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I'm watching Being the elite
both are insanely garbage
Post diva pits
First for Flint IronStag
That glorious commercial is BASED
Why is a commercial the best thing Roode has done in the WWE?
REPLY TO THIS POST IF U THINK RAW IS BORING
IGNORE FOR SATAN
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>Folk
>Improv
I steal my nephew's guitar and play it while watching Ponyo with my niece.
Tracks 5, 6 and 9 have vocals.
Pic related: a rap album is not done yet.
Ya boil?
There's only 1 more RAW left before Mania
I would. Would you?
here's a (you)
yikes
I’m not gay, so no
Will they bump?
One more filler for the biggest shit show of the year.
Yes. Every single time, yes
Yea
And there's 0 hype
Hows everyones NBA teams are during?
I wanna bang thise fucking titties and cum down her throat
>mfw in three days, it'll be 9 years since I went to 'Mania
Smell her braps? Yep
I hope Braun rips them in half and they bring back Norm McDonald to do the news again.
>Reminding me that Corbin lost to Crews last week
Yikes
In as much as drew carey did, yes
Third and event the second thread haven't hit the bump limit, ya autist
My mouth is literally watering
I would give up all of my hard-earned potatoes.
...
>her
cope
>Corey bringing up twitter smarks
Yeah I'm thinking this is cringe
someone post the webm
>Graves making fun of smarks
>when you Rock Bottom yourself just right
Is Corbin a shitter or based ?
...
Holy shit they just used the announcers to take a shot at fans saying Angle vs Corbin was stupid
Oh and 50/50 booking again where Crews loses and makes last week irrelevant
>talks like she has a mouthful of mash potatoes
So what does she sound like when she really does have her mouth full?
Deep six is a cool name for a finisher, a shame it's wasted on Corbin.
Of course I would
10 for me
>crowd goes absolutely mild
lmao dude sucks
WORKED
I'm not a fan of her as a wrestler, but I want her to sit on my face
it's not like he won clean last week anyways
That ring gear . . . woah . . .
Corbin is based
Corbin's finisher is awful. Worse than the Playmaker.
>Spurs win 9 in a row
>move up 2 seeds
>lose 2 in a row
>back to 8th
It's like nobody in the west can fucking lose
needs more visible stubble at higher res
MY BOOMER DAD KEEPS PAUSING AMERICAN IDOL AND CRITIQUING EVERY SINGER
IM NEVER GONNA GET TO WATCH RAW NOW
fuck lads....
Undertaker BETTER not come out.
He works the smarks hard so he's based.
Based
Learn to "cope" with being an complete and utter waste of human resources. Like honestly, how can you even sit there typing away such assine comments with a sense of smug superiority when you know full well it's just an ironic facade to masquerade your blatant shortcomings as a person.
Did you fuck up in high school user? Did someone bully you to turn you into to such a whiney, whispy shitskin that you feel the need to post such sad comments on an image board? Is it because you were in the cool kid group but knew you didn't belong so you painfully tried to act as though you were one despite secretly being a full fledged homosexual?
Then you realize that a girl you liked fucked your best friend and now you can't help but think about the past and what could've been if you hadn't been such a sperg? Like the time she sat next to you and you tried asking her out on her facebook wall? Well did you!? YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT.
Well guess what, she's gone and now you'll be alone, playing video games forever even though you don't like them and searching omegle /r9K/ tags just you can engage in human conversation because Yea Forums's anonymity just doesn't do it for you anymore whilst you cry yourself to sleep at 3am in the morning.
Go fuck yourself nerd.
Based
Hairy armpits aren't attractive, simp. Needs to be smooth like silk
I hope to kek you're kidding
nothing is worse than the 619 though
the setups are always awkward, the tiny manlet kicking does not look painful and nobody is capable of selling it
wew 30 people in this thread
is Yea Forums
entering it's dark ages
what the...no, no I'm not reading that lol. go fuck yourself
Stephen king is a hack
Hell yea
This
>deep 6
>nobody is penetrated
holy workedola
worked
seething
more like we are going back to the comfy Yea Forums
I miss JR..
