ITS A BIRD? ITS A PLANE? ITS... THE IMPACT GAMETHREAD POSTED 8 HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW BEGINS

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Nice

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I'm so tempted to make a summer of 92 joke about @Kevin_NASH

Unbelievable that Sawyer fucking Fulton got more views than what most clips from RAW get

Is time

time for wrestle kino

>turning Scarlett vs Disco into some feminist shit
cringe

worked

Goddamn i forgot this shit starts a hour before

This

cucked

BASED

Let them Fight clap clap.

RIP guard.

>LAX vs Lucha Bros AGAIN
Does simpact even have other tag teams?

Yes? They fight other teams pretty frequently too

Melissa

Full Metal Mayham

Nice

clips.twitch.tv/PlumpTameFriseeOhMyDog

Sounds interesting.

based disco!

Surprised this didnt main event

based disco

based disco

Disco

>a woman can not be the man

Based Disco

Goat

anyone else hate wrestling fans?

What the fuck disco Is short

scarlett is 6'3 bro

that's too far

Thats hot

Cope

Hot

god i wish that was me

ding-dong diddly cringeola

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heel bimbo Taya is hot

Dropping discopills.

Taya shooting on womanlets

i wish they would adjust the volume this loud ass beaner is annoying

>beaner
She's not Mexican

Just missed Scarlett vs Disco, what happened?

Poor Disco.

Disco being based, commentary being shitty, and Scarlett botching

how dare they loser shame

It was a good match, Scarlett won, the feminist shit last time was kind of annoying but no trace of it tonight

It was an actual match. They both got in a bunch of offense, Disco was in charge most of the match and did a bunch of hair pulling. Scarlett got a few near falls with roll ups and a stunner. Disco went to get punches in on Scarlett on the turnbuckle and she powerbombed him for the pin.

>it was an actual match and the girl won
holy yikesola imma cringeola

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Impact needs to go back at 8 pm holy fuck im tired

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B for the effort

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tessa can own my balls

TESSA TIME

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To no one's surprise, Madison Rayne is coming back

oh

i guess madison didn't like her time in WOH

I want to FUCK Madison Rayne

two winks from tessa

>watching on tv
FUCK your spoilers

I just saw the segment on Twitch wtf

It sure seems like Gail got some enhancements recently and she's been showing them off.

knockouts were the only good thing about TNA

Gail wrestling in that blouse is begging for a wardrobe malfunction

gail is overrated

She was the proverbial big fish in a small pond in her prime, still good imo

wow this suddenly turned into clockwork orange

madman fulton and ove are based

Ok that was pretty cool

so OVE is running with a Clockwork Orange gimmick now?
I really don't understand what they're supposed to be

SHE'S FAT

Did I miss Cage vs Kross?

nah
that's probably the main event

Oh, good

FAT ASSES VS BIG TATAS

Melissa's knee!

Calm down, Muhammad

this shit is boring

This must have been the match the user who went to tapings said the crowd was dead for.

>all the people in chat saying Grace is "thicc" or "pawg"
Yikes!

How is it Taya can take a front bump on a moonsault but Charlotte can't? Taya's fakes are even bigger.

>women's shit
>boring
You don't say?

Watching this stream and its sad to see how far TNA has fallen but damn the girl reading Twitch comments for 3 minutes is hot.

Taya Valkyrie needs to stop with that ugly head shave.

Name a wrestler with worse tattoos than Kross (other than Dupree).

...

Corbin

This

Who was that?

good match until shenanigans

wut

imagine getting punched in the balls by Taya Valkyrie

Johnny Wrestling and his wife Taynara Conti

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>Pat Buck
Literally who

Just shut up and sign for Prime bros

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hell is a shitty indy fed

i already watched the show online, the ending is good. let's just say there's a special appearance by someone

wow just straight up killing people

this is the most ding-dong diddly cringe thing I've ding-dong diddly seen

Is it normal for Impact to show murder?

More swords in professional wrestling.

hey it's the guy killed Benoit

Kevin Sullivan?

press F for Allie

She dead.

rip allie

She died and went to hell (AEW).

>It's OK, I'm going to AEW

>you know how this ends rosemary... Just like Chris did
WHAT DID HE MEAN LADS?!?

Bye bye, fish face

A fate worse than hell.

