calling something fascist he is a liberal you retard

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SMUT CAVE

Welcome to the bone zone

Sarah is the safest worker out of the women next to ronda. There's a reason Sasha was wrestling her often

kek Billie fucking whiffed on that big boot

LMAO GAMETHREAD IS LIT TONIGHT

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Ugh, she's so fat and disgusting.

If heads, Nash got raped
If tails, Nash got rapedCoin Flip: Tails

rabbit

at least pretend to hit each other not that over choreographed shit

>tfw summer of 92 posting gets me dino

how much of a fucking trainwreck is this mania match going to be?

Easy to be safe when you do literally nothing

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MORE SPOOP
SPOOP UP THE THREAD
I LOVE IT MAGGLE

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Why is it Vince McMahon's job to get health insurance for his staff.

Just be a fucking normal country and let the government provide healthcare for everybody because their immense buying power controls costs and cuts out the middle man (insurance industry bloodsuckers) and then businessmen like Vince can do whatever they like.

buss down thotiana

Is this the most soulless road to wrestlemania?

Holy cringe he didn’t even realize he was making fun of himself

Imagine wrestling like this and thinking you deserve healthcare and benefits. WWE is doing the right thing.

>sasha
kek

Is Billie Kay related to Bailey Jay?

rabbit.🐰

what a cutie🐷

That was really weak

BATTLE COW DOWN!!!

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>Just one week until the Raw before Wrestlemania
What's gonna be the gimmick, bros?

>peyton's ass

fucking kek
bases

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trash

Reminder that the wwe title will get BLACKED this sunday

You think Beth will let Edgetty out of the cuck shed for Wrestlemania?

I just want to see her underneath Bailey Jay

>you still got it
cringe

perhaps

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>Beth no longer doing facesitting pins
Dropped

This match is so long and boring

Yeah it wasn't really holy shit worthy desu

Why is Sasha showing concern when both of them are her opponents on sunday? She's so fucking stupid

damn beth's tits look like that ?

just bring Beth back full time and put the strap on her

>retired for years and still better than the other 7 competitor's in the match

Coin Flip: Heads

what should I put in the skills section on the résumé I'm writing

>the absolute state of Beth's back
HOLY BACKNE, BATMAN!

Beth is a draw boys

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the aussies are the only halfway likable team in this shit

what the fuck was this match ?

this

You can tell Beth wants to go full speed but can't cause she's working with shit talent.

I want to see her use the strap on Bayleys bountiful ass

beth has based caw music
super ambient

Elite shitposter (if you are)

Be honest, how many nuts have you busted to these wrestlers?

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dick sucking😃

beth v rhonda would be the most believable match given today's roster

I'd rather Beth put the strap on me.

Gib it to me hunner

I've seen his asshole hehe

HUNNER

HOLLYWOOD BATISTA IS HERE LADS

GIVE IT TO ME

BASED MIZ

Rolled 67 (1d100)

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*saves your ratings*

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do you draw?

None. I'm confused why you're so obsessed with this image

The Iiconics are kino

WOOOOO

Good old going through the security wall. The evil authority figure storyline of spots.

Why do they keep saying "the first woman to attack her teammates" like it's definitely going to happen.
Wouldn't it make sense to say "if any of them attack their partners then they forfeit"

>bootista
i'm out

anyone
/dokkanbattle/
1 SBR left, extreme only.
Have the new phy broly movie bosses lead.
Just got one hit away from the last boss and died.

Give me strength bros

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I have to take a shit

zero because I have a girlfriend and sex daily

Do you like Mickie's butthole?

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Charles lookin like the lion lady with all the Botox injections

GIVE
ME
WHAT
I
WANT
HUNNR

CHARLES BTFO

GIVE ME LIKES

HUNTER💢

Based Miz DEANING Charlotte

923728873698742498750>>6498762>>6498771693800880798815498818The thing is kids I don't and never will watch this low brow redneck pantomime, i'm just here to merely observe the maturity level of those who do after the Last Week Tonight episode got me to ponder "who are the braindead frat fucks who keep such a corrupt enterprise on the air for decades being complicit in an industry that has killed more of their workers before their life expectancy than weed (which is illegal btw) and low and behold

You guys are complete children

If we get a sample of 10 nuttings dedicated to them:
>3 to Asuka
>0 to Kairi (I feel ding-dong diddly dirty and stop midway through)
>7 to Io

zero

zero

Beth isn't that good. She was average worker during a time when WWE hired fitness models.

Did Nash get raped in the summer of 92?
Heads: yes
Tails: noCoin Flip: Heads

have kairi and io done those slutty vids that asuka did (nutted a few times to asuka's vids)

I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU A DAMN LIKE DAVE

Batista looks like fucking DIMES.
He looks like a STAR.

>pic related.
Next Pure Striker Alpha male in the E

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>ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>résumé
You either live in a third world shithole or are retarded either way you're never gonna make it

based low test user

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Lewd collection of posts you've got complied there buddy hope ya don't mind if I take a lil footage for my pre-beddy time fap.

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GIMME WHAT I WANT!

ok👌

BASED😂

10 26 maybe 1

who was the jannetty?❤️

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Based IoChad

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OHNONONO IT KEEPS HAPPENING

We went from gimme the greenlight to one republic

Reddit having yellow fever makes you low test ESPECIALLY when you are an incel that just masturbates to them and doesn't fuck them IRL. Go back

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I WANK ALONE!!!😂

Listen here simp
The first thing i want to tell you is that...
Stop replying
>WHAT
Like an autist
>WHAT
Like a retard
>WHAT
Like a stupid idiot
>WHAT
And get some help
>WHAT
With the doctors
>WHAT
And that's the bottom line.

