Gamethread #3
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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we NEED MORE AIRBRUSH
TWO HOURS REMAIN
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why the fuck did they open with Becky? now there's literally no reason to keep watching the rest of this boring shit
Turn off this boring Raw and check out my new album.
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Vocals on track 5, 6 and 9.
If TNA can't die neither can WWE
roman actually plays on ps4, those games are for his kids lol
Did someone say eugenics?
>no word on big dave
>legit
cringe
ITS BOSS TIME
Not gay but I'd rather watch an hour of Drew than three hours of Lady Wrasslin.
It's boss time!
YAY SASHA
Botch time
HAD A DREAM I DING DONG DIDDLY
Just tuning in, what have I missed?
you got a cheap on your shoulder Dean?
>hometown
>barely a pop
OH NO NO NO NO NO
FIRE ALL THE WOMEN, HIRE STRIPPERS FROM DISCO'S CLUB IN LAS VEGAS
Which thread is the janetty of #3s?
Why does he say it?
Beth Penix gonna make me ding-dong diddly nut
Whens the asp meet up?
Because she is a legit boss
>no one gives a fuck
oh no no no no no
>had a dream I
>hadn't neighed yet
what did they mean by this?
I can't wait to be womens champion.
I'm a 22 year old girl(boy)
Get ready 4 me
that's a horrible batch of 56%.
i bet all of the guys are either named abdul, muhammed or pahjeet
People getting worked
Tomorrow at a Sheetz location in Pittsburgh (no Wawa fags allowed)
Remember when Sasha used to twerking?
Becky you’ve already had your moment
>cuckaholic
it means only big dick dave get scoops.
ARE YOU ENJOYING THE SHOW user?
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND AND I HOPE YOU STAY TUNED!
HERE, HAVE SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS AND A BRAUN STROWMAN MONSTER AMONG MEN (tm) T-SHIRT
Ambrose is losing again tonight. Next week he's going to ask for an I Quit match and Drew makes him put his career on the line. Loses again of course which is how they're writing him off.
i went to a chris jericho book signing or cd release thing, and it was the grossest collection of humans. i was embarrassed to be there
Guys, is Dunn okay?
It's because they aren't fooled by her anymore.
She lived in Boston for like 3 years and there are tweets of her shitting on the Pats saying she's a Steelers fan
Jesus Christ
VIVA LA LUCHA LIBRE
He's so lucky he has a job for life, he wouldn't get hired anywhere else
But Dave Meltzer said Dean is gone from WWE!
What was Big Deanio doing on TV?!
They're Mexicans
Why was his name changed? Is it cause he's Muslim?
This, no one gives a shit about Banks because the most Bostonian thing about her is the fact that she sometimes wears a Red Sox hat
Anyone else want to beat this thing to death
even worse
Sasha is my waifu, she's pure.
since theyre teammates and wear matching gear, bayley should do that ass turn that botcha does, why doesn't she?
>he has a job for life
>they can't move him to some other department
WWE already stated he is not resigning his contract, they don't need to write him off
how much chicken nuggets? cuz i could a eat ton
Re-post from the fake thread:
so when are people going to admit that the women's revolution is partially responsible for the state of WWE's viewership? Ratings hovered around 3.0 to 3.5 and now its down to like barely hitting 2.0 on average. Does anybody other than reddit smarks actually like this garbage?
How would you shorten his name?
Im ding-dong diddly cum lads
I thought he was trying to get the angle that had the mania sign in the background, but when he got to that he just kept going so I don't know what he wanted
lol reminds me of that Liam Neeson movie with the 50 cuts. anyone have the gif?
s'mjoe
Smoe
Arby's
Bro Nia in them pants bout to make me nut
Based Beth
Lmao Cole just called Natalya Beth Phoenix
"no one meaner than tamina"
Sam.
Banks is a walking botch
Smoj
BASED GLAMAGOD
be honest. Would you?
