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I'm watching BTE
The caps keep playing WWE music, heard Becky and evolution already.
Watching smack with muh anonymous frens
I had a shit day at work so I need a good Smackdown tonight guys. Like a really good Smackdown, best of the month kinda Smackdown.
Or do you guys got any good matches to suggest to lift my spirits? Just something to make me feel less annoyed and pissed off.
Lana has an ugly face
Kurt or AJ going over
honestly. WWE is my only escape from clownworld
Im eating chickn
cringe
>Or do you guys got any good matches to suggest to lift my spirits?
If you've got the network, check out "The Bad Guy Comes to ECW" in the hidden gems section. comfy af
I never watched SVU after they lost Stone Cold Stabler
Have ya tried not being a lil bitch?
I want to have sex with Becky Lynch and there's nothing anyone can say that will change my mind
Can't say I have since I'm not a little bitch but how do you deal with it?
"She" has a dick
Charlotte wins the Women's Title
Kofi gets his title match
Tag title clusterfuck made
BASED BIG DIMES ALITA
Tonight
Alita thread?
youtube.com
She makes me seethe
Can't wait for her match to end
Arena packed with tarps in the stands
And there's no use in watching
Becky
Junkie
Becky
Junkie
Law and Order SVU has some kino episodes
This ain't one of them though
I've got my weed to dull my brain and my coffee to keep it awake; I'm ready for pro wrestling.
This should be a Yea Forums banner
Who drinks coffee at night oh yeah white ""people""" and crackheads
>I'm watching BTE
So, last minute predictions? What happens with the SD women's title?
what the fuck is an uncasville
Will the New Day murder Vince?
based
DX CHADS RISE UP
>Angle vs Styles
So much for that brand split
>sold out Mohegan Center
KOFI IS A DRAW. HE KILLED THE TARP MEME
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARMELLA
Who this PAWG
Brad Maddox cums on it
>mom walks in
Sorry im not gay i dont like telling men to suck my dick
People want this MLP looking nigger to be champ baka desu senpai
Fuck yeah, my gf is on some stupid volunteer trip to some African shithole country for a few weeks to teach some dumb niggers some stuff.
I get to watch tonight's SD, next week's go home shows and Mania in peace.
New Day about to quit for AEW CONFIRMED
>kofi is actually over
Charlotte is beating Asuka tonight. Smarks BTFO. Unification at Mania
Based Marcelo exposing smarks, if Ali didn't get injured no one would be talking about Kofi today
SHUT IT DOWN
Lance Storm shoutout
Based
We Lance Storm now
Will Lance bury Xavier for that
your gf is coming back with aids lmao
learn what a PAWG is and I'll tell ya diphit
5 years together? wtf literally nothing interesting happened to New Day until 3 weeks ago
Too high lads if this Raw aint good im just gonna go rub my ding-dong diddly
I'm here
S
O
S
GOOD RIDDANCE
COULDNT HANG
NEVER COULD
They are going to AEW I'm calling it right now CAP this shit faggots
>implying he can continue to stay over with the strap
>only 5 years
the fuck, seems way longer than that
>open the show with the shines complaining again
Give me a name, bruh
I just wanna pump some mixed race babies into her.
based worked user
I'll tell you one thing that I don't want to cum inside of, and that's anyone who enjoys the Harry Potter franchise. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>Vince walks out
>"You're going back to Africa!"
Why are smack crowds so much better than Raw ones?
What are your Smack snacks guys? I'm eating this right now
>tfw only white men and kids like the new day
New Day to AEW?
those three chimps need to walk to the welfare office
End of an Era
>come out happily with pancakes
>now SERIOUS and selling the storyline
The only demographic that matters in wrestling
>snack
I bet you smell fucking awful
are they aware they are niggers? they just don't get to be world champions
I fucking HATE how that fucking geeky nigger always makes everything about himself
Rawchads are about to take over this thread FYI
Just ate some of my Birthday Cake
These.. honestly they're pretty bland and shit.
Smack is better so the crowd is more interested which leads to increased engagement
> No Chance, You Got No Chance Nig-Gers!
