The son of an irish dock worker, and the eldest of three children...

the son of an irish dock worker, and the eldest of three children, Carter the Deanchrist was orphaned at an age where children should be more concerned with playing than surviving.

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Hi Carter

ding-dong diddly hard times daddeh

Hi carter

God, seriously asp, who is this ugly fuck??

Carter aka Dean Mark.

I've heard a lot of mentions of him, is he like wokfcuc??

Carter is the resident autist of this board. Think Hogan in terms of pure cancerous drawing power. Wolfcuc is more like Triple H 02-04 reign of terror, whereas Carter is 80's Hogan or 90's Austin.
The copypasta sums most of him up I think which I'll give you

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>works Yea Forums with multiple trips
>is responsible for working the mods into making the ding-dong diddly filter. It backfired.
>aside from bringing in other board talk, is also responsible for creating majority of Yea Forums lingo
>posted CP threads regularly kayfabing and working the janny into becoming a fully fledged pedophile
>works other anons into becoming carter imposters, accusing others of being carter and convincing themselves they are carter
>worked out with balor and kendrick at planet fitness. were impressed with him
>leaves mark like chad serial killer ;^)
>is royalty on Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /wooo/ and other boards... yet is also the boogeyman
>strong masculine jaw
>had a nxt tryout in 2016. decided to stay with Yea Forums despite a generous offer
>one simple comment in his true form Dean Mark !!F0v4EQGwWZW garners more (you)s and dimes than anyone to a monstrous pop
>actually courted queen yelissa, despite the fact they're actually likely cousins
>benches 500lbs
>multiple feuds with bretcuck, fartchad and others
>faked his own death and kayfabed being in jail
>absolutely btfo mmamanlets on Yea Forums after conor mcmanlet was destroyed in boxing
>works /s/ by making them seethe over harmless diva threads
>works /pol/tards into a seething shoot daily
>is halflife's gman, metal gear's patriots, batman's joker, the architect from the matrix and the Illuminati of Yea Forums
>not uptight and scared of being a cuck
>works Yea Forums into thinking he's jewish, black, canadian, israeli, romanian, mexican or a combination of everything
>Yea Forums equivalent of combined hogan/rock/austin drawing power
>now a part time talent because he draws so many dimes, Yea Forums can't contain him
>predicted ambrose would increase the 2016 Smackdown rating to a 4.00. it did. fake news says otherwise
>literal chad. actually leaves Yea Forums to seek sunlight and pick up his meds
>has Yea Forums eating out of the palm of his hand, and threads made about him constantly

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fuck off newfag