Stop seething into a cope
you're obviously a faggot is you think some stubble is "hairy"
Im NOT KIDDING.
im feeling the wrath of the boomer.
i feel for you man
this was the weirdest look
I invented that finisher in the pool as a kid. I would use the rail on the steps as my rope
Seethe harder, it'll make you correct.
BASED
What kind of faggot dad do you have that would rather watch karaoke than wrasslin'?
ever kill anyone with it?
OH NONONONNONONONONONONOASNFDOIASHFIOJABDSOIKJF BSDOIJFBADSPFOGJ BD;LSKFG NL;SFK
>main event women
I hope this is the last time
SNEED
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
>le opponents tag with each other on the go home
YIKES
do imaginary enemies count? if so, then yes. thousands.
RATINGS DOWN
>Who can beat the Jobber Squad fastest challenge?
Jesus lmao
Based StrokeChad
lol look at this seething faggot
>Iowa's Own The Architect Kingslayer Beastslayer Seth "Freakin" Rollins
The BeastSlayer seeks to burn down Suplex City
What a buildup to your Wrestlemania main event.
Ehh they had to do it eventually at least once to shut steph up.
At least they picked a mania that doesnt have anything else going on.
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THREAD
I can't believe I missed pic related. FUCK FUCK FUCK
If Rollins beats Balor or Kane at a ppv, he'll be the "Demon Slayer"
imagine the womeme match following based Brock and Seth
Honestly i wish roman was ending the but show he is the becky thats goung to ronce bonce the cornew
I 'would' a lot of people. Hell there's a black girl I work with that has tits bigger than my head, she's a bit on the chub side but gimmie enough rye and I'd lay her out.
agree and it looks like you worked a Bexcel into a seething shoot
I went to Mania 20
Becky fucked Seth's ass with a strap-on before this promo
Fuck off please.
>all of the cheap pops.
carmella was such a good champion
fuck this shitter
>Boston I'm going to get right to the point
>Brock Lesnar and I... are in love!
Would that be a good storyline?
>Triple H inspires people but Brock does not
Fuck off Seethe.
What? Smackdown is the B show and I booked myself to win constantly on RAW to make sure you all knew it. I even had my fruity club show up on the big anniversary thing just to remind you. The fuck?
>Seff talking segment
God I wish I was Seth
You forgot "Monday night Rollins"
Based armenian skinny Nash
Benoit was my favorite wrestler of all-time. How based was it?
cute
Itd be believable since seths saying it
Hey hey People
If Rollins beat Roman Reigns, he is the Big Dog Slayer
>remember all these champs form when wrestling was good
I miss SmackPaige kino.
i miss j&j seth
We all know Paul wrote that
I live ten minutes from this nigga. I see him at our tiny airport all the time
Are you ok?
Be honest. Have you ever told anyone you watched wrestling?
>that bully
Based as fuck
BASED HEYMAN
dumb ass crowd boos him then does his intro. cringe
paul gayman
So did she improve herself?
god, no
>hbk
>hart
>gaytch
>cena
What did Nattie mean by this?
I like how the crowd was actually with him when he said Shawn Michaels, but then quickly faded out as he went to HHH and Cena
Paige is sooooo cute
They're not really going to let Jasethy win are they?
Will "WWE Universe" ever not be cringe
>and the entire WWE Universe
HOLY SHIT Nicholas' return confirmed
Heyman shooting on millennial shits.
Hahaha Trooth Cuckz posted his cringy music in all threads and didnt get a single (You)
I always knew he would never make it in this business. Fact of the matter is Trooth Bombz is a B+ player who only fights with the A+ players like Dean god and Triphammer. Stick to the gas stations kiddo.
Yeah sorry.
Just working my way through a stroke
PAUL BTFO EVERYONE
We're going over Lesnar guys!
>brock's a big bully
that snake Seth stealing from Kairi
>Brock vs Yea Forums
>Brocks wins
save us, jewman!
