New Japan Cup Final 2019 Gamethread

foregone conclusion edition
>Yuji Nagata & Manabu Nakanishi vs. Yota Tsuji & Yuya Uemura
>Satoshi Kojima, Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Shota Umino vs. Michael Elgin, Colt Cabana & Toa Henare
>Togi Makabe, Toru Yano & Tomoaki Honma vs. Suzukigun (Minoru Suzuki, Lance Archer & Davey Boy Smith Jr.)
>Kota Ibushi, Tomohiro Ishii, Ryusuke Taguchi & Ren Narita vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (Tetsuya Naito, EVIL, BUSHI & Shingo Takagi)
>Hiroshi Tanahashi & Will Ospreay vs. Suzukigun (Zack Sabre Jr. & Taichi)
>CHAOS (Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI & Mikey Nicholls) vs. Bullet Club (Jay White, Bad Luck Fale & Hikuleo)
>Juice Robinson (c) vs. Chase Owens - IWGP US Heavyweight Championship Match
>Kazuchika Okada vs. SANADA - New Japan Cup 2019 Final Match

starts in just over an hour

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>Half the card is gaijins
No thanks, I watch Japan wrestling to see Japan, not ROH and WWE geeks.

Go CHASE!

The power of the hometown vs the power of Ishii

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>CHAOS (Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI & Mikey Nicholls) vs. Bullet Club (Jay White, Bad Luck Fale & Hikuleo)
I have mixed feelings about this

D I M E S

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sanada gonna take it

cringe

it's been sold out for 2+ weeks while last night was like 1000 tickets short

Thank you sanada for drawing the house.

Airing on NJPWWorld.com / TubeOfCozy Cytube & /Wooo/Tube TaimaTV. Enjoy the show Friends. I love you

When

Anyone got a stream and please dont foward me to the actual njpwworld. I aint dropping dimes on the promotion until it takes the belt off of the emo.

11pm PT - 2am ET.

See Here.

one more hour

Thanks sweeties

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HYPE bois
also based early start time I can actually watch this shit live and not destroy my sleep schedule

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Reminder that Okada is 4-0 against SANADA.

and it will be 5 after tonight

Reminder that Chase is 1-0 against Juice

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tana & ospreay v taichi & ZSJ should be fun

No english commentary? Fuuuuuuck

I'm watching it in English right now retard

>two singles matches
Gedo is getting a little too crazy with the filler
at least pretend like this event means something

MSG is in two weeks

ty based cozy

How?

I MET A GIRL
SHE LIKED TO PARTY
SHE MESSED ME UP
HER NAME WAS MARTY

Found out myself alt

ok?
half these guys won't even be on that show
putting together a couple more singles matches won't diminish the quality of the msg show and would make this far more watchable

Are the Japs hissing at Colt because he is Jewish? If so based as fuck.

>yfw my guy pins the emo for the victory tonight.

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BISCUITS AND GRAVY, MADE ME A MAN OOOHHH BISCUITS AND GRAVYYYY MADE ME ALL THAT I AM

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Spam it all you want that song was based as is the actual titantron.
Why do they call elgin big mike when he is small as fuck.

Is young lion kill?

RIP Shota

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tough to say
Shota is a pretty good seller, but that looked like a legit concussion

because he got a clue and hit the weights

KAZE NI NARE

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Thank you based Yano and Makabe

EVERYBODY DIES

I just dont like Honma so this finish was optimal. Minoru fuck up some young lions

>I just dont like Honma
Are you new or do you have shit taste?

>only 1 gamethread
jesus christ nu japanlets, kys

Still more than gatohwho.

we'll be lucky to even fill this one too
this card is the drizzling shits
the main event is literally the only thing worth watching

New to NJPW. Watched majority of the g1 climax. Watched wrestle kingdom and a few events sporadically. I just dont like honma he just does nothing for me. Glad he came back from his injury. But yea seeing how for the past 6 years ive been on Yea Forums no new jap fan really talks about him I can only go by the experiences I have had with him

That's your problem. He's never been the greatest worker i mean he used to be a death match guy for 10 years but before he almost killed himself he had some killer matches with people Ishii

What you dont want to see Tana/ospreay vs. Suzukigun?
Also I guess I am the only one who cares about Juice? Wish he wasnt vsing bullet jobber.
Also can someone give me a detailed breakdown on why rocky romero hates BUSHI.
>This eight man wont be decent
Enjoyed LIJs entrance and collective gear.

yeah i started watching at WK 2018 so he does nothing for me either.

