We have one Raw & SD to get Asuka into the main event somehow. How do we do it?

In a 8 hour show, they could find 5 minutes to let Asuka squash Mandy Rose.

No one still wants Charlotte in the main event and after mania both her and Becky will still be on Raw feuding over the Raw belt.

A MCMAHON IN EVERY CORNER

Injure Ric Flair's daughter.

Realistically?

Well the crowd would pretty much have to take over not only all the women's triple threat segments but nearly the entire show from start to finish with extremely loud WE WANT ASUKA chants on Monday, shit would have to trend about it, news media would have to pick up on it and possibly the narrative of Vince being Racist would have to creep in

On Tuesday the same thing, with signs, possibly VINCE IS RACIST chants to the point where it would convince him that the Wrestlemania main event would be hijacked and would go off the air a disaster with the complete opposite effect of the PC pandering they want

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The issue is, Becky is involved. As long as Becky is involved, the fans aren't going to be chanting for anyone else. Now, if let's say, only the Raw title is on the line, Becky wins and Charles goes back to SD after Wrestlemania, then you could see, especially with the Mania crowd still in town, the fans show their support for Asuka on the SD after Mania

You have to convince Vince that people find Asian women attractive.

Cant get her into the main event but its fairly simple to get her title and win back at mania
>have asuka come out during flair's promo on raw and just have her storm the ring and beat the shit outta flair then leave. Later have an interview with her where she talks in japanese and a translator says she demands her rematch at mania, then on smackdown have the same beatdown happen then at the end of the assault have flair grab a mic and say i accept. Then at mania have asuka come out as clown nazi and win

>demands her rematch
Problem is, automatic rematches aren't a thing anymore. The rest of the idea is fine, though

The fuck since when are rematch clauses not a thing?

since Vince, HHH and Steph came back to TV, it was done to keep Shit Rollins out of the IC division

A few months ago when the McMahons told the fans they were in charge. Vince came out and said automatic rematches were no longer a thing. It was the SD after TLC. Becky demanded her rematch with Asuka and Vince told her no and gave Naomi a shot. Becky had to beat Charles and Mella to get her rematch at the Rumble

The best we can hope for is Asuka chants at the mania main event.

It could work, Asuka attacks Charlotte backstage on next SD to take her out of Mania.

there is zero chance of asuka playing any role in the remaining build up to this match and the match itself. I hope you all realize that

>We have one Raw & SD to get Asuka into the main event somehow. How do we do it?
We do it the only way the Japs know to how enter things.

BOMB PEARL HARBOR

kek I came here to post this

>Ronda w/ Steph
>Charlotte w/ Vince
>Asuka w/ Triple Gaytch
>Becky w/ ....?
>Shane comes out on Smackdown and says he wouldn't be caught dead in Beko's corner
>we head in to Wrestlemania with a McMahon in 3 corners but no McMahon in Beko's corner
>time for the main event
>the first 3 make their entrances
>Beko comes out
>stops
>the old Wrestlemania theme starts playing
>"COULD IT BE? OH MY, IT IS!"
>"IT'S THE TWENTY-FIFTH ADMINISTRATOR OF THE SMALL BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION OF THE UNITED STATES! WHAT'S THE FORMER WWE CEO AND FORMER TWO-TIME REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR US SENATE FOR THE GREAT STATE OF CONNECTICUT DOING HERE?"
>...
>Beko wins the match
>Beko, Linda and Earl Hebner celebrate in the middle of the ring by downing a few Steveweisers
>I never watch WWE again

Our milk bae needs help. Vince based racist.

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liar you'd watch Youtube clips on Monday like the rest of us..

Actually I'm not even gonna watch this year's Mania desu. I'm not giving them a dime if they put wymmmyn in the main event. (it also doesn't help that the rest of the card is dogshit)

No, I mean one of us takes a steel baseball bat and breaks the knee of ric flairs daughter

Asuka still hasn't tweeted a single thing since "over" or even retweeted fanart

She has to be hurt by this, people saying she doesn't care need to get a clue
She got the rug snatched out from under her a week before the biggest show of year is told she's going from defending champion to not even being on the show with no story, no build, no program or anything

Ah yes, the olde Tonya Harding treatment then.

