2019 womens wrestling
Honest opinion
2019 womens wrestling
Kiera Hogan is the only one I'd pork
No talent whatsoever
State of women's wrestling when all I'm invested in is Jazz and NWA
I mean I'd probably have sex with most of them, but I have low standards too.
I literally don't know who any of them are
there is a single woman from impact here and its the worst one of the roster lmao
Every non Japanese woman wrestler is awful
they've lost a lot of steam since 2017 but men's wrestling.
The Rosemary/Sexy Star fiasco was a big deal, Rose was poised to be TNA's next big thing and could have been a better leader to the indie female scene than Tessa Blanchard
NXT has been in netural since Askua left, WWE as a whole has so much dead weight
Shimmer's business model still sucks, just like the Japanese wrestlers they should be on Youtube, Nico Nico and Twitch not relaseing dvd's 3 months after events.
Far right with the red shirt, is that even a woman?
Blue pants still on the outlaws?
Ah, what a shame...not a looker in the bunch.
Isn't Kimber Lee dead?
If not then she's stealing Rosemary's gimmick. Why would they put them next to each other in the pic?
Cringe and most of them aren't even hot.
I think that's Thunderkitty. AKA the chick who was a jobber on Smackdown and had a terrible match with I think Carmella while JBL just ripped on her looks the whole time. It was pretty based, desu.
I recognize Martina and Kris and nobody else (they both suck by the way). Thankfully I don't watch inferior bullshit such as all women's trash from the current year. The only good women's wrestler in the world is Mayu Iwatani.
I want Keira Hogan, Martina and Zoe Lucas to help me drain the seed from my balls with a variety of their orifices.
Solo Darling or Penelope
I thought Kris Wolf retired
Also Indi Hartwell is based
Yikes
>I thought Kris Wolf retired
This was her last SHIMMER show.
>Martina and Kris and nobody else (they both suck by the way)
GAYWOLF IS A GODDAMN TREASURE!
You accidentally typed "Yikes" instead of "BASED" user
Women shouldn't be wrestlers.
talk about hitting the wall
Why arent there any joshis in that pic? No one cares about wh*te women
Shimmer 07 to 10 was prime, this is sad.
I know what I typed. Should've been double yikes though, one for being a waifufag and another for slobbering over that weird looking alien loli.
Hiroyo Matsumoto
Nows my chance
what's with women and having shitty or no gimmicks whatsoever? Look at the men and how almost all have a gimmick and for the most part a unique look (minus a few shitters). All of these women look the same.
They all have gimmicks, you just see a still photo.
If you put all the great wrestelrs you love side by side you¨d discover that they all look the same.
>slobbering over that weird looking alien loli.
Insulting my wrestling waifu is against the rules I'm pretty sure
>Look at the men and how almost all have a gimmick and for the most part a unique look (minus a few shitters).
lol wut? Half of them have long hair and a goatee because WWE fucking sucks and most of their roster looks like a randomized CAW.
When I watched Shimmer regularly a decade ago, their wrestlers actually had a lot more character than the WWE roster. MsChif, LuFisto, Mercedes, minnosota home wrecking crew, etc while we were getting roided up speedo jocks from OVW like Luther Reigns, Jindrak, etc
>lufisto
Her first retirement made her thicc
and bless her for it. Shame about this retirement having to be final though.
I recognize Wolfie, Thunder Rosa, Holidead, Adam Cole's gf, Moth, Leva, the two nips, Rosemary, Kimber, Shitzy, Hogan and Veda. Out of them I've only seen 7 of them wrestle. Hiroyo is good and Wolfie is fun.
DASH in a sea of literal whos
Shimmer used to have some girls that were fapworthy.
member Portia Perez? all of my semen bros
I don't give a shit about women's wrestling unless I find the women in the ring attractive.
Then I only care a little bit.
I care a lot when Scarlett Bordeaux is in the ring.
