Hi guys (and gals, *WINK*)!
I'm local Chicago celebrity and independent wrestler Marvelous Matt Knicks. I was just at C2E2 trying to record some positive vibes and words of encouragement to help get me to Joey Janela's Spring Break.
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Does Yea Forums think I have what it takes?
(Only looking for positivity and kind words, please. Thanks!)
You don’t have what it takes you fucking Manlet. Decent editing though.
>vegeta tattooed on arm
What happens when this guy makes it to WWE?
>Only looking for positivity and kind words, please. Thanks!
reddit is that way, bud
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in wrestling school, and I've been involved in numerous battle royales on the indies, and I have over 300 confirmed pinfalls. I am trained in catch-as-catch-can and I'm the top shooter in the entire city of Chicago. You are nothing to me but just another mark. I will wipe you the fuck out with submission holds the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ring rats across the USA and Canada and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can twist you in over one thousand and four holds, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to an entire trashcan full of plunder and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the mat, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "smark" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will draw dimes all over you and you will drown in them. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What happened to positive vibes bud?
Just go back to backyard wrestling with retards like Shawn Phoenix and fucking kill yourself.
Your mom happened.
I've already got it planned out - a shirt that says OVER real big and 9000 underneath in real teeny tiny letters. What do you think?
(And thanks for saying WHEN not IF)
Celebrity my ass. Go back to the GLORY DAYS of back yard with your fat friend.
Stop trading bookings with other yard tards and start hitting the gym, you bird-chested faggot.
That purple windbreaker doesn’t cover up that jelly roll fat boy
Apparently you guys didn't get the memo:
Only looking for positivity and kind words, please. Thanks!
literally who
A guy that had to start his own promotion, because nobody else would book him.
That purple windbreaker doesn’t cover up that jelly roll fat boy
I hope you die in a car crash trying to find a show to book you during mania weekend
Uh, you guys are kind of being jerks. I don't think I've gotten ANY encouragement. I'm not even mad, it just shows how sad you guys are deep down.
I'm still holding out hope that someone in this cesspool genuinely likes good independent wrestling...
>someone in this cesspool genuinely likes good independent wrestling...
We do, we just don't like (you).
no
>good independent wrestling
Nigger you aren't even trained.
Go be an attention whore somewhere else.
Do you do customs?
I don’t understand why you guys are breaking this dudes balls. He’s actually doing what you fags dream of. You should show some respect to a man who is following his dream.
Ya seethe? Reddit is that way, take OP with you.
implying the people giving him shit aren't in the business as well. Who else would know about this hack?
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Hey guys, give this man a chance. I heard good things about him.
Oh shit, how do you delete posts?
I hope you're only larping and aren't actually Matt Knicks.
Chris basedbat? Shoulda asked if he's gonna job in court like does in the cartoons, when he gets super saiyan sued by the legendary part-timer Broly,
It's a pretty good chance it's the actual douche bag. Quit slacking off and put my order together at your shitty t-shirt store so I can get it sometime this month.
Bump
When you win a title in the indies do you have to put up the full $25 in collateral right away?
Hold on, jokes aside what’s this dudes gimmick?
Bro stop with the baby’s first heel promo vocabulary . You should’ve lurked before you tried to banter, honestly speaking.
Generic Manlet #00626
>this whole thread
If you want to get over with Yea Forums you have to use our lingo.
Also take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue.
>have sex
I’ve seen this guy wrestle, pretty good German duplex. His promotion is Free Lance Wrestling. He’s small but he can GO.
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What are his chin chops like?
I can't tell if this botched sock puppetry was real or fake.
Like, if it was real, that's pathetic, but if it was fake...like...what are you even doing? Go ride a bike or something, man.
I mean, at the end of the day you win because I'm responding to this but this is definitely not a good use of your time or good for your image.
Just, please, for the love of god, try to be better than this.
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Book me, faggot