SmackDown Gamethread #2
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please dont lose Mommy
FUCK THE E
Women's wrestling is the lethal dose of poison that Vince was talking about.
Dicks out for Asuka even though WWE booking is going to make her lose.
well this is going to be retarded or really ffucking awful
y las velas
Are they gonna fucking do what I think they're doing
REAL NEW THREAD
GOOKS FOREVER BTFO
the same will happen to the cringe pirates when they hit the main roster
AYO FUCK DUB DUB E
...
why doesn't asuka just suffocate charles with her pits?
LET'S GO ASUKA
GIVE ASUKA OUR ENERGY
>People realize that Charlotte hasn't won a match in a long time
>Give her the Smackdown womemes title so she seems credible in the mania match
smart
Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Asuka walked out at the last Smackdown taping.
It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state.
The woman had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper.
It was amazing.
You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.
The WM Piss Break match is gonna be a Fatal Four Way Match
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
>women will be RAW exclusive
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED
Is 4channel running like slow shit for everyone else?
I'm fucking anxious, fuck Vince
>last match is the piss break match
Y las velas papi?
holy fucking cringe
No.
Thats fucking it.
Theres NO possible way asuka loses her belt on a RANDOMLY made title match NO ONE EVEN KNEW WOULD HAPPEN 1 week befote mania.
In fact
Im so fucking sure
That if charlotte WINS the title, ill post a picture of my tight, white, HAIRLESS ass hole.
Its NOT happening you incels.
Get ready for v.3 after WM lads.
holy shit that Miller commercial destroyed Bud Light
>asuka gets to beat becky and charlotte in the spare of two months
Sorry I'm being smothered by those pits Charles can fuck off
>nothing said about Asuka at all its just all about Charlotte
rip asuka and myself
Few things in life truly make me euphoric as womens wrestling
No
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
Do it faggot
First
>Charolett in real life
You know it
...
nobody watches smackdown
FAT AND WIDE
HUNDREDS I WEIGH
IF THERE'S A CUPCAKE
I'M ON MY WAY
GREASY BURGERS
LOADED ON MY TRAY
I'M EATING, I'M GROWING
I'M GAINING WEIGHT
sonya
Fucking shit this frap is following such an obvious formula it fucking hurts
Charles wins Bexs gets both titles Asuka reduced to comedy dancing jobber again
Zzzzzzz
if Asuka doesn't retain I'll cut my dick off
Works fine for me :^)
>tfw this match
>putting divashit to close mania
based wwe catering to the working man who has to wake up early and make actual money
gimmegimme
So the brand split is dead after Mania isn't it.
Hey newfag
roll i guess...
Just tuned in.
What have I missed? Anything good?
BASED
rell
give mandy
>Asuka's been hungry... for competition
based Saxton
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
AND I'M GONNA IMPREGNATE THE BITCH I GET!
there is no way in hell Asuka is retaining guys
this is obviously being done for a reason
I hate Asookey
YES THE BRAND SPLIT IS DEAD
Salen
>Adding some irrelevant gook to the main event
They’re trying to draw an audience, user.
t. cringefag
Asuka is going to fucking lose oh fuck
zoom in on them titties cameraman
Roll
will it be entitled "roll you triple faggots"?
Roll
CHICKEN WANG
Makes sense. Fox will want everyone who’s over to appear on Smackdown.
PERFECT ROLL
That's just your neighbor Manmeet war-driving your signal, user. mmmmm.
>not wanting to eat greasy fast food burgers with mommy asuka and having marathon sex to burn off the calories afterwords
Globo-homo, my dude.
How the fuck can anybody watch a Charle's match seriously with her comedy tits in the middle of every shot.
those big volumtuious breasts bros
If Asuka wins I'll stick my pinky up my ass and masturbate while chanting the name of the person I get.
Y
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T
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
worked waifufag
Rolling before they screw Asuka again
Trying again.
