"Wrestle"Mania

>Ronda v Charles v Bex
>Paul v Dave
>Brock v Seth
>Shane v Miz
>AJ v Orton
>Joe v Rey
>Kurt v Corbin
>Cruiserweights
>Drew v Roman (who faked having cancer)
>Bobbo v Finn
>4 way women tag
>Fatsuka v who cares
>battle royal featuring the cast of SNL
>Bryan v niggers
>Lexi segments sprinkled throughout
>15 hours long

Miss me with this gay shit lol. I only watch New Japan and AEW.

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There are people on this boaed who are going to spend 8 hours watching wrestling. I'm sorry I like wrestling as much as you bros but at some point your love for this becomes autistic

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I got booze and chips to shitpost with the user during the whole day, just gotta go to Church first.

Make the switch brother

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>just gotta go to Church first.
Based.

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good card, keep seething lardass

Who's seething? I'm not the one paying 9.99 a month for this shit card.

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>women main event the longest (and shittest) wrestling event in history
>when it's time for their match the crowd will be so dead and exhausted they'll shit all over it
>the "historic" moment will be ruined
>Steph will will get worked into a seethe
>Paul will literally get his asshole torn open
>women will never main event again

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And I'm not the one paying 11.99 to hear two autists screech about a sport they weren't good enough to participate in

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>not being rich

lol

15 months in the making
15 stars incoming

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>New Japan is working MSG, the world's most famous arena, WM weekend and they will put on a far superior show and attract more media attention.
>WWMEME is in new jersey about to put on one of the worst shows of all time

OH NO NO NO NO

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>AJ v Orton
This match pretty much just exists so Orton can counter the 450 in to an RKO yeah?

Why does any wwmeme "match" exist? Dave & Paul is only happening so Paul and his Cunt can have a 15 minute ego stroking entrance.

Cringe

cringe and racist

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I only watch about 30 hours in an entire year so I don't care

>$10 a month
>rich

there isn't a single match i want to see

Make the switch

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Based

>being so poor that you’re frugal over 10 bucks a month

lol

Yeah.....this is a WrestleMania I'm legit skipping. There's nothing worth watching live instead if a replay on RAW

>being so poor you think $10 a month is a lot
>being so poor you're stupid with your money so you waste it on stupid shit because you're retarded

NNNNNMGGGGGGG WHERE IS HE

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signing autographs for $5 a pop at the penis party.

>(who faked having cancer)
obsessed

>being so poor you're stupid with your money
makes no sense ya dumb jap mark now stop seething

It makes perfect sense ya brain dead simp, you're just a brainlet.

I’ll be watching every minute with my e-chads

>No one mentions WOR at all in this whole thread
rent free

No you won't.

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based

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The women tag division is just worthless.

Drew vs roman, bobby vs finn are just fucking RAW rematches, of the worst year of RAW in ages mind you.

The battle royal is absurd.

I just want to see Brian vs Kofi and Aj vs orton and the US title because those might be cool matches. I don´t expect shit from Orton tho.

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