Dude I barely watch NJPW and even I know that having a great match with Ishii is expected if not guaranteed

Hahaha fucking Ishii

You need to appeal to the choppa side of Ishii.

holy shit this is a sad card

taguchi's bullshit is so fucking funny

Shingo is the most legit looking motherfucker on the entire roster
he just looks like he's throat chop you and then shove a finger in your girlfriends asshole
they should strap a rocket to his back and use him as a monster heel while he still has some tread on the tire
but fuck that, he's an outsider
stick him in the juniors

shingo is anti dimes you fat flustered smark

i mean he comes from the company that's only juniors. you can see why he went and joined the juniors

he's smaller than ding-dong diddly naito.

This shit makes me giddy

he'll move up once hiromu is back

Just goes to show how many underage burgers shit up the usual gamethreads.

To be fair they are SUPER close

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Kota you twink your team lost.

he's only a junior until hiromu is back

>Subtle story telling

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>match still not set up
guess we're not getting it at MSG

Based

>ishii and evil at msg
thank fuark, the less time i need to sit and watch roh shitters the better

they have been talking about doing it in the backstage interviews. Management will set it for MSG

I like to think Ishii character is that he rroams the world looking for someone who will hit him like Shibata

better do, the card is looking pretty tragic right now

yo ishii v evil is gonna be fuckin amazing

pretty much what he is yeah

Card is already too big to add more than an IC match. Its already 9 matches.

it's going to be a 12-14 match card going 4 and half hours trust me. most matches will only go 12-15

With the beard Zack looks like a gay porn star

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Taka is one of the reasons I have grown to accept this twink.
JUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS
TAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
GO ACE
GO ACE
GO ACE
However I will never root against Tanahashi.

So is Taichi going to be added to the cobb/Ospreay match since Cobb is undefeated and ospreay is going to win

user how do you know what gay pornstars look like?

what's the deal with evil?
did he get sent on excursion to party city during halloween?
he seems to be the worst member of lij yet he gets booking that is sometimes even better than naito's

>What's the deal with Evil?
Gedo really likes him and he's based

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best buds

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ok so is hiromu coming back at msg? how come he comes back and phantasmo debuts on the same night

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Do ZSJ knees look weird to anybody else?

a twitter that's clearly hiromu has been tweeting shit anyone got it?

Shenanigans.

B A S E D

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based taichi did it for the honor of joshi

Soon.

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GO YOSHI-HASHI pin that emo faggot

based taichi

on a side note, the stormbreaker is one of the more retarded indierific finishers going today
he needs to cut that shit out

Complete silence.

BISCUITS AND GRAVY, MADE ME A MAN OOOHHH BISCUITS AND GRAVYYYY MADE ME ALL THAT I AM

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she looks like nu-hana here.

she cute

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Why doesnt Fale lose weight? He should hit the gas for a few years.

Wow it's Hana

>tfw you will never have a threesome with miho and hana
just about done

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>Hiroshi Tanahashi
>YOSHI-HASHI
>Ishii
>Daryl
>Hiromu Takahashi
>Tama Tonga
>ZSJ
>EVIL

He looks pretty based dude idk what you want him to do.

last one

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He's actually one of the best in LIJ, faggot

He lost a fuck ton last year. Like he's down 30 pounds or some shit

>based
This word should be filtered on this site

My boy SANADA is winning the Cup

Asking for censorship on a recreational origami board. Yikes brah.

lol
you shouldn't be posting from ringside, Gedo
you're killing the gimmick

ayy lmao

I bet you think Ishii should hold the big belt you fat fucking smark

Based Jay White pinning the eternal underachiever

>goto

poor mikey stuck with the two biggest choke artists in njpw

SANADA goes over right, bros? It's his time, right? Right?

no lol

I bet you put on makeup and practice mean faces in the mirror
how many plastic scythes do you own?

