Will my tatu keep me from WWE

Got attached tatu (2A). Just failed. At getting into college. So gonna try for WWE. Musclear, played football. Also I love WWE and have since day 1 of childhood.

Will my tatu keep
The talent scowts away from me? I am also open to New Japan.

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Worked

THIS IS NOW A TATU THREAD

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holy cringe

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID

>Muscular
Not with those arms you aren't simp

are they still active?

The one on the left used to be hotter but time wasn't kind to her.
The one on the right is still a babe.
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you being a simp that posts on Yea Forums will keep you out

Idk but last I heard they got shit for pretending to be lesbians

I can personally attest to this.

I’m liderally 250 pounds and 5 foot 11. Pure musclear power and I would crush you’re ass.

Can they Check this? I’m on my phone not my laptop so there’s no IT address

>5 foot 11
oh no...

>250 pounds and 5 foot 11
YOU'RE FAT

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OH NO NO NO NO!
You're a manlet!

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signed
;)

Lose weight
Gain height
Hit the showers
Get a clue
Have sex
Go outside

Nah your gimmick can just be Second Amendment Man or some shit. Come out to the ring and shoot shoot somebody every match.

Kys manny

in that order?