Discuss Smack in here frens
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>Broken Chairymous
this whole storyline is a fucking dumpster fire
the only good things Kofi ever did was his mini feud with Orton and his saves in the Rumble
>Eating grease off a plastic tray
Based Amerifat
YOU JUST ARENT HUMAN KOFI!!!!!
It'll be hilarious if he's live via satellite
same.
i'm so sick of the black mang being held down!
I wish these niggers would leave WWE.
>vince on sd again
Vince sure is on Smack a lot
>Vince’s tron is just the WWE logo
cringe
Happy Birthday!
Something something kettle chips.
VINCE IS 'BOUT TO SHUT DOWN NIGGER MANIA BROTHER -HH
Happy Birthday, user
BASED
>Vince showing up Smack back to back weeks
Rawshits BTFO
>11 years
Who cares? Ryder's been there longer. Where's his Title match?
>not even 5 mins in
Is that a croissant on a steak?
>Kofi actually lead to Vince getting something other than bowing and cheering
wow
>wwe twitter already posted kofi is facing brayn for the title
what is the point of this segment?
Reminder vince only works with talent he believes in
based niggers making the smack fags SEETHE
BASED VINCE
Does that stupid fucking faggot Kofi ever talk?
Good on Vince for not blowing his quads getting into the ring
holy fucking children of bodom goes over
BOW DOWN TO BASED VINCE
Your gf is fucking Mandingo right now
LOL BRYAN
BASED FRESH AFTERNOON
Yeah and then the charges will get dropped suddenly for no reason.
Jesus Christ lads... something is going on with Asuka tonight
It doesn't look good
hottie
Based
People actual enjoy smackdown
>Vince starting to look his age
It saddens me bros since he was so active for so damn long
>fresh afternoon
BASED
HE SAID IT
HE SAID WHAT WE WERE ALL THINKING BROS
oh god DB just buried Vince, WWE, The New Day, and existence itself!
BASED D BRY SHOOTING ON NIG DAY
>FRESH AFTERNOON
>"First of all I'd like to say... FUCK NIGGERS"
VINCE NO!
>fresh afternoon
Holy shit Bryan is based
>eating chicken and waffles while black wrestlers are in the ring
what did you mean by this?
>he's right ya know
Fresh afternoon is a pretty good name
Absolutely this, give him the strap Vince he's ready.
KOFI IS A FUCKING LOSER
Bryan is so fucking based
WOO WOO WOO
>KOFI KINGSTON IS NOTHING BUT A DING-DONG DIDDLY BULBASAUR
Holy shit!
>Bryan cuts promo where he says he already beat Kofi
>wonders why the fuck he has to face him again
>this point is fucking ignored in this retarded "story"
THE REALITY THAT I BANGED PAIGE WITH MY TINY BLACK DONG
Ahem...your attention please.
Why the fuck is the nerd nigger the one talking? It isn't about him
Based Vince shucking and jiving
YOU GONNA QUIT YOU NIGGERS
TYPICAL HUH?!
YA DING-DONG DIDDLY QUIT!?!?!??!
Vince is based
BASED
when is kofi going to talk?
it's always the gay big negro and the geek negro talking for him
>Bryan calls out blacks and their black fragility
Ronda is uber cute with those glasses.
Cuckolds, get out.
She doesn't like black guys and is only going there because she is one of those save the world types.
>NIGGER
gee mr mcman
>faced kofi multiple times the last 2 months
>y-you're scared
EVERYBODY LOVES NIGGERS THESE DAYS
Based and Broskipilled
>too scared to face him one on one
>literally did it last week
Vinnie mac hates niggers.He's raycis
Imagine if Vince just collapsed and died while giving promo
>that cutie in that tank top in the upper right
ANOTHER gauntlet match
jesus christ
BASED VINCE
>another gauntlet match
HE'S YOUR BROTHER E AND WOODS
DO IT FOR YOUR BROTHER
CMON BROS WHERES THE NIGGAHOOD
ANOTHER GAUNTLET MATCH
vince's delivery is really weak
is vince going senile?