What the fuck was that?

t.milano

Is chase owens anyones guy? Like fuck this jobber and his fucked hairline.

Juice Robinson looks like he smells like cat piss

>Juice Robinson comes out like the mad hatter and his titantron is grateful dead bear acid tabs

He looks like he fucks asian girls.

I never noticed how fuckin jacked Juice is, though I guess his name is kind of an indicator

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He has really well developed arms but he carries quite a bit of body fat with it.

Bro if Juice loses to this shitter I will lose faith in this company.

chase on the case mark

I think even a fan of chase owens would have enough shame to know that it's not an opinion to be shared with others, even on an anonymous board

Chasey Omega is the future of Bullet Club baybay

they don't call him the Crown Jewel for nothin

JUICEBERG DING-DONG DIDDLY KILLED THAT FLABBY DWEEB

just got back from the shops. how long has this match been going for?

CHASE FlNNA DO IT

Red Shoes bumping like a boss

Too long

Bro for real if chase wins on this bullshit.
They cant want to draw any less dimes than they are. Fuck that jap up Juice

crowd sounds pretty dead

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUICE

lol that should have been the finish.

>immediately pops for Juice kicking out and begins chanting his name

Damn the wwe fucked up by not having cj parker do anything.
WHY IS THE MATCH STILL ON.
Juice fuck him up
BROOOOOOOOO

FUCKING END THIS SHIT MATCH

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yo I've never seen a powerbomb like that, that was dope as fuck

you can do it chase!

Thank you based juice

That was long as fuck but at least Juice didn't lose like a simp again.

Fuck me Juice is so good he even got the crowd into that.
i had fun

>this finish
lmfao

BASED FUCKING JUICE

PERSEVERANCE

>that barely audible pop for the win
can these two shitters join AEW please

I actually enjoyed that match a lot more than I thought I would
solid 3

>mikey nicholls

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Fucking hell, it was Chase's time!

Mikey/Juice team? I can live with that.
Or Mikey challenging at MSG?

>tfw you have the Fale physique

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FUTURE ACE

Fuck you its not juices fault that gedo booked the bullet club peg boy against him

the fuck is this nicholls cunt even doing, juice ain't even in chaos

either trying to get a title shot, or trying to get him to join CHAOS

Do you atleast have a Muffin Ass gf?

SHIBATA

BROS

YEEEEEEES

>Jobs all time.
>his time ever coming
No user fuck that jobber.
Good to see shibata

What do you think?

SHIBATA SHIBATASHITBABTABSHFJKDGHJGDFJKGDFGDFGDFGDFGDFGDSFGDSGDFSGDSFGDFGSDFGDGSDFGDFSGSDSHIABTBAJSKJDGHKDJHFDJHGKDJFHGDJKHGDJKFHGJDHFKJGDFGDHGHJGJGHDFHG

thoughts on miho's new look?

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the cute jap commentary chick doing a quiet little clap for Shibata.

SHIBATA!

>Sanada vs. Okada

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Chaos and Sekigun are aligned right now because BC have been annoying everyone. Look at the undercard tags FFS.

This anime shit right now like its the end of One piece

WTF? I had goosebumps when Shibata appeared and he just goes to commentary.

Wait what happened with Shibata is he just doing commentary

LOL
faggot

Shibata is based thats why

everytime i see shibby i thnk he's annoncing return and am excited

SEE YOU TOMORROW

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He was probably just back in Japan for a bit and wanted to do something.
I thought he would be doing something with the LA guys but nah.

I think he's gonna make an announcement after the match
HE'S GONNA SAY IT

I made the Black and white SANADA Okada thread. I am still sticking with SANADA. Yea okada vs. White at msg makes too much sense but fuck all yall its SANADAS time.

i'm well aware of that

Wonder if I can say the n word.
Thank god okada isnt sad balloon man anymore still want SANADA to win.

So why is it weird to you that a member of a faction aligned with another non-member would help him out?

>dat support for Sanada

Sanada was more over than tana last night. It's time.