>saying thoughts and prayers to Seff of all people
what the fuck
BASED KID
ZOOMERS BTFO
Should i make myself some tomato soup? I dont have garlic bread though
Damn Paul Heyman still a beast on the mic.
>My child got shot by a school shooter, I need your thoughts and prayers
Jesus Christ, Heyman
HOLY SHIT HAND MOUTH KID, A NEW SUPERFAN HAS BEEN BORN HE'S GETTING MERCH ALREADY
>tfw everything is pc and sensitive there will be some form of an ecw within the backlash
Yeah, but then I superkick them, get the pin, they wake up with a concussion and they forget I said it.
WWE Universe and WWE Superstars are so dorky.
ZOOMERS BTFO
That fucking kid. Kek
>I'm undersized
I'm more ways than one!
that kid with the 100% ether on heyman, holy basedola
SOMEONE GIF THAT KID!
Im not even watching this shit show im smoking weed in my car ding-dong diddly
Juts got back from seeing Captain Marvel with my wifes son. What I miss?
CROSS FIT JESUS RETURN CONFIRMED
>this segment
>YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE WORTHLESS BECAUSE WRESTLING IS JUST AS STAGED AS SANDY HOOK
Stop exposing the business Paul.
We're gonna what?
WHAT KID
WHAT HAPPENED
>atheist answering payers
VINCE STRAP
SETH YOU IGNORANT FOOL! DIE AND ENJOY NOTHING!
Have the animated version of that image user
WE'RE GOING TO BEAT BROCK
GET A JOB DSP
Thank god the crowd actually did the thing. That would've been max cringe if they didn't
>we
kek
Anyone else playing Sekiro? Gonna go back and play it
kinda sad tbqhwy
come inside and watch with us famalama
BASED KURT
License and registration...punk.
He should've stomped Heyman. This good guy honorable babby face stuff is boring.
same but I always smoke a cig before or after.
I fapped to Lizzy Borden's XPW home video earlier
Can't wait for Brock to F5 a random fan, pin him, and go home champ.
this kid with a blue shit was doign this "blah blah blah" thing with his hands, a PERFECT MEME!
Literally, is there anymore more based than Kurt Angle?
Im going over at mania lads
>can't even do his happy Kurt spins anymore
sad
>we are going to march into Suplex City and BURN IT DOWN
brinfe
Mine was supposed to be. Thanks user
>being happy that the crowd is chanting "you suck"
holy cringe
good for you my man
Ok I liked the answering prayers thing. Probably Seths beat line tye whole promo
Also based Angle looking good despite being a human thumb
smoking weed in your car is the easiest way to get caught nigga stay safe
good luck lad
Yeah and it still wont matter Hunter. Your were never a top guy.
is señor joe gonna kill angle's neck and send him into retirement early?
Doesn't she spit or pour wine all over herself with her tits out at some point in a tub or something? Pretty sure I did the same years ago.
Why do they put burnt ass cheese on the calzones?
they;re saying "you cuck"
That's the one
hell yeah, brother. what are you puffing on? I've got a half ounce of blue sherbert and a cartridge of Gorilla Glue #4 for my vape pen.
>perks of working at a dispensary
If your in your drive way its pretyy safe. I think user doesn't want his house smelling like weed.
That movie is not for you
HONK!
>No (You)'s so far this thread
Today is a bad day :(
BaSeD
it's a rib ya dork.
cute
VINCE
this is the average Yea Forums poster.
I've had 2 replies to a post and no (You)
here you go, bro
I'm going to jerk off to some hentai manga
HELL YEA!
Same energy
>that little Cesar's pizza commercial exposing the Jews.
time for a classic TNA match!
absolutely based
Heyman straight X-Zoned
TNA TNA TNA TNA
If you're going to spam Lexi, at least throw in some webms
I'm a (You) coach. Let me know if (You) need help from a pro.
M E M
summer of 92
Im smoking some Granddady Purple got half oz for $70 in Canada
ffs just post her nipslip already
Joe is the best active WWE wrestler on the mic.