Isnt beth phoenix married to that kek Edge
>Beth can lift Nia
based
I'd pay to see Sasha try that
I can't even keep up with the botches
I too am on wooo alt friend
the streamer picks some decent songs from time to time
Sasha/Bayley vs Natty/Beth would be just fine. Why in the FUCK are Nia and Tamina involved?
Beth stronk as fuck
You can have the Big Kids meal user. That is 20 Chicken Nuggets, and you will even get a free toy. I love you user :)
BASED
Post the pic of her ass when it was just curvy not obese
so tamina can eat the pin
yup.
That's why Natty is there
>butt "the shitman" fart
Yeah, just lay her out on the road and give me a good couple miles head start so I can really get this thing going and I'd totally smash the ever loving crap out of her.
even when i was like 10 i knew bret hart was a whiny faggot
>sneakily just make it the original Hart foundation without any mention of bulldog and owen
No
WHAT A MOMENT FOR HER
YES WHAT A BIG MOMENT
WHAT A EMOTION
how are they not going to induct jimmy hart with them
Shitman on stage by himself again
>Hart Foundation
Fugg remember when tag teams were beyond based?
make it 100 nuggets and you got a deal
oh look more women crying and hugging in the ring
VINCE MCMAHON KILLED OWEN HART
Why is she wearing a Potato sack?
Why does bulbasaur keep getting word filtered to bulbasaur?
Did Charley wear something too slutty and they put the sweatshirt of shame on her?
Is she wearing a snuggie?
Jokes on you bitch there is no God
>not mentioning the longass feud they had in TNA
cringola
Faithless fool
BEST HEEL IN THE BIZNESS
Is this Hunter's ultimate final dig at Kurt because he was always jealous of him?
BLISS!
you think baron is shoot seething that the fans got him pulled from a mania match with kurt angle?
Charlie looking absolutely delicious tonight
>no reaction for Bliss
pillman was the only good part of the hart foundation
No user. That is too many nuggies.
You'll get a sick tummy.
ORANGE MAN BAD
if Kurt doesn't go out on his back like he should, I'll stop watching.
He legit can't even move
I can't believe that unfunny faggot is having intimate relations with scarlett johannsen.
Delicious Bliss
>more women trash
at least this is a talk show segment
kek based Kurt
I can't stop laughing at Braun's mania spot, holy shit the fucked this guy up
oh christ
this is gonna be bad
Based corbin
STROW MAN BAD
Is Corbin based as fuck ?
>bliss + non-wrestlers segment
Here comes your yearly worst segment of the year via monday night raw
>Bury Bliss as "the hostess of WM"
>Bury Braun as "the battle royale jobber to the stars"
it's not fair guys.. they were the only thing that made the Mixed Match crap worth watching and now they're reduced to this shit.
>snl chumps
>beastie boy simp
>Braun stuck in stupid feud with SNL shitters
>Drew jobbing to Roman
who is more JUSTed at WM?
>no collusion
its gonna be this
Where's mommy?
Can someone post a livestream link? I'm a retard, I know.
I want to suck Charly's feminine benis
I love 2D anime girl feets and armpits. I imagine smelling them all the time. But there are only a FEW 3D girls that I would smell the feet and armpits of.
-A few cute girls I saw IRL
-Liv Morgan
-Asuka
-Kairi Sane
-MAYBE Lacey Evans
and Alexa Bliss.
>Disney hits a nadir of creativity so fucking bad it makes Eisner look like a genius
they should book Scarlett and Colin vs Bliss and Braun
no but i'm not on steroids at the moment.
when i'm blasting test Tren and Mast
Ill fuck anything even remotely feminine
>Is pic related true?
What?
>Chicken Waffles
No wonder you murricans are so obese
thats just her type, remember her marriage to ryan reynolds?
back on the reservation
Can you imagine being as insecure as Trips? You have a hell of a legacy in Wrestling but can't help but undermine it constantly with bullshit like burying Sting or Booker, Randy becoming the youngest champ to insult Brock and drop it too you, Everything Punk related
>Being this big of a faithless fool
then no deal
You desperately need a gf user
havent watched since last yr rumble, what he do?
based stroke poster
MOMMY
>Arexa Piss? Rooks rike a rat, do you eat it?
why does Bliss always wear the same clothes?