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL MY STREAMS PLAYING BASKETBALL
k
Asuka is my favorite
based
Bow down
Ya seethe, flabfags?
she's like TNA Knockouts division tier, and I love it
You say that every time and it backfires, sometimes.
so basically Charles is going to win the belt so that they can get the belt on WM (without having to book another match for it) and because itll make people worry tht mania is gonna end with charlotte becoming a dual champ
THAT FUCKING BOTCH
Don't seethe so hard lil guy
>charles sits down right in front of asuka to be grabbed
yikes
>Cavernous old roastie
Rerollin for my real Baby Momma.
What a horrible moonsault
was that the andrade elbow spot?
FATSUKA TAKE MY ENERGY
MOMMY TITS GOD DAMN
Charles reminds me of Mrs. Starr
>Charlotte just sits on her ass and falls into the move like a retard
why is women's wrestling so bad
How the fuck else do you get through this womemes shit? Pick a waifu and roll with it.
cope
>inb4 Becky Lynch interferes
it gets worse every week
more fucking commercials
Rolling for 66.
>cuck island hasn't been canceled again already
Too many white women
I bet Vince really wanted Roman to be on SD but at the same time didn’t want him off of Raw, so he just said fuck it and ended the split
>""""Moonsault""""
>land on feet
>Turn around so Asuka can do her submission
ok
>How the fuck can anybody watch a Charle's match seriously with her comedy tits in the middle of every shot.
With my cock out stroking
>asuka wont even be on fucking wrestlemania now
im done lads
Third Time is the Charm.
Sorry I have a girlfriend I don't need to make a fat middle aged tv character my fake one
but she'll be in the battle royal with everyone else?
good job
Roll.
WITNESS ME
Hello darkness my old friend... if she loses I'm going to snip snip your penis yet again....
BASED Chargoat
Yup you sure are newbie
Last try. 66 66.
I do too, that's why I am watching womeme's wrestling.
wasn't today going to be a fatal 5 way to determine the number one contender for the smackdown title?
Based
ding-dong diddly
Ding-Dong Diddly
>Please love me
THAT Pet Semetary remake though!
Matthew Perry in a scary movie...who woulda thunk it?
>She's in the triple threat because Becky and Ronda suck and Charlotte will carry the match
lol literally falls into asukas arms
Fox said they want the brand split cause they want to share as little as possible with USA/NBC
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
Old vince would walk out STOP the fucking match and make them do it over.
These bitches clearly dont clang and BANG
her tits are jessicis nigri tier of GOAT boob jobs
GUYS! I just got here! Kurt hasn't died right? What did i miss?
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Will the anti-smoking ad agencies EVER Realise they just can't connect with Zoomers?
>no u
crinfe
Her ass looked better in New Japan, unironically.
Yes but Vince realized Asuka is shit and it’s better to unify the titles instead
Dammit.
has this match had 3 commercials? fuuuuuuck
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
Uh user, that guy isn’t Matthew Perry
i swear to god if they say one more time that Charlotte feels left out
Where my ZOOMERS at?
Lets go OSCAR
Idc what all the faggot dweebs say this bitch can ding-dong diddly get it anyday
Gimme a good one
THAT GOD DAMN TIT SHOT
aight
You dont watch WWE programming for the wrestling user, it's about the epic storylines and delicious sponsors
Those ads are made by tobacco companies in order to get people to smoke.
>Does a great spanish fly
>fucks up every moonsault
I don't understand Charles
Did we just see a whole titty?
who was at fault here?
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDDLY
Are you gay?
...And your NEW Smackdown MOMMY CHAMPION
why the fuck dude
why is Asuka having a breakdown?
>That shrieking
Jesus christ womens """wrestling""" is fucking painful to listen to
wew lad
Rollin for my new slut
I have a bigger ass than that holy shit!
Sable =Lana =Alexa =/= Torrie. Rolled 95. Good game.
cause she’s about to lose
every movie is either a shitty steven king remake or supernigger shit.
can a dude get some kind of No Country for Old Men 2 or something? I'd settle with another Saw movie
Flat as a board.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yikes
lol
WEEBS BTFO
welp
alright well im not watching this shit anymore peace bros see you when kairi gets called up its been fun
GAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FATSKA
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HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS DOPPLEGANGER....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUVKKKKKKKK
...
Lmao holy shit, Asuka tapping out
Based Vince knows JUST how to utilize her
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FLABSKA
B
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CHARLOTTEWINSLOL
Yeah this is bullshit
why do women do this?
