RAW GAMETHREAD #2
She used to be cute. What happened to Steph?
JEsus christ what is Finn's kayfabe power level? And this is in BASE FORM, not even DEMON.
steroids and T
Carmella likes kissing pedophiles
>First thread is at 260 replies
>Some retard thinks "Oh fuck we need to make a new thread"
This board is fucking retarded.
he took Bork the limit. He's up there.
Bobbo + Rush + Jinder + Singh Brothers = dimes
Form the stable Vince
WORKED
id lay the smackdown on that hot piece of roastbeef flappy vag, ifyaknowatimean
the gimmick is that Bobbo and Jinder fight by throwing their manlets at the opponent
Nothing, she's still adorable you rotund /pol/cel delete this shit
Finn Gaylord
SEETHING
Why is WWE coming out and naming the main event this year ahead of time? Usually, it's implied what the main event will be, as it was this year as well, but they don't usually come out and say HEY THIS IS FINISHING THE SHOW.
your are either a male feminist incel creep or a mentally ill tranny so you shouldn't be projecting the insults you sad sad person
Why would Finn go demon at Mania if he can win a 4v1 as an extra ordinary man?
For two weeks of free press and hype from the media
Be honest, Yea Forums
Disregard all your feelings about Becky's voice, face, tits, ass etc. Do you think she has nice armpits?
Based
>chimpout
YOU DONE IT NOW SON OF PIG BOBY YOU ATTAK GENDER AND NOW YOU PAY GAY BOY THE ONE TRILLON PEOPLE OF INDIA WONT STAND FOR THIS BASTARD BITCH
So they can get headlines for it
tfw i ironally load myself w t and roids
Elias standing in middle New York and dont get reconigzed
>Jinder did ONE whole fucking move in that entire match
I don't like Beko, but yes. Best in the company
This image is too touched up to be conclusive, but yes.
Soon... but color swapped
time square is literally filled with braindead drones with no awareness
>Elias shitting on New York while they’re in Boston
I thought he was a heel?
>fadetonap.gif
why does cole say coup de grace like that?
So is he dead in kayfabe? Why's he in a grave?
Fellas, I just don't care about any of these "superstars."
>shadman
>Vs the Revival
Hasn't this happened 3 times already
Yes
HONK
He's just an edgy dude who likes to meditate in coffins and shit.
IS THIS THE SHIT RAW#2 THREAD? IS THIS THE ONE MADE BY AN OP WHO'S A GIANT FLAMING BOIL ON VINCE'S ANUS? yes, yes it is.
>smackdown match happening on raw later
Guess the brand split is gonna end soon?
>turn entrance music down
>announcer mic is all the way up
I dont want to listen to these fags bicker during an entrance.
>Samoan Joseph about to job to crippled Angle
fuck me.
hes trying to build heat for NYC.
>SD roster showing up and having matches
Is this a Raw Supershow?
>when you're waiting for your friend to send you a text but he sends you a .gif of tubgirl instead.
>Joe vs Angle
mmm based, I miss 2006
>still pushing this stupid fucking "tag team"
HOOOOONK
>imagine starting a company to tell people not to vape
He's a wizard in kayfabe. Not dead, that would rip off Undertaker. Not a vampire, that would rip off Edge.
LOST
Why do you guys torture yourselves by watching this? You know it will never get better.
4x more likely than what, there's literally no control group in that claim.
13 years ago
TWO AND A HALF HOURS REMAIN
They just announced Smackdown vs Raw 2020 though
NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDD-LY
I DING THE THINGS YOU NEVER DONG
AND DINGS WILL NEVER DONG DIDDLY
>Renee
Who vapes here?
BASED SUPER TROOPERS
BASED MCGREGOR
BASED DOMINOS
BEST CHRISLEYS
i'm just watching until wrestlemania is done then i'm going to live in the woods by myself
>AND I WILL NEVER USE ZZZQUIL!
>“We had a great match many years later, one of my favorite matches I’ve ever had. I sent him a text a bit later and said, ‘Hey man, thanks for such a great match, I appreciate everything you’ve done for me, you’re the man’. He sends me a text back and it’s a picture of his balls and he’s flipping me the bird. I didn’t know how to reply to that. I didn’t see him for about a month afterwards and when I did, he just went red and started laughing. I said, ‘Yeah thanks for that’ and he asked, ‘Well, did you get the message?’. Yeah, loud and clear.”
mmmmmm
Kek
HONK
>per dave meltzer
>WolfCHAD will be debuting at the raw postmania as a booker of Monday Night Raw
>Raw will become the real developmental show, because we all know nxt is just a glorified circlejerk indy promotion to make sjw marks forget paul buried a bulbasaur
>Drw WolfNashIntyre will get the UT from Lesnar at the Saudi Arabia show and then receive a 2sweet from Nash, Hogan and Hall
Me!!!
