How is he so revered when he's pure cringe and never drew a fucking dime?

How is he so revered when he's pure cringe and never drew a fucking dime?

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He's drawn more dimes than you have, simp

Because you've been worked by Yea Forums memes you mark.

mmm you've done it now

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He’s based

He was a midcarder for most his career and was at most a transitional champion for a real draw.

It wasn't until that 2004-present period where they over exaggerated his legend status because of the unplanned coincidence of him being undefeated at WM.

He has tenure

ten or fifteen pure strikes

>appointed to the highest ranking judicial body in the WWE - Wrestler's Court
>pure strikes
>tall
>former basketball star
>son is a twitch streamer
>main eventer from since he started lasting multiple eras
>charges (and gets) the highest appearances and autograph fees
>mmmmmmm.....

>never drew a dime
OH NO NO NO NO OBESE INCEL SMARK OPETTY ETHERED

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>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'8
>Big dick
>Steroid free
>Badass biker
>Married Michelle McCool
>Had five 5-star matches in his career
>Main eventer for 3 decades
>Always stayed loyal to Vince despide WCW offering to triple his paycheck
>Best pure striker in WWE
>Carried WWF through the New Generation era and is the only reason they didn't go bankrupt
>Refused to take any more of HBK's shit
>Started the biggest drawing period in WWE history by threatening to beat up Shawn if he refused to lose to Austin
>Formed Bone Street Krew and BTFO the Kliq
>Most important wrestler in Wrestlemania history
>Charismatic as fuck
>Was one of the main reasons wrestling became mainstream again during the attitude era
>Outsold Hulk Hogan in merchandise with half the push and booking protection Hogan gets
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event despite having been given a stupid gimmick
>Changed that gimmick 4 times to remain relevant over 4 different eras
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best entrance in wrestling history
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had the most memorable match in wrestling history with Mick Foley
>Gave HBK his best match
>Gave HHH his best match
>Stole the show in multiple Wrestlemanias despite not even being in the main event
>His rivalry with Kane is the longest and greatest rivalry in wrestling history
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to The Kliq's bullshit
>Is the reason WWF beat WCW in the Monday night war
>Is best friends with Vince McMahon
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Buried DDP for being disrespectful
>Brave enough to to keep wrestling in his 50's and still has better matches than guys 20 years younger than him
>Respected by literally everyone in the wrestling business
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time

Based fellow Takerchad, let the loser smarks seethe.

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This picture is actually the only good thing that came out of that WM13 main event. PURE KINO

Taker winning the title red to some GOAT matches with Bret, it also led directly into the Kane storyline because Paul wanted to manage the world champ.

This is a based reply that literally btfo of simps thinking that it didn't take a total Chad to make that gimmick work not just once, but over four generations of WWE

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97-98 Taker = DIMES. It was the perfect balance of

goofy shit while wrestling like a normal person

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>have a wrestling faction
>it contains demon warriors, a necromancer, a shoot vampire and is headed by an unkillable zombie
>kidnap people and turn them into hellions
>including vince's kids

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The WWE needs another stable like this or the Dungeon of Doom. It's pretty much the only hope for guys like Bray, Harper, Ascension, etc. Then Roman can go over all of them.

I agree. Lord of Darkness era is Taker kino.

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Yeah everyone knows the real draw was Gangrel and Viscera

Fake tough guy who showed up in the WWF when all the real tough guys were leaving for WCW or Japan (both of which Mark flopped in), only became a locker room leader because he could intimidate twink bitches like Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart, was lucky enough to be on the winning side even though literally none of the WWF's success was due to him.

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mmmmm

mmmmm going to need you guys to report to the locker room in 5 with 10 bottle of jacks, wrestler's court will be in session