Why don't mastodons draw in UFC or Boxing?

Why don't mastodons draw in UFC or Boxing?

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they don't draw anywhere. name one movie star or superstar athlete who is truly gigantic

This is your race when literally everyone who has any drive to succeed and the means to escape leaves your homeland. The only things left in Ireland are the ones who couldn't make it across the sea and drank themselves into a bunch of ruddy faced stereotypes.

the rock

Hafthor Bjornsson

In UFC because none of them have a standup game
in Boxing because Lewis and Klitchko's pushed away all interest in the sport away by fighting nobodies and punching for points instead of KOs.

Guy who played Chewbacca.

he's big and jacked on steroids but without them he's a lanklet

Its weird, Floyd Mayweather was boring as fuck to watch but drones still paid tons of money on PPV to watch him for some reason. Wouldn't happen like that for a heavyweight, they have to be exciting if they want to draw.

Have you even SEEN heavyweights fight when they aren't on a million gallons of gas?
Normal sized men are just more fun to watch fight.

>name one guy who's big
>"B-but he does steroids!"

Steroids are based and they make ya big ya fuckin little dweeb manlet. Gain height

This match was based

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paid to watch him lose just like mcgregor, once he goes on a losing streak, his stock will tank just like Chael

This, i marked out when Fury pulled a carder

Because when it comes to actually fighting, Mastodons are shit at it.

Pretty Boy Floyd was fucking based and fun as hell to watch. It was later in his career where he became boring.

Two things that draw in MMA and boxing.

>Great mic skill or charismatic personality
>Undefeated streak

they are fine, but competitive fights draw period

Dwayne johnson

>tfw most of modern UFC fighters have neither

kevin nash

Not since the 80s, grandpa

Would Boxing even be alive without Ali and boxers after him ripping off wrestling personas? Ali even admitted he based it all gorgeous George.

They do in HW boxing. Look at Joshua, Wilder, and Fury.
And in UFC, Ngannou, Lewis, and Stipe are all i think 6'4ish. Even Jones is 6'4 i think. Once you get taller than that, you're way too lanky at 265 (or 205) and slow to do well

I'd argue Tyson is what they're trying to follow. Maybe he came from Ali tho

they don't draw though, ya simp

I think it has to do with weight cutting and being talented. as a mastodon, it's hard to do well in any sport except for basketball

*blocks ya path*

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