Not a single match i want to see

>not a single match i want to see

how did they fuck up so badly?

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i crossed out everybody who isnt based.

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you accidentally left out chuck and mizzZZzzz

We really fucked this one up guys. They never should have let us start booking.

>Brock vs Seth
I like Brock but it's gonna suck
>Ronda vs beko vs Charlotte
I don't care
>Murphy vs nese
Literally who
>Batista vs hhh
I lot of memes can come out from this
>Corbin vs Kurt
I never liked Kurt angle so I don't care
>Shane vs miz
Awesome
>Orton vs aj
I don't know what's the story but should be good
>ARMBAR
Jobber royal
>Rey vs Joe
Samoa Joe is boring
>Bobbi vs Finn
Don't care
>Roman vs drew
Will be the motn
>women tag
Couldn't care less
>Bryan vs Kofi
Don't care
>Womens battle royal
What

this shit is next weekend right? lol

You think tranny horse Flair is based? Manlet.

>Big Banter Bully Corbin
>Bobbo
>drew McIntyre
>Not based
Based retard poster

I might watch this. I don't know who Buddy Murphy, Tony Nese, Baron Corbin or Finn Balor are. I'm guessing a couple of those guys are people from ROH in the mid 2000s that I would recognize under other names.

Last time I saw Drew McIntyre he looked like this, his new look is pretty good.

>another HHH hardcore match
Oh boy, can't wait for the "brutal" spot where you pull out Batista's new nose ring that he only put on when he re-debuted.

I know Beth Phoenix and Natty from the womens match, I will probably root for them since the only two people I recognize are on a team together.


Two battle royals should be okay, looks like a long card so having those to break up the matches is probably a good thing.

I'm guessing Ronda Rousey will go over because I don't know who the other two are. I've seen David Flair and he is terrible, assume his siblings are the same.

Everything else looks ok. AJ vs Randy will probably be the best actual match on the card. Bork will probably lose the belt since Seth Rollins is best friends with cancerman. Shane O'Mac vs Miz will probably steal all the thunder from the hardcore match. Both of those guys are like fucking leopards compared to HHH-batista and will probably involve actually dangerous looking high spots.

Too many vanilla singles matches. At least throw in a steel cage, or something.

How to make it entertaining:

>Women's Battle Royal
Nude
>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston
Big E wins somehow
>Women's Tag Match
cancelled
>Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre
kept to 5 minutes
>Bobby Lashley vs. Finn Balor
Balor doesn't show up so Lashley is declared the winner
>Samoe Joe vs. Rey Mysterio
New stipulation added, winner gets custody of Dominic
>Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale
Surprise entrant David Arquette wins
>AJ Styles vs. Randy Orton
Time limit draw after 5 minutes
>Shane McMahon vs. The Miz
Shane and Miz take bumps off of the Wrestlemania stage setup
>Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
Kurt moonsault into End of Days (match length 5 minutes)
>Triple H vs. Batista
Batista buries Triple H in 30 seconds
>Buddy Murphy vs. Tony Nese
cancelled
>Ronda Rousey vs. Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair
Charlotte wins via roll up on Becky
>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins
Lesnar buries Rollins in 30 seconds

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>I don't know what's the story so should be good
Basically AJ and Randy arguing over who's responsible for taking Smackdown where it is today. It's actually had some based lines considering they've spared the fued barely a passing glance on the show so far.

Cringe, and, dare I say it, bluepilled. However, Samoa Joe should start being weird and rapey to Dominic like he was to AJ Styles’ wife

>joe wins custody
>decides to train him to be his enforcer
>dominic has to survive in the wilderness on his own for months
>samoa joe develops a soft spot for the kid
>becomes a surrogate father figure to him
>dominic eventually adapts joe's finisher and ring gear instead of reys

kino

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based

>roman
>not based

Based boomer

tastelet

>Batista vs HHH
>Wretlemania 35
>2019

Do you think Wrestlemania 50 will have a Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins or something like that? I think it's very likely, unless that WWE has gone finally bankrupt

see you on sunday m8

They still fucking up with 205. Everyone was asking for a 6-man ladder match. Instead they give us the same 1-on-1 garbage.

>Brock vs Batista
>Taker vs Braun
>Rock vs Angle

What a fuck up

you think they made that card for just you personally? Fucking idiot.

i think it was made for liberal cuckholds

>Brock vs Seth
Might be good, Brock's last few matches have been great. He even made Finn look really good so depending on how he feels about Seth this could be solid.
>Ronda vs beko vs Charlotte
I'm more interested in the ending desu, I feel like it's going to be a cluster fuck.
>Murphy vs nese
Buddy is one of the best wrestlers on the entire Roster, idk much about Nese but i'm always excited to see Murphy.
>Batista vs hhh
Meh, typical "legends" "dream match", should probably for some great shit posting.
>Corbin vs Kurt
RIP Kurt
>Shane vs miz
I'm expecting a fun match
>Orton vs aj
Could be MOTN
>Andre The Giant Battle Royal
Jobbers jobbing
>Rey vs Joe
Idk why this match is even happening but i like Rey
>Bobbi vs Finn
Bobbo could have literally faced ANYBODY else and it would have been great. Finn is good but both of these guys deserve better.
>Roman vs drew
Does anybody care about this?
>women tag
I want my IIconics babes to win
>Bryan vs Kofi
Going to be based
>Womens Battle Royal
Piss Break

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Are they going to have to bring out the War Games ring for everyone they shoved into the Andre match?