What are you thoughts on Joey Ryan?

when he doesn't do dick wrestling he's fun to watch

Never seen a match but based on social media and Yea Forums he must be one of the best workers of this generation

Much like Loki, he is over rated. The guy's own ego has prevented him from being anything more then a popcorn fart in the industry that someone with his looks and swagger should make him a star. Dude could easily be a modern day Tully Blanchard or Jimmy Garvin, a good looking guy that could easily be a mid-carder in the WWE, TNA, or ROH that makes a good looking edition to what should be a dominate tag team.

I think Joey Ryan and people like him are the reason wrestling will never recover. Chikara is where I saw this kind of stupid shit start in the United States. Sure there were haha gimmick shit matches like strip club shows or midgets but those were not really aimed at wrestling fans, they were just entertainment in a wrestling ring. Now this retard shit is not only aimed at wrestling fans but those faggots are apparently enjoying it.

Unironically CZW was 100000% better for the business than this shit. At least their retarded spots were so brutal that even non-marks would go "well fuck m8, cant fake getting your chest opened up with a weed eater" and their guys looked scary. Now we have guys who openly do choreographed shots where they don't even try to hide cooperating with their opponent. Now we have "serious" wrestling shows having a bunch of inflatable penis suits walking around the ring to crickets chirping. I was live for that one and there was literally no reaction from the crowd, not even anger just pure apathy. Guess which part of the show everyone shitposts on and everyone heard about? Main event? Best match of the night? A bunch of penises? The entire industry is in a bad place right now and these shitheads keep digging it deeper. What does it matter if "All Elite Wrestling, promoting the BEST matches ever with THE BEST performers" puts themselves over as a change in the business when they have shitters like this do their spots on the card.

A sad, sad Man suffering from severe Oneitis.

Never knew who he was before the dick spot.
Clearly he's an untalented shitter if he never had success in a major company.

I liked his corrupt cop gimmick in LU.

I'd let him suck my cock if he got me drunk enough

He was entertaining in LU and I genuinely laughed my ass off in a match I saw live. He's a great sports with fans so he's alright in my book.

I do feel his gimmick is running stale and he needs to innovate himself. As of now, he reached his plateau and I can't see him going further as a comedy act. There's so much you can do with dick jokes.

Exactly lol, faggots on here complain about indie wrestlers being vanilla and then they shit on the only indie guy with a gimmick. I agree the penis spot is stupid tho.

Embarrassing, my soul hurts when i watch clips of his match with Foley.

He had the potential to be a modern day Rick Rude. I think the bullshit with TNA ruined him and turned him to this and now he's getting back at the wrestling industry in whole by getting to fuck around and do whatever he wants and get paid for it.

Entertaining.

Was based until he started the dick gimmick. Now hes just a fag meme and an example of what type of wrestling that I have no interest in ever watching ever.
>tfw I would pass on an opportunity to watch Tanahashi live if he appeared on the same card as Joey Ryan.

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can respect his hustle of making a decent living outta prowrestling without having his neck turn into sawdust

>has actual gimmick

>hated by /asp

the hipocrisy of this hellhole is always funny

I think he has before

And that card wouldnt interest me.

He's working Jim Cornette into an early grave, which is fine by me.

Absolutely fucking based obviously.

I hope guys got your tickets

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Thank you Greg for drawing the house

I know you think this is a good argument, but it really isn't my friend.

Love the look and the gimmick but I don't find his comedy stuff funny and intergender wrestling is for fat incels with femdom fetishes.

Would have been dimes 10-20 years ago

>Now we have "serious" wrestling shows having a bunch of inflatable penis suits walking around the ring to crickets chirping. I was live for that one and there was literally no reaction from the crowd, not even anger just pure apathy.
lol you weren't at the same show i was at then

this picture is perfect because you're also a child who thinks he's an adult

Honestly not a bad wrestler when he tries. Good fundamentals. Don't forget he was trained by Daniel Bryan

This
Joey Ryan is literally an Attitude Era Russo gimmick and Yea Forums shits on him
What a bunch of contrarian retard

You watch dudes grab this guys cock your opinion is invalid.
His gimmick existed in the attitude era it was done better by Val Venis and Venis didnt go around and have the whole locker room grab his dick.

Joey Ryan would have been bullycided in the Attitude era lockerroom. He's a midget snowflake faggot.

Is he circumcised?

Has the look, but is a total simp.

You tell me

I honestly wouldn't mind him if he didn't do the dick flip spot

Basically Val Venis but shit, edgy and gay
3/10 couldn't be taken seriously even if he stopped using penises as his gimmick/moveset

is this the same guy that books those popular shoes come wrestlemania weekend?

His gimmick is that he wants everyone to touch his dick, right? That would only fly in AE if he went full Goldust.

>even the fag goldust who wanted to get breast implants didnt pitch to mcmahon hey how about everyone grabs my dick.
Really tells you something.

Tryhard