"The name's Ali, just Ali"

It's most likely HHH who's doing this. He's trying to turn every wrestler into himself. Giving them shortened nicknames, having all their music sound the same, no gimmicks just aesthetics, teach them to not have great matches but to always have watchable matches, everyone cuts a tweener promo the same way HHH does.

And that's the bottom line, because Steve said so.

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welp there goes his push

If they shorten Samoa Joe's name to just Joe, they could advertise the biggest rematch of all time, Ali vs Joe.

I want to know what goes through Vince's mind to decide to do this shit after these people have been on his shows for years?

mansoor vs andrade vs ali in a triple threat match

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He can't remember who most of them are so he just gives them names arbitrarily.

It's been proven time and time again that If your name is longer than 3 syllables then you're losing a name.

Brock Lesnar
Roman Reigns
Seth Rollins
Becky Lynch
Charlotte Flair

I guarantee they had to change Kairi Hojo to Kairi Sane simply so they could meet the 3 syllable requirement.

>already changed his twitter
twitter.com/AliWWE

Kairi Sane will be just Kairi soon and Io Shirai will just be Shirai.

Might be lo

nobody cares about waifus ya ding-dong diddly simp

Pretty smart post.
And the wrong name gets cut again.
He should be called Mustafa,

The whole board dissagrees with you faggot, keep SEETHING.

"Kairi & Io, the Sky Pirates are next !"
Yeah sounds like something maggle would say

BLACK IS IN ACTION NEXT AS RAW ROLLS ON

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>It's most likely HHH who's doing this
Right, that's why he decided to mess with Andrade "Cien" Almas' name years ago, wait no

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>whole board
ya ding-dong diddly wish /wooo/tist rapefugee, your little circlejerks of gook worshiping is more sad than the blissfag/botcha generals

At least his first name wasn't Muhammad

if only he didnt get injured

Goodbye Velveteen Dream.

Yeah, he's just gonna be Dream at best.

Holy shit I never realized how autistic they are about names. The 3 syllable thing confirms it

Baron Corbin
Randy Orton
Johnathan Cena
The Undertaker

who's next?
>Aleister
>Mysterio
>Wyatt
>Samoa
>Buddy

I'll give it 3 weeks max after his main roster call up until he's just called Dream.

dont know why would anyone sign with wwe anymore
they treat their new signees like shit

midcarded for life now.

WWE really understands their sub 10 iq fanbase

AND FROM CHICAGO
AALLLIIII!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=GmUrHYDcUqo

money

>Giant Andre

>Fish
>Breeze
>Keith
>No

Corbin is one that will happen soon. I'm surprised it took this long with him.

Orton has the legacy shit, his name will never leave.

Based Allie

He'll be "The Dream" to match Dwayne Johnson.

youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA

AAALLLLIIIIII

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>Johnathan Cena

This dude needs to be fired. How the fuck is a Muslim consistently using airlines not a hazard??? Ummm anyone????

>Johnathan Cena

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Do you seriously think the roster flies from place to place?

>Batista
>John Cena
>Jeff hardy
>CM Punk
3 syllables = WWE title

>there are now 16 (SIXTEEN) different wrestlers in ONE YEAR that lost their last name

What

The

Fuck

Dont make me name all of them. You already know who they are.
I bet somoa joe is next.

Just joe.

If they’re doing it to remind me of Mohammad Ali, that’s fine.
If it’s because of that retarded Wrestler Has Only One Noun for a Name Rule, then fuck it.

>Woods and E to face Uso and Uso, next!

IT'S STONE COLD STEVE

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you mean "Stone" Steve

What the fuck, what is even the point of giving them a made up name if they're just going to have their real name right there in their official WWE Twitter profile. Adeel Alam sounds much more interesting than "Mustafa Ali" or "just Ali" anyway. Just start calling him Adeel or something

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>"MY NAME JEFF"

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>mfw Vince renames Dream to just "Velveteen"

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>The Velveeta Dream

>no dimes shitters get renamed
OH THE HUMANITY SOMEBODY STOP VINCE
buncha simps

Joe Netty sounds cool too.

Rey Mysterio had to drop the “Junior” he’d always used his entire career pre-WWE. He’s already fallen victim to Vince’s autism.

Based

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You just noticed that? All the wrestlers have their real names on twitter. It's one those reasons that the this is X talking Y shit happens.

There's only one Ali and this guy ain't it.

I don't visit Twitter, I only see screenshots people post here. But really though, what is the point. I get it if their stage name is something more creative, like Velveteen Dream. But if it's like "my real name is Steve Robinson, but you can call me Mike Johnson", why even bother

Prince Ali a BooBoo

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>No mention of him being a police officer in Chicago

That honestly impresses me more

Based Stone

fuck this gay shit the company needs to be destroyed

Based Vince.
I just remembered this dude first name was Mustafa. Imagine being this forgettable.

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They already had a Just Joe. Then again, Vince is senile so he probably doesn't remember doing it already.

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ROU, SIMOFF! ROU, SIMOFF!

Funny how if you just showed this one picture with American stuff in the background to someone who's never watched wrestling, they'll instantly think Austin is an American icon, but someone can watch Super Cena for 10 years and not know that American icon is supposed to be his character.

Who's the Marty and Shawn?

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There was definitely some black in action raw for Kevin Nash in August 1992

Don't say that user, WWE might actually do it

Shia or Sunni?

who's this semen demon?

ohnono

Confirmed for newfag. Joshi waifuists have been apart of this board since fucking forever.

>they call me inbred

Ooooh he is prince Ali

That's stupid considering he runs NXT then guys like Andrade lose their names when Vince is in control of them

This idea that HHH thinks WWE should be ran like NXT, or that NXT isn't a pandering programme targeting a different audience, is so fucking boring. HHH has been the EVP of creative in WWE for about 6 years. Coincidentally it's got worse every year.

PRINCE ALI
FABULOUS HE
ALI OF BABWAH

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None of that has anything to do with how stupid it is to say he's the one giving them the names in the first place. They don't lose names until Vince gets involved.

ITS BLACK TIME!

Steve hits the stunner!

Twitter killed pro-wrestling. Most of these wrestlers don't even care about their in-ring personas, just followers.