WWMEME IS FINISHED

Hope Roman sues for defamation

2 MAIN EVENTS

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For the uninitiated, this is called a "shoot". A concept the media uses, which comes from wrestling...

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Based Oliver working Vince

😂

>"...it has two highly rated cable shows..."

They couldn't have hired a fact checker? Seething.

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Did he tie this into DRUMPF like 99% of his other repetitive material? I'd imagine it wouldn't be hard due to the Linda McMahon connection and Trump's past WWE association.

nah he just used a lot of Vince's best hits. Him saying my nigga, him seething when some guy asked if he felt responsible for wrestlers dying young, stripping a diva, bra and panny matches, etc

>FINISHED
Are you fucking stupid? It's literally free shilling.

DROOMPFT

I agree with you, it's a nice little package showing people that there is still something "edgy" yet completely safe and sanitized out there. If anything it could draw eyes. Plus considering the amount of shareholder overlap between all these companies everyone stands to make money.

>he actually used CM bitch complaining on his former friends podcast

woah

"If a guy wants to live a reckless lifestyle, having been there, I can tell you, we're ding-dong diddly find a way to do it"
BASED SELF-RESPONSIBILITY HBK
youtu.be/GFwPWO7hODc?t=505

I'm surprised he didn't bring up the time WWE worked with Jenny McCarthy to "fight" autism. For those who don't know, Jenny is an anti-vaxxer who believes autism can be cured;

ageofautism.com/2008/07/wwe-and-jenny-m.html
youtube.com/watch?v=XZuv0BZHL3o
youtube.com/watch?v=1wORptwtDmU

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That was pretty shit honestly. No Trump reference even.

Free shilling, but he mentioned the women's stuff. Don't act like he ain't gonna shit for it. Even if it's retarded kek. But the cool, edgy, dangerous stuff will catch eyes lol.

Oliver should do a "part two" to cover that and all the other stuff he missed, such as the Komen crap. Some of his top stories in the past have had follow up segments.

>WWE has a monopoly
and this is why BASED AEW is good for the business

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The entire video was a work to get fans to shoot at mania because oliver is a fucking mark and he wanted to get a chant started. Based gimmick

>delusional indie fags thinking this doesn't bring more attention to WWE than trying to destroy it

WORKED

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>Winner gets 2 (two) hot dogs
>Loser goes hungry

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Pretty much. Now all the normies know when Wrestlemania is and will likely subscribe for $9.99 give me money now

>EDRONE literally BOILING hotdogs to vent his his bumpain over Big Chad Cody & THE ELITE THE THE ELITE

Boiled dogs are the best dogs ya simp

>the 7 john oliver fans that watch WWE are now gone forever

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7 more AWEtists lmao!

Pretty good. It's pretty dumb how WWE treats it's talent, but that's never gonna change. It's how the system us built.

>having to rely on a bret interview from 98
i guess it's good that the independent contractor stuff is out there at least

lmao AEWho? wasn't brought up once

underrated post

>only cody and his butt buddies get healthcare

It's equally bad.

Considering how few WWE fans are left that's a pretty big hit to Vinny.

Anybody who watched this still defends WWE, then you're a brain dead fucking idiot

and wrestlemania is next week

I actually don't care whether or not they get proper healthcare, because the marks are in the ring now and its what they grew up wanting to do. If they're smart they would enter another line of work but too bad they're rednecks and wrestling is their only trade

They aren't being forced to wrestle. They can go home whenever they want.

People signing for wwe and wwe fans have been brainwashed for so many decades by Vince that they think this is correct treatment.

They will defend Vince with every fiber of their being. It's the weirdest kind of Stockholm syndrome at display.

>This was all because Vince is friends with Trump
Like lol fuck wwe but you know this is why he did it

>They can go home whenever they want
lol no WWE will freeze the fuck out of that contract if they do and bury them on TV if they have any plans to in future. Have you paid any attention the last few years?

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>highly rated TV shows

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thread police, kys

Somebody fucked up, Bret's basically done an interview just like that every week SINCE 98 but somehow they picked one pre-Owen and made themselves look stupid.

