Monday Night Ram thread #1

Can't wait for all the SILLY cucks.
Screw anything else that has happened. The women are main eventing because of Ronda, and that's all there is to it.
Ronda and fucking Natalya could have main evented.
It's not Becky "The Human Cringe" Lynch, who this company fell ass backwards into, and it isn't Ric's daughter.
Slit vertically fanboys.

The point is to make the viewers mad.

BASED

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You tell me

Smack wins again.

WOMEN

cringe already

>virtue signaling
cringe

Charles & Becko are gonna get 30 minutes tomorrow

Finna

>Half the crowd cheers when Ronda's music hits
>Half of them boo
Based or cringe

I DONT GIVE A DONG BOUT MY DING-DONG DIDDLY

time for ronda to struggle through a promo but somehow making it without flubbing over her words

>>Screw the woo and fuck the Potato nigger

Geez Rondo calm down

What does Yea Forums think of Kevin Scampoli

already cringe as fuck

>Becky isn't over

Bros I feel bad for Ronda

I want liv

Hows everyone AAF team did last week?

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real game thread

Liv is about to get pooped on by Ronda

The main event should be Becky vs Charlotte

Ronda is going to make the match a dumpster fire

the story of him beating up his dad is funny

I have an interview friday that could double my salary, wish me luck Yea Forums

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Is Ronda gonna cry?

AT THE SAME TIME

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>you're welcome
I didn't ask for this Honda

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Bringe

This. Is obese smarks didn't start cheering for Becko last summer the main event would eventually be Charlotte vs Ronda

Bex bros wy@?

>Boston MA
gosh i wish i was there

>drops mic
>wasn't finished talking
>drops mic agan
>still wasn't finished talking

FUCKING HELL

hottie

>beat the clock challenge
But what's the point? They're all locked in to the main event already.

All of THIS INGENIUNE HAMFISTED VIRTUE SIGNALLING BULLSHIT

>forgets her lines twice

AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY

That match would be a dumpster fire too

good luck, brother

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More like Rond Arousey am I right fellas? Give me a hell yeah.

the point is to bury the riott squad even more because only Becky Ronda and Charlotte can look good

this isn't what i wanted!

LIV MOMMY IS BACK!

It's on purpose retards

I'd rather just see Becky vs Charles again at this point. Ronda is so fucking shit

good luck!

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Crinfe

>Riott squad mercilessly jobbed out yet again
Fucking hell, why not job out your absolute shitters like Dana, Foxy and Nattie?

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Alright Yea Forums you guys ready? It's the "Beat the Cock" challange, whoever can cum the fastest before this match is over wins... no jacking till the bell rings!

I'm glad I didn't take the half hour drive to see Ronda drop a mic on the floor live

>riot squad jobbing again
fucking WHY???

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Liv is the cutest wrestler in wwe

facts

Don't have one, but my MMBracket was pretty dimes. Got 75% correct and a perfect sweet 16 set up.

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RONNIE IS A WEIRDO

God I hope Becky screws Rondo and she drops to a Riot jobber

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two retards to open the show and close wm

Becky is so fucking cringe-worthy

Who the FUCK does she have sex with tho

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god this is just awful

Bad stipulation. You can't beat the cock, nobody can.

twice of nothing is still nothing pedomod

Actually haven't seen a Beat the Clock in awhile. Glad they didn't go with a Gauntlet match at least.

I'm the undisputed champion of the beat the cock challenge, no one else is a faster shot

This cucked crowd cheering this garbage main event lmao

>Charles barely got a reaction

YIKES

This should be a thing for every women's match. stipulation is you can only jack off to the match and nothing else.

on a scale of 1 to absolute shit, how bad is Ronda?

WWE is dead

SEETHING

1

Based, I like 40 minutes away myself and I would usually go but I am going to Mania so it's like fuck it already spending a shit ton.