THIS IS WHY I DON'T PAY FOR THE NETWORK AND NEVER WILL. Fuck WWE and Fuck Charles.
what in the goddamn fuck man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHWHAHWHWQHQHQHHWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
NIPS NIPPED
FUCK
THIS
COMPANY
Is the womens match over yet
post it FFAAGGGeeeeeTTTTTT
ADFGOIULSDHFLKJANDSF
Also Asuka's foot position actually made that look really good
BASED QUEEN
YES YES YES YES
PUT ALL WOMEN IN RAW
>the state of flabskafags
What the flying fuck
I dissected a frog in high school, big whoop.
Seriously what the fuck is going on.
You gotta be fucking kidding me dude WHAT THE FUCK IM TURNING MY TV OFF FUCK THIS SHIT AND FUCK THE RATINGS
Buh-Bye
OHNONONONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA SHE'S GOING TO UNITE THE TITLE AT WM FUCKING KILL ME
OH NO NO NO
ASUKA BURIED
Bow down to the queen
I'm fucking seething
Why is Vince like this?
SAW was SRSLY like one of the only good series out there.
>Asuka loses her title 12 days before wrestlemania and is going to be in the battle royal while charlotte is the main event
HAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
VINCE
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>Charlotte wins
I figured but still
SEETHE
>people being surprised that Flair's daughter got handed a championship to justify her being shoehorned into the Mania main event
>TGstation.jpg
WTF is this shit?
Seriously they had to give another fucking title to Charlotte just to bury Asuka? 8 fucking championships in 3 years?!
So?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yikes wtf just happened.
they really fucked Asuka.
t. seething weeb
>Based Charles
what is this? what happens at Mania now?
lol the boos
>FFAAGGGeeeeeTTTTTT
I'm not the one asking to see another man's ass.
POST TIIGHT BUTTHOLE AAARRRGGGHHHGHHG
Setting up Becky to hold up both titles at Wrestlemania main event #Historic
And this is who leftest are going to have to face if they successfully destroy white men.
You can tell they havent thought this white genocide thing through
What am I missing? why are all of the weebs seething so hard?
Yikes
There better be dicks snipped because of the loss by the nip
Was it revealed that Asuka is leaving for AEW or something? Jesus christ.
Time to snip snip ya weeb hick.
Will Becky win the NXT women's title?
what in the goddamn hell?
BASED BEX
SAW was like if Vince Russo wrote a movie series. Absolutely kino
press F for Asuka
Is Becky going to go to the Takeover show before Mania and win the NXT women's belt?
>y-you'll still love you me, right user?
Asuka got American Alpha'd
Charlottes spanish fly is one of the most contrived dumb moves
WEEBS BTFO
snip snip my dude
>asuka out of wrestlemania
>keep giving a nigger like Kofi more opportunites to go to wrestlemania
>bring series back after nearly a decade
>try to make a literal who the central character
yaass
Bunch of misogynistic faggots
>people getting upset over the diva shit that just went on
glad they buried Asuka's submission to make Charlotte's look good
>Based Angle cutting this boring ass hag short
DO THEY WANT TO KILL CHARLES FOREVER WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
>what is this?
Them justifying Charlotte being in the Mania match.
>what happens at Mania now?
Charlotte feels justified in being in the Mania match.
YOU SUCK
Is there's a women's jobber rumble this year? If not, the only Smackdown women with matches at WM are Becky, Charles, and the IIconics.
>Kurt again
Fuck
Every title is changing wrestlemania btw
Hey anyone remember that time Becky got over because Charles was chronically overpushed? You know when she was supposed to be heel and Asuka was supposed to be a comedy jobber dancing with Naomi? Did those times ever end?
>Angle just jogging by Asuka crying on the barrier
KEK
BASED KURT CUTTING OFF CHARSHIT
Post it
BASED KURT
how the hell is aj styles gonna fight down to modern angle
Based Kurt saving us from the cringe
Watching kurt wrestle at this point is painful.
Another fucking gauntlet match?
Come on.....
Kurt can't even turn his neck without moving his entire body
I do what Miz wouldn't
diversity only means more blacks
asians will always be ignored or shit on.
does this mean we get one less womens match at mania?
