Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, guys?

Thinking of ALL of wrestling history. 100+ years of history, spanning dozens of countries. We're literally talking about thousands and thousands of wrestlers in the history of the business.
And there are some people so fucking delusional that they think CM PUNK is in the top 10 OF ALL TIME. It's seriously insane.

>Honestly he's not even top 100 in-ring. He's not an athlete. All of his stuff looks slow and sloppy. He had the WOAT GTS. Joe carried him to five stars. The atmosphere carried him to five stars in Chicago.
Nobody said that he was a great athlete you mong, he was a great in-ring storyteller, which doesn't require great athleticism at all.

>Punk vs Joe
>Punk vs Cena (literally any of them)
>Punk vs Lesnar at Summerslam
>Punk vs Taker at WM (an old man who could barely move)
>Punk vs Jeff Hardy

99% of wrestlers to ever step foot into a ring would kill to have even one of those matches in the career. Punk is a GOAT contender. Stay mad.

He was above average and slightly edgy in a time of complete shitters.

Not going to lie, Phil looks pretty good! Nice to see him look so healthy. He should dye the gray, though. The gray reveals his age.

>Punk is a GOAT contender
holy shit is this a brainlet statement, are you literally under 18?

Fuck that, he should embrace being Punished Old Man Punk.

>gets BTFO
>y...you must be underage REEEEEE

Hi Paul.
>top 10 OF ALL TIME.
Top 10 WWE wise sure, but like it matters. Punk was the best of the worst period in modern WWE terms, which probably means... something.

Punk could be a GOAT contender based on ability, but he never had the chance to use his full potential. He's similar to Cain Velasquez in this regard.

>Implying Scott Steiner and the Dudleys weren’t better promo cutters
18+

The worst period of modern WWE is from 2017 to the present day.

Scott Steiner isn’t really a good promo. His promos are funny as fuck, but that’s not the same as being a good promo.

he was unique during an era that produced cookie cutter shitters left and right

Those guys are the very definition of a one trick pony. They can do an angry heel rant where they insult everyone in a hilarious way perfectly, but that's about it. Punk is much more versatile with his promo ability.

Ibushi
Naito
Okada
Tanahashi
Ospreay
Ishii
Takahashi
Suzuki

There are 8 wrestlers on the completely-depleted NJPW roster better than Punk RIGHT NOW, and he's supposed to be a candidate for the best of ALL TIME???

>There are literally people on this board who unironically think punk is a “GOAT” contender and is the “GOAT” at cutting promos
I serious hope you guys don’t think this for real

If you genuinely think that NJPW has a "completely-depleted" roster while having all those names you mentioned, you are a complete retard and there is literally no point of having a conversation about pro wrestling with you.

edgy among shitters and even at that Enzo was miles better

>gets BTFO
>focuses on obviously hyperbolic statement instead of addressing the actual argument that destroyed his dumbass opinion

I agree with you but you have to remember for some WWE is their ONLY perspective on wrestling

There’s no point in comparing eastern wrestling to western wrestling. It’s completely fucking different.

You wouldn’t compare Austin to Misawa.

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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GOAT doesn't mean "American GOAT"

>admits to making an obviously hyperbolic statement
>still considers it as actual argument
Yikes.

>watered down rock
>scripted as fuck
>cuck man phil had to cry to vince to let him cut worked shoot promos
Rock got NERFED as fuck during his return and don't act like this isn't a fact. Punk even got the chance to cut worked shoot promos, was given a long title reign and yet he still whined like a little bitch. It's cool to be confident but c'mon, he's not main event material, never was and never will be.

>Thinking of ALL of wrestling history. 100+ years of history, spanning dozens of countries
Yeah, if we're being especific he isn't even top 100 in the world in-ring wise. There has been too many good japanese, mexican and american wrestlers to even dare to put cuck man phil in the top 50, he ain't benoit or eddie.

>Joe carried him to five stars
Facts

>lists 5 matches
>Okada puts on more and better matches literally with Who Japan

jesus christ

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No, I wouldn't because Misawa is better hands down.

Samefag

>>Punk vs Joe
Again, carried by joe
>Punk vs Cena (literally any of them)
lol... you should rewatch punk/cena at mitb, what a messy botchfest
>Punk vs Taker at WM (an old man who could barely move)
One of the most forgettable carder mania matches. any carder vs batista match was better... they also a better feud.
>Punk vs Jeff Hardy
lel

>samefag
Ya seethin'?

