Why do people never point that Cuck Bald Simp Autism is the most selfish "top" talent in history? He LITERALLY never lost clean for like a 5 year stretch. People talk about HHH and HBK and Hogan burying people, but each and every one of those have multiple instances of jobbing clean to someone who was supposedly the next big thing. Hell, even Super-Cena at his peak lost clean a few times
Austin was, is and always will be a lame, fake-ass bitch who was a cancer to the business, once he became the top guy he forgot his roots and started burying everyone and not putting anyone over. Hes a mark for himself and a selfish cunt, and anything he claims with regard to Lesnar is a bald-faced lie, he didnt want to job to anyone clean period. I remember reading on a wrestling forum way back in like 2003 that Austin had the least clean losses of anyone on the roster %-wise, and even Undertaker had more career clean losses total than Austin at the time. The fact that no one ever points stuff like this out (and i havent mentioned his one-off segments burying countless various young talents since he retired) is just proof that Yea Forums is a circle-jerk of cocksucking faggot smarks with confirmation bias
>inb4 He was the Top Babyface, why would he ever lose clean!
shut the fuck up faggot, even after his heel he was the most protected piece of shit on the roster, easily destroying faces like Rock, Undertaker, Kane,Booker T
Hell, even the one time in his career he tapped out,even as a cowardly heel, (to Kurt Angle) they made a point of having him hold on to the apron but the ref didnt see it
fuck off, austin is a selfish cuck and deserved to break his neck and have his pathetic 1 year run as top guy end so abruptly, Owen Hart shouldve paralyzed him and saved us all from this bald chubby faggot
It's good to see someone else hates this fucker as much as I always did as a kid. I think the only reason he's remembered well is that he fucked off before everyone had a chance to get really sick of him.
Ian Nguyen
Shut up mark. Without Austin WWF would have died. There was no point making him lose clean especially pre-Death of WCW days
Brody Kelly
man wrestling sucks so much we have to talk about shit that happened 20 years ago to make it interesting.
that's sad as fuck
Jason Torres
cringe the rock drew more dimes and vince was the GOAT heel who could've elevated anyone to stevetty's position
Jace King
>shoot cried on tv when he had to make superior talent look strong >walked out when he had to put superior talent over >would never stay down until taking multiple finishers, then proceeded to complain about too much finishers >would have killed the business if nash wasnt around to save it >got into his position by sheer luck >carried by vince mcmahon who could have carried xavier woods as a top face >carried by the rock >worse hairline than paul heyman's >bald alcoholic >hearing impairment gimmick >stole his finisher from a literal who >failed to sell the easiest move there is to sell and broke his neck >failed to sell tickets >failed movie career >buries superior talent on his podcast for no reason >beat women because he couldnt beat men >small dick as proven by him losing his shit when debra saw talent with decent cocks >jannetty to the rock, undercarder, bret hart, savio vega, hbk, kevin nash >ecw reject >wcw reject >wwe reject >fat, terrible look >drinks to forget his shitty life >faithless fool
David Flores
He’s just a bald self absorbed simp, he turned me off of WWF when I was young, and I only watched WCW til Ted sold to Vince. And then I stopped watching until 2003-ish. People complain about Rocketty cutting the same promo every week for 15 years, but SCSA did it, and did it worse.
Michael Smith
btw, the bottom of the apron is not the rope. so who is to say that counts as a rope break anyway? Kurt made him tap clean, austin just needed to make up an excuse.
Nathaniel Cook
he was always a tomato can ham and egg bingo hall jobber anyways
Gavin Diaz
It's called protecting the golden goose you stupid mark
Nicholas Sanders
never cared for him. I was always more of a rock fan, both as a wrestler and as a human being
Lincoln Phillips
No one can tell absolutely anything to Austin because he brought the ratings and brought the merch sells. Only Hogan could shit talk him, everyone else come back once they get 8+ rating
Liam Thompson
Technically considered outside the ring. He's out of the "legal fall area" for lack of a better term, so the excuse is valid. Still pretty clean though.
Many a match they made the excuse that if your foot is under the rope then the hold should have been broken/the pinfall should have stopped
Charles Taylor
There is no 5 year stretch like that you stupid fucking lying ding-dong diddly faggot.
William Morris
Goddamn, I forgot everyone here is 16. Thanks for reminding me OP.
Oliver Gonzalez
Get with the times, gramps. That wife beating redneck deserves no respect and I'm glad wrestlers today are better human beings
Aaron Wright
SEETHING
Brody Rogers
People actually liked Austin, him winning was the desired outcome.
Gabriel Ross
Austin had every right to be selfish, he did alot of shit to get to the top that would make any modern WWE wrestler buckle, when he was poor he spent almost all his money on gas to get to every event so he ended up eating raw potatoes just so he could continue his wrestling career.
