35

>35
>Not married
>No kids

Why?

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He got castrated in Japan

hes a fag

He was fucked by Michael Jackson

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Super gay 3

thats a big puss

Afraid he won't "carry on his legacy" like your favorite shonen animes?

because if you have kids to support you will be forced to wrestle in your 50s and embarrass yourself like Angle and Shawn Michaels and Undertaker

>Not tied down by some demanding thot
Living the dream

Why get married when he knows he's got the power to create his own Jap harem in AEW?

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Kenny or the cat?

Based

He's waiting for Kairi now that Ibushi rejected his ass

Animals are better.

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imagine ruining your life by having a kid

Based Kenny getting knotted by a big dawg.

>Fucks Shida
>Fucks Kairi
Shane on suicide watch

hes waiting until his careers over

howdy chaim

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yeah i'm sure somebody forced shawn at gunpoint to take that 2 million for one match

Undertakers kids were already grown up and living their own lives when he decided to be a retard and make another one. He could have retired comfortably if not for that.

taker has like 4 kids under the age of 18 tho

Kenny Omega was molested by Bill Demott in the summer of 2006

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Surprised DeMott didn't blow his head off with his drawer gun for being gay tbqhwy.

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He never fell for the kids meme. He is an alpha chad fucking whatever he wants to.

I hope this meme takes off

Molested? No, it was total rectal demolition. Hugh G. Rection, baby.

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Imagine unironically wanting to marry and have kids

t. silverstein

Imagine unironically wanting to marry and have kids

why the fuck should he? and unless you are the nz shooter don't mention 'da white race'

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t. zoomer who hates his parents

he has aids

all heterosexuals are biologically wired to desire to procreate

I can’t. That’s the dream of a person that doesn’t get laid. You don’t want that bullshit. You only think you do because it involves having sex at least once.

i dont want children and i dont want to procreate and i am heterosexual

Found the seething lard ass roastie

Go and swing from trees then retard

Even lard ass roasties get laid. Go fantasize about getting laid some more.

So do rats....

That doesn't even make sense

He probably has kids but they're all illegitimate and by underage fangirls and groupies

you're just fat and ugly then

Asuka's son is his baby

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This. Marks are fucking dumb. Michael's didn't have to but money talks.

I don't get it.

woah cool it with the antisemetism

>not proving your alpha status by getting a woman pregnant a dipping with no repercussions

lmao

Having kids should be an addendum to your life achievements. Literal retards can have kids and it requires no effort. It's the participation trophy of life. Kenny could go knock some joshi rat up at 50 after he finishes accumulating all that wealth and fame.

based demott

Honestly the world is too overpopulated as is. Having kids should be made temporarily illegal, and anybody that wants a child should have to adopt.

it's overpopulated with poor kids. you should have a certain income level to be allowed to have kids

Yeah, that idea is fucking stupid.

Japanese people don't want babies and he isn't sticking his dick in inferior non yellow pussy

Y'all are acting like population density around the world is uniform. And most people who support population control want the global population to max out at 500 million, too

Kenny is... like that Uncle that always shows up for Family Dinners with his Male Asian "Friend" dear...

Because he's redpilled.

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>literally infinite yellow pussy at his disposal 24/7

Why would he want to get married and have some thot drag him down?

he's a faggot

He fucks men and women

Patrician.

He wants to marry Kairi, and to get her he has to defeat the evil Vince Mcmahon who has captured her.

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Do you think he tries to sex the dog because he's gay.

Imagine the smell

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No, because he's a Leaf

No. Thats disgusting. Plus it could be a female dog.

This is gayer than kissing his boyfriend.

nah just a desire to fuck

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if you want to marry and have kids you're an autistic normalfag.

Autism isn't normal ya dimwit.

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>comparing a career jobber to the most important wrestler of this current era
kek

He does sort of look like the type of guy with a very girthy cock.

>the greatest wrestler in history is not going to pass on his Gene's
This is a travesty

Hogan did though user, and they turned out to be busts

Based big dog taking a Picture with a fan

>not having a ton of white kids

it's like you want a brown future.