Serious question. Why doesn't WWE even ATTEMPT to make their shows fun and memorable anymore?

Serious question. Why doesn't WWE even ATTEMPT to make their shows fun and memorable anymore?

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because they can't do so every week so instead they condition their (dwindling) audience sit through boring muck

crash tv is the reason it's called that, you can't do it every week, eventually you will crash and burn.

>don't do anything good because you can't repeat it
Gotcha

They're making record profits doing the absolute bare minimum. The product is the ultra micro managed sterile bullshit McMahon always wanted it to be in the first place. When Vinny dies we're gonna get a weird mix of HHH's desire to turn everything into IndieMania and Stephanie's desire to go full on SJW. Things are bad now and they're going to get worse when Vince dies.

How's your territory doing?

Because someone might get over.
Can't let that happen anymore pal, brand is too important.

Doesn't Vince get bored out of his fucking mind watching that shit every week though? You would think even he would want to do something interesting once in a while.

Vince is old.
Stuff like Bobbo v Finn is based at first but he forgets he already did it so he does it again the same exact way.
Roman v Drew sounds based but expect it to happen every week on Raw after Mania.

I think we all know the man is mentally ill. As well as an Autist and a faggot. He just has fun playing with his toys HIS way every week and jacking off to the footage later.

>Austin had is iconic beer truck moment
>Kurt had his icon milk truck moment to parody Austin
>the logical followup with CM Punk and a pepis truck never happened

WWE has been on decline for a long long time.

>record profits
This is objectively false. The biggest profits they're getting are lump sum mark payloads which is not a feasible long-term strategy. Attendance is down, ratings are down, merchandise is down.

Why would he care? As long as the money keeps coming in there's absolutely no reason to change the show.

Because over the past 5 years nothing has really been worthy to be in video packages 15 years from now.

Mmmm stock holders

>15 years from now the WWE network special titled “The Reality Era” will just consist of promo segments and Braun flipping shit

What are you talking about???

Not to long ago WWE had 3 black gay guys in sky blue and pink outfits doing booty pop dances and eating pancakes.

Whats not memorable about that!

Vince is legit autistic, he enjoys the boring liner goofy cartoon shit. He never wanted to do the AE stuff, his people around him had to convince him. He always wanted to keep the cartoony shit that originally made his company big and he was behind like 90% of those shit gimmicks during the New Gen Era

More like TRASH TV lmao, Russofags BTFO

the old day stuff was pretty memorable.

Based

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There's always risks when you try and push the boundaries, that's why everyone has scripted promos and why PG/womens rights is at an all time high.
WWE aren't competing with anyone and they have enough money to keep the company on cruise control.

Doesn't help that the hardcore smarks encourage this behaviour by watching religiously and cheering for work rate manlets/divashit.