>this is American Humor

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>Current Year Dipshit could have saved an hour and just said this shit has been run by carny motherfuckers forever.

The crowd reaction to MUH NIGGA was interesting, Oliver presumably has a very hard left audience that did this deep gasp when Vince said it but couldn't help themselves from laughing when Book came into the shot. It was set up as some "CONTEXT IS IRRELEVANT"-style leftbait but ultimately all playing it proved was that it was a legitimately funny gag, even to the toughest crowd imaginable.

kek i don't remember this👌

The crowd is literally being directed on how to react. You can tell because they're laughing at this unfunny mother fucker.

watching it now. i'm all for taking the piss out of wwe but john oliver just isn't funny

I'm not debating that, I just thought the laughter to Booker appearing sounded more strained and honest, like it just got 'em. If all they wanted to do was push the narrative it was 'offensive' two sharp gasps would've sufficed. I'm probably overthinking this, I know, it's just a feeling.

The idea that all publicity is good works ONLY for small business or when you are trying to achieve something. Bad mainstream publicity for an already big group like wwe , precisely on those oh so much important subject is not good like at all. They are a company that sell themselves as PC LGBTQ and defenders or women rights as of now, the fact that they are getting this kind of publicity around their biggest event is absolutely a killer for them, it's the worst timing possible. Thinking that this is good publicity is like thinking The Chris Benoit thing was good mainstream publicity, you got to be a retard to think that

>absoultely a killer

Oh you marks never learn. Remember when people like you also said the Saudi deal would garner major backlash?? Turns out nobody gives a shit except for the couple hundred obsessed empty vessels making the most noise wishing for their downfall every single day.

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Because no one cares about our mandrama, even us, we talk about sucking logs of shit and rape cases from over two decades ago instead.

>wrestler walks out
>WTF FUCKING PAY HIM, YOU CAN'T FREEZE HIS CONTRACT NOOOOOO!

Well dear brainless faggot,
When you go around and brag about being PC LGBTQ+ and being this great humanist group , and bitch for years for mainstream attention and the only one you get is just the mass media shitting on you for being shit, then you failed. And in addition my dear moron, put the "killer" in context and you will realise I was talking about their project of being muuh mainstream and not them failing as a company or anything.
Yours truly, in the hope that one day, you get your brain to actually work.

Does Tony Kahn have any connections to HBO?

He wanked off the major shareholder's dogs.

Based WWE working their autistic fans.

Which is only possible because of the independent contractor thing they have in place, which is shitty, which is the point of this entire hubbub.

>bra and panties matches are bad
What an absolute faggot

Who needs self-responsibility when a fake socialist can sell free market subscriptions through #woke activism.

Finna

>muh

Sorry I can't take you seriously anymore

>>WWE has a monopoly
Wrestling cannot qualify as a monopoly because wrestling is not an essential service. You can live without being a wrestler.

This. People are going to go
>hmm wrestling? I haven't thought about that in a long time... oh shit, Wrestlemania is coming up? I used to love that shit. Fuck it, let me check it out and see what's going on.

fuck off sexist and homophobic pig

>six figures to work 1 hour a day 3 days per week
a bloo bloo bloo

Some of them don't even work that much. Fucking entitled millenials. The burnt out Gen Xers like Oliver need to stop coddling them.

>WWMEME IS FINISHED
Just like drumpf, right?

based current year man

He did a hit on WWmeme last year for the Saudi thing, no one cared a week later

>"It's Current Year" is a 4 year old meme

Nothing he said hasn't been talked about numerous times already. This will effect absolutely nothing for 2 reasons
-the majority of his viewership are libs that would rather be caught at a Trump rally then do anything that makes it look like they are fans of something like wrestling
-plenty of wrestling fans already knew this shit, so a rallying cry from some brit isn't gonna finally be the push for them to do something

This would make less an impact than the Mueller Report

Imagine being this much of a fag.

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23 minutes? I don't think so, I don't care if he eats a baby or rapes Kevin Nash, if he can make his point in 3 minutes, I don't wanna listen.

Foolish but typical of leftists to try hijacking a medium to push their political point of view.

so this is gonna be one of those things where fans will act like they really care about this for the next few days and then forget about it and move on, isnt it

Yes, buy the ticket and show up in the crowd to chant, that will show Vince.