It's a shame she never got WWE money. She'd be fantastic at helping people at the PC find their character
bunch of trannies
I can fap to my Shimmer dvd from years ago, but not this shit
>No Jetta tits
>No Lacy midsection
>No Cat Power body suits
>No Rayna Von Tosh pin up teasing
>No LuFisto pawg spots
>No Canadian Ninjas shenanigans
>No new cosplay from Blue Pants, just staying as Blue Pants
>No more Death Ray
Fuck modern shimmer and their inability to release shows in a timely manner. Shows from 2016 and onward that weren't Mania weekend STILL haven't been released
Melissa looks horrible. I used to jerk it to her and her awful promos
Nice to see Kimber Lee gave up fighting her gut and went with one piece gear
Once she got a boyfriend she doesn’t wear good stuff
>skinny
>no tits
>man voice
She was a decent wrestler and good announcer though
I always thought she was a lesbo
>tfw I thought about Kimber James when I saw this post
end my life
She plays the bi card, is a friend of some milf porn star too. Don't think its ava addams but one of the well known milf models like her
I see Kiera, Rosemary & Alisha
Considering who he's married to I would want to end my life too
For me, it's Kimber Lee
She’s bi I think, she was always doing lgbt awareness things and then she met some dude and changed her gear and look completely
Poor Melissa still pro wrestling in bingo halls. All her contemporaries have moved on with their lives retired and got real jobs or got called up to the WWE and made big money. but here she still is, she most like them hotdogs and handshakes
Kendra Lust?
Yeah, she was piss awful. Even worse, was an average worker like Delilah Doom had a match like a week before and it was actually decent.
I liked when Portia Perez would talk about Thunderkitty being a time traveler
Fuck: Penelope Ford, Kiera Hogan, Session Moth Martina, Britt Baker, Cheerleader Melissa, Mercedes Martinez
Marry: Veda Scott
Kill: Literally everyone else
I miss when Sienna posting was a thing
I need to edit this slightly to include fucking Allie Kat and marrying the Sea Stars.
>Penelope Ford
who?
>Kiera Hogan
who?
>Session Moth Martina
who?
>Britt Baker
who?
>Cheerleader Melissa
who?
>Mercedes Martinez
who?
>Veda Scott
who?
>Literally everyone else
who?
Imagine the ding-dong diddly smell
PROUD TO BE IGNORANT!
imagine taking the time to type that out to look cool on an indonesian anime fishing board
I love my girls Hiroyo and DASH.
>Kiera Hogan
the only black girl I would keep in my house
Kris Wolf is cringe
I miss the chick she used to team with that was a skinnier, hotter version of her.
Have zero idea who the shimmer champ is, it used to be something.
>tfw Daizee Haze sucked my cock at a bar in 2007 after I bought her some drinks and did a few lines with her after an indy show where she managed Delirious
Wrestling just isn't the same anymore
damn that takes me back, she was so thin.
>not fucking prime portia
>Daizee sucked some /aspie's dick for a couple lines
>Delirious started fucking Mandy Leon while Daizee was pregnant with his lizard child
BAHsed Delirious won that round.
Wait she used to post here?
Madison Eagles and fat Nicole Matthews held the belt. It never meant anything.
I can name like 10 of them.
I wish Kiera's head was see-thru so I could see Penelope's titties
forgot about this skeleton
Melissa and Mercedes are still there as team cougar.
Saw Veda Scott at the hotel during WM weekend one year and she was legit beautiful in person.
What's Portia Perez doing nowadays?
I would risk it all for Veda, but she's with Speedball Bailey. Fortunately he can't enter the US, so she's single in America.
>Veda Scott
I actually met her at a Cracker Barrel along with a few other women, I don't remember who, from Shimmer last year. They were in town for a show and the next day after the show they just walked in to the CB for breakfast. I was shocked. Veda was very nice and drop dead gorgeous in person without all the heavy make up.
At least one of them has a scat fetish. My bet is on shotski blackheart
Didn't this fat pig complain about not being used in nxt?
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Literally surrounded by flippy cartoon characters with anime hair from around the world and you put your belts on two grannies and Kurt Angle's other kid.
Didn’t have time to complain between being an alcoholic bitch and trying to drag Ruby down with her.
I'll second this and your choice.
Trailer Made? I jerked it to that slut