Should I go catch up on The Orville? What else is booked for tonight? Seems like a filler show.
FLIP MIDGET INCOMING.
RETRACT THE DIMES.
they are probally gonna get the belts form the revival.
I come here to have fun w/ my other Yea Forumsies. Like any event and or 'sport' watching wrestling with friends is 99.9% of the reason we're here. If the plane we're on is on fire and we're going down well I'm glad I'm going down with the finest bunch of fucking nutjobs on a Malaysian Corn Husking Board.
kek wtf was that sound effect when ricochet took off his hoodie?
I forgot that the revival were the champions
>Say Cringe!
HONNKKK
based dong lyrics
OH WOW
You say based and I say saycringe
>my dick after watching the main event at WM35.png
>champs get jobber entrance
Smackdown vs Raw hasn't existed since like 2011.
I don't understand how it spreads that fast
>has underused tag team talents in the back
>same tag team every week
WWE Logic
man seems like alister black doesnt have as much mystic he had in NXT
>take flight
I just don't get it. Why care about keeping the revival? They're not impressive, they're not big, they don't really flip or anything. What's the point? They would have been buried in the 90s and stay buried.
>revival botching all over the place
thought they were supposed to be good
>"tag team action continues live"
>goes to commercial
Its gotta be Kayfabe because hes definitely gotten laid before 30
Should I continue watching or has the peak of the show already occurred? Pretty bored right now desu. Is anything -supposed- to happen tonight?
based and desab
Tag team specialist they said
JUST ONE MORE MATCH
worked by Cornette
Anyone getting the new Yoshi game? Woolly World was comfy as fuck
is the same show overall every week since january except roman, the manlets and kurt
The Big Dog Roman Reigns and Big Daddy Claymore should show up. Also Braun might destroy another vehicle.
Watch Impact
youtube.com
The Revival are the most boring pair of wrestlers I have ever seen in my life.
absolute kiddie shit
>hey boomer fat nigger, tell us about this gimmick test booster
are Hana, Io and Kairi playable?
Nah, 60 dollars for a piss easy yoshi game with no replay value is a pass from me.
sadly yes
I will when the NSP leaks
they are a clever ruse to get the flippyshits over
They are so bland and forgettable, that you cannot help but focus on the other two, and the Revival hold the belts so that the new guys also get that added underdog angle, because people love the struggle and often lose interest once the babyface actually becomes champ.
>have to beat the champ to be allowed to fight the champ
Roster this bloated and they can't even fathom the idea of number one contenders.
i mean kurt angle is wrestling samoa joe
I'm watching for Joe and angle
WEll well well
anyone got a good stream? all the ones on reddit are shit
>quick-impact style wrestling
>i mean
When is based Drew McNash showing up?
>"Simon is my dad" sign
The lore deepens.
Why is Bart Simpson guest commentator
I probably won't, I just don't find enjoyment in games intended for children.
>continues to watch wrestling
Is it just me or does that 630 move look really dangerous
Whatculture looking pretty happy in that photo
>supporting a tax fraud
>aleister black and ricochet
>WWE will die in your lifetime
>not owning a PS4 and getting Sekiro
I think that's the point
>Flame on!
it will eventually lead to a career ending and life threatening injury
I used to be a fan of Ricochet but seeing him every week has exposed him as one of the worst flippy shitters out there. Yeah hes a great gymnast but he has little to not storytelling skills.
Paul looks photoshoped in that matchcard render
>The Cringevival
It is
yeah, ricochet better change his name to rubberneck if he keeps that shit up.
>You can bet this isn't the last you heard of Ricochet and Aleister Black in the RAW tag team division
Fuck OFF
>I mean
Back to re**it dumbass. Why the fuck do people type this out?
NOOO!
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE NOW AND FOREVERRRR!!!!!!
>It's still hour 1
Get outta here grandpa! This ain't the wrestling you're used to.
>not owning something specific for a multiplat
The absolute cuck logic.
>Drew vs Roman at mania
boring
HOLY FUCKING DIMES
THAT is how a real wrestler looks like and should ALWAYS look like
Based european Nash
Where are Batista's nipples
Why the fuck would i buy ps4 when ive been a Chad box lad for decades
The chosen one
They need to call this team "2 black guys" and make them a comedy duo.
