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we NEED MORE AIRBRUSH

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TWO HOURS REMAIN

>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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why the fuck did they open with Becky? now there's literally no reason to keep watching the rest of this boring shit

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If TNA can't die neither can WWE

roman actually plays on ps4, those games are for his kids lol

Did someone say eugenics?

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>no word on big dave

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>legit
cringe

ITS BOSS TIME

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Not gay but I'd rather watch an hour of Drew than three hours of Lady Wrasslin.

It's boss time!

YAY SASHA

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Botch time

HAD A DREAM I DING DONG DIDDLY

Just tuning in, what have I missed?

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you got a cheap on your shoulder Dean?

>hometown
>barely a pop
OH NO NO NO NO NO
FIRE ALL THE WOMEN, HIRE STRIPPERS FROM DISCO'S CLUB IN LAS VEGAS

Which thread is the janetty of #3s?

Why does he say it?

Beth Penix gonna make me ding-dong diddly nut

Whens the asp meet up?

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Because she is a legit boss

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>no one gives a fuck

oh no no no no no

>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet

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what did they mean by this?

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I can't wait to be womens champion.
I'm a 22 year old girl(boy)
Get ready 4 me

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that's a horrible batch of 56%.

i bet all of the guys are either named abdul, muhammed or pahjeet

People getting worked

Tomorrow at a Sheetz location in Pittsburgh (no Wawa fags allowed)

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Remember when Sasha used to twerking?

Becky you’ve already had your moment

>cuckaholic

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it means only big dick dave get scoops.

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ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW user?
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU STAY TUNED!

HERE, HAVE SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS AND A BRAUN STROWMAN MONSTER AMONG MEN (tm) T-SHIRT

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Ambrose is losing again tonight. Next week he's going to ask for an I Quit match and Drew makes him put his career on the line. Loses again of course which is how they're writing him off.

i went to a chris jericho book signing or cd release thing, and it was the grossest collection of humans. i was embarrassed to be there

Guys, is Dunn okay?

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It's because they aren't fooled by her anymore.
She lived in Boston for like 3 years and there are tweets of her shitting on the Pats saying she's a Steelers fan

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Jesus Christ

VIVA LA LUCHA LIBRE

He's so lucky he has a job for life, he wouldn't get hired anywhere else

But Dave Meltzer said Dean is gone from WWE!
What was Big Deanio doing on TV?!

They're Mexicans

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Why was his name changed? Is it cause he's Muslim?

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This, no one gives a shit about Banks because the most Bostonian thing about her is the fact that she sometimes wears a Red Sox hat

Anyone else want to beat this thing to death

even worse

Sasha is my waifu, she's pure.

since theyre teammates and wear matching gear, bayley should do that ass turn that botcha does, why doesn't she?

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>he has a job for life
>they can't move him to some other department

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WWE already stated he is not resigning his contract, they don't need to write him off

how much chicken nuggets? cuz i could a eat ton

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Re-post from the fake thread:

so when are people going to admit that the women's revolution is partially responsible for the state of WWE's viewership? Ratings hovered around 3.0 to 3.5 and now its down to like barely hitting 2.0 on average. Does anybody other than reddit smarks actually like this garbage?

How would you shorten his name?

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Im ding-dong diddly cum lads

I thought he was trying to get the angle that had the mania sign in the background, but when he got to that he just kept going so I don't know what he wanted

lol reminds me of that Liam Neeson movie with the 50 cuts. anyone have the gif?

s'mjoe

Smoe

Arby's

Bro Nia in them pants bout to make me nut

Based Beth

Lmao Cole just called Natalya Beth Phoenix

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"no one meaner than tamina"

Sam.

Banks is a walking botch

Smoj

BASED GLAMAGOD

be honest. Would you?

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Isnt beth phoenix married to that kek Edge

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>Beth can lift Nia
based
I'd pay to see Sasha try that

I can't even keep up with the botches

I too am on wooo alt friend

the streamer picks some decent songs from time to time

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Sasha/Bayley vs Natty/Beth would be just fine. Why in the FUCK are Nia and Tamina involved?

