Give me the fucking microphone. Listen up. I'm sick and tired of all you smelly smarks runnin' your mouths. Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "DEAN" this, "Simp Cold" that. Well guess what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna take my mouse (WHAT?) I'm gonna click on the post number (WHAT?) I'm gunna start typing in the reply box (WHAT?) I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box! (WHAT?) I'm gunna call you a faggot! (WHAT?) A manlet (WHAT?) An autist (WHAT?) A no good son of a bitch (WHAT?) I'm gonna solve that captcha (WHAT?) The one with the fire hydrants (WHAT?) The one with the stoplights (WHAT?) The one with the crosswalks (WHAT?) The one with the cars (WHAT?) The one with the busses (WHAT?) The one with the STOREFRONTS (WHAT?) I'm gonna click submit (WHAT?) I said I'm gonna click submit! (WHAT?) I'm gunna derail the thread! (WHAT?) Send all you cringey sons of bitches to reddit (WHAT?) I said I'll send you back! (WHAT?) AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE (WHAT?) CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
