Finna

Finna

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the smell

Post pits

Satan, chinks don't smell much when they sweat.

I too would be dripping if I buried my face between her thighs for a few minutes

>tfw no sweaty yellow gf to lick

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God I wish I could lick her underboob sweat

Wrong. They don't stink of body odor but they still reek of sweat. There is a distinct smell that sweaty asians have and I don't know how to describe it but it's kind of pleasant.

Imagine having the longest hardest workout of your life each day but your beautiful chinese gf keeps motivating you the entire time and you fuck each others brains out and fall asleep together for a nap after.

>and you fuck each others brains out and fall asleep together for a nap after.
>I'll never experience this

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I FUCKING love sweaty women SO MUCH

would lick her clean bet she tastes of sweet and sour sauce

oh God yes

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>lemme just pour some water on my hair hehe the virgins on Instagram will LOVE this!

she is SO thoughtful for catering to us!

You can tell none of these fat marks have ever picked up a barbell in their lives
Worked

she was completely right though.

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Xia. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. The Tighs. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Xia pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't honestly is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would WWE hire something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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>The Tighs
you fucked up!
you fucked up!
you fucked up!

>napping after your workout

Never gonna make it.

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God I'd kill for this

>wanting to ruin her perfect body with pregnancy
Yikesola

>5'3"

So you want little manlet sons?

GONNA. DON'T SAY DING-DONG DIDDLY, NO ONE IN THE 21ST CENTURY EVER SAID 'FIXING TO" ANYTHING. YES I'M PISSED, STUPID MEME WORD.

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I say ding-dong diddly irl completely unironically and have for a long time. Ya seethe?

ya fixing to seethe?

seek help

Worked

>The Tighs
what ya frakin mean

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Don't worry. You can watch AEW which only hires ugly transwomyn.

she's so perfect. even her crooked teeth are cute

I want to knock her up and then one of you simps marries her and raises my child with her.

based, I'll do the job

Ding-Dong Diddlyseethe

i'm fixin' ta whoop your ass, you come in here with that shit again

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AT LEAST YOU SAID FIXIN' TA, I UNDERSTOOD THAT MUCH.

Meant to say f*nna but I didn't know there was a filter against it. I GET WHY.

sweaty little asian woman
Oh oh oh
what you do meee

AIN'T NUTTIN BETTER WHEN I GET WHAT I WANT AND MUH GIRL GIBS ME HER SWEATY ASS TO EAT AFTER SHES DONE WORKING OUT

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I'm not super into asian girls, but Xia does it for me. I'd lick the sweat off her entire body

I come in to revel in Xia's taut body, and now I'm sad seeing this photo. I miss him lads.

Christ her workouts must be intense. She looks like she just got in from a rainstorm

He's fine, he's got vinny with him again, they're fuckin jammin with all the other legends

How many times did Xia make Kairi cum during their Hawaii vacation?

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minimum 20

feels bad

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. I JUST WANT A SWEATY ASIAN MILF GF TO LICK CLEAN.

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Thanks man. Now I'm picturing the Abbott brothers jamming with Hendrix, Rhoads, Vaughn, Dave Z, Moon, Bonham and Mercury. Now I can sleep easier.

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>Imagine having the longest hardest workout of your life each day

You don't get stronger from training, you get stronger by recovering from training. You need your rest days.

>you fuck each others brains out

And cardio will kill your gains. Go to /fit/ and lurk for a decade and MAYBE you'll be ready to set foot inside a gym, rookie.

>and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

If they were indeed yours, they'd be half retarded.

>NO ONE IN THE 21ST CENTURY EVER SAID 'FIXING TO" ANYTHING.

You don't live in the rural SE USA, do you? Not only do people say "fixing to" all the time, unlike the Bruthas, they actually enunciate the whole damn thing.

>No Lemmy or Cliff Burton

So then who is going to play bass, you dipshit?

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i'd go with both just for the sheer power

Christ, I knew I missed some band pieces thinking drummers and guitarists. Also no keyboards/piano, so I'll amend that with Billy Powell along with Lemmy and Cliff like you mentioned. I guess because it was near bedtime I screwed that up.

She's carrying a lot of meat on her thicc frame

>tell Xia you want to eat her sweaty asshole after a workout
>she gives you this look
what do?

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probably scorch my shorts

>i'd go with both just for the sheer power

BASS'ED

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>this is the best buttshot of Xia we've gotten so far
Reeeeeeee just show of the booty already