RAM Gamethread #5
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>Kurt has another match tomorrow
He's dying
>Samoa Jobber
pls god no
Worst Trips theme
For real anyone know good cheating confession JOI?
I'm so high I can't keep my eyes open
>gaytch
BASED TRIPS SAVING THIS SHITSHOW
Pit bros...
Post diva pits
where is rollchad?
>tfw going to the last raw before wrestlmania
What are the odds I see Kurt literally die in the ring?
>another Drew vs. Dean meme match main event
It's impressive that Kurt is the size of a manlet but moves like the Big Show
based weedman
CRINGE GAYTCH MAKING THIS SHIT EVEN WORSE
MY NIGGA
Not enough flips for ya little guy?
BRAP!!
based
>getting the interns to pist for you
pretty sad even for you, Paul
Not only can't kurt move at all but any movement is incredibly painful
>Bra'tac in some shitty bean horror film
Joe is a top 3 talent in the company.
Carrying a solid brick around like that is not easy to do.
he's a big guy
it was sort of clever to put Angle against Joe to hide how slow and awful Kurt is now. Just blame it all on Joe being a big heavy guy to explain why he can't do a german suplex properly. Joe also has a low effort submission finisher so there was no risk of injuring him with a big finishing spot.
what the fuck? I love Vince Russo now
he moves worse in the ring than carder now
una sneeda
me dropkicking my little brother
>Joe still has the clutch locked in on the ground, thus left shoulder up the entire time
Gotta make kurt look strong somehow, I guess.
someone get DDP on the line for Kurt's sake
just one more match and all Kurt's suffering will be over
Someone post that botched suplex
Oh god that was cringe
D-did he just make that shit up?
christ
i dont want this
based HHH pulling a standing ovation longer than the collective of Yea Forums has had sex
jesus fucking christ what a self mark
rip kurt
>this was not given
How do you explain Charles then.
Who was in the wrong here?
This Raw is boring. Let's jam to some tunes.
soundcloud.com
XD
YOU SEE RICHARD FLIEHR
RICHARD FLEEEEEEEEEEURR
>this what not given
it's fake so yeah it is given
based envelope going over gaytch clean
buried
doing the job
>50yo
>he thinks metal and leather jacket are cool
Someone take this cringe boomer out of my tv show
>I’m doing the job for the envelope
Based
>all the women should be proud
>it was not given, it was earned
over half those women have been here well over a year and done nothing but job to the few chosen ones, and then Ronda came out of nowhere and was given the title.
>jobbing to a fucking envelope
DOING THE JOB
It looks like Kurt tried to block the suplex.
EARNED
QUIT EXPOSING THE FUCKING BUSINESS PAUL
This is pretty fucking weird desu senpai what is going on
Why's Haitch in such good spirits, lads?
cringe
based face HHH sucking up to the simp crowd
Give envelope the strap, brother
>I'm doing the job for the envelope
PAUL STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS
>buried in my pocket
Based envolope getting a monster push
t. Phil Brooks
I also heard it was longer than Nash's rape in the summer of 92
geez Haitch youre dying out there
This is hhh being relatable
>go for snap suplex
>snap Kurt's neck
How is Kurt even going to work against AJ? I'm sure that needing to wrestle two nights in a row is going to kill the man.
PAUL STOP EXPOSING YOUR CHARACTER
Kurt can't even take a suplex anymore? The guy can barely move. It's embarrassing. Why are they giving him a bunch of matches and a match at Wrestlemania?
Why does HHH hate the black community?
kayfabe is fucking dead
Is Rocket gonna help Batista at Mania?
Envelope teaming with Strowman for the tag titles at Mania
My god is he still talking?
he doesn't seem his usual monotone prick self
Kurt was so fucking based that Yea Forums can't even shitpost on him, we jus sad
He's not around steph
t. rent free landlord
This is Cunter sucking his own stubby cock yet again
BASED REV D VON REFERENCE
okay this is very cringe promo
This is unironically the best promo Trips has ever given.
oh shit he's gonna read it
kill me
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT PAUL
KEK BASED BIG DICK DAVE TRYING TO RE SCHEDULE WRESTLEMANIA
Literally a 10/10 promo holy shit
>Spice Girls reference in 2019
wtf is up with him tonight lmao
GEEZ THIS IS WORSE THAN THE SNL SHIT GOT DAAAAAM
>triple h cutting 40 minute promos
Business as usual
Holy shit that is truly awful.