He's going to cochina clutch you.
based
Back when Shaun took her virginity
is TNA still a thing? I heard Hogan killed it by getting rid of the octagon ring or whatever
I GOT JOE
WHO YA GOT??
How come people don't call Angle a manlet, but they say it about Joe and Gable when they're they're the same height as Angle?
not as good as becky or ronda
>that suplex
:(
did a whole jojo version
christ that suplex
Watching Kurt hurts bros
>the state of that suplex
Is this the most souless wrestlemania of the modern era?
It doesn't even feel like wrestlemania
cringe
crowd's dead af
based Samoan Joseph
Kurt's looks like he's in so much pain right now
awwww. thats nice of booker, scott, kurt, and sting to volunteer as security for nash to prevent a repeat of the summer of 92
dawg.... You're wallet is getting raped. Half ounce for me without my discount is $30 of some bomb bomb, and same for a gram cartridge.
Come to Washington, my man.
Two TNA shitters on my screen
based E-Chad with big time banter
Hardy literally carried it for a year when it was about to die and now its a alive but small as hell
Oh you didn't know?
Kurt isn't looking too good. Will he even make it to 60?
it's only gonna get worse famalamadingdong. enjoy it while it lasts.
chin up user. just try working on the quality of your posts and the (you)s will flood in
Kurt legit looks like he's going to die
Like unironically
Whenever i get high i wonder if HHH ever smoked weed
It's called Impact now and it's got a small roster but they do have some extremely based guys and their weekly show is pretty decent.
they need to make kurts match at wm a squash
the less time hes in the ring, the better
If you're gonna fap it fap to some Yunioshi.
Bliss has booking powers. She should make a lesbian on a stick match.
Its ok ill pay more for weed for the free health care and benefits ;^)
WM 26-29
cant even recall any good matches from that era
I'd expect so, what with WWE taking back all their old talent and stealing most of TNA's top people.
Though I guess some failures like ADR are there now and Abyss will probably never leave
Agreed.
why is kurt wearing baby boots?
Based Drew WolfMagaChadPacNashIntyre is going to main event raw again
This is the look of a man who hit the weights but forgot to get a clue.
Look at Joe jump
oops I wanted to save that webm for the next thread, and comment about Joe's jumping for those germans
HOW DID HE KCIK OUT,BROS
THAT WAS A DEVASTATING ANGLE SLAM
I'm going to do the same but cheating confession JOI's
Too bad there aren't many of them, can only find like 2 good ones :(
Kurt still lookin good though
Abyss is in wwe you tard.
that dropkick.....
wow this match is just... sad
like Women-tier slow motion moves
Could clearly see Angle talk there, and you could kinda hear him but I couldn't make out what he said
He's gonna put the audience to sleep as well
lmao i don't know how someone gets buried during a title reign but it's happening to joe
>yfw the crowd is quiet af because they don't want to see Kurt die in the ring
26 had the carder vs hbk hype and based heeltista, also obese smarks were hyped for edge vs jericho.
29 had phil vs carder and the dwayne doing the job at least
The closest thing to a hyped match this year is Batista but he is facing Paul
its another "joe gets rolled up for the three and looks surprised" episode
GREAT MATCH
LAST MATXH OF THE LEGENDARY JOE VS ANGLE RIVARLY
BY ROLLUP NONETHELESS
IM CLAPPING
IM LITERALLY CLAPPING
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FUCK KURT ANGLE AND FUCK NIGGERS
I thought he broke his leg for a sec
that would be a pretty epic wrestlemania moment desu
They should have added some camera shakes and zoom ins.
doesn't it always happen with heel champs? Embarrassing or chickenshit losses every week, but they always retain at the ppv
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Only way Angle could walk away. He looked like he was about to die out there
I like Vince fucking with Kofi storyline.
Do they leave him in the ring the rest of the show?
>it's what he would have wanted
You'll see it again next week.
He's just old.
This is unironically the best promo Trips has ever given
the rock feuding with cena for 2 years was pretty fucking lame
Cause it's Paul giving the promo