Sitting at home as punishment for the Foxy incident.
yeah im gonna go ahead and pass on this one
Glitter Glitz Shekel Piss
Nice botch on your lines Sasha
you tell me
EAT YOUR FUCKING TENDIES YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING SPANK YOUR BARE ASS SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SIT FOR A WEEK!
She looked disgusted when she said the women were going to main event.
>>Gets counter potatoed by Brock
>>Hey beastie boy
>> Drops every big match
seek mental help
Based
It's got to be so small and cute. You just know she's not used to fat cocks.
I love Bliss.
Well, Bliss does seem to have a certain style.
FUCK FINE!
shit
WADDA YOU DINGK
Liberal B celebs......
Who told Vince this is a draw.
Unironically one of the worst story lines I have ever witnessed.
>Is any of the stuff real?
>WHAT DO YOU THINK
>*Cuts to commercial for 5*
>Come back and he's still being choked
>Braun then stops choking and he just no sells it
cringe
Why on Earth did he smash the car up?
Explain please
Out of these 3 who has the biggest dick and why is it not bobo?
When is Bliss gonna do BLACKED and get it over with?
Toni > Alexa
God Bliss looks more ratty and jewy by the day
what's with Alexa's face tonight?
well what do you know that user was right. he destroyed another car.
Hopefully Charly
Is Braun getting in better shape?
Remember when Braun cried on instagram because people called him ugly?
it was a v6 nothing of value lost
So can Braum still be salvaged or is two Wrestlemanias in a row as a joke match?
oh great Braun Reddit
Vince is trying to get these two to hook up and cuck Buddy so bad
IMAGINE THE SEX
you tell me
Jesus what a fucking shit card for mania, how can you piss on bliss and cuck braun this much?
I think he's laughing about how Braun is stuck in the jobber battle royale, and his only storyline is tied to celebrity guests. At least that's what I laugh at. It's mostly funny because Braun used to be one of the bigger stars on show.
Fuck those are some large rat grabbers
BRAUNED
Bliss is so wet right now
BOLT VANDERHUGE
>and you wrecked my vagina.
>"Guilty as charged."
>wasting time on an overstuffed wrestlemania card with this shit with two literal whos
WWE doesn't know what to do with anybody but keep Brock with the belt and continuously push Roman.
Holy fuckin based
How can you date ScarJo and agree to be humilated like this?
LUMP BEEFBROTH
Who the fuck are those two jabrones?
Literally to sell toys.
Foxy showed up to a house show drunk and Arn Anderson let her work a match anyways.
Mickie rides with Foxy and I think she might have been in the match Arn let her work. Since the incident Arn got fired, and neither Foxy nor Mickie has been on TV.
WHAT A FUCKING HEEL
Does Braun look smaller tonight?
I don't think you can save this.
It must make Vince SEETHE that Bliss is so loyal and pure.
He wants his push back
>live via satellite
Two liberal faggots.
one onions white boy
one puppet negroid..
This is such a low point.
Vince heard of and watched SNL for the first time this year and had to get them
Bathroom break
Smo Jo
BASED YANKEES
Braunetty will never recover from this.
THICK MCRUNFAST
WOMEN'S CROSS COUNTRY BTFO
Theyre from orange man bad live.
Ugh this puffy tummy and the gaps in her teeth haunt me in my sleep
GET THESE UNFUNNY LITERAL FUCKING WHOS OFF MY TELEVISION
I just want to watch some wrestling
This shit is sooooo bad
He legit was on SNL in 2000 when Rock hosted and is friends with the longtime show runner
>they enter through the crown in a car and run over Braun.
they fucked, right?
lol he said 5'11 is literally midget tier.
MANLETS ON suicide watch
>using sportsball hats to fabricate heat to disguise the legitimate boos against a fuckawful angle
>Yankees are the biggest heel in the company
>Places non-local sports team hat on head
>Haha, local audience, you have been BTFO
[Local sports team] FUCKING SUCKS
God this fucking sucks
couldn't they invest the money they paid these two frauds into pyros?