>being this retarded
A monopoly has nothing to do with whether a service is essential. You can have a monopoly in basically every industry, including wrestling.

It was a lot more tame than I thought it would be, reeks of a mark finding out their first bad thing about WWE and wanting to tell everyone about it. There's a lot worse they could of touched on if they really wanted to vilify the company, since they have touched on them twice now maybe it will be a reoccurring thing.

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Why would the segment be done just to destroy WWE? That's obviously not the take you should get here. He didn't talk shit about the idea of mandrama (in fact praised it), he didn't talk shit about wrestlers dumb acting or silly costumes, he never said WWE should cease or whatever, just that the performers get the help they deserve and a contract that isn't clearly illegal.

DOERNELD BLOUMPFH

I started a small "we want healthcare" chant at a Raw when Rusev and Lana were still doing the evil foreign gimmick hard. Didn't grow past a few rows but it was enough

based

calling WWE a monopoly when there are 3 other wrestling promotion in NA owned by billion dollar corporations...

Fucking communist with their socialism and shit trying to give everybody free healthcare and shit

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was never mentioned. You are accusing him exactly of what you are doing yourself.

When the competition is tiny in comparison, you are still talking about a monopoly. Especially when wrestlers are exclusively signed to WWE which makes it impossible for other companies to grow the brand by having big name wrestlers perform at their events.

>communist
Yes, every single developed nation on earth has some form of universal healthcare, except you retards. Guess we are all communists.

Or thinking that sinking money into an industry where people fall down for a living is something these companies can't live without.

MLW, ROH and IMPACT are straight up dead at the hint of a union. WWE would have to slash not only dates but jobs as well.

So if you want fewer opportunities, fewer wrestlers and less wrestling then a union is great. They don't.

Its more wealth redistribution. Find the rich man and rob him

Health Care and shit isn't as easy as it sounds. It could be unexpectedly expensive and open to be gamed via lawsuits.
When AEW started, Cody bragged about having health care at the start and it was never mentioned again. That's probably why they have all the woke shit, so they can cover their ass.
Vince hires a bunch of guys to nothing jobs in the company to do basically nothing. He does a lot but the whole situation is a mess and bringing a bunch of legal boundaries would be a mess. He constantly gets sued by ex wrestlers who make frivolous lawsuits for millions of dollars.
E contracts are fucked, but they're fucked for a reason and their lawyers know what they're doing.

i love this guy,hes anti drumpf like me

>would have to slash not only dates but jobs as well.
why? Because McMahon has to do away with 1% of his millions of dollars of profit to pay for it? I can't even fathom how Americans are so fucking ignorant on ideas that are so common in other countries, FOR DECADES even. Unions, universal healthcare, a background check on guns, fucking common sense.

These people will never take less than the maximum amount of money possible. They're like game publishers with microtransactions up the ass on a full priced game.

Western society gonna collapse in 20 years give or take. Hope you've been working out

>When the competition is tiny in comparison, you are still talking about a monopoly.
is Disney a monopoly? They made Pixar tiny in comparison.

>Especially when wrestlers are exclusively signed to WWE which makes it impossible for other companies to grow the brand by having big name wrestlers perform at their events.
I must've missed NJPW letting Okada appear on MLW and AEW letting Omega appearing on Impact.

>Yes, every single developed nation on earth has some form of universal healthcare, except you retards. Guess we are all communists.
Obviously your country didn't cover your treatment for retardation and being mad online about a company that produce a fake fighting show

Why should these people be his responsibility at all?

Most of these folks spend a decade or better bumping themselves into sawdust in bingo halls and high school gyms, taking ridiculous and retarded moves and putting theit lives at risk.

They go home, pop pills and get drunk. Laugh about it with the marks and then get in a court room and blame Vince for it.

Fuck all the way outta here.

If anything WWE does more for wrestlers than anywhere else. They pay for rehab, even for guys who have never worked for them, pay them downside guarantees despite their output, have all kinds of health and wellness protocols in place...

But its never enough. Fuck these socialist scumbags.

He said some good and truthful stuff, not too big into his type of comedy but that was an alright watch.