Christ
Haitch please
I'LL TEL YOU WHAT I WANT
WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
Is this some DX promo shit?
kek
BASED
Tarps
NOOOOOOOOO
HHH MUST KEEP WRESTLING HES THE GOAT
GIB WHAT IWANT
so funny
wrap this shit up already
This is painfully unfunny Jesus fuck, Tri is straight cringe here
YA SEE DAVE
Batista big leaguing WWE
SAVE_US
Ok this is funny i'll admit
BASED DAVE.
PLEASE RETIRE PAUL.
t. Phil Brooks
>they IP blocked the entire airport
Jesus Christ
Jeezus he's doing a 20 minute promo again
Holy hell haitch, my sides
I hope he lets Batista go over, so he’s off the show for a “while”
haitch sound jelly that bats is making those big disney bucks
Trips is basically doing his promo and batistas promo all by himself.
Did HHH vape before coming out tonight? The fuck is he so le whacky goofball when he was so serious and angry last week
Thank you
>CHEESE?!!!
what the fuck is it with Hunter tonight
Rent free
Show me a better promo... I'll wait.
What's his name?
Triple H too comfortable on the mic he knows he can say anything he wants. Why do people boo Roman but not HHH
isn't he retired already though?
>batista is shoot retiring
fuck wwe is really gonna die in five years
>last man standing match will be about 10 minutes
fuck
there is something really shitty about writing a storyline for Dave to read and act, then making your character mock him for it
>only thing I'm obsessed with is... licking your ass!
Did he go too far?
imagine how much they spend on mics with the way they end promos
>recycling Shawn's storyline
What if it ends in a double count out and both retire?
NEXT PERSON THAT DROPS A MIC I FUKKEN SWEAR
>Haitch can't job out for Batista's last match
This has got to be one of the weakest buildups to Wrestlemania ever.Charles in the main event why?
BASED
This has gotta be some sort of OSHA violation at this point
>inb4 Steph gets involved in the match and takes a table bump and disappears for 3-5 months
I miss him lads. What the fuck happened?
Please respond lads
*Elias drawing $100 bills*
I bet she tastes like nutella.
>elias being robbed in new york
was the guy black?
BASED THIEF
Was that a nigger stealing from Elias?
>GET INTO THIS RING, DAVE. AND F*** ME LIKE A MAN.
Samoseph Joseph
what in the fuck is elias doing
...
kys
God I wish that were me
So Roman is going to interfere, right?
Sam
He got relegated back to the undercard where his jobber ass belongs
Worked
Another RAW ending with Dean getting buried?
we are on 4channel no racism allowed... i dont wanna report you guys.
it was Vince
it was Vince all along
Joseph Samoa'i
Based Drew WolfMagaChadPacNashIntyre main eventing raw again
I want to chew on Mickie's roast beef
nani?
Seething
based Snickers showing a glimpse of the better times
New Jack vs The Drifter?!
only time will tell..
BASED fuck pete rose
based
What's its ceiling ?
Is not a /pol/ thing, everyone knows if you go to new york or ohio you are either getting robbed, shot or BLACKED. Maybe all those thing but not in that order
I'm on purple haze.
your probably half right...
depression is a meme and a mindset. if u think u will be depressed u are. if u dont u wont. depressedfags will try to prove this wrong.
>want to fap on video chat to random girls but gained too much weight and now everytime they laugh at me and say my ding-dong diddly looks like a thumb
>I WANT TO CUM IN NUTELLA
How the fuck can they do last man standing in this amount of time?
It could be the next Stone Cold
bruh, this is WWE we're talking about, the pettiest mofos on the planet
I do all that stuff and don't feel depressed at all
>burger
>cola
>fries
>chips
>depression
how???