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Bix.

ugly plastic bitch

what am I doing with my life

OYYYY RONNIE YA LIL WEIRDO HEHEHE IM SO LE QUIRKY AND DONT KNOW HOW TO CUT A FUCKEN PROMO YA CUNT

well people like this who make her their waifu on Yea Forums of course

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Honestly at this point they should just give up. They must be in the doghouse

Why are they putting the pussy on a pedestal?

>Dana
jobbed and buried last week
>Foxy
has "stay the fuck home" heat after showing up drunk
>Nattie
involved with the tag team WM feud

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worked

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I want to blow a load all over Becky's floppers

Women are only the main event because the men's roster is ice cold right now and no one wants to see Seth/Bork

So what's the reward for whoever gets the best time?

what does the winner of this get?

BOOOOOOOOOORING

I'm personally excited to see Becky wrestle in slow motion and jump no higher than two inches off the ground.

who here /WOOWOOWOO/?

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This is gay.. we need some Lexi reaction faces to pass the time..

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Please injure Ronda

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THE MOMENTUM GOING INTO WRESTLEMANIA

I sometimes pretend it's my birthday to get yous on a Malaysian basket weaving forum :(

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Hey guys you're excited for my Wrestlemania main event, right?

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>They're jobbing out liv to becky

w-well that's not that bad i guess..

since when did Charlotte have a nice ass?

brand split is fucking dead

>All of the Riott Squad is losing again tonight
Good way to handle one of the few heels you have in your division

Maria, Nikki Cross and Mickie then. Riott squad are buried beyond any hope at this point

He is busy fucking mourning the death of Chelsea Green.

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She looks like a fucking retard doing chops

I came at the same exact moment Renee said "WHOA".

What the fuck is the point of this match? What does the winner get?

Countdown match.

Instead I am counting botches

Nah worked would be me booing / cheering heel or face but instead i just turn the channel. Wow thanks WWE worked me real good ;^)

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Well, if the women's division was booked right, the winner would get a nice Mania rub, but since no one cares about wins and losses on RAW or the Riot Squad or any other women whatsoever, the winner gets nothing.

wow nobody gives a shit about this match

>Hulk Hogan has entered the arena.
Per Dave Meltzer

I bet Sonya beats every one of you

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Why did they put all the hot girls on nxtuk?

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i went to mania last nyc. went to a based rub and tug after in jersey

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>Ruby just happens to go for kick that gets countered

RUBY WINS

Tag Team Championship soon, fellow broski!

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>Charlotte constantly losing
>Charlotte obviously gonna have the worst time since Ruby is her match
With the way they're jobbing her out I think the madman Vince is actually going to close the show with her as champ

Charles BTFO

>Maria
does she even wrestle?
>Nikki Cross
fair point
>Mickie
I think she has the same "stay the fuck home" heat as Alicia

>get a nice Mania rub
the fuck is that?

So Becky recovered miraculously from her leg injury?

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>Liv's banshee screams
cringe

LET'S GO MORGAN

I'm watching Tucker Carlson Tonight and the Avenatti press conference instead of RAM

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>women are going to main event wrestlemania
>It's not because of you, Ronda
>It's not because of you, Becky
>Hell it's not even about me, it's because "main eventing" is borderline meaningless and this small gesture will get the WWE a disproportionate amount of media attention and mainstream exposure

what the fuck... the match didn't even end

Momentum

anyother massholes going to mania?

I wonder what Carter's doing to prepare for his fight with nWoWolfpacTV

>Why are you mad girls i gave you the co main event spot
Based vince working the sjws into thinking women will actually close the show.

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Member when Ruby and Charlotte had a nice competitive match last year at fastlane? Me either.

>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Missed the start because I had to go dilate, anything good so far?

Trump voters are un-educated and vote against their economic interests.

holy shit Liv really is unironically getting plump

So what does Becky win?

Just woke up. What did I miss?

Nope.

Actually made me miss Corbin or Steph

momentum

Charlotte is such a geek

My friend went and I'm just trying my hardest to work him into a shoot through texts

Is that the only women's segment? Can I go to sleep now?