>destroying your mid-card so your main event looks every so slightly more hype
Regardless of the outcome, that match was pretty decent.
I guess they are about to unify the women's titles.
Not like they had anything planned for Asuka letting you know Vince gave no fucks about her.
So wait wtf is going on with Kofi? I haven't watched in a couple days.
Why does the camera man keep looking at that girl with the glasses, i've seen here 3 times so far.
Yea Forums and /jp/ UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO
>Charlotte being shoehorned into the Wrestlemania match has dragged both brands' women titles down
How hard is it to feel again after years of heavy opiate abuse?
Why does Kurt look like the lights are on but no one is home?
STOP SHOWING WHEN WRESTLING WAS GOOD FUCKING SNICKERS FAGGOTS
>Mandycucks BTFO
Unify the women's title
she's cute
>kurt being happy they're chanting "you suck"
>kurt can barely move but still wins matches
>kurt will win at Mania instead of going out on your back like you should
ive seen every saw movie in theatres and couldn't even tell you where we are in the series right now. i don't even know if jigsaw if even alive or not. they are just based suspense psychological thrillers
What's wrong with IPAs
Yes but now that womans match is going to be 30+
I was already having a shit day but now I'm just going to get dead fucking drunk... hell I might go for alcohol poisoning.
FAALKSDFALKDFJLAKDFJAF
I'M FUCKING SEETHING SEETHING SEETHING
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
He's out of chances and now has to rely on the power of friendship.
Hey, Asuka defended it clean against Becky once. It's fine.
Pure fucking KINO!!! Book it!!!
It's fake fighting
Let's see that loose, freshly fucked turd cutter fat boy
I'm gonna kill a random blonde lads
She's a plant like most people in the audience.
You guys know this was only so we can have the 4 horsewomen at the end of wrestlemania with the titles held up......
3 ad breaks, botched moonsault spot, mediocre finish
wow match of the year
yikes
i thought it was matthew perry, my interest has plummeted DESU
asians actually work hard and fought out of oppression, so they don't count
Reminder that Vince has not forgiven Japan for the shoot fight with Andre the Giant in NJPW
Nope, 17 matches
BMJ will get Lars
Well?
Can only imagine the boiling going on at SquaredReddit
FLABFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
...
it's scripted fighting and I'm not happy with the their script writing same way I might not like how a movie/tv show is scripted. it's a stupid decision I don't agree with.
good for you user
Not even gonna wish for anybody this week, that route only leads to heartbreak...
...pls Lana tho.
it's fucking happening
Charlotte will do it when she wins both
>He asked the mods to delete the post
Does that retard think everyone is just gonna forget what he said?
Lmao
Renee looking quite good tonight
Dont post blatant spoilers you buisness killing faggot
Imagine your gf convincing you to go on a tv show where you are tempted to get cucked
HAHA Me to BAsed AsukaCHAD!!
HAHA I think im gonna boof some adderall and drink some liquid xanax i got off a shady web site
Black out with my dick out jerking off to Tranny porn.
FUCK the E ill show em
join me brother
Liar liar liar liar liar liar liar
Super ok with Bliss consolation prize.
...Only to be ambushed by the Undisputed Era. What a perfect set up for their debut!
Man I really wish Kurt wasn't so fucked up. It's so painful to just watch him walk.
But Becky will be holding two titles
>Vince wants Lacey Evans vs Asuka at WM
>Lacey sucks so much they kill her push
>they try to push Mandy into the role
>she sucks
>forced to slap together a match for Asuka at the last second
>fuck it just give the belt to Charlotte
Asuka is done in wwe. Her choices are to leave or stay and be a jobber to the stars
based
We truly Live in Weimar II Electric Buggaloo
rollin' for aj
No. only the raw womens championship is on the line....
Vince must've not wanted for Kurt to go more than 2 minutes.
So i turned on my tv to see new champ but missed the pre march shit. Why did asula put her title up? Was this vince?
what is Chalotte changed that? lol oh god.
rollit
Asuka can't understand English and they made her look like a retard (which she is)
That almost sounded like a cm punk promo for a second there.