Punketty sucks, deal with it

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Stop samefagging you pathetic cuck.

smark darling who politicked his way into a position of power
basically the HBK of the 10's without the in-ring talent or genuine likability

If punk wrestled again he would be exposed as the shitter he is

CM Punk looked better than he is because he was unique in a time where no one was a draw.

If he came along today, he'd probably be Joey Janela level, which isn't bad by any means, but he wouldn't be in the major leagues.

He doesn't compare to even bad good wrestlers like Seth Rollins. He's lucky he was born when he was. I guess he deserves some accolade for making it okay for indie wrestlers to be in the WWE but now everyone is a manlet so fuck him for that.

he was the first top guy to have a normie body. he didn't look like he lifted at all. that is commendable by itself

Seth Rollins has never had a match as good as Punk vs Lesnar or Punk vs Cena.

seems like the Rock recovered pretty well.

Hasn't wrestled in years and still works these simps
The absolute GOAT. Followed by Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan.

>Punk vs Lesnar
Bigger joke than Lesnar vs Bryan
>Punk vs Cena
Only good because of the crowd and it's not Seff's fault he's from the midwest and not a big city in the northeast

Austinetty and Hoganetty kisses everyone's ass because they don't want anyone calling them out for being a wifebeater and racist, ya ding-dong diddly simp

>Only good because of the crowd
Factually incorrect, and they also had two more matches that were even better.

Punk vs. Lesnar fucking sucked. Nobody talks about that match

>omg a piledriver i'm going to chant this is awesome!

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>hurr durr workrate
As someone who used to be a Rollins mark he doesn't even come close to Punk. He's unironically one of the GOATs. He asserted himself and bullied his way to a top spot, the way you're supposed to. Seth toes the line and takes the scraps he's forced fed. Not a single promo he's cut can match up to Punk on his worst day, and that's excluding some of his best shit, including SES. You can't tell me his promo during the Royal Rumble wasn't kino as fuck. Better work than some of the absolute greats.

>completely-depleted NJPW roster
Off your self e-drone.

He put on some of the best exbitionist matches in the UFC against two legends

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>He asserted himself and bullied his way to a top spot, the way you're supposed to
I wish more people did this. I was never a big fan of Punk's character but I always respected him for doing this

He was supposed to be some forgotten ECW guy, but forced Vince to put him on the map. Not enough guys have that drive these days. In fact I'd say zero wrestlers do since maybe Bryan or Ambrose, and the latter failed at it

Dude was described by many as the Triple H of the indies. It's probably why he hated Paul so much. He met a big league version of himself that he couldn't outpolitic

That was cool as fuck and I think CM Punk is a cuck loser.

>Wrestling
>popular

>Punk will never cut a promo even half as good as this

youtube.com/watch?v=UkrjcWMbrno

that makes sense to compare HHH to Punk. HHH had a power that young HHH never really had to contend with

Perhaps ironically, HBK was allegedly a big factor in Punk getting more shine in 2007.

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This is why Punk deserves all the respect he gets imo. There are wrestlers WWE put an entire machine behind to get over and they lacked the assertiveness and drive to take advantage of their position. And some skinnyfat, tatted up emo who was always meant to be bottom rung stepped on everyone to get to the top.

lol this is the faggot that always posts "rent free" whenever anyone trashes cuck man phil with facts, literally the only retard that cares about him on Yea Forums. You don't like it? you can always go back, you know?

Cringe. Yea Forums has always been Punk territory. Redditfuges will never understand

Once Heyman got fired in late 2006, Punk lost his #1 fan. Luckily for Punk, HBK and Heyman were always friendly dating back to their AWA days and continuing to Shawn's wrestling academy where he did business with Paul.
It makes sense that Shawn would admire and want to support a maverick like Punk

It never was and it only got worse when he got treated like the geek he is in the ufc. The whole board was shitting on him for weeks after his first fight. You're the one who needs to go back to wew

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go back

based

he will never cut a promo like this one also

youtube.com/watch?v=EkLtItxkbXQ

I agree totally. I don't care what your size is, if you have the drive and ambition and can back it up in the ring, you're OK with me
And again, I was never a big fan of Punk as a person. But I'm not gonna take anything away from him when it comes to pro wrestling

>that absolute kino piledriver

holy based Terry Funk

As a pro wrestler he was good.

So good he bent the suspension of disbelief of fan by being a heel better then anyone, ever, imo. His heel run happened in a time when people know wrestling is scripted and they are just actors. No question. But Punk still had fans wanting to have physical harm done to him because they genuinely hated him and Believed.