Why is Becky dressed like Steve Jobs?

becky is by far the worst wrestler of the 3 broads

My seed

That is the faggiest shit I have ever heard Michael Cole

>Sonya's face when the smell hits her.jpg

bragging rights

Is it too late to change the main event?

Tucker huh? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... don't wanna mess with him..

Yup, train up Saturday morning. NJPW/ROH Saturday night, Mania Sunday. Skipping NXT and RAM.

An abortion.
Go back to sleep.

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Shut up Carter

iirc the night after she got in the match she she dropped her crutch and and started fighting. Despite working the leg the night before.

What is Becky Lynch's gimmick?

...

Imagine being Ruby fucking Riot lads
Sarah is married and can live off her husband at any point
Liv could get a job doing pretty much anything/snag a rich beta just like that
Ruby...she’s a half decent wrestler who’s gonna hit the wall harder than Lita

Wow I can't believe Finn is going to pin Lio to get a wrestlemania match

It's amazing how overexposed this match has become.

I just don't care for it anymore

Vince and co blew their load on this feud in early February that now the momentum has slowed

>implying you know everyone else's economic interests

they run some form of balor vs lashley in this same Segment 2 spot every week

Democrat voters are literal walking zombies with no original thought of their own and vote against their own safety, protection, and livelihood.

>that's it for the build for the main event 2 weeks out
KEK.

RENT FREE

Glad that's over

>Becky with her back turned to Charles arguing with Ronda
>Charles just standing there doing nothing again

They are actively making Charles feel like more of a third wheel by the week

California is the least educated state my tranny friend

cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/least-educated-state-california-no-1-percentage-residents-25-and

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>giving a fuck about diva shit

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Me too, bro.

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Tranny

Kayfabe wise, Charlotte definitely got screwed here since Ruby Riott's power level is higher than the other two whose names I barely know.

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BOBBO TIME

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Finn vs Bobbo and Rush doesn't get old but where the fuck are all the other challengers? It's the intercontinental championship for god's sake.

Don't care about the wrestling, Becky was being such a massive pitslut after the match

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Yes. This mania is shit. It's what commie massholes deserve.

>shadman

>another Bobbo/Rush vs Gaylor match

jesus christ they run things into the ground

>for the past 3 months all Balor has done is face either Lashley or Rush or both of them at the same time

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she's gender non-conforming

God dammit watching Raw and endgame tix went on sale and sold out on the 25th now.

Fuck you Vince.

Becky can literally work Yea Forums without even talking, it’s truly amazing

paying for illegal shitskin's food stamps and your frankegina surgery is not in my economic interest

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she's irish

He's lucky not being on 205

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Anyone else more excited for avengers: capeshit than for WM?

>random beat the clock match with no actual reward
>2-on-1 handicap match where finn gets an ic title match at wm if he wins

whats going on

I am no commie you fucking commie

>social media

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>implying last year's Mania had any better of a card

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what kind of club is "balor club"?

Fuck you faggot.

Unironically yes.

>no more rematches we swear guise

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A gay club

my nigga

is big dave in the house tonight

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>first time Liv is on in a month
>cable fucks up
JUST

I don't want bobbo jobbing to this twink again

>a 100lbs irish twink is beating Bobby Lashley at WrestleMania

>has never read Marx in his entire fucking life

BOBBO

tbqh. Shazam is a bigger draw than Avengers

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>This handicap match is akin to what Kofi had to go through last week
No Cole, no it isn't. Alright I was about to tune out, but Lio has a mic so I'll stay for a bit

HOLY SHIT

HAPPENING

Does Raw only have about 12 wrestlers? It's the exact same fucking matches week in and week out.

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>Gronk

Oh no, we're getting that shitbird at WM aren't we.

she lost to becky in under a minute

remember when wrestlers used to get heat without resorting to cheap one-line gimmicks?

