Oh no! Vince McMahon is shutting down the WWE due to record low ratings so that he can focus on the XFL...

30 minute shoot brap contest with the entire womens locker room

CM Punk makes his return and faces Brock Lesnar in a shoot fight

Dimes

Holly Holm vs Adam Cole in an evening gown on a pole on a ladder match

Me vs Charlotte Flair and Mandy Rose and Becky Lynch and Sonya Deville and Bayley - Live Sex Celebration

Steve Austin Vs Debra
No holes barred match

Disco Inferno makes his WWE debut against The Undertaker

Insert an elongated brraaappp scene into that, and we're talking about kino

kek what a bitch

based

Main show starts

Naomi and Asuka fart America the Beautiful into a microphone

Lynch new day on a tree match vs the bar and Rusev

Kevin Nash is with doctors after his vicious rape at the hands of the New Day, suddenly the entire XFL roster barges in the room and rapes Kevin Nash until he's more cum than man.

Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks jump the barricade only to get knocked the fuck out by a single security guard.

I can see this happening to bring attention to AEW after they did that rally near Smackdown and the plant in the crowd with the AEW sign.
Basically DX outside that WCW show only alot more cringe and invasive.

Kevin Nash rapes the New Day with his asshole and then travels back in time to confront Mark Henry who rapes him again.

Velveteen Dream makes his main roster debut and proceeds to rape Kevin Nash

Ebin meme bro (I said ebin cos that's also a meme)

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Vince Russo steps out on stage with Tony Khan, announces an Elite vs DX tag match for later tonight for custody of AEW!

Nash vs Wolfcuc with Nash reputation on the line. Ends with Wolfcuc receiving a powerbomb through a flaming table and Nash celebrating in tears with the rest of his sane fans after he liberates himself from Wolfcuc's reign of terror

But it was a swerve bro, and the nWo is inserted into the match. Nash is about to win it for them but Shelton Benjamin shows up out of nowhere to rape him and Hunter steals the win.

>Ebin meme bro (I said ebin cos that's also a meme)
HOLY FUCKING EBINS

The Rock comes out to plug his new movie also to rape Kevin Nash.

Naomi beats Asuka for the SmackDown Women's championship and then rapes Kevin Nash

Kevin Nash gets raped by the entire roster on a pinball machine and then bravely goes to court and testifies against them and somebody makes a movie about it but unfortunately Kevin Nash also gets raped by the casting director and Harvey Weinstein.

Eddie Guerrero is brought back from the dead and hogtied with his ass up. The New Day approaches, but then at the last minute run in the opposite direction to drag Kevin Nash out of the backstage area so they can rape him again.

Drew McIntyre vs. Brock Lesnar (Universal Title)
Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose
The Revival vs. The Bar
Big Show vs. Braun Strowman (giant v giant, maybe for IC title)
John Cena vs. Peyton Royce
Samoa Joe vs. Rey Mysterio (US Title)

Kys

degenerate.

Nation of Domination reunite to rape Kevin Nash.

Cronfe

beggin' ya to seek sunlight

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Becky Lynch has an abortion on the ring

Like Zack Gowen?

owen hart returns with funny wheelchair gimmick

Yokozona comes back from the dead and braps on Kevin Nash and all of downstate New York dies from a mysterious leak of zyklon b

Nia Jax shits on my face wearing nothing but a latex cat mask. I eat the poop.

>unironically fantasy booking in a comedy thread
go the fuck back

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Nicolas returns to Wrestlemania to save Braun Strowman from getting buried further, only to heel turn and drop the Summer School Slammer on him and then make him tap out to the 3 day explusion lock, but not before slamming him through no less than 15 tables, ladders, and semi-trucks.

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I fuck Nicolas in his underaged boipucci while Nia Jax shits on both of us.

Russo vs the majority of his retarded fanbase. Ends with based Russo sacrificing himself by doing a suicide bomb to wipe out the monsters that he has created. Raw after mania would be a tribute show the based bro who has saved the world from cancer and retardation

Booker T does a spinaroonie while raping Kevin Nash.

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Bases

Kevin Nash says enough is enough, finds the smallest black man in the building, and attempts to rape him.

the McMahon family are dragged into the ring in a reenactment of the Call of Duty 4 intro, everybody who buys tickets gets a free AK to shoot into the sky

It turns out to be the newest NXT acquisition Cheeseburger who ends up violently raping him.

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>No holes barred
Kinky

Absolutely based

Kevin Nash's prolapsed anus completely falls out of his body. It is then hung up above the ring and we have a ladder match between D'Lo Brown and Kamala. D'Lo wins quickly after realizing Kamala has no legs to climb the ladder with.

>fantasy booking
ding-dong diddly fuck off

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fucking cringe

crinfe

Seething

Holy based

Fpbp

VS

in a Survivor Series tag match.

this user is the special guest referee