THIS ISN'T WHAT I ORDERED!!!!

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Who else Mania here?
Taking two days off from work to take a train down from New England and do the whole weekend.

I WALK ALONE

WHAT WAS IT LIKE ALL THOSE TIMES YOUR FATHER RIC PROMISED HE'D COME HOME, BUT HE DECIDED TO GO OUT AND GET WASTED INSTEAD? GIMMIE SOMETHING TO WORK WITH HERE, CHARLES!

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I CUM FOR MILES INSIDE CARMELLAS CHAMBERRRRR

that's a ding-dong diddly big spooky

I need that machine gun pyro back.

Goofball

Did they just censor "douchebag"? what the fuck

>spotlight is back

BASED

mania my nigga

moar

PLEASE TELL ME SALIVA IS PERFORMING THIS SUNDAY

I wish I’ll be wagecucking all week and then asleep early to get up on Monday

1 like = 1 Nia brap

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>no machine gun
>no spotlight
eh i'll still take it, dave is based af

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>bleeps douche on the replay
>does not do so "live" but can do it for everyone else

What did the wwe censors mean by this?

poor nash🙁

>sunglasses
>they turned the lights down for him

he really does have trouble speaking in front of large crowds..

Batista is DING-DONG DIDDLY over, brothers

Man I really hope he doesn't peak at low tier Elias if he ever got the call up.

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Would you get used to a nose ring or would you always be fiddling with it?

no he said dickbag

Autista

me on the right

kiss em

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ALWAYS..ALWAYS..ALWAYS..

Did Batista forget his line so they cut to promo

is he gonna fuck it up?

EXCEPT BEAT ME

>walk into the ring
>they cut to a video package
he better walk out during the package so I can laugh about it

>all these capeshit fans in the audience

how many times has bobtista beat trip h

GIVE ME WAT I WANT

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Thank you Tista for drawing the house!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Young Batista was BASED

>except beat my meat
>except beat my meat
>except beat my meat

MAKE ME A SUPERSTAR
NOW
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE

i had a lip ring for like 2 weeks when i was 17
shit was super annoying idk how those faggots do it

Now THAT, is a good promo

*wheres ant notes ring in you're path*

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BASED

Dave is fucking based

HOLY FUCKING DIMES
BASED BIG DAVE

EXCEPT BEAT MEAT🦖

BASED AUTISTA DELIVERING THE GOAT PROMO

HOLY FUCK DUCK FUUCK FUCK FUCK

SOMEONE UPLOAD GIF OF BATISTA PUTTING ON SUNGLASSES

BASED AS FUCK
NASH BTFO

BIG DIMES BATISTA

>can't forget your lines if you only have one line

HAITCH BTFO

I unironically got chills

Yeah hunner

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Okay that was good enough. laugh out loud😃

HUNNER
KISS MY ASS

NO HOLDS BARRED HAND JOB IN HELL IN A CELL MATCH!

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desaB

Ive seen this nigga's daughter take dick on camera and she wasnt even good at it why would i care about him wrestling

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Holy shit, now THIS is how you do a fucking promo.

Thank you Basedista.

WHO IS GOING TO TURN?????

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>Hunner

wow he's not allowed to say more than 5 words, Vince is so anal

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So we are gonna just pretend Batiista didn't get booed out of the building routinely and can barely cut a promo without stumbling over more than five words huh?

>he forgot his lines again

!!!!YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT!!!!!

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Wtf is this bros?

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Cute dog🐃

Big Dick Dave does it again!

>so we have this great idea for the go home show
>we have this 50 year old man cut a promo on a 49year old man, both aren't active wrestlers
>he says, get this, lol, this is awesome: KISS MY ASS

On the GO HOME SHOW!

four times on PPV

Stop watching that video of me playing with my soaking wet pussy.

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link

...what?

>more Kurt bullshit
it's not like he's dying

now i wanna play legends of wrestling II😃

Promo of the year so far

HOLY BASEDOLA

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NEW NEW NEW

NEW NEW NEW

NEW NEW NEW

If Kofi wins the wwe title there's no coming back for America and WWE

Sad NJPW fan about to off himself.

>walks in
>niggas are fucking SCREAMING your name
>stay quiet for a solid minute as they keep SCREAMING
>point to the air
>prepared video package plays
>still haven't said a work
>.....
>"hUnnR"
>"kiss mah ass"
>stare at the camera
>PEOPLE LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED HOLY SHIT

BASEDTISTA💯

I disagree, I think he is

It's the go home show?

It doesn't feel like it. maybe it's because undertaker and cena are nowhere to be seen

THE THING IS, DAVE

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would you kiss batista's ass?

Do you think Maffew turned gay because he couldn't get pussy and the extreme isolation and internet porn turned him into a LOW test simp willing to get fucked in his ass

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>based
>he's just scared of public speaking

Even Asuka speaks more than this chump.

Where? Am I getting worked?

I think being a filthy Simpsons poster instead of a Sneedchad is what converted him to homosexuality.

He can't cut a promo and never could

The hilarious thing is Batista/Haitch will be the longest match at WM because that's Haitch's thing.

>Update

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Kiss my *beep*

i'm gonna need a link my man

I just saw them live about a week ago and they fucking rocked!! Best show of the night by far.

holy shit I thought EC3 was dead

>former WWE champion

>Renee talking about a black man's physique again

>Corey going full Steiner Math