Raw

Raw
Universal Champ - Brock wins to piss off crowd
Raw Women's Champ - Becky wins to get crowd happy
Batista beats HHH with outside (surprise return) help (Shawn Michaels)
Finn beats Lashley via Demon
Drew burns down the Roman Empire
The Revival gets buried by Ryder/Hawkins
Angle beats Corbin in near record time and walks until a wild Cena appears as the final boss

SDL
Kofi wins in screwy fashion, but gets belt
League of Two Nations pins The Bar to win SDLTT setting Uso match later
Miz destroys Shane with help from father and Maryse
Orton v Styles ends in blood with no clear winner

205
Murphy retains because reasons

Multi Brand
Women Tag Champs - Banks / Bayley after teasing Natty/Beth winning
Men's Battle Royal won by EC3 but no one will care
Women's Battle Royal won by Ember Moon going rouge and turning heel

Surprises
Undertaker appears and is then challenged by Wyatt who wins and takes the Undertaker's soul
Elias guitar duet with The Rock only to be challenged to a match and buried by a Rock Bottom

Show closes with Becky with belt with Banks/Bayley with WTT as Charlotte is hesitant to join still being upset losing to Becky (again). Ronda looks back and out comes back up (UFC running buddies? NXT people because reasons?) forming a new stable that lays waste to Becky/Bayley/Banks until Charlotte finally gets involved only to get her's too. Ronda stands above all four...fade to black!

>saved you from 8 hours of this
>at least 75% of this is correct
>you can not dispute this
>your welcome

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It amazes me that people still make these posts as if they've seen the actual show, rather than results. It's the most obvious way of catching you fags out.

please feel free to counter my point then

>saved you from 8 hours of this

Even if this was true (which it isn’t), you just made me want to watch even more because it sounds based.

I exaggerated bro...sorry. Two hour pre show and five and half hour main show. Already confirmed via multiple sites. Use your Google

Hawkins and Ryder are tag team again? If thats real I hope they bury those vanilla midgets

>op here
shit i forgot the mex and and angry chicken nugget match for the US title.

>Joe retains because reasons

How? Neither of us have seen the show, and only one of us is acting like he has a time machine.

been teaming for weeks now and as you can see, neither are listed in any match nor are the revival. this will be a pre show match anyway

>what is I think is going to happen the post?
Bro seriously? It's just my fantasy booking being a week out from it. Love it or seethe it

No I mean you didn’t save me from anything cause your “results” sound based

+1
It must be early since I;m not getting lanced for this booking. thanks

Still better than outlaw wrestling

What a moron you are user.

Still 90x more than Who Japan lmao

three posts in still can't even counter a point
guess you really can't dispute this
>you can not dispute this!

Women ending the show ruins it for me, I literally cannot get invested knowing that it is the main event, imagine that after the final game of the world cup you had a female soccer game to end the broadcast and close the tournament, it would kill all the buzz of the world cup final

I agree, but name a match that has more hype than this on the current card? At least this kinda ends the Women's Revolution thing now.
>top match
>top stars
>closing match on largest stage

Nothing left to do since it's all been done now. But on the other hand, they aren't even sure if their doing an all Woman's PPV again despite already announcing going back to do another all male Crown Jewel event.

Incel. I'll be proud as the whole locker room comes out to applaud the women who rightfully main event the greatest wrestling show of the year. Tears will be shed that night.

>counter fantasy booking
See

>as the whole locker room comes out to applaud the women
I can actually see this happening irl and I cringed hard

>seething so mad I took Wrestlemania from him

I'm sorry bro. It was just a fantasy booking that turned out to be real.

kinda like when they announced Evolution last year with all the women standing around hugging and shit meanwhile they when in feuds

>muh logic booking

Nah. Here's some GOAT fantasy booking

>Main event
Brock squashes Rollins, Roman spears Brock. Match is restarted, Rollins wins. Roman spears Rollins, holds up UT, turns heel..
>piss break/buffer
Curt Hawkins wins the ARMBAR in 6 minutes by being KO'd in the ring while Braun and Beeg eliminate each other, breaking his streak
>womens main event
Becky taps out Ronnie, Charlotte suffers a career ending and potentially life threatening injury that requires attention at a local medical facility
>Undercard
Demon Balor squashes Lashley, Lashley leaves WWE the next night to go to TNA

Miz beats Shane

Bryan taps out Kofi clean in the middle of the ring, New Day turn heel on Bryan and Rowan, Luke Harper makes the save and no one in attendance remembers who he is

Batista outdraws HHH and thus wins the match, rubber match set for Saudi Arabia show

Asuka wins the female ARMBAR

Joey Samoey taps out Mysterio

AJ beats Orton by countering the RKO in to the calf killer

Drew McIntyre hits Roman with a Claymore as the opening move and beats him in 10 seconds in the opening match

Every other match is either cancelled or happens on the Raw after Mania.

Universal Champ: Braun beats up both.
Raw Women's Champ: Nia beats up everyone
Batitsa and HHH both get killed by Braun
Braun beats up Lashley and tames the Demon, becoming his personal guard.
Braun beats up Drew, tames the BIG DOG (tm) and his personal guard.
Braun eats the Revival and Losers with his new Demon/Dog
Angle beats Corbin, who is then fed to Braun, then John Cena appears, and is immediately eaten by Demon/Dog. Angle salutes Braun and is fired out of a circus cannon.
Braun and Nia make love in the ring and Nia immediately gives birth to their son, Andre.

based and monsterpilled

>hype
It has none. They have killed any with 2 months of convoluted and contrived shit. I mean just this past week they were still doing it
>beat the clock challenge for no logical reason
>Charles is randomly given the SD title to justify her being in the match

Hey do you remember the wrestlemania where two baby faces won via cheating?