The funny thing is, he could knock you out and rape you if he really wanted to

The funny thing is, he could knock you out and rape you if he really wanted to.

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He can barely walk.

I used to run track in school, his quads would blow out in a second

Based & redpilled

lol i would like to see you try

Nash is a catcher not a pitcher

except for the part where he couldn't

aspies worked into a seethe

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Kevin Bitch actually gave birth to me 9 months after the incident in 92

He must've improved his ground game in the last 27 years.

I agree. Ever since the "incident", he has been desiring to rape men to share his traumatic experience with others, just to try and mitigate it

>Tears quad
>Slaps thigh

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You are now about to witness the stremf of street knowledge.

*GET UP!*
*GET UP!*

DATE IN EL PASO
CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED NASH RULES
WITH A GANG CALLED DUBYA CEE DOUBLE YOU
WHEN I'M CALLED UP
I GOT A CARD UP
PULL THE TRIGGER, ARENAS ARE FILLED UP
YOU TOO BOY IF YA TOO SWEET ME
THE CRUISERWEIGHTS ARE GONNA HAVE TO COME AND GET ME
OUTTA YO ASS, THAT'S HOW YOU'RE COMING OUT
FOR THE GAY MOTHAFUCKERS THAT'S SHOWIN OUT
BEANERS START TO MUMBLE
THEY WON A RUMBLE
MIX AND MATCH, PUT EM IN A MASK LIKE SANTO
GOIN OFF WASTING MILES AND MONEY LIKE THAT
WITH A MAT, WHERE YOU FALL ON YO ASS
FROM 10 FEET UP TOO
AIN'T NO SELLIN' WHEN I STAND 3 FEET BELOW YOU
HERE'S A SQUASHING MATCH TO KEEP YA GLANCIN'
WITH A JEALOUSY OF MY MANSION
THE KLIQ AND HULK HOGAN ARE MY TOOLS
*POP POP POP POP*
DON'T MAKE ME WORK A MOTHAFUCKIN' SHOOT
ME AND YOU CAN GO QUAD TO QUAD, NO MAYBE
I SEE MIDGETS CRY FOR LESS, DAILY
YO, WEEKLY, MONTHLY AND YEARLY
UNTIL THEM DUMB MOTHAFUCKAS SEE CLEARLY
THAT I'M AROUND, DRAWING VIEWERS ON BBC
BOY YOU CAN'T HUCK WITH ME
SO WHEN I'M IN YOUR OUTLAW FED
YOU BETTER SUCK
CAUSE GAY /WOOO/ IS GONNA BE KEK'D
AS I NEED, BEREAVED AND FIVE-HOLED
CAUSE WHEN I RENT A SACK, BOY
I'LL RENT A DATE IN EL PASO
*PASO*
*PASO*

>can barely walk
had a ladder match at 53 years old on WWE PPV

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You forgot the part where that was nearly 10 years ago, and his chicken legs could barely handle it then.

They digitally inserted his face onto a body double

you forget the part where he wrestled well into his 50's and is described by his peers like DDP as being a genetic freak, and he got his knee fixed

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I bet he wished that during the summer of 92

1989

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Didn't his son beat him up?

no, Nash beat up the son and the police arrested him, and drove off,

the uncle then beat up the son, and the police came back and arrested the son

Nash has never lost a shoot fight. Eddie lost to Hawk and Angle off the top of my head

what's the story with Road Warrior Hawk?