>Braun, please just kill this cracka! I'm innocent! I'm from the south! North Carolina pride my southern brotha!
>SNL
>SPORTS TEAMS
just kill me
this is how wcw died, just sayin
Who was this again?
>Yankees suck
>getting worked by the literal who
He's white, so no.
Cringe Segment
What the fuck am i watching
he got the rape in his voice
lmao Boston steaming
based drunken beaneaters
this. What the fuck is this shit storyline? cancer in purest form.
Is a killer talking about instagram
kayfabe killing?
Is Braun cringe now?
oh god no why
Well it's not like she was getting the title anyway.
>PHYSICALLY
Should I go back to playing Sekiro or should I continue watching Raw ?
Pls respond
all this dumb shit just to put that fag in the meme Rumble
a rumble in which pretty much anyone can enter already
lol Vince giving SNL the chance to be unfunny for his Buddy Trump, and they took the bait lol
Wow E-drones will literally chant anything if you tell them to.
shit taste
im physically cringing
LETS GO SNL
LETS GO SNL
>Alicia wants the white cock mama nikki promised her
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE NATALYA
what the fuck is this shit
Bloodborne
the look on ches face says it all
Bliss has the power to make things official?
the absolute state of braun fighting snl people rather than a top contender
why does Vince hate Braun so much?
>tfw Brauns gonna spend the entire Mania chasing those 2 jabroni's around backstage
i know who Braun votes for lol
Based segment
Well that sure took forever. They didn't even let us look at Alexa very much.
Well when the new day were wrestlemania hosts, they added the hardy boyz to a preestablished tag team ladder match
God I wish that was me.
YOU GOT WORKED
YOU GOT WORKED
YOU GOT WORKED
because Braun is all look and no substance.
Why the fuck would anyone outside US give a shit about this feud? ITS FUCKING SHIT AND BORING
he's jealous of all the beef
I want Alexa Bliss to kiss me while my baby gravy runs down her arm after jerking me off
Natty is my first WWE love.
Don't forget her
This dumbfuck angle is straight up "Chucky challenges Rick Steiner to a wrestling match" level trash.
Remember when Strowman was burning white hot, could do anything and the crowd still loved him.
What the fuck happened?
So what does J.O.B. stand for?
Tough crowd tonight can't get any (you)s
Smack threads are better
so that wins Worst Segment of the Year so far, right?
Andre is rolling in his grave
If these idiots actually take a decent bump in the Battle Royal i will re-evaluate what I think of this whole dumb angle
Braun deserves better than just being a sideshow comedy bit.
Quick Yea Forums will Mojo Rawley FINALLY do something this week?
I want Elias to kiss me while my baby gravy runs down his arm after jerking me off
Based intro
>Elias literary drawing quarters
Vince being a pussy and hot potatoing the title back to Brock happened.
[current city] FUCKING SUCKS
>seth fighting brock
>finn balor fighting lashley
>braun fighting a literal who snl faggot
Yes
KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS
>To give Corbin real heat we'll just have the announcer talk for a bit longer than usual!
Based
>Born: September 13, 1984 (age 34 years), Lenexa, KS
NEW THREAD
>literary
No he doesn't.
Why do I have a feeling Wrestling fans are autistic enough to watch delray misfits and jason genova
based
Wow I was trying to think of a celb moment as bad and thats a great example. I was actually there for that one too
pretty slow tonight yeah
I hope so
What came of that?
lol @ /pol/tards calling jost and che "literal who's"
cope harder, fags
BASED PATRIOT CHAD
legit thought that was a manakin
Cope
Did they not show Apollo enter the ring?
nothing, just a quick shill for that Bride of Chucky shit
sauce?
Nope.
Good luck I have reverse searched it for a long itme.
SNL hasn't been relevant since the 90s.
yndx gave nothing
The most I know is she shot scenes under the name Lola for Public Dreams
NEW THREAD
sexual gym lola