Another fucking nigger gauntlet match fucking booooooooooring
she’s a Becky mark too, absolutely based
New Week
Same Shit
>Tag Team Guanlet
inb4 Primo and Epico
>another gauntlet match
This is becoming Raw Women's title level of overbooked
Why the fuck are all streams broken?
>11 years already
vince stroking out?:
would give her my ding-dong diddly dingus
BASED EYE
This Kofi storyline....What went wrong?
>bryon mentions glass ceiling
yep im out
WOO WOO WOO
based Bryan shooting on the New Day
Get a tv you broke nigger
>b-but im in college
Broke nigger
Just like Becky vs Ronda, the McMahons got involved
lmao, this was predicted last week. The entire roster is going to "quit" in protest
>Tag team gauntlet match
>to get Kofi his match
They ran out of ideas to get Kofi into this match.
kofi will lose at wrestlemania, be vinces boy and turn on new day to be champ at summerslam
One week and I decide to watch WWE all the streams are fucking broken nice
Who’s this discount Renee?
why does this new interview girl look like Charles?
Holy fucking yuck. Just vomited
BECKDAB
Jesus Christ, Daniel, going for the throat aren't we?
Time to mute this trash
Renee looks different
>backstage interviewer
>not caramel colour
what is going on
>More Renee clones
BASED RYDER BTFO OF BULBASAURS
you KNOW it
>hey user, I heard you were talking shit on me again
Eating ?
it's booze time silly .
>Asuka is dropping the title to Becky Charlotte or Ronda tonight
Started drinking already, got my rope ready
>women shit
there goes the rating
BROS JUST GOT WORD FROM GORILLA
GET READY FOR AN ANDRADE FUCKING LIVE
CHARLES GETS BEANED LIVE
People used to say that closing shows didn't matter back when WWE refused to let CM Punk for most of his WWE title run. Now WWE is making making a big deal about women's main event at maina.
>Actually calling Charles a 3rd wheel
>asking what she adds to the match
I hate Becky, but she's right
OII RONNIE YA LIL WEIRDO SHARRRLETTE FLAYERRR YA UNDESERVING ARGHHHHHHHH IM DA MAN ARHGGGGHHH
WWE writers are the fucking worst.
Charles' dick is getting bigger
>kofi doesn't get to be added in the match by himself
Why can't the new day invade the show or some shit, it will be kino since bryan did it when he was a face
Becky get off your phone
>DUDE WOMEN HISTORICAL WOMEN HISTORICAL WOMEN HISTORICAL WOMEN HISTORICAL WOMEN HISTORICAL LMAO
>DUDE ESPN LMAO
>DUDE TWITTER LAMO
And this is why it's so hard to take anything women do seriously in the US.
>both shows every week for months
just fuck off already
Ryderfags cringing up the Smackchad thread
Based
Want to huff her ding-dong diddly braps
Charles is winning at WM. They'll want that shot of her closing WM with the title.
>HISTORICAL, GROUNDBREAKING, EPIC
>*shows the first tweet*
>"YAAAAAASSSS QUEEN PUTTING BEYONCE ON RIGHT NOW!!!"
>these are the same stupid cuckolds thinking Kofi is over
What did i miss in the first 10 minutes
I just saw BEKO but what was before that
>What does that undeserving third wheel bring to this match?
well she's right
*click*
Faggot
uhhhh guys...
youtube.com
Had to go dilate, have I missed anything?
>Kofi buries a bunch of mid-to-high card talent
>now New Day is going to bury a bunch of tag team talent
the absolute state of the B-show
I've already had a shit day today I don't want it to get more shit.
This feud has only been lessened since Charles was added
All my usual streams keep playing basketball tonight even though they're clearly labeled wrestling... it's like God doesn't want me to watch. What have I missed?
>buried riot squad for no reason last night
who is Charles going to bury tonight?
gosh those tits
Bryan buried everyone
Holy fuck she's actually losing the title
ok what in the FUCK are they doing with asuka
MOMMY
BASED CHARLOTTE ABOUT TO WIN THE TITLE
lol Asuka about to lose her title to Charlotte just so Becky can win both belts ant Mania.
asuka
What is the point of Asuka?