Beth stronk as fuck

You can have the Big Kids meal user. That is 20 Chicken Nuggets, and you will even get a free toy. I love you user :)

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BASED

Post the pic of her ass when it was just curvy not obese

so tamina can eat the pin

yup.

That's why Natty is there

>butt "the shitman" fart

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Yeah, just lay her out on the road and give me a good couple miles head start so I can really get this thing going and I'd totally smash the ever loving crap out of her.

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even when i was like 10 i knew bret hart was a whiny faggot

>sneakily just make it the original Hart foundation without any mention of bulldog and owen

No

WHAT A MOMENT FOR HER
YES WHAT A BIG MOMENT
WHAT A EMOTION

how are they not going to induct jimmy hart with them

Shitman on stage by himself again

>Hart Foundation

Fugg remember when tag teams were beyond based?

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make it 100 nuggets and you got a deal

oh look more women crying and hugging in the ring

VINCE MCMAHON KILLED OWEN HART

Why is she wearing a Potato sack?

Why does bulbasaur keep getting word filtered to bulbasaur?

Did Charley wear something too slutty and they put the sweatshirt of shame on her?

Is she wearing a snuggie?

Jokes on you bitch there is no God

>not mentioning the longass feud they had in TNA
cringola

Faithless fool

BEST HEEL IN THE BIZNESS

Is this Hunter's ultimate final dig at Kurt because he was always jealous of him?

BLISS!

you think baron is shoot seething that the fans got him pulled from a mania match with kurt angle?

Charlie looking absolutely delicious tonight

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>no reaction for Bliss

pillman was the only good part of the hart foundation

No user. That is too many nuggies.
You'll get a sick tummy.

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ORANGE MAN BAD

if Kurt doesn't go out on his back like he should, I'll stop watching.

He legit can't even move

I can't believe that unfunny faggot is having intimate relations with scarlett johannsen.

Delicious Bliss

>more women trash
at least this is a talk show segment

kek based Kurt

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I can't stop laughing at Braun's mania spot, holy shit the fucked this guy up

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oh christ

this is gonna be bad

Based corbin

STROW MAN BAD

Is Corbin based as fuck ?

>bliss + non-wrestlers segment

Here comes your yearly worst segment of the year via monday night raw

>Bury Bliss as "the hostess of WM"
>Bury Braun as "the battle royale jobber to the stars"

it's not fair guys.. they were the only thing that made the Mixed Match crap worth watching and now they're reduced to this shit.

>snl chumps
>beastie boy simp

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>Braun stuck in stupid feud with SNL shitters
>Drew jobbing to Roman

who is more JUSTed at WM?

>no collusion

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its gonna be this

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Where's mommy?

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Can someone post a livestream link? I'm a retard, I know.

I want to suck Charly's feminine benis

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I love 2D anime girl feets and armpits. I imagine smelling them all the time. But there are only a FEW 3D girls that I would smell the feet and armpits of.

-A few cute girls I saw IRL
-Liv Morgan
-Asuka
-Kairi Sane
-MAYBE Lacey Evans

and Alexa Bliss.

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>Disney hits a nadir of creativity so fucking bad it makes Eisner look like a genius

they should book Scarlett and Colin vs Bliss and Braun

no but i'm not on steroids at the moment.
when i'm blasting test Tren and Mast

Ill fuck anything even remotely feminine

>Is pic related true?

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What?

>Chicken Waffles
No wonder you murricans are so obese

thats just her type, remember her marriage to ryan reynolds?

back on the reservation

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Can you imagine being as insecure as Trips? You have a hell of a legacy in Wrestling but can't help but undermine it constantly with bullshit like burying Sting or Booker, Randy becoming the youngest champ to insult Brock and drop it too you, Everything Punk related

>Being this big of a faithless fool

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then no deal

You desperately need a gf user

havent watched since last yr rumble, what he do?

based stroke poster

MOMMY

>Arexa Piss? Rooks rike a rat, do you eat it?