>WWMeme stock price is down almost 2% in just an hour and a half of trading this morning

Based Oliver burying the carnies!

>doesnt mention benoit
what a ding-dong diddly simp

e-drone and politicuck, name a more dangerous combination

kek

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This proves why normies that watch shit like John Oliver are absolute cancer.

Stop watching John Oliver and WWE.

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>MLW, ROH and IMPACT are straight up dead at the hint of a union.
100% correct, the cost for running shows would double if not triple. WWE would be alright, they can afford it but I doubt other promotions could.

>So if you want fewer opportunities, fewer wrestlers and less wrestling then a union is great.
Again 100% true, if you want WWE to become a true monopoly have wrestlers unionize and have WWE offer healthcare and a retirement plan/benefits to their wrestlers, WWE would be more attractive than ever for wrestlers to work for.

Oh shit. When was this?

Every night for the past two years.

>every single developed nation on earth has some form of universal healthcare
You're also being flooded by Muslims and losing your identity. Coincidence?

you're getting flooded by Mexicans and paying for Israel's universal healthcare, cuck

>Most of these folks spend a decade or better bumping themselves into sawdust in bingo halls and high school gyms, taking ridiculous and retarded moves and putting theit lives at risk.
True, why would WWE provide someone who spent 10+ years outside of WWE with health insurance and pay ridiculous premium when they can just pay for the treatment, surgery and rehab themselves?

>pay them downside guarantees despite their output
for all the bitching and whining about their bookings on Twitter, 8 out 10 wrestlers in WWE, would not quit WWE unless they are released.

if autism can be cured explain Yea Forums

John is like humor for really dumb people masked as high brow political humor

Yea Forums is a work

So who are they going to get to play fake John Oliver tonight?

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I miiiiiiiiiiiight watch raw just to see how vince reveals his seeth

Yeah but we don't have Mexican-only zones that the police can't go into like Paris or London do.

youtu.be/MfHJjS_o0Co
Maybe they will bring based Zeb back.

Clearly you haven't been to a barrio.

Friendly reminder that he jobbed to Trump

Do barrios have Mexican courts and operate under Mexican laws?

Jews I think are the only Race in the US that can have their court procedings taken care of in their home country. Jews also have their own medical staff in some big cities, local ambulances and even police/fire don't bother jewish communities.

Other than Cody those are some of the most unappealing subhumans I’ve ever seen on a poster trying to promote something

There’s a difference between requesting your contract and walking out or being a no show you fucking simp. The former happens 98% of the time

He should have gone more into detail over the Owen Hart death and or Chris Benoit

Yes

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>23 minutes
imagine forcing your audience listen to you while you talk about pro wrestling for 23 minutes👌

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Love to hear the political takes of a bunch of retards on a wrestling discussion board who shout “ding-dong diddly” at each other

this nigger actually typed out ding-dong diddly

>the state of CM Phil

This probably lost 40% of his audience in translation

>Oliver citing Ventura for something

Does he even know who Jessie Ventura is?

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>Call the guy who just came back from fighting cancer a pedophile

What a fucking pinhead

everybody knew Jessie Ventura The Pet Detective

Regarding Benoit, why didn't Oliver interview Sullivan.

Owen, well, karma is a bitch.

He kinda fucked himself calling a guy who legit just came back from more cancer therapy a pedophile.

I'm not entertained by the big dog and will boo him if I ever feel like wasting money on wwe tix again, but his liberal echo chamber won't be as loud because of it

He didn't call Roman a pedophile. He said "His perpetually wet hair made him look like a pedophile"

The R2D2 joke got me.

Agreed, but it's enough for the average mouth breather to misinterpret and get outraged over

>he didn't call him a pedophile
>he just said he looks like a pedophile

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>His perpetually wet hair made him look like a pedophile
I don't get that joke desu

based knows whats up user

so the jews are finally trying to bring down vince

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>Michael Jackson is a pedo
>Nakamura (who dressed like MJ) looked like a pedo
notice the difference?

British joke for something similar to the phrase "sweating like a whore at church"

Vince is more powerful than the six gorillion

Well thats Vinces offensive here.
HBO making fun of a cancer survivor.
>based worked cancer

No fucking way Wrestlemania brand is more valuable than the UEFA Champions League.

