Wrestlemania 35 card

When the main event is a piss break you have a problem

I just got back into wrestling and 34 was one of the first things I watched. Man was I beyond disappointed. Only highlight for me was seeing that Kurt Angle was still in the game.
And shame about Triple H's hair.

yeah it was pretty shit. this year's card looks even worse. vince has stopped putting on good mania cards for some reason, i think it's because wrestlemania itself is the draw.

The last three wrestlemanias have ended on piss breaks...this piss break is slightly better because we know it won't end on
>roman wins

Pretty insane how bad Wrestlemania has become.

It's okay to admit you'll be watching it Yea Forums, you aren't fooling anyone by pretending to be cool and different.

To make this show fun, you're going to need so much beer that you actually need this many piss breaks.

>he thinks not watching Mania is "different"
These days, actually watching this flaming turd of a show would be considered "different".

holy shit these boring ass 1v1 matches

Having a fair lot of singles bouts is one of the few good things here. It beats having loads of multi-man chaotic spotfests where everybody needs to put their few moves in. You're right that the singles matches they have are mostly boring and shit, but at least they're singles matches.

Matches that could be great
>Orton vs AJ
>Joe vs. Mysterio

Matches that could be good
>Bryan vs. Kofi
>Murphy vs. Nese
>BBD vs. Drew

Matches that will be shit
>Everything else

Th-thanks, WWE

Hopefully they get rid of the women's battle royal

Also, the pre-show will be:
>RAM Tag Team Championship match
>Murphy vs Nese
>Balor vs Lashley

They announced 17 matches, so I'm guessing they're adding the tag matches and probably one other match. Either the women's shitter battle or maybe something with BMJ or Taker. But no real indication of that so far.

Nah, it'll be some shitty segment with Taker and Elias, which will end up with Taker burying Elias

>it's ok when Nu Japan does it

Have tons of boring singles matches on a card? No, it wouldn't be ok. That hasn't happened yet, though.

>That hasn't happened yet, though

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Part-timers / jobbers / wahmen / filler - what a time to be a rasslin' fan

>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
Just want to see this for shits and giggles.
>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
Will suck balls. I don't want to see either of them.
>Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
Kurt is almost immobile, Corbin is the worst opponent they could have picked
>HHH vs. Batista
Could actually be an OK brawl. Not looking forward to Haitch's 20 minute entrance.
>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
Could be fun.
>Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles
Could be very good. Could also be a boring shitfest leading up to one creative RKO.
>Roman Reigns vs. Drew MyIntyre
Not a fan of Reigns, but this might be decent.
>Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
Looking forward to this.
>Bobby Lashley vs. Finn Balor (IC Championship)
Couldn't care less.
>Sasha & Bayley vs. Nia & Tamina vs. Beth & Natalya vs. The Iconics (Women's Tag Team Championship)
Will watch this for the possibly career-ending bothces
>Asuka vs. tbd (Mandy Rose / Sonya Deville / Carmella / Naomi) (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
Don't care at all.
>Buddy Murphy vs. Tony Nese (Cruiserweight Championship)
Will be the best wrestling match on the card.
>Andre The Giant Battle Royal (Braun Strowman)
PLEASE NO
>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)
Could be good.
>The Revival vs. Bobby Roode & Chad Gable (RAW Tag Team Championship)
Don't care
>The Uso's vs. The Hardy's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)
Don't care
>Woman's Battle Royal
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also, they should just book Uso's vs Revival to unify the belts and cut back on meaningless titles.

I'll take the bait, you dont watch NJPW do you?

>WK13
>7/9 matches are single matches, a 77.8%. 70% if you include dark match

>WM
>10 singles out of supposedly 17 matches,58.8%

>It's ok when Nu Japan does it
>bait
>state of Nu JUSTpanetties

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He was talking about boring single matches, not single matches

>muh qualifiers

This is what i call a JUST COPE

Miz/Shane, RO/AJ and Reigns/Drew could be cool but there is no fucking way i'm sitting trough 8 hours of this shit for potentially three good matches.

I don't care about the rest aside from maybe if they swerve Angle's opponent for Cena.

>>Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
When was this announced? Bullshit where is cena
This. WM is about spectacle. Get rid of Shane vs miz for a 20 min Nakamura entrance

Wrestlemania weekend's great, even the Hall of Fame should be entertaining.

