What's your proudest bump?

>that slight drunk jog up
Jesus Christ that shouldn’t have made me laugh that hard

When I was a little jimmy I was running around with some friends and tripped
My body for some reason reacted on instinct and prepared for a roll, so I fell, rolled and came right back up on my feet like nothing happened
It has only happened like 3 times so far, one going up some stairs actually

Not technically a bump but I cartwheeled out of a takedown during a competition.

I still lost though

that is one tough cunt

based bump

Getting raped back in 92 after working a house show

Good sell, then the kip up got me to pop.

Kevin Dunn camerawork all over the spot on this one. Buckybeaver fucking it up, just cut to the hard cam, you piece of shit fuck you.

what a sick cunt

better diving headbutt than benoit ever did

don't really have a memorable bump, but one time I was shitfaced and me and my buddy started arguing who was the bigger man, so I got a blade and cut the shit out of my forehead.

Going in doesn't hurt at all. Dragging across does.

did he died?

HE'S HARDCORE HE'S HARDCORE HE'S HARDCORE

Coast to coast, baby!

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Frog splashed onto a drunk fraternity brother while he was sleeping. Jumped from his dresser, broke his bed. Perfect form.

I miss college

Took a series of bumps from my second floor to the couch when I was 10. Never got hurt once.

kek what a bitch

Bingo hall wrestler here
I fell off a 20 foot ladder and half missed the table so my head hit the padding on the floor

Did you die?

I split my head open really badly and had one hell of a concussion. I don't actually remember it happening but the footage is pretty fucked.
I was meant to win the match too but plans change :(

post vid you vanilla midget

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shawn...

i only took 1 bump in my life and it was 14 years ago freshman year in high school. overdosed on my grandmothers floor my first time trying any drug. most high schools id assume it was mostly weed but my high school living in philly it was triple cs and painkillers. friends would brag about getting high on oc80s. i was like shit let me see if my grandmother has any, well shit she has oxycodone surely its the same thing. i took 16 5/325 pills. 30-40 minutes later got the absolute most intense euphoria/nausea i ever felt in my life, just remember puking on myself and the couch then blacking out

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took a bump off my roof onto a snow pile

me and my brother found some shitty tables on the side of the road and one time me and him were pushing each other and i over sold his push and jumped onto one of the tables and broke it

When I was 12 I drove a full size 4 wheeler head on into steel cattle fence doors going probably 20mph with no brakes. Fucked myself up pretty good then.

My friend got fucked worse though. He took it off a huge jump and landed wrong and it rolled over on him and collapsed a lung.. That's probably shouldn't let 12 yearolds use 4-wheelers.

went down a massive hill at a local park and stacked it on my bmx, rolled a billion times and get whacked around by the bike. miracle I had absolute no injuries beyond some scratches/rashes.

Vince. This man needs a strap and also a push already.

yellow flame isn't that hot, as long as they pulled him out quickly and preferable got him under water he would have been fine.

He lands on his shoulder and a bit of his back

I fell down a flight of basement stairs once

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My friend used to do backflips from the playground as a kid. He did it and everybody was talking to him about how cool it was. I climbed up to the top and did a swanton onto the sand pit from like 9ft up, completely destroying my back. Nobody saw or noticed me in pain.

Forever the Jannetty.

fell off the roof of my neighbors house once cause i had to escape the kiddy fidling dad moving in on me
bribed me 2 gi joe carrier and a lot of lego sets to keep my mouth shut

Based WWE style camera work

Took an spear from a car that didnt get all of it.

Walked off with just a cut on my elbow and got paid pretty well for my bump.

that happened to me playing soccer. everyone around stopped for a second to stare in awe

I was still a little Jimmy in PE class and we were using a tall balance beam, somehow I lost my balance and swanton bomb'd myself off it to the side and fuck myself up, tucked my neck so no injuries

Took one for my uncle and got ran over my a pick truck. My uncle got off with sprained shoulder but thats it. The front left wheel went over my chest but i was mark for myself and no sold it. Took off running once the first wheel went over me. Man driving was pissed bc i made him and truck look like jobbers

I was biking down to the little Caesar’s to prep for a night of smackdown vs raw 2010 with a friend and I hit the curb going 20mph and front flipped right into the glass like the bike was Kurt Angle and I was Shane McMahon. Glass didn’t shatter and I no sold it the the employees.

THATS GOTTA BE KANE

God I love this board

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>>got shitfaced
>>set up and climbed a shitty wooden ladder
>>jumped
>>landed on my back but not far enough
>>head bounces off of bottom step
Surprised I didn’t bleed

dumb fucking chad, should have stayed at home watching RAM