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why does Bliss always wear the same clothes?

Sitting at home as punishment for the Foxy incident.

yeah im gonna go ahead and pass on this one

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Glitter Glitz Shekel Piss

Nice botch on your lines Sasha

you tell me

EAT YOUR FUCKING TENDIES YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING SPANK YOUR BARE ASS SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SIT FOR A WEEK!

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She looked disgusted when she said the women were going to main event.

>>Gets counter potatoed by Brock
>>Hey beastie boy
>> Drops every big match

seek mental help

Based

It's got to be so small and cute. You just know she's not used to fat cocks.

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I love Bliss.

Well, Bliss does seem to have a certain style.

FUCK FINE!

shit

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WADDA YOU DINGK

Liberal B celebs......

Who told Vince this is a draw.

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Unironically one of the worst story lines I have ever witnessed.

>Is any of the stuff real?
>WHAT DO YOU THINK
>*Cuts to commercial for 5*
>Come back and he's still being choked
>Braun then stops choking and he just no sells it
cringe

Why on Earth did he smash the car up?

Explain please

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Out of these 3 who has the biggest dick and why is it not bobo?

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When is Bliss gonna do BLACKED and get it over with?

Toni > Alexa

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God Bliss looks more ratty and jewy by the day

what's with Alexa's face tonight?

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well what do you know that user was right. he destroyed another car.

Hopefully Charly

Is Braun getting in better shape?

Remember when Braun cried on instagram because people called him ugly?

it was a v6 nothing of value lost

So can Braum still be salvaged or is two Wrestlemanias in a row as a joke match?

oh great Braun Reddit

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Vince is trying to get these two to hook up and cuck Buddy so bad

IMAGINE THE SEX

you tell me

Jesus what a fucking shit card for mania, how can you piss on bliss and cuck braun this much?

I think he's laughing about how Braun is stuck in the jobber battle royale, and his only storyline is tied to celebrity guests. At least that's what I laugh at. It's mostly funny because Braun used to be one of the bigger stars on show.

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Fuck those are some large rat grabbers

BRAUNED

Bliss is so wet right now

BOLT VANDERHUGE

>and you wrecked my vagina.
>"Guilty as charged."

>wasting time on an overstuffed wrestlemania card with this shit with two literal whos

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WWE doesn't know what to do with anybody but keep Brock with the belt and continuously push Roman.

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Holy fuckin based

How can you date ScarJo and agree to be humilated like this?

LUMP BEEFBROTH

Who the fuck are those two jabrones?

Literally to sell toys.

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Foxy showed up to a house show drunk and Arn Anderson let her work a match anyways.

Mickie rides with Foxy and I think she might have been in the match Arn let her work. Since the incident Arn got fired, and neither Foxy nor Mickie has been on TV.

WHAT A FUCKING HEEL

Does Braun look smaller tonight?

I don't think you can save this.

It must make Vince SEETHE that Bliss is so loyal and pure.

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He wants his push back

>live via satellite

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Two liberal faggots.
one onions white boy
one puppet negroid..

This is such a low point.

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Vince heard of and watched SNL for the first time this year and had to get them

Bathroom break

Smo Jo

BASED YANKEES

Braunetty will never recover from this.

THICK MCRUNFAST

WOMEN'S CROSS COUNTRY BTFO

Theyre from orange man bad live.

Ugh this puffy tummy and the gaps in her teeth haunt me in my sleep

GET THESE UNFUNNY LITERAL FUCKING WHOS OFF MY TELEVISION

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I just want to watch some wrestling
This shit is sooooo bad

He legit was on SNL in 2000 when Rock hosted and is friends with the longtime show runner

>they enter through the crown in a car and run over Braun.

they fucked, right?

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lol he said 5'11 is literally midget tier.

MANLETS ON suicide watch

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>using sportsball hats to fabricate heat to disguise the legitimate boos against a fuckawful angle

>Yankees are the biggest heel in the company

>Places non-local sports team hat on head
>Haha, local audience, you have been BTFO

[Local sports team] FUCKING SUCKS

God this fucking sucks

couldn't they invest the money they paid these two frauds into pyros?