>Nu Simpan
cronge and yikespilled

SANADAs entire look should be cringe incarnate but it just works.
>tfw Ocarder has finally become the roman reigns of NJPW everyone cheers the other guy

sup, E-drone
Enjoying Vince's cock?

I should have took a piss before this match started god dammit. Whats the likelihood of a BC interference?

because it would make a lot more sense for a sekigun guy to help him
but mainly i just don't like the simp

>Whats the likelihood of a BC interference?

0

why

People are cheering sanada because its his town ya spoon

It would but they are setting up a tag team probably. Or maybe Mikey lays down a friendly challenge for the title.

>not just pissing your pants
You ain't gonna make it here with the wolves, Kid
wrestlemania week is going to eat you alive

Nah i just dual screened it. Mighta missed the bowl a little.
Yanoshrug.gif

>Okada playing the heel

based cold skull is going over

Also I am gonna be drinking heavily and will be taking trips during vid packages alexa bliss or pissing into two liters

who the fuck is the third guy that isn't kevin kelly or rocky?
he doesn't sound familiar to me

I would assume even though whites beaten ocarder he would rather face SANADA because of the legacy Okada has

When is he going to drop ZZzzzkull End?

excalibur

Its tony schivoni

oh jesus

After the past few mins I am inclined to agree with your Ocarder assessment.
Go SANADA
That dropkick was a piece of art

>no ones posting because of the unfolding kino

COME ON SANADA

More like they fell asleep

That submission moment was so tense

You must not be watching. Trust when I say that this shit is pretty amazing.

SANADA please

Go for something else SANADA YOU FOOL

Sanadafags BTFO

:(

Sanada BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

p. standard new japan main event desu. i give it 3.75 stars

what the fuck gedo

Based

Told ya faggots, Gay White losing the belt at MSG

>stayed up this late and sat through 40 tag matches for okadawinslol yet again
worked, as usual

HE'S ON ANOTHER LEVEL

OOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

LOL OKADA WINS

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Great match. wrong winner. sanada is the new naito at this point. never going to be the guy.

Another easy win for Switchblade coming up.

Hooo boy that was some hot shit, star making match for Sanada.

I am ok with that but I dont want to see a lengthy okada reign. There are plenty of people on that roster that could use the rub. Regardless the outcome it was a damn fine match just wish SANADA won.

Nufags actually thought they would give a freelancer the MSG main lmoa

>that heat

Based

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The xpac heat is real

> Chadblade doesn't draw he-

literally no heat for this shitter

Jay legit looks like he has some form of disorder
his head tapers in an odd way

COPE

That ROH show wouldve sold out if the pole smoker or tanahashi were still champ.

Go away heat is not good heat user

Guess you just wiki'd sanada.

>Trying to say something
>Crowd boos preventing him
Based heat

5th place in mvp votes. COPE

Based Switchblade showing those Elite jabronis how to get actual heel heat

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the most generic heel promo ever

>A guy in the crowd is yelling for a translation of Jay White’s rant, heh. #njcup

I dont get it how is SANDA a freelancer if hes been apart of LIJ all the time?

>5th place
>the guy who holds your most prestigious belt
LOOOL

>Okada: I have... no idea what you just said. But I’m on a whole other level to you!

so SANADA's career is over in NJPW right? Gedo punked him in his hometown, how do you come back from that?

his ceiling is upper midcard and losing to the guy

that was before he was champion. he has sold out every show he has main evented as champion. like I said COPE.

it was over the day he started wrestling for new japan
non-dojo guys put over dojo guys

enjoy his reign while it lasts :^)

Based Shibata

just one of many. I have.

I told you guys that none of this mattered. He's going back to the tag division with EVIL.

Soon.

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What did he mean by this.

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Crymaker Okada

Okada needs rest. He just worked a month of epic main events.

the fuck is this dude crying for?

he doesn't want to be roman reigns anymore

>he has sold out every show he has main evented as champion.
Based retard

>He's the champion
>Tickets go on sale when he's the champion
>Tickets barely move
Cope

lol Shitblade

Wow the guy under contract won the tournament. Well fuck me what a shock.
I am shocked that Finally after 7 years Gedo got the people to boo not Okada. Jay is a fucking god

He was asked about being Shibata's last opponent