What the fuck is up with you guys? How do you religiously tune in to watch a 3 hour show twice a week with 2 and a half hours of man-drama and commercials to see thirty minutes of greasy sluts and fake fighting, if that? Not to mention shelling out like 80 bucks for a PPV event with an outcome you deep down have already anticipated weeks beforehand. It's really predictable, the most popular rassler always wins the championship. Like do you just delude yourself until there's some feeling of suspense?
I'm really trying to wrap my head around this. I mean I understand that you need willing suspension of disbelief to enjoy all tv shows but come on, you KNOW it's not real and yet you'll pay to go watch it and make signs and scream your asses off as if it affects the outcome of the "match".
I can't even look at pro rasslers without being grossed out, like do they just lay down a tarp and roll in baby oil and crisco to get that look? And the so-called divas... Like just watch porn if you want to see a skanky chick doing nasty shit, they'll be hotter and fully naked. Not to mention how totally gay it is to watch dudes in colorful speedos grabbing each other and whining about how they got fucked over by whatever funny looking guy in a suit is pissing them off that week.
It's muscle ballet mixed with a bad soap opera, you're no better than an aging Mexican housewife with her telenovelas. You just shit up what could be a great board with dumb threads about your favorite tv shows. The acting is terrible and the plots are always bad. Mexican and Japanese wrestling at least has cool personalities and they actually do stuff. Go take a martial arts class and learn actual fighting, you'll realize what a sham your life was before. Be your own hero and stop worshiping these hillbillies.
Damn thats a lot of text TL DR imma ding-dong diddly watch RAW tonight
Damn it feels good to be an Echad
Oliver Brooks
>How do you religiously tune in to watch a 3 hour show twice a week with 2 and a half hours of man-drama and commercials to see thirty minutes of greasy sluts and fake fighting, if that? I don't. I watch the show on daily motion and skip 90% of it
>Not to mention shelling out like 80 bucks for a PPV event with an outcome you deep down have already anticipated weeks beforehand There haven't been paid PPVs in years. Right now you supposedly pay 10 bucks a month for all PPVs all the time. I don't do that either, though, dailymotion is good enough.
>It's really predictable, the most popular rassler always wins the championship This is too often NOT the case. Vince has a boner for subverting expectations.
>you KNOW it's not real and yet you'll pay to go watch it No different from movies or TV shows
>You just shit up what could be a great board with dumb threads about your favorite tv shows This is why we need our own board. We're oppressing the rest of Yea Forums for no good reason
Hello Game! Still asspained 50 went over 10+ years ago?
Sebastian Harris
>shelling out like 80 bucks for a PPV event But the WWE Network includes all PPVs and is only $9.99 a month
Kayden Perry
The audience left watching RAW in 2019 can be fitted into the following categories;
>1. Boomers who don't know how to use the Internet and thus still watch TV shows out of habit >2. Autistic people who watch pro-wrestling because it is their obsession in life 3. Low-IQ "people" who watch wrestling because they're literally too dumb to enjoy other forms of entertainment 4. People with underlying mental health issues (e.g. depression) who watch to torture themselves
Reminder that if governments and people took mental health issues just as seriously as physical health, pro-wrestling would be all but dead as a medium.
Parker Rodriguez
Mr. Potato Head, I made you!
Blake Cooper
Wrestling is purely for faggots
Jayden Ross
And Kanye Jannettied you so hard 10 years ago the day your album released you had to quit your music career
Dylan Edwards
necrobump
Jacob Robinson
>Be your own hero and stop worshiping these hillbillies. if me watching these hillbillies make ya seethe then I'm already my own hero.
Grayson Thompson
Cope
Caleb Stewart
cringebump
Kayden Rodriguez
Based
Nicholas Hall
Based 50 was a certified draw back in his day
Ethan Sullivan
>This is too often NOT the case. Vince has a boner for subverting expectations.
Delusional, as expected from a Nakamura-shit. WWE has brainwashed people like you so much that already in 2011, WWE fans considered it a huge shock to even acknowledge TNA exists. It's such a predictable safe space that even the slightest unpredictable thing rocks the boat for the viewer. Now almost as much time has elapsed as there did between 2011 and the Invasion angle, yet it seems as though history has stopped in comparison to the changes during that period, and why? Because the biggest change of all between 2011 and the Invasion was the shift to a cult mentality. And with Cena, Orton and Cole to support it, your standards of what counts as a surprise has been clearly dumbed down.
Isaiah Thomas
>Mexican and Japanese wrestling at least has cool personalities and they actually do stuff. nice try.
>thinking majority of Yea Forums is gonna read your reddick spaced blog Have sex Get clue Take shower Gain Height Hit Weights Otherwise you'll never make it here with the wolves kid. No go back to Yea Forums and sneedpost for the 1000th time
Grayson Reyes
Fuck you guys Game is based
Evan Sanchez
Nigga stole my bike
Carter Richardson
This remind me of that Yea Forums meme, hey bro this is my hot italian gf and we have sex etc. why you wasting your time on here talking shit