>Braun, please just kill this cracka! I'm innocent! I'm from the south! North Carolina pride my southern brotha!

>SNL
>SPORTS TEAMS

just kill me

this is how wcw died, just sayin

INSTAGRAM

Who was this again?

>Yankees suck
>getting worked by the literal who

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He's white, so no.

Cringe Segment

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What the fuck am i watching

he got the rape in his voice

lmao Boston steaming
based drunken beaneaters

this. What the fuck is this shit storyline? cancer in purest form.

Is a killer talking about instagram
kayfabe killing?

Is Braun cringe now?

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oh god no why

Well it's not like she was getting the title anyway.

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>PHYSICALLY

Should I go back to playing Sekiro or should I continue watching Raw ?
Pls respond

all this dumb shit just to put that fag in the meme Rumble
a rumble in which pretty much anyone can enter already

lol Vince giving SNL the chance to be unfunny for his Buddy Trump, and they took the bait lol

Wow E-drones will literally chant anything if you tell them to.

shit taste

im physically cringing

LETS GO SNL
LETS GO SNL

>Alicia wants the white cock mama nikki promised her

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE NATALYA

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what the fuck is this shit

Bloodborne

the look on ches face says it all

Bliss has the power to make things official?

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the absolute state of braun fighting snl people rather than a top contender

why does Vince hate Braun so much?

>tfw Brauns gonna spend the entire Mania chasing those 2 jabroni's around backstage

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i know who Braun votes for lol

Based segment

Well that sure took forever. They didn't even let us look at Alexa very much.

Well when the new day were wrestlemania hosts, they added the hardy boyz to a preestablished tag team ladder match

God I wish that was me.

YOU GOT WORKED
YOU GOT WORKED
YOU GOT WORKED

because Braun is all look and no substance.

Why the fuck would anyone outside US give a shit about this feud? ITS FUCKING SHIT AND BORING

he's jealous of all the beef

I want Alexa Bliss to kiss me while my baby gravy runs down her arm after jerking me off

Natty is my first WWE love.

Don't forget her

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This dumbfuck angle is straight up "Chucky challenges Rick Steiner to a wrestling match" level trash.

Remember when Strowman was burning white hot, could do anything and the crowd still loved him.

What the fuck happened?

So what does J.O.B. stand for?

Tough crowd tonight can't get any (you)s
Smack threads are better

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so that wins Worst Segment of the Year so far, right?

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Andre is rolling in his grave

If these idiots actually take a decent bump in the Battle Royal i will re-evaluate what I think of this whole dumb angle

Braun deserves better than just being a sideshow comedy bit.

Quick Yea Forums will Mojo Rawley FINALLY do something this week?

I want Elias to kiss me while my baby gravy runs down his arm after jerking me off

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>Elias literary drawing quarters

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Vince being a pussy and hot potatoing the title back to Brock happened.

[current city] FUCKING SUCKS

>seth fighting brock
>finn balor fighting lashley
>braun fighting a literal who snl faggot

Yes

KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS

>To give Corbin real heat we'll just have the announcer talk for a bit longer than usual!
Based

>Born: September 13, 1984 (age 34 years), Lenexa, KS

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>literary

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No he doesn't.

Why do I have a feeling Wrestling fans are autistic enough to watch delray misfits and jason genova

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based

Wow I was trying to think of a celb moment as bad and thats a great example. I was actually there for that one too

pretty slow tonight yeah

I hope so

What came of that?

lol @ /pol/tards calling jost and che "literal who's"

cope harder, fags

BASED PATRIOT CHAD

legit thought that was a manakin

Cope

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Did they not show Apollo enter the ring?

nothing, just a quick shill for that Bride of Chucky shit

sauce?

Nope.

Good luck I have reverse searched it for a long itme.

SNL hasn't been relevant since the 90s.

yndx gave nothing

The most I know is she shot scenes under the name Lola for Public Dreams

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