Monday Night Raw Live Gamethread
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>watching RAM
cringe
Steph and her historic announcement are kicking off the show. Just warning you all
he.....hes fast!
BEGONE BUTT BANDIT
Its randy's birthday post some hats for our snek
>scorelets
thanks now I won't tune in right away
Begone butt bandit
Thanks now i can make food and not worry bout what am missing
If anyone likes this i'll kevin nash you
Begone Butt Bandit
If she's not presenting herself as a heel currently, why does she continue to speak with that horrible shrill voice?
Where's her ass?
eddies not in heaven.. EDDIES A SKEL
#JusticeForAsuka💛
Whos /pbgang/ here?
BASED! Hope she's the special guest ref at wrestlemania.
Thanks for the heads up, I'll take a shit then so I can watch the rest of the show without interruption
thats pretty neat
where you made that?
also, take my like
Raw thread + people trying to get likes is going to be as unbearable as a becky lynch promo
Inhale exhale just got an ounce in the mail
Based Steph about to descend from the heavens to save women again
Dubs and Beko and Charles have career ending injuries tonight.
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
Heads and Beko and Charles have career ending injuries tonight.Coin Flip: Heads
BEGONE BUTT BANDIT
I wish
Her tranny clown makeup looks so bad now I'm beginning to think she has schizophrenia or something.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
like my post for bobbo victory
Not schizophrenia, but some kind of body body dysmorphia is likely. The amount of surgery she's had is concerning.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
On a scale of 1 to 100 this is how good Raw will be tonight
BEGONE BUTT BANDIT
youtube.com
post youre favorite mania/ppv themes
This would result in a black eye and a proper skull fucking
So it'll be better than usual? Based.
Hi whens raw beging
Steph is on it so the 1st hour will be a -1.
In 15 minutes
pizza for Asuka
What's everyone snacking on?🥔
Her bottom lip looks like a goddamn banana.
Begone Butt Bandit
You're mom💯
Heads and Rock returns and buries SefCoin Flip: Heads
"your" you ignorant cunt flap
french fries
>apostrophe
worked😃
BEGONE BUTT BANDIT
#fatgookaGotBTFO
I'm no Jasethy fan, but I'd rather he bury Beko and Charles. They need to be humbled.
I know it's early but fuck it, Asuka celebration thread
Rolled 83 (1d100)
How many fans will be in attendance tonight?
She'll be in the mania main event, bro.
🍴
/spoiler/ undertaker returns and will face Kurt Angle at wrestlemania
About 1000 people and 50 tarps.
your newest competitors in the Andre Battle Royale are announced tonight
Cup Noodle chicken flavor
Weeb COPE
>vaping isn't as ba- PHWAAAAMMMPPP
what the fuck is her problem?
Im eating candy and beer
Like this post if you want Steph to stomp on your nutsack.
begone butt bandit
bregone buht banditr e
What do you think Steph's announcement is about, you brainlet?
How does one eat beer?
Who are more annoying: the puppets or the SNL shitheads?
score check
This show is going to be amazing, these next three hours are always my favorite of the week💔
based scorechad
both titles are gonna be on the line ya dumb weeb
dubs and kurt dies in the ring
About the fucking titles you fat weeb
pls don't die kurt🙁
PUT THE STRAP ON HIM VINCE, HE'S READY
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Here's an Angle "Slam" from Smack if you guys didn't watch that. Kurt is meant to have another match tonight. Do you think they'll actually go through with it?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Is this shaping up to be the worst Mania of all time?
I am not psyched about any match.
What is the big pay offs?
What feuds have been a year long simmer?
It's like a bunch of thrown together bullshit. Its a glorified raw.
And Becky is gay as fuck.
april foolery can miss me I know I thick,
I am that bitch,
pumping pure masc through my 12% navajo veins..
bitch
I am actually going to watch Raw for the first time in a long time, what should I expect?
I only watch WWE every week as a joke, it might be my medication
GIMME THE GREEN LIKE COS IM READY TO GO OH OH OHHH EE OH
fuck
seems like they have canceled his match with rey, it's not on the preview anymore
Outlook on Raw tonight?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Ruck fules
What would you rather? Be hyped and then get inevitably let down, or no hype and pleasantly surprised?
>RAM
Begone butt bandit
>what should I expect?
Go in with extremely low expectations and it will still be shitter than that
Nothing.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Ryder/Hawkins win the number one contendership for Mania
kurt....💔
Fuckin' hell, look at that cenobite.
Test
TIME TO PREP THE BULL
I KEEP PRESSING LIKE INSTEAD OF THE NUMBER I WANT TO REPLY TO REEEEEEE
If you aim at the king, you better make damn sure you kill his ass
IF THIS POST ENDS IN 1-9, THEN THE WOMEN'S ME MATCH WILL BE TO UNIFY THE BELT
IF THIS POST ENDS IN 0, ASUKA GETS ADDED
high IQ logic.