They definitely fucked up by inserting the Roman looked like a pedo joke because that's what most wrestling fans would be fixated on instead of the issue pointed out by the show

Jhon Oliver's fault he pissed away a good point with a "joke"

>Ciampa's gonna have to tour the Wrestlecon circuit just to pay for ongoing health care
>WWE writers, meanwhile, get full health care

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Was the point of this to put Vince over as a heel?

A pathetic attempt at shoving politics into the business. A bunch of economically illiterate leftists making job killing demands on an employer

how did HBO get to use WWE or WWF footage without permission from the WWE?
would WWE permit the usage of these footage knowing what the show said about their KSA shows and what they about to bring up last night?
>Makes you think....

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Nothing is going to happen to WWE, they'll be fine :^)

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The problem is it's anecdotal to see WWE sent Sunny to rehab 4 times, or X-Pac 3.
Oliver made a great point, it's something I've personally hated about the WWE for years. Give wrestlers health care and stop with the smoke and mirrors routine.

Has Nia commented on Oliver jokingly calling Roman a pedo? Cause that cunt will jump on Meltzer's throat if he even sneezes. I'd guess the brass told the wrestlers to stay silent on this one

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>Inviting him so he could look like an hypocrite when we ambush him with our cameras will somehow help us refute his points.
That is classic carny Vince. He simply has no self-awereness, does he?

>shit my britches
Wow. Phil is getting really old.

They should get their own health care

Since when does Billy Jack Haynes write for John Oliver?

wwe is salty as fuck rn, the piece is getting lots of mainstream coverage

It’s a work

...

No, it's not insolent.

>rn
Kill yourself twitter tranny

>talks over the audience reactions

WWE should offer all of their employees health care

He only said that twice.

...

Look at all this coverage wwe is getting jist before mania. They sure are finished.

They could bring back Right To Censor if Stevie Richards is still alive.

He may promise a guy he push if he shoots on him.

Based Cells at Work poster, you just know Johnny Boy's really on Vince's payroll. This will be worked into a storyline at WrestleMania. John Oliver vs Stephen Amell of AEDubs.

it is no longer current year he has no power

why shouldn't guys be allowed to work with other promotions if they're independent contractors especially the guys want to work but don't get used

As if you fuckers didn't tear up at that old Roddy interview? The fucking current state of Yea Forumsergers who are Dub Drones for Vince.

Because they signed a contract, moron.

>Pay 50 bucks for a shitty 3 hour show just to chant some shit John Oliver told you to do
Lol okay smarks

based trips of truth right here. E DRONES are all mentally ill

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>1992
Kek

that's not how independent contractors work

Seeing Roddy just walking all gimped and being realistic with his lifespan was a harsh reality to see

If it's in the contract it sure does.

Bathrooms. Mmmmmmm, you don't want to pass them

aside from some minor fact fuckups this was a pretty good video and what was great about it is that he didn't fuck wrestling as a whole but actually said how great entertainment it is and he was pretty on point with his criticism

the thing where he might be more than just a little bit wrong is unfortunately a central point of his argument, which is the power of the audience at the present moment

The answer will be getting WWE to carry one on their health insurance in perpetuity being written into their first big time contract.

Miles and money, and the health insurance.

>Health Care and shit isn't as easy as it sounds. It could be unexpectedly expensive and open to be gamed via lawsuits.

WCW had a really generous system of guaranteed money and time off and the wrestlers fucking raped that company for all it was worth.

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And that's why we can't have nice things. Glad you see it the same way we do.

MILKERS

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Poor Kevin Nash

>>Health Care and shit isn't as easy as it sounds.
Don't know. I just pay my insurance and whenever something is wrong with me I just go to a doctor. Seems easy enough.
oh wait
I am not in USA. Ah... yes. The greatest country in the world.

Their healthcare is fucking garbage. Look at what they did to that faggot CM Punk.
If you're unironically looking to make a living off of wrestling you're a fucking moron.

WCW was owned by Time fucking Warner yous stupid ass. They could afford that shit.

is this real?