State of Pro Wrestling in 2019

State of Pro Wrestling in 2019

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a once in a lifetime experience to get to see that many thigh slaps and overdramatic facial expressions

wrestling has been dead for the past 20 years

Once in a lifetime to see how many tarps can fit into an arena lmao

And we'll see thigh slaps for chops! I can't wait!

>5’6” manchild shitter brutally thigh slaps a 5’3” greasy haired shitter
What a lifetime event.

American Okada vs American naito

oh the slaps will echo throughout the ages

>two uncharismatic vanilla midget shitters
>in any way at all similar to Okada and Naito
(You).

*stares at hands and wonders how he became so violent in your path*

Who would be the American Okada and Naito?

nobody cause American wrestlers are shit

They'll do it three times on consecutive RAW's, then curtain jerk a couple PPVs with it, and then do it five more times at house shows.

Randy Orton and AJ Styles

they're just playing to their audience. reddit and the meltzer crowd are the only people paying for this shit anymore

BASED. Sizequeens ethered.

Slapped his thigh a million times and never drew a dime

sizequeens are faggots

>once in a lifetime experience
>two midgets doing a thousand flips and thigh slaps
>unique
I guess it is if you're a massive e-drone who hasn't seen a single indy wrestling match in the last 10 years. We already had a once in a lifetime experience, literally a five star match without a single flip

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Hogan vs Warrior

>a match that literally already happened in PWG
>a match that will be like every other indie-shitter Takover match
>a "once in a lifetime" experience

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Naicringe wishes he had half the talent of Gargano.

>adam cole match
yikes

>using their kayfabe heights