It's 7pm already, isn't Raw about to start right now?
This has to be a april fools.
>Starts with Steph💢
DING-DONG DIDDLY DING-DONG DIDDLY LAST RAM BEFORE MANIA JUGGALO SOILDER AND IM A WARRIOR
FUCK STEPH AND FUCK WOMEME
*click*
mommy
FUCK YOUUUUU STEPHANIE💢
BASED
He was trying to avoid slamming him onto AJ, that's why it looked so bad
REMINDER: Its a RAW show on April 1
Steph mom ass
BASED STEPH WORKIN DA MARKS😃
HA HA HA Steph
HERE WE DING-DONG DIDDLY GO LADS 6 DAYS AWAY
Yea ForumsMANIA
CHECK THE WM GAMETHREAD ON SUNDAY
Holy fucking cringe lads
based april fools joke
STEPHMOMMY
>April 1st
>Go home show
>RAW
Why would you watch this?
YUM
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Dammit Steph got me
Why aren't they chanting for Fatsooka?
so powerful..
UNF Mommy Steph
MOMMY💜
HAHAHAHAHA KYS WEEB
>download our app to see the herstoric announcement from the big balls bitch!
>lol just wanted our apps downloaded just turn into raw
LGTSS
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You could see steph's nipples
Woman's title being unified brand split confirmed for ending
Winner takes all, like I said
Press F for the SMack women's belt
literally crickets from the crowd with that announcement
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They know shes getting buried like last year
>Uh...it will be winner takes all...but uhh....it actually won't be...
DAVE BTFO😂
Is Renee leaving with Dean? Please say yes.
Um, we all knew the titles were all up for grabs
That's not an announcement
Who are the three greatest athletes she's talking about? Obviously Ronda is one but who are the others?
FUCK
THIS
COMPANY
Wtf is with all the emoticons, gifs, and bolded text?
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS READY?
The ONLY alpha left is Big Dimes Brock
GUAC LESNAR!
BOOOOOOOROCK LESNA
>womens
so does ww just force this on us or is it the fans asking for this shit
Would be great.
>mfw paul starts talking
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Welcome to 4channel.org
>Broken NEET
oof
If you guys let Kofi kingston win you are killing americ and the wwe title will get BLACKED
If Bryan wins wwe will be a leftist libtard vegan hippie tumblr company
But at least Bryan is white, so let's support Bryan and if you don't do it you are part of the problem
PICS NOW
Based Bex
Brock doesn't draw anymore.
>Becky gets dropped from the match because of that tag team match tonight
>Charles wins at WM and gets both belts
>the seething nation wide is so great the Atlantic and Pacific oceans boil off
>putting your match contenders on the same team
why do they keep doing this shit
Steph unironically just called Ronda Becky and Charlotte “three of the WWE’s greatest athletes “
I’m done boys.
Did he just say "deep throating the beast incarnate"?
how'd you find that picture of him?
He'a literally right.
Where's Kairi
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Based Bexola
Based
BEGONE BUTT BANDIT
Every fucking time they boo Paul, do his bit with him, and then boo him again I ding-dong diddly cringe
what animal is dis🐉
WHAT DID STEPH ANNOUNCE, I MISSED IT
you just know he's the funniest kid in his class and has at least 2 girlfriends, god i wish i was him
Yes he does
His match vs wittle Finn Gaylor was dimes.
BORK is DIMES.
No one else dimes and when he bodies big bants Daniel Cormier he will go down as the greatest of all time.
In everything
Her and Asuka are going to debut next week after Mania and win the tag titles
They just said the winner will take home both titles. Are you autistic user?😂
BROCK LESNAR WILL TAKE YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY JUST LIKE THOSE BULBASAURS DID TO KEVIN NASH IN '92
I didn't get any screencaps I'm watching on tv.
what did i miss Stephanie announce
She's gonna go down on Mandy rose in the ring at wrestlemania
Possible Women's Championship unification.
Asuka is in the Wal-Mart Battle Royale.
"Three of the WWE's okayest athletes"
11.99
i'd watch
based kike and aryan🏳️
How is Brock going to outwrestle Cormier when he couldn't outwrestle Cain
>putting Kairi with Asuka
nah m8, it's all about the Sky Pirates
That's what he said would happen...
Seth Rollins
>Seth Wollins
Seth Rollins
>Seth Wollins
bleh
>Vince plugging NASCAR
I meant Io and Kairi, sorry user.