Not to mention she's infamous in Japan for having a massive ego. She's probably legit seething at the company for this.

wouldn't work, they don't need to add Asuka to anything no matter who gets injured
it would have to be more of a kidnap and demand situation

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Shes probably crying into Shinsuke's arms as we speak

Let's be real. We'd rather drink her milk than see her win anything again.

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Her milk will be extra flavorsome if she wins

So she kidnaps Vince and just yells at him to give her what she wants in angry Japanese.

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Is she friends with Aja Kong? Can we get her to kidnap Vince and sit on him until he gives in?

>How do we do it?
Isn't it obvious?

Smackdown before Mania: backstage segment where Asuka is destroying her dressing room or whatever while yelling angry japanese noises. Some people try to calm her down and they get beat up.

Wrestlemania: she interrupts the main event, finally dons the clown getup and nazi costume and goes for Charlotte. She beats her up, takes the belt and leaves the stage mid-match, not giving a single fuck
Ronda and Bex are left alone to finish their thing.

Her fault for being lazy

She's afraid of Aja and refused to wrestle her

if she interfered in the main event as a nazi clown i would mark out the fuck out...
(...in retrospect because i'm not actually gonna watch it)

Was it a shoot?

>How do we do it?
Lynch Vince Vol. 1

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Have sex. Damn you let her down OP

You think we'll ever get the Ronda Charlotte Asuka dream match?

Or maybe she was told to stop any interaction with fans until management figures out their next move.

Ronda vs Asuka un singles is the dream match. Fuck Charles

We don’t we let her flop like the beach whale she is in the batrle royal where she’s one of the first women eliminated

Why are they doing this to her lads?

Nah, that would require them having any interest in Asuka. She's shoot sulking.

Rematch clau--oh, that's dead
if it was still a thing, you could have becky distract charlotte in the next SD

She has consistently failed to connect with the audience and is a one dimensional character due to her inability to speak English.

Give her a fucking translator

Not worth the extra investment. She’s too old

That's all on the writers. Asuka was fantastic in NXT

She obviously connected with the audience or this wouldn't be talked about at all.

A minority of angry smarks on the internet aren’t the audience. She has no mass appeal. Average fans don’t care

If that was true, Becky wouldn't be on the main event.

I don't even like Becky, but she definitely has more mass appeal than Asuka

She’s been getting good reactions in every city for the last six months. Fans of all kinds are behind her

So has Asuka.

Asuka has been getting crickets since TLC. She was a passing fad with no longevity.

This. Her character getting stuck with an army of drone writers that can't think for themselves under penalty of being fired contributed more than anything else. And Vince is too senile to know how to book a badass asian warrior goddess. Coulda made big money with crunchyroll or Funimation partnerships if he marketed her right.

Sable is probably the only woman that has gotten reactions like Becky has for this length of time. No woman in the company currently comes close

The thumbnail made me think she was holding the Infinity Gauntlet

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You have absolute no proof of this.

>t.bexcel
Fucking Debra was getting bigger pops than Becky valeting for Jeff Jarrett in '99

Try watching the show sometime

>VINCE IS RACIST
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>VINCE IS RACIST
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>VINCE IS RACIST
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

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that's unironically something edrones would do

No spreak engrish

I do and I hear loud cheers pretty clearly. Maybe you're just deaf.

Why? She has no fans. She does not draw. People dont like weeb shit in the US.

>people don't like weeb shit in the US
>weeb
>in the US
>Weeb
>IN THE US
>WEEB
>IN
>THE
>DING-DONG DIDDLY
>US
Literal retard

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YAMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>people don't like weeb shit in the US

Weird how Dragon Ball is the most over weeb related thing in America.