I need to pay my bills to watch WM35 but I'm a NEET up until that following Wednesday when I become a wagesimp again in my new job.
Ya'll got any ideas as to how I can raise enough money to watch the showcase of the immortals on the award-winning WWE Network?
steal it from the Rothschilds estate in Geneva
How old are ya, slugger
Do what nash did in 92 but charge a fee
If you post a picture of yourself completely naked with a time stamp and a shoe on your head I’ll put $100 into a paypal account for you.
come watch it at my place
alright. can i hide my face because im ugly? I'll do it for $50 only if that's fair?
Sell some of your wrestling merch.
I'll PayPal you £100 if you record a YouTube video detailing Kevin Nash's sultry Summer of 92. I'm serious.
Sell a $100 Amazon gift card on eBay. Then don't send anything and when they raise a complaint via Paypal, which'll take ten days, refund them with your new wages.
Do it op
buy a bunch of cheep 2$ scratchers
pawn something
tbqh im actually considering taking my nude pic with the shoe and a timestamp because that's less embarrassing than a video. anyone down?? I really dont wanna show my face but ill consider my body shot?
Good Lord Jesus Christ boy you need help now, soon you gonna be S-U-C-K-I-N-G dat lashley bratwurst for WWE
suck some dicks
kek what a bitch
not him but i will give you the $100 and you can hide your face. also, write 1992 on your belly
Richfag here, prove you found a new job and i'll paypal you $500 so you can get snacks and not live like an embarassment.
I do not want any of your personal information. Just proof you have found work.
If you pay me 1k I'll snap you a pic of my dick
Gross
You have 10 minutes from this post btw.
I don't think I can take the nude shit. Sorry bros in too much of a pussy, especially after what happened with carter and Yelissa. I don't wanna be a meme here
I can't say who or give you emails because I don't want to be doxxed. It's basically temp merchandising work they're paying every Friday before I find my next recruitment gig in the city
I don't wanna suck dicks. Other than Craigslist what other sites or services can I offer?
Help me echads I gotta ding-dong diddly watch the grandest stage of them all
go to a casino, a buddy of mine won like $800 last week
Dude take out a ding-dong diddly loan
Show me your Amiibo collection. If I want some of them, You can put them up on e-bay and I'll buy them, because I'm nice like that.
>for a discounted price of course goyim
The network is 9.99 numb nuts
>I don't wanna be a meme here
why not? you will be immortalized forever. I will up my offer to $500 if you post a nude pic with a show on your head and 1992 on your belly. if you are really against posting nude I will do $35 for the same but you can wear underwear/pants
i'll spot you the money if you agree to pay me back double and fuck your boipussy
Go sell your plasma ya simp
Go outside the home depot in the morning and look for someone to hire you. Hope you're white so you can get picked up easier.
if you have wrestling figures ill buy them
Sell something (your mouth) on craigslist
I have network accounts you could use.
But instead of using them to watch old footage of when wrestling was actually good, you'd use it to watch the current trash.
So i'll help you by not helping you.
Don't watch Wrestlemania 35.
please send me a network account to this burner account: [email protected]
i wiill love you forever user and i wont fuck with the password or anything
The WWE Network is free you retarded faggot
Youtube preshow.
Cozytube the next 48 hours.
Is this a troll? As long as you have internet you can watch wrestlemania for free if you know were to look.
Based ChristPoster
Some people are law abiding citizens
Get a job you worthless piece of shit
I dont even pay my bills anymore and will probably eventually quit paying rent because I need more alcohol.
Why? Seems like a poor choice of action, don't get worked into a shoot like Scott Hall and no show on your rent
No shit it's a poor choice of action but I cant control myself when I'm drunk and I pretty much am drunk all the time. I basically dont even care anymore, I doubt I could ever rebound from this and when I lose my apartment I might finally have the balls to kill myself
Of course it’s a troll, the notion that anyone would struggle to obtain a measly $100 is an obvious giveaway that this is fake.
Do it you fucking pussy
Yes i will ya rotten nutsack
yea but rent and electricity isn't you literal child
internet costs $60, rent costs $500, electricity is $150, food is...
Pretend to be a girl and post your story on squaredcircle asking for money, theyll eat it up
>internet costs $60, electricity is $150
What the fuck? Rent would be around the same where I live but around here you can get a decent internet connection for 10$ and the electricity is like 20$, and they are often included in the rent
Seriously, place some bets. Here I was one result from 1700 quid. The bet cost me one pound. I've been paying my rent with gambling wins for nearly two years
What strategy do you employ? Bet on all the long odds and the 1 big win covers your losses and ,ore? Or do you go with all the safe bets for smaller but steady income? Or something else?
Not the broke nudefag but Im making this when I get home for fun. If anyone can reply with as much info as possible about the assault in 92 that would be greatly appreciated.
Well I'm betting strictly on football/soccer. I follow the british leagues very closely and there's various sites to check teams form and league standings I use futbol24. I mix it up like you say but if your using a betting site you can stop adding matches to the bet once you achieve the odds you want. So if you only need 100 try putting 10 on 10/1 shot or 20 on 5/1 so on and so forth.