>women's wrestling entertainment
Sorry, I'm watching NJPW

Why is /ourguy/ Lashley not facing Lesnar instead?

It's all so tiresome

HA HA HA

>Gronk is a broken piece of shit.

At least the women's thing only took up less than 20 minutes

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No just the same shitty wrestlers

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Bobbo and Leo "Twink" Rush
vs.
>Finn Balor and THE GRONK

It's on WM35!

>they gave the topical sports reference to Lio instead of Elias

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Fucking hell lads Gronk in the twink's corner at WM

>Jinder
lmao

BASED MAHARAJA

Lio is absolutely based as fuck

...is bobbo clownpilled?

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>Jinder instead of Leo
Fuck off

Will we ever get to see Becky's nipples?

not really, no

>jinder
literally why

>Jinder
YIKES

is it just me or are all of the most boring wrestlers on this brand?

>Jinder dwarfs Bobby
Just give Jinder the strap again

I hated Jinder at first but honestly he's grown on me and I wish they'd try to find a way to make him work.

This a DC board, go back to red.dit with your estrogen capeshit

>tfw you will never relive the hype of the summer of jinder

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Bobbo and Jinnder jobbing to a twink

this is injustice

in before Gronk makes the save

DESIGNATED

>how do you beat a team of Lashley and Mahal?

I dunno, sneeze at Jinder since he's a jobber again?

Jinder is awful

2 seconds in and i already have cancer

>no more same old rematches
>you, the fans pick the matches now

>same old rematch after rematch
>my booking idea of Bobbo getting a BBC gimmick still not on TV
Fuck
This
Company

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NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW
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SHITTING

Jinder is going to injury the midget again

Fuck off.

BBC doesn't draw anymore pal.
Unless the second B stands for beaner, which Bobbo is not.

too early autist

>thinking your input means shit to a tv show
low t mentality

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>mfw Jinder is added to the Intercontinental Title match at Mania and wins

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Too early , ya slapdick

>50 before bump limit
Nah, fuck you.

STREETS

She's am angry tranny or something

Don't care, it's basedball time.

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He sure did look good with that thing

POO

kys
at least wait until the 300 mark

Seth fucks HHH and Vince

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>gets traded to Smackdown and loses it to Xavier Woods the first night

Frank Thomas to win the Womens main event

No, I've read enough comics my entire life to have a good idea what they're going to do with the next movie. The only thing I'm looking forward to seeing is what the next big story arc they'll do and I damn well hope it's Annihilation.

IN

Stone Cold Becky Lynch

LOO

would legit mark out

LOO

LOO

......... Jinder's left shoulder wasn't on the mat...

lmao desperate to have a ram thread how embarrassing

>Finn vs Bobbo again

SEETHING

>yfw Ronda shoot cripples Becky and starts the lawsuit that kills the company for good

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SEETHING

BOBBO TRON NOW

>Seething

How is Kurt gonna lift Samoa Joe into a suplex?

>Times Square empty at 8:30

>>Tries
>>Run in by Sonya
>>Reminds us that Ronda fought shitters and has no stand up game
>>Beaten bloody and company pretends its just a show

All the tarps are at the arena

why is he in nyc if the shows in boston

that elias segment was utterly pointless

NIGGERS WILL NEVER BE EQUAL

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I remember going to see some band live and was more excited for their opening act, The Kidney Thieves, than I was for the actual main band.

NEW
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Watching as well, cnn squash match, DJT Jr going over big

NO DING IS EVER TRULY DONG
NO DONG IS EVER TRULY DIDD-LY
I FlNNA THINGS YOU NEVER COULD
AND THINGS WILL DING-DONG DIDDLY

Goodstein always work me into a shoot

bump because the faggot made the new thread already

Hi Kevin! I personally think you’re funny as shit, but the alt-right shit is coming off as a little forced and cringed. I liked the way you used to pull off your racist jokes more naturally.

DUDE TRUMP LMAO

seething cuck

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