But then he could flip it. Grow out his mutton chops and become a John Everyman and be a believable baby face.

This wasn’t a good promo. This is the type of shit that makes me embarrassed to be a wrestling fan.

Look, you don't have to explain it to these simps. Punk resonated with wrestling fans in a very obvious way.

No bigger mark for himself then him in the business!

Hi April. You still think of New Jack often?''

This.

Weak b8 April, but it's ok.

He was merely above average and belonged strictly in the mid/upper mid card at best. Looking back, most of his stuff is cringe worthy, though somehow, he could run with the current Captain Planet theme DB got going on. Not that that's any better...

you were the faggot in the Hawaiian shirt, huh?

He was on of the best on the mic. Especially in the "PG Era"

Punk did shit that would make Yea Forumsergers heads spin if he did it now. They'd scream "based and redpilled" at his pipe bomb.
They're just insecure because nobody has this moxy anymore. They're force fed a bunch of script-following simps that ding-dong diddly never gonna make a mark on their souls

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The entire Cena vs Punk feud is unironically top 5 all time in WWE.

>because nobody has this moxy anymor

that ain't it chief. the dude was cringe. has been. never was. he only stuck around for as long as did because Vince loved him until he got to big for his own good and thus the wipe of his existence

None of what you said is true

Terry Funk is pretty underrated desu

you're saying this with the benefit of hindsight. you're being an obtuse, disingenuous smark here

if you say so, phil

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>said
I typed it, but ok. I never liked the dude and did nothing. He run as champ was Heyman's doing , not his.

And? Did was garbage and they only chant his name to piss Vince and HHH off because the product sucked then we he was "it" AND now when he's shit!

Seething

HBK/Jericho is literally a thousand times better

>I typed it
Is this pajeet humor?

you're lucky that Yea Forums doesn't require an IQ of 100 or above to post
Either that or you're drunk

This is it

I counter your (weak) point of his career and you respond with memes. You prove me correct every time. Never stop!

agreed, but that's only because HBK is one of the most compelling character of all time.
Once he retired, Punk filled his spot IMO

Who said I was raising a counterpoint, Rajesh? You're just a seething mess.

Accurate

Literally this! And since taking his ball and going home, fucking a lady boy he calls a wife, getting ass raped in real fighting twice AND losing his reality show with real fighting. Now the dude fucking clings to Cody after he shouts hes done with wrestling for 5 years now?!

>He was above average and slightly edgy in a time of complete shitters.

CM Punk gets to go home and fuck a hot chick every night.

What do you get to do? Sihtpost here.

hahahahahah good night

Why are you so upset about CM Punk existing?
>Now the dude fucking clings to Cody
You so desperately want Phil to be in a bad place in life so you can kick him while he's down. Stop seething.

Good thing I didn't say it was the number one feud of all time then or you'd have a point

eminem said it best desu
>I know you're not happy,
I know you'd much rather see me lying
In the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
youtube.com/watch?v=Ojv01l_aKd8

>wants ID back

I can't keep up with this same fagging shit. He put himself in a bad place. Mediocre at script fighting, thinks he can really fight and got not only destroyed, but cuck and embarrassed on PPV while doing it with his (boyish) wife looking on wishing she would've stayed with New Jack or even with E at that point. Let's not forge when she wrote her book, she dropped the brooks name and went with her maiden name. If that doesn't shout cuck, I don't know what does!

>these seething smarks are still upset their darling left them to make his own life better

>better
please show your work user

shitty sped up version, real one:
youtube.com/watch?v=g8V1RdfQWro
this song has a really important message

Try making sense at any point, I know English is hard for you downies.

>>wants ID back
what did your alcoholism mean by this?
He isn't in a bad place, I was implying that you hope he's doing bad financially. By literally all accounts, he's frugal as hell with his money. I agree that it's cringe that he not only married a another wrestler, but she didn't take his name.

Cena Edge was better

He isn't (You)

rekt

>user 1 makes point
>user 2 makes valid counter point
>user 1 seethes and reverts to /asp lingo and meme responses
>user 2 takes bait but furthers his counter point
>user 1 continues to lose ground and digs deeper in bag of memes
>user 2 pipebomb*

same fag high fiving himself

try again singh

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Bases. Watch him seethe at you for being a phoneposter.

>every time
all to prove a point on a autistic message board. I have already won, but please, feel free to be like your hero Punk and continue to lose and cling to relevance

>again SF

Get yeeted on, pal.