>the mystery man was Pat Buck
Still don't know who this is.

Allie is dead

F

Max and Jeremy's older brother.

S

S

FATALITY

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So is Su Yung gonna cut promos on how she legit murdered a member of the Knockouts roster?

No more Allie time.

HOW DOES K SUV KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS?!?!?!

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I thought Su's character was mute.

>Besitos
I think Melissa likes me

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what the absolute FUCK was that

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at least we still have rosemary

Well after all the shit that went down this episode id say its official: impact has turned into a better lucha underground

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it'll end up like lucha underground soon too lol

>This year is totally the year impact dies bro trust me

nah it won't die, the owner is too stupid and will keep throwing money to the fire pit. It'll just fade away into obscurity just like CZW especially when AEW takes away their best talents.

Meh, impact survived worse things and even if most people might not know they've been on a upward trend for a while now financially
The only thing they really lack Is a better time slot and luckily their permanence on pursuit is momentary

lol sure, if they get rid 50% of their roster and add streaming on youtube, they can make a $1000 profit by the end of the year.

How's that goal of getting 15k paid subs on Twitch by April btw?

Right, a T-shirt company is going to put them out of business
You All Estrogen Wrestling fans are worse than E Drones and that is saying something

Thanks for proving that the only people who still watches Impact are inbred hillbillies and Indians who have trouble reading. Who the fuck said anything about AEW putting anyone out of business? Impact will never go out of business because the owner is too stupid to realize that he is burning $1k to make a $1. He doesn't realized that 90% of the people who watches Impact doesn't spend a $1 to watch the show. AEW is going to attract those 10% who does pay to watch the show.

I was watching bellator, was this one worth the watch

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So is this the excuse youre gonna use when AEW goes out of business in its first 6 months? That they were smart to not put more money into it?

Ok those masks look neat

Impact somehow manages to be based even with 80% of the show being womeme shit.

>their permanence on pursuit is momentary
[citation needed]

The T-shirt company meme doesn't work when you're whiteknighting a Twitch streaming company

Yes it does when the Twitch company has a dozen of TV deals and the t-shirt company has zero

The women have always been the best part. Scarlett, Tessa, Gail and Taya are great.

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MEAN!

I haven't read the spoilers for the Windsor taping but Impact moved KM to their alumni section.

Bahh singles run?

Probably. I feel kind of bad KM is gone. He went from being the worst part of impact to pretty based all because Bahh is so over, he gets people over by association.

This is Tessa Blanchard. Say something nice about her.

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>Meltzer putting over Impact on WOR
Based magoo

That's never happened before. Last night wasn't even one of their better recent episodes. WTF

He obviously is senile now. He thought shoe horning Charlotte on the WM main event is a good idea

I hate that faggot, but maybe he can get his brain washed redditors to watch it. He owes them that much for being a good little E Drone and shitting on them for all these years

he sucks flair dick of course hes gonna put her over any way possible

Madison Rayne Returns NEXT WEEK on IMPACT Wrestling!

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Cool

>ryan

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based
cringe

Didn't Kim retire 2 years ago

November 2017 was her "retirement" match.
Gail booked herself to win against Sienna (c) and Allie in a triple threat.

Gail is going to write off Tessa and send her packing to AEW

Low Ki is still around?

he's been in MLW

I started watching impact a few months ago, somebody redpill me on Madison rayne

One of the main members of the Beautiful People(old Heel stable). Spent her last moments on Impact as a Face and put over Su before leaving Impact for the last Mae Young Classic. Came back recently to Impact after that and her time ROH.
Shes average in the ring, never thought she was amazing nor complete shit.

Based

Impact won't be able to give Tessa a competitive offer when her contract expires. WWE and AEW will probably both give her lucrative deals.

She'll probably put over Jordynne Grace on the way out.

WWE doesnt want her after she sperged out at the PC a year or so ago.

AEW sounds likely, maybe even ROH since Emma is peacing out.

They will have to sign Daga in order to keep Tessa.

WOH is dead, thanks to Delirious not giving a fuck about Women Wrestling.

>after she sperged out at the PC
Story?

bump

I'm curious about this too. She's been fantastic in Impact.

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>Impact won't be able to give Tessa a competitive offer when her contract expires.
Impact can offer good deals if they want, Jericho said so himself.