Not enough flips for ya?
because girls say that
Drew Mac n Cheese stole most of his gimmick
drew and jinder are based af.
they both got a push, kinda faded, then eventually both put into dweeb 3mb gimmiks.
then released.
literally took a shower, got a clue and hit the weights and now based as fuck chads
let that be a lesson to us all Yea Forums
based because Ram is so shit
WWE has been working with Fox recently with SmackDown airing on Fox so they got Bart Simpson on Raw as part of that deal
>for decades
>he remained loyal to this shit
roman a shit and drew hasn't been anything since he split up with dolph
LADS
Is undertaker appearing THIS EPISODE or next
My dad (a literal boomer) is watching american idol so i cant watch til 10 30.
I blame the kardashians
my gf says "like ___", "i know like___" because she saw kourtney saying that stupid words30 times in less than 3 minutes
>still two more amazing hours of free wrestling programming
Pairing him with a generic feel good babyface tends to do that.
Faggot
pretty based tbqh
Raw sucks
>based his whole persona to be an unreadable occultist
>put him in a tag team
Imagine pairing the undertaker with Rey Mysterio
lads I'm gonna do it.
I'm really gonna do it.
none of you can stop me...
I'm going to but a Yea Forums pass I hate jobbing out to the captcha and cooldowns, I job out clean as a fucking whistle
I'm really gonna do it lads
Faggot
Fuck it, I'm done. good luck Yea Forums
>bothering to add artificial wind when your green screen is that god awful
Its actually very safe. I'd say no more dangerous than taking a powerslam
He's not advertised
>he has a entertainment system instead of a gaming console
OH NO NO NO NO
just get the Yea Forums x plugin retard
YA SEEFING
pathetic
Why is he so perfect?
Smarkbusters warned us this would happen
based
>NIGGER SATISFIES
where are batistas nipples?
Shut up idiot
DRAMATIC TIRE
Its the Riker beard
Drew has just been standing in the ring for commercials
>on the biggest stage of them all
Vince is never going to notice how obviously forced his dumb ass lingo quotes are.
I miss the Smarkbusters
Fuck Vince for making Drew say "grandest/biggest stage of them all" in that promo
Atleast xbox can play blu-ray.
Yeah its awesome living in 2019 ya simp. I can seamlessly switch from playing games in 4K to Netflix to Internet browser in seconds meanwhile on PS4 it goes "please wait a minute while we close this application" OHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA OHHH NO NOOOOOOO
got dam I would plow Natty to infinity. Her ass must taste like strawberries.
>Ghosts
Oh god he mentioned Romans family the Rock might be coming to bury everyone again
That gaytch look shopped as fuck
Can anyone find a proper link to Kenny Omega vs Yoshihiko, can’t find a working link, and it’s better than this show right now
I'M BEGGIN YA JOE
BASED DREW SHOOTING
>exterminate
>terminator
>sexterminator
They already had to watch their daddy fight for his life already
THIS ISN'T DREW MCINTYRE TALKING TO ROMAN REIGNS THIS IS ANDREW GALLOWAY IV TALKING TO JOE ANOA'I
>this isn't Drew McIntyre talking to Roman Reigns...
TBD
Why does drew have so much trouble getting the crowd to react to him?
>joe
PS4 anime watching dweebs seething.
Xbox chads unite.
>give it to me
That's what Batista wants
ITS THE BIG DOG (tm)
ghosts was based as all fuck
He lost all of his heat since he went solo.
I want Drewkemia to actually murder Roman at wrestlemania. I want him to shoot stomp on Roman's head until he hears a crack and just fucking leave right after.
>throw shirts here!
The hardcam doesn't have that function you retard.
Say what you want about Vince but he's an absolute madman for kayfabing cancer
I shouldve mentioned that I'm a phone poster
Roman is a manlet wtf
Friendly reminder that Microsoft and Nintendo are bros now and Sony has no friends
So nobody in wrestling can do am interesting promo anymore?
THESE FUCKING CAMERA CUTS
KLSAOHDFASJDHASKJD HAHAHAH LMAO
LISTEN VERY CLEARLY
the crowd doesn't really react to anything
Damn, he went Super Saiyan.
>this is Andrew Galloway talking to Joe Anoa'i
>keeps posting games that were better on something else
as expected of the two incels of consoledom.