What, you don't have enough friends to order pizzas and throw a Mania watch party with the boyz?

>no gimmick matches
Where did it go so wrong

Attempting to break it down
>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
Eh
>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
BASED if Brock wins, blehh if Sethetty wins
>Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
Meh
>HHH vs. Batista
Will be shitposting kino
>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
MIZ DAD!
>Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles
BASED
>Roman Reigns vs. Drew MyIntyre
BASED
>Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
BASADO
>Bobby Lashley vs. Finn Balor (IC Championship)
Bobbo frens unite
>Sasha & Bayley vs. Nia & Tamina vs. Beth & Natalya vs. The Iconics (Women's Tag Team Championship)
Piss break
>Asuka vs. tbd (Mandy Rose / Sonya Deville / Carmella / Naomi)
Piss break
(Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
>Buddy Murphy vs. Tony Nese (Cruiserweight Championship)
The part where the night is still young and you're still full of energy but eyes are glazing over every moves and flips they do but nothing registers into your brain
>Andre The Giant Battle Royal (Braun Strowman)
Maybe I'll order some pizza

Extremely likely:
>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)
Meh

Probably, because muh 17 matches:
>The Revival vs. Bobby Roode & Chad Gable (RAW Tag Team Championship)
Meh
>The Uso's vs. The Hardy's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)
Meh
>Woman's Battle Royal
Meh

If you don't give a shit to half the things on this show, it will literally be a 4 hour show and use the remaining time shagging some bitches

Looks pretty boring really. I’ll probably tune in to watch Becky but that’s it

>Sasha & Bayley vs. Nia & Tamina vs. Beth & Natalya vs. The Iconics (Women's Tag Team Championship)
>Asuka vs. tbd (Mandy Rose / Sonya Deville / Carmella / Naomi) (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
>Buddy Murphy vs. Tony Nese (Cruiserweight Championship)
>Andre The Giant Battle Royal (Braun Strowman)

Extremely likely:
>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)

Probably, because muh 17 matches:
>The Revival vs. Bobby Roode & Chad Gable (RAW Tag Team Championship)
>The Uso's vs. The Hardy's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)
>Woman's Battle Royal

hoping the bottom up is the order, minus kofi vs d-bry.

Thats when I will tune in..

HHH vs Batista is a No Holds Barred match

Uso's vs Revival vs Hardy's vs Ricochet & Black in a tag team title unification ladder match would be BASED.

Sorry I'm watching New Japan

Enjoy your virginity.

>The Revival vs. Bobby Roode & Chad Gable (RAW Tag Team Championship)
SNORIOUS
I WILL SLEEP IN, I WILL SLEEP IN
I'M ON THE FLOORIOUS

Also add the Undertaker "vs" Elias
It's like the opposite of Wrestlemania 16

Are Roode & Gable even still a team? I'm pretty sure it's gonna be Black & Rico based on what happened on RAW.

>all of these rematches
Bleh, the only stories i cared about this road ti wm were miz vs shane and bryan vs kofi, never been so unexcited for wrestlemania

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So was I, but they're also scheduled to compete for the tag titles at Takeover the night before.

But they'll lose that

But booking them in advance for both events for both titles seems stupid. Even for WWE.

I think they're going to unify all 3 sets of belts. Pretty shitty for a makeshift team to get that type of rub but it needs to happen to fix the tag division in WWE.

am i the only one that thinks angle is finishing corbin in less than a minute? then he asks for a better opponent for his last match and cena comes out.
feels weird to give him match ups against guys like joe only to have it end with corbin.

It literally is, but not sure about the Cena part. The outrage has been so dumb because Angle is literally a walking corpse now and it's going to be a squash match, or 5 minutes at max where Kurt destroys Corbin.

it plays in the background

....if i get the day off
......and if I get one of those buy one month, get 2 months free deal they usually give to nonsubscribers

>>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
zzzzzzz. Who cares
>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
Might be cool, especially as I genuinely don't know who will win. If Roman was still cancer ridden, then it'd be an easy pick for Rollins, but that's not the case anymore.
>Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
Nice to see Angle taking the "broken old man I feel sorry for" place from the undertaker this year
>HHH vs. Batista
Maybe the worst build up to any match this Mania. I still have no fucking idea what they're even fighting for, and I don't care by this point
>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
Another McMahon feud. How original
>Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles
Can't wait to see Randy Boreton apply a 5 minute long headlock
>Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio
Looking forward to see these two fight. Both great in the ring, even if they are both well past their prime.
>Roman Reigns vs. Drew MyIntyre
Reigns wins, lol
>Bobby Lashley vs. Finn Balor
Does anyone care about anything Twink Balor does?

>Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch (RAW Woman's Chamionship)
I'll watch based on Ronda's great squashes and Becky & Charlotte's ladder match

>Brock Lesnar vs. Seth Rollins (Universal Championship)
I'll watch to laugh at Seth put the crowd to bed and tank another opportunity to be top guy

>Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
Fuck no

>HHH vs. Batista
I'd watch if it I wasn't sure it will be Paul getting his ego over

>The Miz vs. Shane McMahon
Fuck no

>Randy Orton vs. AJ Styles
I'll watch if RKO tries

>Roman Reigns vs. Drew MyIntyre
Fuck no

>Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio (US Championship)
Will be 10 minute RAW match quality

>Bobby Lashley vs. Finn Balor (IC Championship)
Will be 10 minute RAW match quality

>Sasha & Bayley vs. Nia & Tamina vs. Beth & Natalya vs. The Iconics (Women's Tag Team Championship)
Watch for Sasha & Bayley's asses

>Asuka vs. tbd (Mandy Rose / Sonya Deville / Carmella / Naomi) (Smackdown Woman's Chamionship)
Fuck no

>Buddy Murphy vs. Tony Nese (Cruiserweight Championship)
Fuck no. Who?

>Andre The Giant Battle Royal (Braun Strowman)
Fuck no

Extremely likely:
>Daniel Bryan vs. Kofi Kingston (WWE Championship)
Sure

Probably, because muh 17 matches:
>The Revival vs. Bobby Roode & Chad Gable (RAW Tag Team Championship)
>The Uso's vs. The Hardy's (Smackdown Tag Team Championship)
>Woman's Battle Royal
Fuck no

Do yourself a favour. Don’t suck 17 (seventeen) logs of shit out of Vincetty’s ass for over 8 (eight) hours, E-pals

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it's also supposed to rain that day

i'm seeing like ten wrestling shows this week and i turned down a free ticket to mania

>No Deano Machineo
I guess he really is leaving

Where’s carter v wolfcuck?

rentfree

Hana watches WWE so I will too

Lot of garbage, but it's not a bad card. It's certainly unpredictable. I feel like it's missing a "blood feud" though. None of these feuds even existed until two months ago.

>8 hour Sunday night RAW

. . .

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HOLY FUCKING BASED
cringe

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>leaves his Top Spot in New Japan
>not even on Wrestlemania card 3 years later
OH NO NO NO, serves you right Nakameme

Where's the undercarder match

Roman didnt win last year or in 2015.

Austistically sperging out I see

>post this
>be a 5 ft tall 120 pound weebs with waifu pillow and no friends

>17 matches
>All uninteresting trash

Quite a feat.

Should've watched 33 or 31. They were pretty kino.

yes, roman shockingly lost, creating THE SINGLE MOST AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSING AND SHITE WRESTLEMANIA ENDING OF ALL TIME.

seriously. wait til we're in the 40s and we'll look back on it shaking our heads and asking what the flying fuck was going on.

A Roman win would've been equally shit. Maybe even more.

Prepare yourself for Charlotte to win and the show to end on an even awkwarder less wanted ending than that...theres no way all three faces win and they booked themselves into a corner where Kofi and Seth can't lose

Will they debut at WrestleMania?

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Nah, the Lesnar win just dragged the feud on for four more painful months. Having him lose at Mania was a waste.

No, Roman winning would have been still booed, but there would have been people cheering it.
This made no sense, because people wanted that story to be over.
Cut your losses and move on. Make Roman really the guy. Just fully focus on him and stop pretending you are not, because he hasn't beaten Brock. Enough with that.
They failed to do that. It was a mistake.

>theres no way all three faces win
Why not? Do you have some business reason why they cannot win?