We're everywhere, stay seething lil guy.
wanna FUCK charlotte
Charlotte looks like she's had work done.
She looks kinda hot.
Glad I’m not the only one. And the one that does work freezes constantly.
dancing gimmick
FAT AND WIDE
This fucking match could have happened at Wrestlemania but instead they had to force Charles into the hottest feud in the company and kill it
It shocks me how incompetent this company is at times
FAT AND WIDE
HUNDREDS I WEIGH
MOMMY
FATSUKA BTFO
FATGOOKA GETTING BTFO
God I hope Charles goes over at WM
charles looking thicc as all get out
BASED QUEEN IS GOING OVER
FUCK FLABSKA
SURPRISE TITLE MATCH?!?!
hahahahahahaha Flabfags on sudoku watch, she's losing the title and off the WM card
oh god it's happening jfc
Nooooooooo mommy is losing the title
WTF UNIFICATION MATCH AT MANIA?
holy fuck
Wait is charles on SD or RAW? I'm confused
Smae
>This fucking match could have happened at Wrestlemania
It did.
Saw that too.
Cringe and Bluepilled
COME THE FUCK ON!!!!
HOLY SHIT, BECKY IS GOING TO UNITE THE TITLES AT MANIA
what browser does Yea Forums use to browse the 'chon?
>what does charles add to the match
>now this
Oh hell no
Is it me or has this WrestleMania season and it's build up to it been one of the most underwhelming in recent history?
>November 2019
>Smackdown - Friday
>NXT Wargames - Saturday
>Survivor Series - Sunday
>RAW - Monday
Tickets on sale Friday. Which events should I get tickets to?
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO ON NO NO NO
GOOKFAGS BTFO
Big pops Asuka
what the fuck is happening
poor asuka
ya seethe, asukafags?
imagine the smells
Fatal 4 way at Wrestlemania for unified title after Charlotte wins to make things even more fucked up tbqh family
oh my god shes going to be double champ
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
kek I really want Charles to win this to meme on some weebs tonight
WHAT THE HELL
Is there a point to this?
IF THERE'S A CUPCAKE
I'M ON MY WAY
BASED BEX
Does this mean that Kairi is coming to the main roster soon?
Good fucking god Charles is taking the title to Mania both are dropped to Bex and united while Asuka becomes a comedy dancing jobber again. Mother fucker
Asuka's entrance is the coolest shit when you're on acid
>Charlotte hasn't won a match all year
>gets a title shot when she already has one at Mania
E-drones will defend this
I don't fuck trassexuals
So Becky interferes, right?
>Alita is spotted in backstage
>per dave meltzer
Shut the fuck up faggot bitch
Asuka bros....
Hold me
>They're actually going to bury the Best woman they've got to get Charlotte over A G A I N
>Titles united at Mania
>women move to RAW
>SDL wins again
>Charles breaks the title record on a meaningless SD
>Becky unites the belts at Mania
BASED
Me on the right
>he doesn't like Bex
incel detected
>Is it me
literally everyone has been saying this
What could she possibly have to offer?
hey weeb!
...
All 5
not what I heard
>Asuka's entrance is the coolest shit when you're on acid
Survivor Series and Raw
>it's happening
autism
asuka will retain via dq, ya marks
>record matters
t. e-drone
What are the odds that Charles win the championship tonight and then proceed to unify the RAM and Smack Championships at WM?
new
Course not, they fuck you faggot.
LEND CLOWN MOMMY YOUR ENERGY
maybe itll chsnge to just be Ronda v Bex and Charlotte v Asuka. we can hope guys... *cries in weeb*
...
AND NEW
post the one with the dick
this time shes an actual hell, so it might work....kinda.
or they just wanna unify the belts.
Boys i'm making myself a seiblokk for this kino i'm about to witness
Sixth one was fraud stolen from Drew Brees.
Please god no