Christ the lad is humongous
i only play destiny 2
based roman casual
>a third shoot angle
THIS WRESTLEMANIA IS REAL
"Sh-shut up it wasn't worked it was just like not-that-bad leukemia that's why he recovered so fast"
Roman is so fucking based
Is that game good?
roman the manlet
Based
Yes. Best Mario game since Galaxy
Ya seething PSimp4etty
he was at his best on LU.
>masked
>mute
>tagged with Based Hernandez
>Konnan's stable
Raymond Reynolds
Richard Ringgold
Robert Romero
Romulus Rasmussen
Ricardo Rechsteiner
Rochester Rooker
>and the crowd goes mild
Large Canine b t f o
Goldeneye on the N64 classic when?
OOH RIGHT IN THE BIG DOGS
crowd is full of future indy wrestlers (under 6'0 geeks with social anxiety) who feel intimidated by big daddy claymore
THIS ISN'T ROMAN REIGNS TALKING TO DREW MCINTYRE
THIS IS JOE ANOA'I TALKING TO ANDREW MCLEAN GALLOWAY IV
>can't say X amount of words because of Vince micromanaging
>can't ham it up without sounding retarded
Censorship hurts the business
why is Cole selling the low blow just Drew just shot Roman's kids?
>paying to phone post
damn don't waste your mommy's money like that son
a very Cena like miss by Roman
this goddamn. what do the trainers teach them these days in development because they are absolutely terrible on tv, both in personality and physical ability.
Where did the Samoa Joe/Angle rivalry take place?
That entire scene was great. Neither of them looked weak both were willing to beat the piss out of each other and nobody said anything hard retarded
TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA
>surprise attack mid-sentence
>still loses
>Microsoft allows Nintendo to put N64 Rare back on their consoles
>Nintendo puts Master Chief in Smash
Fair deal?
because every promo in this program could be straight out of Triple H's mouth
The Roman says
boston is either loud fat sports losers
or dweeb onions boys
and a ton of asians
NEW
NEW
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I bought Mario + Rabbits Battle Kingdom for $20 and beat it. I was wondering if I should get Mario Odyssey or Breath of the Wild.
GO ROMAN!
FIFA + Xbone = 4 Life
Cannot believe ppl actually play it on PS4, shit's unplayable
Tits N Ass wrestling
because it put any future kids he might have in jeopardy
apparently they spend all their time on overly long entrance pageantry
retard
If this Raw is putting you to sleep then check out my album
soundcloud.com
Vocals on track 5, 6, and 9.
>sucralose Game Fuel
cronge
Go fuck yourself.
Yes
I bought a PS4 once and returned it next day. The online is a fucking joke and takes way too long to install games
>saying like
>invented by kardashians
+18
Sonic being in Samsh kind of disproves Sony having no friends
NEW THREAD
new bread
based autist obsessed with having a thread
Grow up lil nigga
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E
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stop making thread early you fucking simps
>and nobody said anything hard retarded
>This isn't Roman Reigns talking
>"Dean isn't going to be on TV again" they said
Fucking bloggers on suicide watch again.
Drew forgot his coat
I didn't say invented ya simp. They popularized it just like fucking bulbasaurs
LAST
MAN
STANDING
AMRBOSE WITH THE WHITE POWER SIGN?!?!?!??!
IT'S BOSS TIME
>>Still rocking a PS3
>>New Vegas Mass Effect Trilogy Red Dead
>> No fucks or bucks given for somewhat better 500$ system
NEW
THREAD
MAGOO BTFO AGAIN
>They popularized it
Also fucking wrong.
What did he mean by this?
NEW
Fuck when is bayley going to wear booty shorts?
>Survivor Series
>the "Big 4" with absolutely no stakes at fucking all
>the same building where the Austin era began
>reduced to hosting the Botch and Cringe Connection
What does that have to do with Sony? Do you think Sony owns Sega?
NEW
NEW
REAL NEW THREAD IGNORE THE EARLY THREAD AUTIST
ALEXA BLISS BURNED THE COAL
Disgusting how the Women's division can do nothing original and even now they have to steal the name gimmick from the goddamn Rock and Mankind
ever heard of Valley girls? they've been around since the 80s
is bayley supposed to be the mankind of boss n hug connection?
Cringe
Sony killed Rare, so it's karma
wow the wwe women's division fucking sucks
Check Lacey's instagram kek
Sasha should always wear the ponytail
Braun is gonna fuck Bliss in the middle of the ring right?
Will she get these hands?
Is this the new thread?
yes and when the bump limit hits this will be
That's legit.
I think this thread is dead.
Bump
when is she showing up to brap like a lady?