I'm fallin asleep lads
Did he said rape seth rollins?
pls do lesnar
Bork has the size
Flabfags confirmed retards
Me too
>Heyman breaks kayfabe for the 12th time with "lol its fake this is a spoiler" and people cheer
>Based Rondetty makes a hilarious joke about sm*rks and people cry in rage
Please give me likes... I need to unlock spooky before midnight!⚾
>Brock Lesnar will violate Seth Rollins
>Kevin Nash has entered the chat
WILL VIOLATE HIS TIGHT HOLE
AND DESOCRATE HIS FACE WITH THE BEASTS SEED
>did he said
RATING DOWN
Plans do change it seems... Football for the riots!
>tfw less than 10 away from spooky
How am I supposed to believe Seff has a chance in kayfabe
CRINGE IT DOWN
BURGER TOOOWN
what's seth rollins burning down?
begone butt bandit
VIOLATE
Seff is so CRINGe
seth was a good heel thumbs up if u agree
wtf is this♨️
CRINGE IT DOWN!💢
He said that Becky can't win both titles, only Charlotte and Ronda can, but Becky can. So once again, DAVE BTFO😂
Brock wants that hot rough beastiality sex at Wrestlemania
Seth Rollins will be raped in the summer of '19
>mfw we're one week away from "Seth Rollins was raped by Brock Lesnar in the Spring of 2019"
Ya jelly?
YA BIG BULLY
i'm so bored of seth rollins
Just got home after a flight from DC to Houston, did I miss anything importat besides April Fool's day?
Im not watching Raw so i dont care
Gosh. Wrestling is so fucking gay. Whiny voiced mark pandering Rollins is going over Lesnar this sunday.
Reminder the A+Player Seth Rollins main evented Wrestlemania 31
TARP IT DOWN✔️
Seethe Bawllins
mania play button had the best ending
OG knickersniff G18 (government strain)
>most decorated athlete in combat sports history
LMAO
CRINGE IT UP🐧
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Heyman has been in the business for decades and is great on the mic
Rondetty is a literal who loser desperate to get over because she sucks
Is Seff white???Coin Flip: Heads
Please stop making wrestling say "bully". Please. For fuck sake.
Does Samoan Joseph have a match at Mania?
>beasite boi
>big boi
So does the lockerroom of men just have gays in it or?
Christian could literally be the WOAT
>Dick kick
>face
>the "face" is making low blows
Seff is such a geek jesus christ
>this same tired recycled "lame-ass part-timing bitch" promo
hottie
checked
liked
BLOW IT LOOOOOWWW
>Brock Lesner with a kick to the face!
Face to Foot style!
So Rollins losing confirmed.
Begone butt bandit
Were all gay bro
Rollins confirmed for not winning at WM.
what do u think of fart rape?
Just give me the likes
How could I be sick of a guy that never appears?
THE ONE KNEED ANGEL SEEKS TO GAIN RAPE, WILL THIS BE HIS FINAL FANTASOLA
So what we've learned here: Rollins can only win if he cheats
Great face material right there.
Top of the game for sure
Based
Somewhere out there, AJ is cringing involuntarily
yes. against gay mysterio
Man Broke is such a nice dude putting these talentless indishits over.
8-woman trash match
Damnit why?
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Jesus Renee is fucking cringe
RIGHT IN THE DIVERTICULITIS
>"you only have to do ten percent of the work I do for four times the pay, and that's not what the people want!"
based and redpilled
Seff is cringe incarnate
you first
Who /spooky/ here?
cross❌
Bork's matches against AJ, Bryan or Finn were better than Jasethy's matches on the same ppv
Doesn't rape require penetration?
Thanks for the quick rundown
>brock holding title until next mania confirmed😂
>whites sing about relationships
>hispanics sing about tacos and nachos
card♣️
Dave said it's winner take all but nothing happens if Becky wins
>Based lady balls proving the con artist wrong again
Was the crowd actually with Rollins and agreed they didn't want Bork there? Or did they mute the crowd again because they were all chanting for Brock to kill Sethetty?
pretty boring start🙁
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fuck off wolfcuck
THE DIMES, LADS
THE DIMES
bricks
Bryan is retaining at mania
Hes being advertised for April 16 Montreal show against Kevin Owens
me
spooky
YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF FOR THAT JERICHO MATCH TUBBY WORST MANIA MATCH EVER
Alright man you've got me over a barrel here but you'll get what you asked for.
for me it's switch rape
partyhat
If tails, Seth is defeating Lesnar
If heads, Brock is still retaining until Summerslam or next ManiaCoin Flip: Heads
>cheese?!
NEW
rip bork's benis
u da man seff
I hate the fans.
>Lunatic Cringe leaving the company
>Seth suddenly starts acting wacky
ding-dong diddly⚾
like❤️
>a coin flipped for this
Gimme da green likes Yea Forums
Man I wish they'd get Natalya off TV. No one cares about her, fucking crowd killer.
In her pants, which is where I wish I was too
>WHAT?
That low quality entrance theme
>*chair shatters*
gave ya a few
ahahahaahah
Rolled 2 (1d6)
cmon
🙁