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I have stated several times in this thread that I don't really like Punk. I was never a mark for his. But I admire his tenacity and willingness to go against the grain and shake things up

>duckduckgo

afraid mommy gonna caught him on Yea Forums

Me 2 You 0

Why is that other nigga seething so hard?

same reason bretcuck can't let things go. it's a mental illness

>He's still fuming mad
Me: 1
(You): 0

>circle jerk
And this because someone goes against your hero, Cuck My Punk. Embarrassing Using DDG on your phone proves it. Don't forget to burn that history before mommy finds out you on Yea Forums again.

you're the one using memes now, Sanjit

>He's almost in tears
>Thinks Punk is my hero
Me:2
(You):0

>names
you seem to know a lot of Indian names friend. family of your's? I gotta go now. Thanks for the shitposting

>thinks I care and hasn't played him in his circlejerk

Son...people like me are glad IDs are gone. Too easy to bait you with your lure. Nite

Bases

nite pajeet, early to rise, don't wanna miss your spot on the shitting street

based Ramones shirt
youtube.com/watch?v=G6m0Rc1KW0I

>he break da 4th wall and tell me im a good smark fug vince mcman me want ice cream and workrate

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>endless Pajeet insults
>responds from technology that was built by fellow Pajeets

What do you mean by this user?

calm down sirhan

why cuck man fans assume everyone liked him? i never liked him and i'm in fact happy he left and i love to make phil marks like you seethe

the only people you make seethe are your poor parents, NEET

>inceletty projecting
No MAN is a phil mark, this is a fact

Seethe harder

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stop projecting, NEET

Entertaining among mediocre and boring shitters

is compelling enough to live in wrestling fan's minds rent-free on a daily basis
he's no alberto del rio

Look at cm punk taking photos with fans

crying man phil marks are so easily triggered lmao

stay mad incel

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He's that sarcastic straight edge guy who can own you with words but just don't have him get into a fight.

who's the 15 year old anorexic, NEETchad?

Lmao, wwe is still as dog shit as it was earlier, punk will still be cooler than all those indy midgets.

who tf knows? i'd still bang her tho, real chads love them sticks too

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>that hairline
lmao!

I mean, he's been balding since his roh days but he looks ridiculous now, he should go full christopher daniels at this point

double dog dare you to post a picture of (you)

This

Fuming

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI

based Punk still working the marks

>austin is a better promo than rock
>austin is even the top 5
>heyman even in the top 5
>punk shoots on a guy trying to get his catchphrases trending
>guy gets his dumb catchphrases trending
>guy also is a decade out of his prime
>guy also is the biggest act to ever work with wwe

The only way rock would have ever buried punk would be if he buried wwe itself or just tv14 bullied him. Both of which he would never do

I remember a bunch of Punk/Cena matches and I don't remember Seth beating any one of them

My favourite isn't even the Chicago one it's the one for the Mania main event on some raw

Must be crazy having him live in your head with that rant. Punk is a great talent in the ring, cuts great promos, very smart dude. Seeth harder and your eyes will explode. Yeah he fucked the tarp in UFC, but I think we're talking about wrestling.. so why even bring up UFC or his personal life? If he goes to AEW, good for him, I'll be glad to see him again. Here's some water and your L, now sit down and simmer.

tldr read. you are on the wrong website.

The last dregs of Cuck Man Phil marks staging their last stand ITT

Never really liked Punk in the ring or at the time but I think he coukd be pretty good on commentary. You can't deny he has charisma.

I agree he cultivated his image well but it all got smashed to pieces in UFC and will never recover from it, and in hindsight it turns everything he ever did into cringe

he buried his own legacy and no matter who he goes over, it won't be believable and won't recover the damage

hi phil that UFC cope was crinfe

THAT makes you cringe? Not Punk’s “Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque” bullshit, but Bubba starting a near riot simply by insulting the crowd? You need to get your taste checked.

its because the later is based you underage faggot

>It's entertaining but not a specific kind of entertaining that I'm making important, because I like cuck man phil

i only liked him at the time because he was kind of the audience insert for people who had grown frustrated with cena and the show in general. i thought his run with the title fucking sucked at the time and his act got tired almost immediately. everything that came after only exposed how much of an asshole he is irl.

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

All in all a good fit for AEW

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I agree. Old Man Punk is a good story

Read my post again, you illiterate faggot.

>this man will be AEW Champion in your life time
ding-dong diddly based

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He looks chad as fuck, not sure why people think he looks sick and old now. He looks much fucking healthier and younger than 2013 WWE Punk.

Being this illiterate.