Lose weight, fat faggot.
Don’t let their criticism define you
Killing someone with poison adhesive.
Mmmmmmm
dean is getting squashed
>>Hit the weights
>>Hit the showers
>>Hit the clues
>mom found out about my Kevin Nash and Deadie folder
how do i explain this
based
Some people have legit chemical imbalance in brain and need therapy + meds to get better retard. Thats like going up to paralyzed person and saying "DUDE JUST WALK LOL YOU ONLY CRIPPLED BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE XD"
>on
okay
>last man standing
>less than 10 minutes
John Moxley better chainsaw Drew or this is a fucking dud.
DQ finish or some other bullshit to make it a no contest
bow down to the king of this board
Lmao thats what i literally believed for 18 years of my life
Incredible what we think we know
Needs moar cat pic
>6 woman tag match against the Riott Squad.
I wonder who will win.
Try going for a walk once in a while. Or even try to park at the far end of the parking lot. Itll be hard but itll get better
>10 minutes for a last man standing match
this is getting interrupted quickly
What happened to ring announcer Jojo?
BASED
Fat is a disease and fasting is the cure.
Gross
>tfw finally bought FIFA 19
life without Cristiano is weird but I'm repping Madrid for life
I dunno who's the bigger shitter, Ambrose or McIntyre
It never gets better. Life is suffering. Wer"e racing to a red light. The ends near. Praise jesus.
BASED Drew
Dean is done
2 minutes into the match and Dean already down for 8 count
and now ad break
>ANOTHER commercial
didn't they just come back from a commercial break
This is wrestling clapclap
um, being overweight? ergo no gf.
Bull fucking shit no way lmfaoooo
>been shitposting in the RAW gamethread all 3 horus and not one person replied to me
I guess there's always smack down
>commercial break in a 9 minute match
What the fucks going on
ponytail Drew looks so friendly
hair down Sheamus looks like Skrillex
>Dean watch out behind you! Oh gosh! Oh god!
Fasting causes diabetes. Better to eat.
I feel like wrestling needs more commercials.
some girls prefer big guys
Renee had better get in there and eat some chair shots for Dean.
>yfw this is dean's last match
fuck lads.....
I wanna see the WaCkY CLOOOTHESLINEEl one last time.
Who?
Here is a pity response for ya
new thread
>sodeep music for cheapass beer
Fat fuck cope
Fuckin ads mang.
have a (you) user
>takes a chair to the head
>OH GOSH!
As long as you got Navas in goal, youre golden
being punished for getting BRAY'd
>trying to work me
Nice try pal but ya ain't gonna work nothing tonight.
Raw sucks anyways bro, smeck is actually an interesting show
yay, we get one last shitty Dean suicide dive
>wanting cheap heat
Here you go.
blood!
Is Dean still leaving?
it's slow tonight user. Raw has been pretty weird too. Smack is comfier anyway.
who?
Dean is awful
can't talk, can't wrestle and absolutely cannot sell
Ambrose's finisher is a DDT
just watch some VIPER matches
Drew got a gash on his back
1 minute left
prepare for spear outta nowhere
Yuck. Fat cow. And that bitch Viper is a whale
>little bit left
whats that mean renee?
He can burn trash cans out in the parking lot.
I have a confession, I swapped out Navas to Courtois. Dude was getting scored on too much for me. It's an era coming to an end, been using him since 16.
Where was it?
dean is going to turn on roman after the shield powerbombs lesnar at wrestlemania
>Drew noselling a chair to the head and DD right after
well that was underwhelming
DdRrEeWw
MmCcIiNnTtYyRrEe
one of the worst RAWs of all time
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
Well that was certainly disappointing
Who is Undertaker facing at Mania?
YES NO MAYBE
his couch
last man standing had to run short because triple nose needed 15 minutes to read letters
Begging ya to hit the weights
How many (You)'s did you get? count em up
Maven
This desu.
I could not give less of a fuck about mania.
Wasn't this the same ending as last week?
but we NEEDED to hear his side of the story!
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Based mella pits
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