How you want to start our match bro?

>how you want to start our match bro?
>i dunno just drop me on my head
weabs will actually defend this

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Not every match or fed does this.

>hey bro you know wrestling? the thing where you do moves that don't hurt eachother and you sell them to make it look painful?
>what if we actually beat the fuck out of eachother and no sold the whole thing so it looks like retarded slapfights?

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>what if we actually beat the fuck out of eachother
fucking based

only the twinks of who japan could take something as manly as hitting someone and make it look gay

This is what would happen if someone tried to apply a headlock in real combat sports. It's a move that is as fake as the irish whip.

Better than doing flippy shit. Then. Now. Forever. :)

was that actually the start
holy based

Misawa was the original flippy heavyweight though.

But still was heavy.

Wanna know how I know that you're an Inokiism gatekeeper?

>How do you want our match, bro?
>Ah, I don't know. Rest holds, powder outs, our signature moves. Yeah, that's good.

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THIS IS BORING

Nujapanlet BOILING, I see

i'm sure it made sense in the decades-long history. learn to in-ring psychology.

>It's a move that is as fake as the irish whip.
What's fake about the Irish Whip you simp? Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's fake.

This is the greatest match in history you fagboy.

t. nofriend neckbeard with man tits

Gook wrestling is awful.

Crinfe

Seek reproduction

It did in fact make sense, but you can't expect WWEncels to understand that. If it doesn't involve a retard on a mic calling another retard a dumb-dumb face they're completely lost when it comes to storytelling and psychology in pro-wrestling.

Yes
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Worked