Hello Yea Forums, it is I WWE Universal Champion Brock Lesnar

In an effort to get me more involved with the WWE Universe, my advocate Paul Heyman has asked me to come here for an AMA.

Ask me anything.

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Why did you pick Sable for a wife, Mr. Laser?

Are you circumcised?

She had nice breasts and I'm the beast.
Together we are the Beast and the Breast.

HAHA
(Paul wrote that)

Did a young Shelton Benjamin violate Kevin Nash in the summer of '92?

Sneed? Feed? Seed?

Are you circumcised?

Queer

Do ya shave ya ding-dong diddly pubes? What do ya do with the clippings ya simp mark bitch?

Fuck no.
It's all a work, Paul told me.

Could you please explain this Simpsons joke to me? It's from season 11, episode 5, "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"

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What was going through you mind before, during and after the shooting star press on Angle at WM19?

Will you please make Paul grow back the skullet he used to have?

I can neither confirm or deny this

I'm more of a Chuck guy.

Nope.

Yes you are but what am I?

I have a guy for that.

What is your favorite match that you wrestled?

Notice how there's two red cars and two red caps, but only one Homer? If that was how they determined ownership of those automobiles, Homer would lose his car. Haha.

The car would be "Formerly Homers".

"Welp, here comes the pain"

Okay.

In your Stone Cold podcast interview for the WWE Network you made yourself sound like you were heading to the path of being NEET by saying you never left the basement for almost a year until you went to college.

What's your favorite anime?

this

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I am a big fan of K-On!

Confirmed likely imposter.

78% of babies in South Dakota where Brock was born are circumcised today.

N-no I'm-m not......
Okay guys I gotta go, good talk!

ZOINKS!

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But who was actually imposter Bork?

The Hulkster says it was Mark Henry.

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Hey Block, I was wondering, what do you think of all the Reddit

Spacing

On
Here?

why is your monitor so fucking old

Brock is an artist and appreciates the intricacies of crt.

*good

How much jew gold does Paul Heyman has on his person at any given time?